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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Rocket Ace posted:

This post contains spoilers if you have no knowledge of the story:

Something I noticed in the trailer while Gandalf is doing a role call of all the Dwarves: when we get to Gloin, he seems to be surrounded in cobwebs, probably post-rescue by Bilbo in Mirkwood.

This one here:

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/94-Images-From-Hobbit-An-Unexpected-Journey-Trailer-28465.html?tid=5488

Notice the locket with a sketch of a young person. Is that possibly his son, Gimli as a boy?

I wonder...

Word on the street is that's his wife

Also, that scene is from when they are being captured by the Mirkwood Elves, and that's more likely than not the hand of Tauriel holding Gloin's locket

Mr. Gibbycrumbles fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Jan 6, 2012

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Rocket Ace
Aug 11, 2006

R.I.P. Dave Stevens

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Word on the street is that's his wife

NEAT! I was having trouble finding any speculation online about this. Thanks.

Effingham
Aug 1, 2006

The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

Kingtheninja posted:

This talk of necromancers sounds pretty awesome, is this all within the hobbit book? I might have to finally get off my rear end and read it.

I don't see a problem with him being "the Necromancer." No more of a problem than some guy only being known as "the Doctor" or "the Master," or some chick as "the Rani."

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Effingham posted:

or some chick as "the Rani."

Why must you bring this up? Why?

Erwin
Feb 17, 2006

Kemchimikemkem posted:

It's not even my opinion, it literally is done. This is objective fact. It's been proven and is above dispute.

I don't think you know what objective fact means. Or most of the words you just used. Do you have data to back up this "fact" that necromancer is "overdone"? How do you quantify overdone?

VVV Oh. Well it's not funny :colbert:

Erwin fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jan 6, 2012

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Erwin posted:

I don't think you know what objective fact means. Or most of the words you just used. Do you have data to back up this "fact" that necromancer is "overdone"? How do you quantify overdone?

He's trying to make a joke but unfortunately he lead into it with a river of torrentially bad opinions.

Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.
I think the biggest problem with having The Necromancer/Sauron show up at the Battle of Five Armies is that Bilbo, in possession of The One Ring, is unconscious on the battlefield. It seems to me that there's no way the ragtag band of 500 Dwarves, some wood-elves, and second-class Men deliver a beatdown to Sauron leading two hosts of orcs and wargs when the Ring is literally a stone's throw away, Eagles be damned. If he shows up, he makes a beeline exactly for that ring and takes it and the entirety of Middle-Earth is straight hosed.

That said, apparently Wikipedia has seen fit to go ahead and cite the article as a legitimate source for his appearance there, so, v:downs:v

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Barehanded Brother posted:

I think the biggest problem with having The Necromancer/Sauron show up at the Battle of Five Armies is that Bilbo, in possession of The One Ring, is unconscious on the battlefield. It seems to me that there's no way the ragtag band of 500 Dwarves, some wood-elves, and second-class Men deliver a beatdown to Sauron leading two hosts of orcs and wargs when the Ring is literally a stone's throw away, Eagles be damned. If he shows up, he makes a beeline exactly for that ring and takes it and the entirety of Middle-Earth is straight hosed.

That said, apparently Wikipedia has seen fit to go ahead and cite the article as a legitimate source for his appearance there, so, v:downs:v

Firstly, Jackson is likely to take a lot of liberties with the size of the good guy's forces. Also, no way will Bilbo spend much of the battle unconscious. It's more likely that he only puts the ring on near the end of the battle, then just as Sauron spots where it is, the uber-uber showdown occurs where he gets tagteamed by Beorn, Gandalf, the King of the Eagles and whoever else, before he gets a chance to chase after the ring

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Firstly, Jackson is likely to take a lot of liberties with the size of the good guy's forces. Also, no way will Bilbo spend much of the battle unconscious. It's more likely that he only puts the ring on near the end of the battle, then just as Sauron spots where it is, the uber-uber showdown occurs where he gets tagteamed by Beorn, Gandalf, the King of the Eagles and whoever else, before he gets a chance to chase after the ring

You really like to take one thing an actor said and spin it into "more likely" scenario.

Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Firstly, Jackson is likely to take a lot of liberties with the size of the good guy's forces. Also, no way will Bilbo spend much of the battle unconscious. It's more likely that he only puts the ring on near the end of the battle, then just as Sauron spots where it is, the uber-uber showdown occurs where he gets tagteamed by Beorn, Gandalf, the King of the Eagles and whoever else, before he gets a chance to chase after the ring

I'm not saying it wouldn't be totally badass, I just think it takes too substantial of a liberty with the Way Things Work in the Tolkien universe, not to mention Sauron's character. I mean, there's just so much of himself in that Ring, that there's no way he doesn't sense its presence on the battlefield immediately, regardless of whether it's being worn or not.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Eh, not to be all spergy...

but to be all spergy couldn't you say the same thing about Sauron not noticing Samn and Frodo in Mordor? I think the explanation there is that he's too busy with Gondor and his other armies to notice, I imagine that'd be the same for this case.

