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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

JethroMcB posted:

12 to the Moon also features a few proto-David Ryder jokes with the American pilot.

"I did it! I saved us all! I'm Chunk Ironchest, and I won!"

Captain Cliff Beefpile
Sledge Riprock
Tank Concrete, Astro-NAUT
Bronc Drywall
Stump Hugelarge
Chunk Pylon
Chunk Manmusk
Captain Ron Codpiece (on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON)
Sledge Fisthammer
Clint Stompheader
Captain Chuck Hardslab
Chunk Ironchest

(http://www.mst3kinfo.com/ward_e/List524.html)

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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011
I'll praise whoever I want to, white boy. :colbert:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Bitchtits McGee posted:

I'll praise whoever I want to, white boy. :colbert:

...the navigator's black!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

JethroMcB posted:

...the navigator's black!

So your old man's a Nazi, eh? :v:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

JethroMcB posted:

...the navigator's black!

I've been riffing on this riff since the 2008 election so drat hard... At the start of a speech or presser, when he walks to the podium: "The President's BLACK!"

Dr_Strangelove fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Sep 1, 2011

penis sandwich
Aug 28, 2004

have some pudding :)

JethroMcB posted:

...the navigator's black!

Elgin's my black friend!! :haw:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

penis sandwich posted:

Elgin's my black friend!! :haw:

I don't fink on soul brother. :colbert:

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

penis sandwich posted:

Elgin's my black friend!! :haw:

Can somebody turn down the Percy Faith?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Practical Demon posted:

Can somebody turn down the Percy Faith?

Yeah, Richard Clayderman, I love him.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Attention - All the Gamera episodes from the Gamera box set have been added to Netflix Instant. Happy day!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Grandpa Pap posted:

I don't fink on soul brother. :colbert:

I don't have any lines. :(

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

Evil Mastermind posted:

I don't have any lines. :(

But you get to wear slinky dresses and hold guns and stuff! :v:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Not this sister... :mad:

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Grandpa Pap posted:

But you get to wear slinky dresses and hold guns and stuff! :v:

:butt: Hey, they're giving away the plot!

Mace Bacon
Apr 16, 2008

YOU'RE SLEEPING HERE? IS THIS WHERE YOU'RE SLEEPING? HUH?!
Can't talk guys! I've got the day off! And I'm going to see Squanto!

A WARRIORS TALE! :haw:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

Bitchtits McGee posted:

:butt: Hey, they're giving away the plot!

All right, ya know what? I'm just gonna give in and look at the breasts.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Mace Bacon posted:

Can't talk guys! I've got the day off! And I'm going to see Squanto!

A WARRIORS TALE! :haw:

Mace Bacon, Squanto opened and closed in a week.

Mace Bacon
Apr 16, 2008

YOU'RE SLEEPING HERE? IS THIS WHERE YOU'RE SLEEPING? HUH?!

Evil Mastermind posted:

Mace Bacon, Squanto opened and closed in a week.

.......SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

a warriors tale :smith:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
And I got you...

*rummages around frantically*

...this $25 savings bond! :v:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Grandpa Pap posted:

All right, ya know what? I'm just gonna give in and look at the breasts.

I have a feeling Johnny Wadd is gonna be in this...

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
This isn’t as cool as "Electra Woman and Dyna Girl".

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Dr_Strangelove posted:

I have a feeling Johnny Wadd is gonna be in this...

I have the feeling the phase "Where's my cocaine" was said a lot during filming.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
Wish I hadn’t bought a Playgirl...aw heck, they’re nude, anyway!

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Mace Bacon posted:

a warriors tale :smith:

Hey, maybe Camp Nowhere's still playing! :v:

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011
Yeah, or Road to Wellville! :roflolmao:

The Selling Wizard
Apr 10, 2009

CAN I BUM A SMOKE
OFF YA, SPACE MAN
Maybe it's the flying saucer that I... heard them... talk about... so much... late..........ly

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011
It's true what they say, "We get terrible parts if we live too long."

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


"Hey go melt somewhere else, loser!" *honk honk*

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

"Hey go melt somewhere else, loser!" *honk honk*

No matter how many times I see it, that catches me off guard and makes me laugh.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

"Hey go melt somewhere else, loser!" *honk honk*

Geez, now I gotta hose Buzz Aldrin or somebody off the building... :rolleyes:

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Grandpa Pap posted:

Geez, now I gotta hose Buzz Aldrin or somebody off the building... :rolleyes:

Cape Kennedy was renamed Cape Ted Nelson.....and then it was immediately renamed Cape Kennedy.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
ATCHKA!

Futhark
Apr 3, 2009

Grandpa Pap posted:

Geez, now I gotta hose Buzz Aldrin or somebody off the building... :rolleyes:

"So how many monster movies end with a janitor scooping the monster into a garbage can?"

:laffo:

Kills me every time...

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Futhark posted:

"So how many monster movies end with a janitor scooping the monster into a garbage can?"

I don't understand white people...

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
Sooo, they learned nothing.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Futhark posted:

"So how many monster movies end with a janitor scooping the monster into a garbage can?"

:laffo:

Kills me every time...

"What's there to wrap up? Everybody's dead!"

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Grandpa Pap posted:

Sooo, they learned nothing.

I learned that kids were completely unloveable in the 70s.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I still don't understand how the spaceship blows up all the way out at Saturn but they somehow get the body back to Earth.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
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muscles like this? posted:

I still don't understand how the spaceship blows up all the way out at Saturn but they somehow get the body back to Earth.

Well, I think I learned that I shouldn't go to Saturn unless I have the proper protective gear.

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Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
"You haven't seen anything until you've seen the Sun through the rings of Saturn."

That's not what this is, but it's something that sort of suggests it!

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