Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

And dolomite itself is made up of other elements.

# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:38

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# ? May 5, 2024 17:48

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Bender is between 150% and 330% stuff. Or more.

# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:53

Manos del Sino: Apr 12, 2004; Original Pony; Soiled Meat

Bender's 100% full of B.S.

# ? Aug 30, 2011 18:07

Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

Come on, this is all math. And we know he's not that kind of robot!

# ? Aug 30, 2011 18:32

Manos del Sino: Apr 12, 2004; Original Pony; Soiled Meat

Manos del Sino posted:

Bender's 100% full of B.S.

That's Mom's Special Robot B.S., by the way, made with extra wuv.

# ? Aug 30, 2011 18:38

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Manos del Sino posted:

That's Mom's Special Robot B.S., by the way, made with extra wuv.

Surely you mean 'love'?

# ? Aug 30, 2011 18:43

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

DrBouvenstein posted:

Surely you mean 'love'?

No, wuv. See, with an Earth W.

# ? Aug 30, 2011 18:57

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Doctor Spaceman posted:

And dolomite itself is made up of other elements.

Of course it is, dammit! It's the rough, tough mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about!

# ? Aug 30, 2011 19:10

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

haveblue posted:

No, wuv. See, with an Earth W.

THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES ME!

# ? Aug 30, 2011 19:14

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Manos del Sino posted:

That's Mom's Special Robot B.S., by the way, made with extra wuv.

Thatsch schwooo schweeet. :3:

# ? Aug 30, 2011 19:22

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

Of course it is, dammit! It's the rough, tough mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about!

I'll be whatever I wanna do!

# ? Aug 30, 2011 19:56

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

haveblue posted:

No, wuv. See, with an Earth W.

Does this dummy have a brother?

# ? Aug 30, 2011 19:57

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Athenry posted:

THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES ME!

THESE CANDIES ARE CHALKY AND UNPLEASANT!!

# ? Aug 31, 2011 02:08

Superrodan: Nov 27, 2007

kangal posted:

THESE CANDIES ARE CHALKY AND UNPLEASANT!!

Well, guh.

# ? Aug 31, 2011 02:31

trouser chili: Mar 27, 2002; Unnngggggghhhhh

a wondrous thing happened, why not.

# ? Aug 31, 2011 17:25

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

trouser chili posted:

a wondrous thing happened, why not.

...destroying many, many planets...including two gangster planets and a cowboy world!

Edit: So in the one parallel universe, would the cowboy world that got destroyed still have been a cowboy world? Or would it have been the only world not cowboy? Double-cowboy?

# ? Aug 31, 2011 18:52

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

DrBouvenstein posted:

...destroying many, many planets...including two gangster planets and a cowboy world!

Edit: So in the one parallel universe, would the cowboy world that got destroyed still have been a cowboy world? Or would it have been the only world not cowboy? Double-cowboy?

Well I'll be, it DID make him a double cowboy.

# ? Aug 31, 2011 18:54

kippa: Aug 10, 2005; Fry, it's been three days. You can't keep boogie-ing like this. You'll come down with a fever of some sort.

Forgot I had this and dug it out to post elsewhere, I figure this thread will like it too, a gigantic multi-monitor wallpaper I found a few years back:

Click for huge.

# ? Aug 31, 2011 21:31

chachu: Jul 4, 2007; cuttin' cat faces in the pines.

kippa posted:

Forgot I had this and dug it out to post elsewhere, I figure this thread will like it too, a gigantic multi-monitor wallpaper I found a few years back:

Click for huge.

Wasn't this on some goons custom-made Futurama pinball machine? Or did my brain just stroke off there for a second?

# ? Sep 1, 2011 04:04

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

kippa posted:

Forgot I had this and dug it out to post elsewhere, I figure this thread will like it too, a gigantic multi-monitor wallpaper I found a few years back:

Click for huge.

Too bad it has jpeg artefacts.

# ? Sep 1, 2011 08:02

kippa: Aug 10, 2005; Fry, it's been three days. You can't keep boogie-ing like this. You'll come down with a fever of some sort.

chachu posted:

Wasn't this on some goons custom-made Futurama pinball machine? Or did my brain just stroke off there for a second?

I thought it was an arcade cabinet but that sounds very familiar!

# ? Sep 1, 2011 13:30

trouser chili: Mar 27, 2002; Unnngggggghhhhh

New avatar time, I like it cause it kinda looks like Fry's eating poop.

Poop! Ha-ha-ha! !h-ah-aH !pooP

# ? Sep 1, 2011 16:24

ff7cid: Jun 27, 2008; Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about!

kippa posted:

Forgot I had this and dug it out to post elsewhere, I figure this thread will like it too, a gigantic multi-monitor wallpaper I found a few years back:

This is sucky! You suck! Who taught you to do three-point perspective? I could make a better wallpaper with my butt!

...