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
I seem to recall that Sauron basically can't sense the location of the ring unless someone is wearing it, and even then his ability to sense it might depend on his own "health" since he never found out about Gollum until well after the fact.

Kemchimikemkem
Dec 22, 2011

It's a win win, better grin a big grin :D
A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still- dunno
I'm curious what kind of a role they'll give Legolas, whether a passing nod with a few shots of him in Mirkwood, or real screen time with all out dialog and close ups in the Battle of Five Armies. It'd be awesome if, when the dwarf army comes, there's a young Gimli and he and Legolas have a moment on the battlefield fighting together and exchange curious looks before moving on. Though I don't know if Gimli was too young or even born at that point.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Kemchimikemkem posted:

It'd be awesome if
It really, really wouldn't.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Kemchimikemkem posted:

I'm curious what kind of a role they'll give Legolas, whether a passing nod with a few shots of him in Mirkwood, or real screen time with all out dialog and close ups in the Battle of Five Armies. It'd be awesome if, when the dwarf army comes, there's a young Gimli and he and Legolas have a moment on the battlefield fighting together and exchange curious looks before moving on. Though I don't know if Gimli was too young or even born at that point.

According to the appendices Gimli would have been 62 at the time of the battle. Not sure about Legolas but probably 1,000something.

Nurse Fanny
Aug 14, 2007

Kemchimikemkem posted:

I'm curious what kind of a role they'll give Legolas, whether a passing nod with a few shots of him in Mirkwood, or real screen time with all out dialog and close ups in the Battle of Five Armies. It'd be awesome if, when the dwarf army comes, there's a young Gimli and he and Legolas have a moment on the battlefield fighting together and exchange curious looks before moving on. Though I don't know if Gimli was too young or even born at that point.

This sounds just like when RLM talked about Han Solo being in the prequels.

Erwin
Feb 17, 2006

Kemchimikemkem posted:

I'm curious what kind of a role they'll give Legolas, whether a passing nod with a few shots of him in Mirkwood, or real screen time with all out dialog and close ups in the Battle of Five Armies. It'd be awesome if, when the dwarf army comes, there's a young Gimli and he and Legolas have a moment on the battlefield fighting together and exchange curious looks before moving on. Though I don't know if Gimli was too young or even born at that point.

Throughout the films, as the dwarves and Bilbo are on their journey, they'll flash to a closeup of Legolas in some random place and he'll say stupid things like "a red sun sets...spiders prepare to feast this night" and "a foul barrel is upon the water". No less out of place than some of his lines in LoTR.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
It's pretty clear to me that someone has explained to Cumberbatch about the War of Five Armies as a timeframe within the history of Middle-Earth relative to the time of the LotR trilogy and when he says "he's a character in the blahblahdeblah" he just means he's involved in the story. Similarly when he says "he's not a character in the Hobbit but he's something Peter wants to put in there" he just means we're going to see the Necromancer. There's nothing here to suppose he's going to come rolling in on an undead Balrog wearing the crown of Nagash and the Hail of Doom Arrow, so let's all chill out a bit.

I'll spoiler that even though it's complete anti-conjecture-conjecture.

Effingham
Aug 1, 2006

The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

canuckanese posted:

According to the appendices Gimli would have been 62 at the time of the battle. Not sure about Legolas but probably 1,000something.

Which is why I always twitched when Gimli said, "Let 'em go lad" LAD? Legolas was hundreds of times his age.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Nurse Fanny posted:

This sounds just like when RLM talked about Han Solo being in the prequels.

Yeah maybe they'll run into young Boromor while they're there and Gandalf will look at all three wisely and go "Now don't get hurt you three. We have work to do soon!"

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Kemchimikemkem posted:

I'm curious what kind of a role they'll give Legolas, whether a passing nod with a few shots of him in Mirkwood, or real screen time with all out dialog and close ups in the Battle of Five Armies. It'd be awesome if, when the dwarf army comes, there's a young Gimli and he and Legolas have a moment on the battlefield fighting together and exchange curious looks before moving on. Though I don't know if Gimli was too young or even born at that point.

I imagine Legolas will be partying with the Mirkwood Elves (he is Thranduil's son after all), and will probably be one of the military leaders amongst the Mirkwood contingent in the BoFA. He has a confirmed speaking role, but it's probably quite small. I would guess he probably has the same sort of role and importance as Gamling in LotR

Gimli should not be in it, but maybe Gloin drops his name when talking about his family or whatnot.

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow
I guess that they could have an Aragorn cameo since I think that he was being fostered in Rivendell around the time the book takes place.

e; which would be a terrible idea.

Kainser fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jan 7, 2012

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Kainser posted:

I guess that they could have an Aragorn cameo since I think that he was being fostered in Rivendell around the time the book takes place.

e; which would be a terrible idea.

The thing with that is if they did show him they would have to refer to him as "Estel", so it would fly over the heads of all the non-spergs anyway. Elrond was careful to keep his true "Aragorn" identity secret. So yes it would be a pointless scene.

