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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

The Leck posted:

Her father would look at me and say, "eno enoa juang". Which means, "this guy - this is not my kind of guy".

I use that almost-exact line a lot, what with the "this ____... this is not my kind of ____" and the hand-waving.

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isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

Happy Birthday? No such thing.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

The Leck posted:

Her father would look at me and say, "eno enoa juang". Which means, "this guy - this is not my kind of guy".

I'll take you outside and show you what it's like!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


WHICH WAY TO HAMBURGER HOT DO STAND

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Did you mess with Johnny, Jerry? :D

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Ehud posted:

He's also Artie! :eng101:



The strongest man...in the wooooorld!

As well as Cotton and Kahn from King of the Hill, and he voiced a hobo in the new Beavis and Butthead.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
It's a misprint. What do you have, a Clarkman? :colbert:

Invis
Apr 26, 2010
35 Geriatrics throwin' elbows. It's like I'm swimming through a flabby armed spanking machine!

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Take the pen!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

T. Finn posted:

Take the pen!

This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep me out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool! We're gonna be in the clubhouse! We're gonna be ALL OVER that shuffleboard court! And I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I'm ready to die for you!

Midnight Sun
Jun 25, 2007

Relayer posted:

Well maybe we could just forget about the cake?

No! I'm bringing cake!! *looks insane*

You can't beat a babka!

Miss Lonelyhearts
Mar 22, 2003


Shut up ya old bag!

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
George is getting upset!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Rusty Shackelford posted:

George is getting upset!

My custom title :3:

Well, at least it was before Duke Nukem Forever.

loving George Broussard.

That son of a bitch is ice cold.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

potee posted:

This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep me out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool! We're gonna be in the clubhouse! We're gonna be ALL OVER that shuffleboard court! And I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!

Del Vista Boca
Del Visto Boco
Del Baco Visto
Del Vesta Bico
Del Visto Beco

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.




http://blog.fakeanything.com/?p=36

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I want to see all of those movies.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I don't see Harrison Ford falling out of a plane and shooting back at it as he falls :colbert:

But seriously, those are amazing posters.

Parachute
May 18, 2003
Nice, I haven't seen the "Slime" tag beneath the rating since "Flubber". Also, "Intense elderly sex" yields an r-rating on its own for sure.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

penismightier posted:




http://blog.fakeanything.com/?p=36

These are fantastic, but I'm disappointed in the lack of Firestorm and CheckMate.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

penismightier posted:



http://blog.fakeanything.com/?p=36
Fran Tarkington: Football Hall of Famer, That's Incredible! host and erotic literature writer.
That guy can do anything!

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Karma Kramer?

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
How's this for constructive criticism... you stink. That diploma on the wall is my idea of CO-ME-DY!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I want to know why there's an American flag on the Chunnel poster.

I suppose we'll never know.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

penismightier posted:



Isn't it supposed to be "experiences" pain and yearning?? These things are TERRIBLE. (jk they are amazing)

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Criminal Minded posted:

These are fantastic, but I'm disappointed in the lack of Firestorm and CheckMate.

The Other Side of Darkness, too.

dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE

penismightier posted:

The Other Side of Darkness, too.

Sack lunch. Don't you want to know how they got in there?

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009
Schindler's List also missing.

Tomo
Aug 5, 2003

I dont wanna wait, for my lunch to get colder
Schindlers List is not a fake movie though :l

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Tomo posted:

Schindlers List is not a fake movie though :l


That's the joke.

Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica

WouldDesk posted:

Schindler's List also missing.

FUNNY GUY!!

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009

Tomo posted:

Schindlers List is not a fake movie though :l

But it played such a big role in that episode :(

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

WouldDesk posted:

But it played such a big role in that episode :(

And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp
I didn't realize until now that "The Rye" aired two years before the movie Firestorm was in theaters.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Punch Card posted:

I didn't realize until now that "The Rye" aired two years before the movie Firestorm was in theaters.

Firestorm, that's a helluva picture! Remember when that helicopter landed on the roof of the car?

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Criminal Minded posted:

Firestorm, that's a helluva picture! Remember when that helicopter landed on the roof of the car?

I literally tell people "I like to go in fresh!"

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

T. Finn posted:

I literally tell people "I like to go in fresh!"

What the hell does that mean?

Are you saying... you want a piece of me?


(Any excuse to repost this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2LdHH0hmHY)

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

T. Finn posted:

I literally tell people "I like to go in fresh!"

So you got a hen, a chicken, and a rooster. The rooster, goes with the chicken. So who's, having sex, with the hen.

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