Nah I'm just kidding, you're alright.

# ? Sep 1, 2011 16:32

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Somebody changed my Chamber of Understanding avatar, and took my gang tag in the process.

# ? Sep 1, 2011 16:51

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

spankmeister posted:

Too bad it has jpeg artefacts.

Saved anyway

# ? Sep 1, 2011 16:54

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

spankmeister posted:

Somebody changed my Chamber of Understanding avatar, and took my gang tag in the process.

That dog won't hunt!

# ? Sep 1, 2011 18:14

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

spankmeister posted:

Somebody changed my Chamber of Understanding avatar, and took my gang tag in the process.

You mean somebody did two things?!?

# ? Sep 1, 2011 18:29

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

John Dough posted:

You mean somebody did two things?!?

Oh John Dough, I love it how you DO TWO THINGS.

# ? Sep 1, 2011 18:32

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

John Dough posted:

You mean somebody did two things?!?

Isn't he cute, he can two things at once, swim and eat!

Ooh, three things!

Edit Just found out via the Futurama FB page that the Futurama Monopoly is now available for pre-order!
http://www.usaopoly.com/games/monopoly-futurama-collectors-edition-0

Pre-ordering guarantees you the Collector's Edition (it looks like), which gives you a Glorious Golden Bender, and Leela's Boot (in addition to the other metal tokens, The Hypno-Toad, a Brainslug, the What-If Machine, Seymour, and the Planet Express Ship (finally, a Monopoly game where you'll be happy no matter what token you get!))

If you just get a the regular edition, Bender goes back to his Foghat Grey roots, and no Leela's Boot at all...they ship in November, which is also when your CC gets charged, so you've got a couple months to save up, you penniless hippie! Makes a great X-Mas gift!)

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Sep 1, 2011

# ? Sep 1, 2011 18:39

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

US only though. Bastards.

I guess that should be expected from the name USAopoly, but still.

# ? Sep 1, 2011 20:01

Cryptic Edge: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Mines ordered! Now I can play monopoly in all its futuristic glory.

# ? Sep 1, 2011 20:11

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

spankmeister posted:

Somebody changed my Chamber of Understanding avatar, and took my gang tag in the process.

Whenever I see someone suggesting to buy someone a red text or see someone's avatar get changed to something stupid, I always get scared that it might happen to me. I try to not act like an rear end in a top hat, not because I don't want to get probated, but because I don't want to lose my sweet avatar.

# ? Sep 1, 2011 20:23

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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You guys realize you can apparently just buy your own gang tags and avatars back, right?

# ? Sep 1, 2011 20:29

aquatic sideshow: Nov 21, 2005; by I Ozma Myself

Martytoof posted:

You guys realize you can apparently just buy your own gang tags and avatars back, right?

Have you priced those lately? I'm not made of money, leave me alone!

# ? Sep 1, 2011 20:32

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Cojawfee posted:

Whenever I see someone suggesting to buy someone a red text or see someone's avatar get changed to something stupid, I always get scared that it might happen to me. I try to not act like an rear end in a top hat, not because I don't want to get probated, but because I don't want to lose my sweet avatar.

I didn't even pis anyone off, specifically. It's just by virtue of posting in a subforum a bunch.

Martytoof posted:

You guys realize you can apparently just buy your own gang tags and avatars back, right?

That's just what they want you to do. :tinfoil:

# ? Sep 1, 2011 20:38

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Martytoof posted:

You guys realize you can apparently just buy your own gang tags and avatars back, right?

It would take lots of tiny five dollar bills, and have you priced those lately?

# ? Sep 1, 2011 21:21

Cryptic Edge: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blWLip8nl0E

# ? Sep 1, 2011 21:35

GigaPeon: Apr 29, 2003; Go, man, go!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Isn't he cute, he can two things at once, swim and eat!

Ooh, three things!

Edit Just found out via the Futurama FB page that the Futurama Monopoly is now available for pre-order!
http://www.usaopoly.com/games/monopoly-futurama-collectors-edition-0

Pre-ordering guarantees you the Collector's Edition (it looks like), which gives you a Glorious Golden Bender, and Leela's Boot (in addition to the other metal tokens, The Hypno-Toad, a Brainslug, the What-If Machine, Seymour, and the Planet Express Ship (finally, a Monopoly game where you'll be happy no matter what token you get!))

If you just get a the regular edition, Bender goes back to his Foghat Grey roots, and no Leela's Boot at all...they ship in November, which is also when your CC gets charged, so you've got a couple months to save up, you penniless hippie! Makes a great X-Mas gift!)

Why isn't the PlanEx ship one of the "Railroads"?

# ? Sep 1, 2011 22:40

Cryptic Edge: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Guh!

# ? Sep 1, 2011 22:49

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# ? May 5, 2024 17:48

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

What are we, like a bus or something?

# ? Sep 1, 2011 23:02

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