Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Zzzz....you women's libbers really know how to party...zzzz

....hey, Betty Friedan--send a little of that lotion MY way...Zzzzzzzz...

# ? Dec 1, 2011 20:29

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:41

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Lightspeed Briefs: As seen in your dreams

# ? Dec 1, 2011 20:50

delljit: Feb 20, 2004; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

sebzilla posted:

Lightspeed Briefs: As seen in your dreams

Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree.

# ? Dec 1, 2011 21:08

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

delljit posted:

Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree.

We ALL feel that way ALL of the time.

Coleman posted:

TravBot come back! He's stuck in a loop!

I already did!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 22:10

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

Klungar posted:

And the other is Cole_{_man}!

And Yaos maybe?

# ? Dec 2, 2011 01:33

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Yaos posted:

And Yaos maybe?

Yes, let's all talk to Yaos now.

# ? Dec 2, 2011 02:04

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

# ? Dec 2, 2011 03:53

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Oh no, Zoidberg discovered his relation to Cthulhu :ohdear:

# ? Dec 2, 2011 03:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MariusLecter posted:

I am a Futurama quoter, sworn to protect the weak from crazy gibberish.

I thought your job was to cast the deciding vote in forum polls?

# ? Dec 2, 2011 04:56

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Jerusalem posted:

I thought your job was to cast the deciding vote in forum polls?

I thought he was some sort of Jamaican space potato.

# ? Dec 2, 2011 05:39

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

I thought he was some sort of Jamaican space potato.

Now I'll go home and relax the traditional Jamaican way.

A warm glass of milk and a good nights sleep.

# ? Dec 2, 2011 07:41

delljit: Feb 20, 2004; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

Coleman posted:

Now I'll go home and relax the traditional Jamaican way.

A warm glass of milk and a good nights sleep.

is there any meat he can't jerk?

# ? Dec 2, 2011 09:48

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Jerusalem posted:

I thought your job was to cast the deciding vote in forum polls?

And protecting the weak from crazy gibberish! Read the forum rules.

# ? Dec 2, 2011 11:23

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

MariusLecter posted:

And protecting the weak from crazy gibberish! Read the forum rules.

Don't quote me forum rules! I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the page the forum rules are in!

WE KEPT IT GRAY.

# ? Dec 2, 2011 15:51

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Now that's humorous!

(No seriously, :drat:

)

# ? Dec 2, 2011 15:54

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Data Graham posted:

Now that's humorous!

(No seriously, )

Today's comedians could learn from that post. :zoid:

And a Futurama Monopoly update: Out for delivery! Should arrive by the time I'm back from work!

# ? Dec 2, 2011 16:16

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Data Graham posted:

Now that's humorous!

(No seriously, )

And MokBa sends it out of the park!
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!

# ? Dec 2, 2011 16:20

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Hola? Profesor? Que pasa?

# ? Dec 2, 2011 16:20

forpush: Jan 6, 2006; We don't like it when the city light start fading
When the city lights fading then we can't get down

MariusLecter posted:

And MokBa sends it out of the park!
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!

Apart from the word "blerns" that post made no sense at all

# ? Dec 2, 2011 16:35

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

MokBa posted:

Don't quote me forum rules! I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the page the forum rules are in!

WE KEPT IT GRAY.

GUARDS! Bring me the forms I need to fill out in order to have them taken away!

# ? Dec 2, 2011 17:04

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Now MokBa is the popular one!

# ? Dec 2, 2011 21:11

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

MokBa posted:

Now MokBa is the popular one!

Yes, lets all talk to MokBa.

# ? Dec 3, 2011 00:02

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

I'm starting to get the hang of this forum; the blurns are loaded, the counts 3 blurns and 2 anti-blurns, and the infield blurn rule is in effect.

# ? Dec 3, 2011 00:52

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Yaos posted:

I'm starting to get the hang of this forum; the blurns are loaded, the counts 3 blurns and 2 anti-blurns, and the infield blurn rule is in effect.

Yaos, which one of us is in the Forums Hall of Fame? :mmmhmm:

# ? Dec 3, 2011 02:02

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Yaos posted:

I'm starting to get the hang of this forum; the blurns are loaded, the counts 3 blurns and 2 anti-blurns, and the infield blurn rule is in effect.

THIRD BALL LOCKED! :stare:

MULTI-BALL! MULTI-BALL! MULTI-BALL!
:derp:

# ? Dec 3, 2011 03:10

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Here, try out bean pizza...six kinds of beans, plus several tings that look like beans.

# ? Dec 3, 2011 03:15

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Here, try out bean pizza...six kinds of beans, plus several tings that look like beans.

DrBouvenstein, it has come to my attention that this thread has been paying you to do nothing but loaf around on the couch.

# ? Dec 3, 2011 08:01

Clam Chowdown: May 8, 2006; That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

Yaos posted:

DrBouvenstein, it has come to my attention that this thread has been paying you to do nothing but loaf around on the couch.

While other people are out living their lives, he wastes his quoting Futurama because deep down he knows it might one day help him save the world. Plus, he'll lose his Workmans' Comp if he goes outside.

# ? Dec 3, 2011 15:23

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Yaos posted:

DrBouvenstein, it has come to my attention that this thread has been paying you to do nothing but loaf around on the couch.

You call that a couch? I demand a pillow! :mad:

# ? Dec 3, 2011 19:06

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

kangal posted:

Yaos, which one of us is in the Forums Hall of Fame?

kangal, you're holding the bat upside-down.

# ? Dec 3, 2011 20:45

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Some nice touches:
Community Chest is "Good News, Everyone!" with Prof. Farnsworth on them, and Chance is "Attention, Puny Humans!" with Morbo.

The metal playing pieces are pretty nice...we've got Leela's Boot, the Hypno-Toad, Planet Express Ship, Seymour, a Brainslug, the What-If Machine, a a Glorious Golden Bender...I tried to take some pics, but only have a crummy point-and-shoot or my cell-phone cam and neither can do macro mode well.

Properties are (going counter-clockwise from Go,):
Dark Purple: Sewer City and Cookieville Min. Security Orphanarium
Light Blue: Antares 3, Vergon 6, and Amphibios 9
Light Purple: The Hip Joint, Studio 1²2¹3³, and Elzar's
Orange: Robot Arms Apts., Hal Institute for Criminally Insane Robots, Robot Hell
Red: Santa's Workshop, Lrrr's Palace, Snu Snu Chambers
Yellow: Head Museum, Underground Whitehouse, Planet Express
Green: Future-Rome, Lost City of Atlanta, Mars Vegas
Dark Blue: Wong Ranch, Mom's Friendly Robot Company
Railroads: The Nimbus, MomcorpFlagship, Nibbler's Ship, and Omicronian Mothership.
Electric Company and Waterworks: Applied Cryogenics and Westside Pipeway

Choice cards:
Momco Mandatory upgrade including owl extermination: For each Resi-Dome (house) pay $40, for each People Hive(hotel) pay $115.
Billionaire Bot malfunctions: collect $100
Lucky Seven Leaf Clover: Get out of jail free card
Roberto gets all stabby on you: go back 3 spaces

The weird thing is there are 3 'Attention Puny Humans' cards that don't seem to do anything...

One has Bender 'jacking on' and just says 'Electricity addiction jacks up your power bill.'
One is Fry without hands, and says 'Lose hands at dinosaur petting zoo.'
The last is Elzar and says 'Beat Elzar in Iron Cook competition.'

Nothing about gaining/losing money, or moving to/from some space. :iiam: