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DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Luigi Thirty posted:

hey someone in this thread said stargate sg-1 sucked and i just wanna say nope

it started with space pregnancy and softcore porn, middled out with terrible mystery plots, and ended with office comedy and gun porn

also stargate sg-1 is bad

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
sg1 owned owned owned

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

Laphroaig posted:

kirked again

NINbuntu 64
Feb 11, 2007

stargate sg-1 is one of those rare shows where it actually started to age poorly while it was still on the air

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
sg1 is for people who don't want to take ther'e sci fi too seriously, but still want to enjoy the technifiction aspects and some nice buzzwords thrown around like superconductor and event horizon matter stream

star trek as a whole is only good like 20% of the time, voyager, most of TNG, most early DS9 and all but like a couple of movies were NEIGH good

and those who say sg1 is softcore porn i didn't know this please tell me which episodes so i may watch them

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

you want the episodes that were made before showtime sold it to scifisyfy

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
idk are yall talking about the episode where carter has the "sexual scene" with o neill after the neanderthall virus? or is this something outside sg1 entirely with all the actors?

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

I guess you just want the unedited pilot, I don't know, I haven't watched it

NINbuntu 64
Feb 11, 2007

i think i saw the unedited pilot

there was a titty

not like a softcore porn titty, just a titty

now as for the quality of writing for the entire show? total softcore porn

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

there's :siren: boobs :siren: in like one scene of the pilot that they edited out for network tv

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Bedshaped posted:

sg1 is for people who don't want to take ther'e sci fi too seriously, but still want to enjoy the technifiction aspects and some nice buzzwords thrown around like superconductor and event horizon matter stream

star trek as a whole is only good like 20% of the time, voyager, most of TNG, most early DS9 and all but like a couple of movies were NEIGH good

and those who say sg1 is softcore porn i didn't know this please tell me which episodes so i may watch them

this is p much the vibe i've got from it and the people that watch it

it's mostly made up gibberish and faerie magic but the show tries to play it off as hard scifi when its not

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

ahmeni posted:



I'm Dipper

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
speaking of tits and scifi, i remember this one ep of whatever show had the ferengi things on it and there was some old-rear end rich ferengi with regular girl bodyguards that had just these scandalous tops on that showed off crazy amounts of their boobs and basically that's all i remember about that star trek show

like after it was over everyone in the room just sort of looked around and was like "what the gently caress was that"

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

rotor posted:

speaking of tits and scifi, i remember this one ep of whatever show had the ferengi things on it and there was some old-rear end rich ferengi with regular girl bodyguards that had just these scandalous tops on that showed off crazy amounts of their boobs and basically that's all i remember about that star trek show

like after it was over everyone in the room just sort of looked around and was like "what the gently caress was that"

Ferengi women arn't allowed to wear clothes or go outside.

and yeah I remember quark's mother, she was hilarious

I actually liked the comedy ferengi episodes in DS9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jInJWbpjZGM

Amethyst fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Jan 5, 2012

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

Amethyst posted:

I actually liked the comedy ferengi episodes in DS9

what

NINbuntu 64
Feb 11, 2007

Amethyst posted:

I actually liked the comedy ferengi episodes in DS9

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Amethyst posted:

I actually liked the comedy ferengi episodes in DS9

is this enough to call someone an antisemite or is that pretty antisemetic right there

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
ferengi eps owned. house of quark owned

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”
Maybe if you guys didn't take a TV show where people fly around in spaceships and visit aliens so seriously you could enjoy the finer things in life.

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

raruler posted:

Maybe if you guys didn't take a TV show where people fly around in spaceships and visit aliens so seriously you could enjoy the finer things in life.
                                   Indeed.
                                   /

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
i literally hate SG1 and if you don't also hate it we aren't bros

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
the line must be drawn HERE! This far, NO further!

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
sorry kirk, sg1 owns.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

SG-1 was just about RDA being a smart rear end to aliens and it owns, any stargate without RDA is terrible campy poo poo.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
there are a couple of good season 9-10 eps but not many

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Shaggar posted:

sorry kirk, sg1 owns.

further proof that liking sg1 is objectively wrong

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
my dad likes sg1

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
SGA owns too

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
star trek is scifi
stargate is adventure

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

law abiding rapist posted:

SG-1 was just about RDA being a smart rear end to aliens and it owns, any stargate without RDA is terrible campy poo poo.

until it turned into "remember how cool farscape was"

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Shaggar posted:

SGA owns too

it really really doesn't

sticky wizard
Nov 19, 2008

Shaggar posted:

star trek is scifi
stargate is adventure

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > sci fi postin

then make an adventure thread?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

law abiding rapist posted:

it really really doesn't

yeah it does. sheppard and mckay own forever.

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

Shaggar posted:

yeah it does. sheppard and mckay own forever.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Woz My Neg rear end posted:

until it turned into "remember how cool farscape was"

it just wasn't the same without muppets and browder being totally insane

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

sticky wizard posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > sci fi postin

then make an adventure thread?

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > pew pew lazer shows for idiots postin

sticky wizard
Nov 19, 2008

BonzoESC posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > pew pew lazer shows for idiots postin

someone rename thread title

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
how the gently caress did uli make any money off legend of the 10 elemental masters, lulu gives you poo poo all money from book sales

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

sg1 sucked for a while then became okay again once it became the claudia black/ben browder power hour

sga was excellent entirely because of mckay and shep

also

Dumbledore 64 posted:

my dad likes sg1

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I'm still watching Doctor Who, YOSPOS I think I have a problem

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