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TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

the Na'vi costumes failed to impress the Israeli soldiers, who fired teargas at them.

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

TOOT BOOT posted:

the Na'vi costumes failed to impress the Israeli soldiers, who fired teargas at them.

I hate myself for laughing at this

toby
Dec 4, 2002

rotor posted:

hm, let me see, what would I rather do.

  • consider a moral or ethical dilemma
  • peep some fine-rear end titties

let me think real loving hard about this one, you loving human being

rotor are you so desperate to see lady parts that you need to see them to the exclusion of all other things

do you not think that perhaps images of attractive people could possibly be arranged in such a way as to give the story some real depth as well

~fartz~

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

toby posted:

images of attractive people could possibly be arranged in such a way as to give the story some real depth as well

~fartz~

don't worry 3-d porn is coming soon

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

toby posted:

rotor are you so desperate to see lady parts that you need to see them to the exclusion of all other things

do you not think that perhaps images of attractive people could possibly be arranged in such a way as to give the story some real depth as well

~fartz~

on the other hand a topless natalie portman could have salvaged star wars

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
3d porn already exists

the third dimension is time :lsd:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

toby posted:

rotor are you so desperate to see lady parts that you need to see them to the exclusion of all other things

do you not think that perhaps images of attractive people could possibly be arranged in such a way as to give the story some real depth as well

~fartz~

im just lolin at this thing where nerds are appalled that there are titties on their space aliens and that somehow *that* is what made the movie bad

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Sniep posted:

don't worry 3-d porn is coming soon

boy howdy is it ever

toby
Dec 4, 2002

TOOT BOOT posted:

on the other hand a topless natalie portman could have salvaged star wars
salvaged is a strong word

rotor posted:

im just lolin at this thing where nerds are appalled that there are titties on their space aliens and that somehow *that* is what made the movie bad
no no see the movie is bad for other reasons, that's the whole point


like if you took Xenocide, a terrible goddamn book, and you added a shitload of sex scene to it, that wouldn't make it a better book. it would make it a terrible goddamn book that included sex scenes

relevant sci fi postin right there

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

toby posted:

like if you took Xenocide, a terrible goddamn book, and you added a shitload of sex scene to it, that wouldn't make it a better book. it would make it a terrible goddamn book that included sex scenes

relevant sci fi postin right there

I don't want to know what an Orson Scott Card sex scene would be like given the weird undertones in Ender's Game

toby
Dec 4, 2002

TOOT BOOT posted:

I don't want to know what an Orson Scott Card sex scene would be like given the weird undertones in Ender's Game

the name of the novel would need to be "Trigger Warning"

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
have we already talked about the rumors that ben kingsley is going to be in the ender movie itt? supposedly he will be mazer rackham

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Trig Discipline posted:

have we already talked about the rumors that ben kingsley is going to be in the ender movie itt? supposedly he will be mazer rackham

You know it's good if Ben Kingsley is in it

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

what are they (undertones)? I stopped reading one of his books when I got bored of it. I think they were talking about using trees as hard drives.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

TOOT BOOT posted:

You know it's good if Ben Kingsley is in it

plus the girl from true grit and the boy from hugo

but seriously did anyone see sexy beast? that was surprisingly good

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Coffee Quack posted:

what are they (undertones)?

I don't know whether to start with the hitler stuff or the weird pedo vibe...

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Trig Discipline posted:

plus the girl from true grit and the boy from hugo


I was being facetious, ben kinsley will star in a movie if there's free catering on the set

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
that's true, but he is frequently the one good character in whatever lovely movie it is

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

so anne mccaffrey died recently and someone dug up this quote where said said anal stimulation is the cause of homosexuality, and related an anecdote where a friend of hers got a tent peg shoved up his rear end during a robbery and it made him gay after that

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
that's not true, i'm not gay and i've

toby
Dec 4, 2002

TOOT BOOT posted:

so anne mccaffrey died recently and someone dug up this quote where said said anal stimulation is the cause of homosexuality, and related an anecdote where a friend of hers got a tent peg shoved up his rear end during a robbery and it made him gay after that
'everybody poops'

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

rotor posted:

hm, let me see, what would I rather do.

  • consider a moral or ethical dilemma
  • peep some fine-rear end titties

let me think real loving hard about this one, you loving human being

I haven't been excited about seeing breasts in a non-porn movie since I was about thirteen.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

that's true, but he is frequently the one good character in whatever lovely movie it is

death and the maiden was not scific but drat did sigourney weaver play it to the nines, kingsely was good in this as well

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Heresiarch posted:

I haven't been excited about seeing breasts in a non-porn movie since I was about thirteen.

man, that's a drat shame.

Inverse Icarus
Dec 4, 2003

I run SyncRPG, and produce original, digital content for the Pathfinder RPG, designed from the ground up to be played online.

Heresiarch posted:

I haven't been excited about seeing breasts in a non-porn movie since I was about thirteen.

man your dick stopped working really early

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Inverse Icarus posted:

man your dick stopped working really early

loving union penises :argh:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

ROTOR WAS RIGHT

about boobs

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

TOOT BOOT posted:

I don't know whether to start with the hitler stuff or the weird pedo vibe...

pedo hitler

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

rotor posted:

titties

sticky wizard
Nov 19, 2008

TOOT BOOT posted:

so anne mccaffrey died recently and someone dug up this quote where said said anal stimulation is the cause of homosexuality, and related an anecdote where a friend of hers got a tent peg shoved up his rear end during a robbery and it made him gay after that

wait so a really big poo poo will make u gay

toby
Dec 4, 2002

every post you have made has made you more gay

not that there's anything wrong with being gay, mind you, this is just a joke about your posts being giant poo poo you see

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
julian and miles were gay m8s

GodlessCommie
Apr 4, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kirk posted:

julian and miles were gay m8s

sticky wizard
Nov 19, 2008

toby posted:

every post you have made has made you more gay

not that there's anything wrong with being gay, mind you, this is just a joke about your posts being giant poo poo you see

what in that you feel so great after reading them but wish you would eat more fiber

NINbuntu 64
Feb 11, 2007

sticky wizard posted:

wait so a really big poo poo will make u gay

if thats true then whip out the dicks boys because i just dropped a bowl curler

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

somebody post the 'o'brien must suffer' trek boxset

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

status update: decaying in an alien prison cell

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

hang on my daughter was sucked into a vortex and is now a wolf girl

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

turns out i'm a slave in an alternate universe

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ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

lord funk posted:

hang on my daughter was sucked into a vortex and is now some waitress in LA

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