Olibu
Feb 24, 2008

Kainser posted:

I guess that they could have an Aragorn cameo since I think that he was being fostered in Rivendell around the time the book takes place.

e; which would be a terrible idea.

Ugh, that scene in the trailer of Bilbo looking at the broken sword better not involve young Aragorn (who would be... 25 at this time I think? I believe he was supposed to be in his 80s in LotR).

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Olibu posted:

Ugh, that scene in the trailer of Bilbo looking at the broken sword better not involve young Aragorn (who would be... 25 at this time I think? I believe he was supposed to be in his 80s in LotR).

Hahaha, I can just imagine Bilbo picking up the sword and then cut to young aragorn sitting in the shadows giving him a creepy look, then Bilbo tries to put the sword back quickly but it falls onto the floor and yes that would be an awful idea

Nurse Fanny
Aug 14, 2007



New background.

Nuggan
Jul 17, 2006

Always rolling skulls.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Hahaha, I can just imagine Bilbo picking up the sword and then cut to young aragorn sitting in the shadows giving him a creepy look, then Bilbo tries to put the sword back quickly but it falls onto the floor and yes that would be an awful idea

This would be amazing just for how terrible it would be. It kinda makes me want to see it.

BetterLekNextTime
Jul 22, 2008

It's all a matter of perspective...
Grimey Drawer
I'm holding out for Legolas somehow inventing windsurfing in Laketown.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

BetterLekNextTime posted:

I'm holding out for Legolas somehow inventing windsurfing in Laketown.

In the movie's climax, Bard actually kills Smaug the same way Legolas killed that elephant thing.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Hahaha, I can just imagine Bilbo picking up the sword and then cut to young aragorn sitting in the shadows giving him a creepy look, then Bilbo tries to put the sword back quickly but it falls onto the floor and yes that would be an awful idea

'The shards of Narsil. The blade that cut the ring from Sauron's hand. Still sharp!... But no more than a broken hilt'.

Kemchimikemkem
Dec 22, 2011

It's a win win, better grin a big grin :D
A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still- dunno
Man, I hope they don't pull something like that with Aragorn. Maybe a split-second shot of a young him as an Easter Egg though.

canuckanese posted:

According to the appendices Gimli would have been 62 at the time of the battle. Not sure about Legolas but probably 1,000something.
Ah, okay. Suspected he was around there. So it's almost a guarantee he'll fight in the BoFA, but whether they'll show him. . .

BetterLekNextTime posted:

I'm holding out for Legolas somehow inventing windsurfing in Laketown.
There'll be some obligatory Legolas moments I'm sure. Or is it, I hope.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Kemchimikemkem posted:

Man, I hope they don't pull something like that with Aragorn. Maybe a split-second shot of a young him as an Easter Egg though.


What would a young Aragorn look like anyway? If he is roughly 25 at the time of The Hobbit, is that meant to be early childhood for a Númenórean?

press for porn
Jan 6, 2008

by Pipski
Having Aragorn in this movie would raise it to Star Wars prequel status, indicating a general lack of quality or passion in the project that would literally be the death of me.

I trust Peter Jackson, he's not going to shove an Aragorn into an already slightly bloated production.

Please god, let that be true.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Octy posted:

What would a young Aragorn look like anyway? If he is roughly 25 at the time of The Hobbit, is that meant to be early childhood for a Númenórean?

I never thought long-lived Numenoreans implied that their entire life cycle was stretched out; I figured they would grow up more or less at a normal rate, they'd just stay in their prime much longer.

25 might be "late teenager" for someone like Aragorn.

Also, I thought it was "no more than a broken heirloom".

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Octy posted:

What would a young Aragorn look like anyway?
Stuart Townsend. He was all set to play the part of Aragorn in LoTR until it was decided that he looked too young for the part. That was ten years ago though, so now he'll probably look too old to play a young Aragorn.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
:siren: NEW HOBBIT PRODUCTION PIC LEAKED :siren:

Szmitten
Apr 26, 2008
I dunno, would a little boy without elf ears handing Elrond a drink at the party with a "Thank you Estel" and then walking off really be grossly offensive?

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Szmitten posted:

I dunno, would a little boy without elf ears handing Elrond a drink at the party with a "Thank you Estel" and then walking off really be grossly offensive?

Yes, small children should not be serving alcoholic drinks to their elders. What sort of message is that teaching them exactly?

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
A pubescent Aragorn portrayed by Viggo Mortensen will appear, and he will deliver all of his lines in the same pitch and tone as "it has no other master!"

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kaworu
Jul 23, 2004

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

:siren: NEW HOBBIT PRODUCTION PIC LEAKED :siren:



You could cut yourself on those cheekbones ;-*

Also, when I hear about a young Aragorn cameo, am I the only one who envisions an awful Phantom Menace-like scenario with this kid running around Rivendell and creepily treating an adult Arwen like his mommy?



edit: I just did a littke research and apparently Aragorn did not meet Arwen until he was 20. How nice that Tolkien chose not to make that romance loving creepy as hell.

kaworu fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Jan 7, 2012

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