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Palleon
Aug 11, 2003

I've got a hot deal on a bridge to the Pegasus Galaxy!
Grimey Drawer
This is a totally random aside, but last night, for some reason, I was compelled to watch the last 30 minutes of one of the worst movies ever made, Street Fighter. And who did I notice at the end, but Ming Na, playing Chun Li. I think the only one in that entire movie who still has a career.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Palleon posted:

This is a totally random aside, but last night, for some reason, I was compelled to watch the last 30 minutes of one of the worst movies ever made, Street Fighter. And who did I notice at the end, but Ming Na, playing Chun Li. I think the only one in that entire movie who still has a career.

Maybe cheating but Kylie Minogue

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

RDA :(

http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/13/macgyver-richard-dean-anderson-broken-down-car-malibu/#.TuhGp2NVQ7k

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Palleon posted:

This is a totally random aside, but last night, for some reason, I was compelled to watch the last 30 minutes of one of the worst movies ever made, Street Fighter. And who did I notice at the end, but Ming Na, playing Chun Li. I think the only one in that entire movie who still has a career.

Raul Julia played M. Bison as a gift to his kids because was dying from cancer and they loved Street Fighter.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!


Eurgh.

I mean, I'll be surprised if I live to 61, but he looks really horrible.

Shut up and JAM!
Sep 3, 2011

Hahahaha holy poo poo

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

poo poo, that'd be me if I was rich and retired.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Doesn't seem that different from his guest spot on SG:Universe.

Granted, he was also basically retired at that point so much the same situation.

BlockChainNetflix
Sep 2, 2011
Watch out for that ancient repository of knowledge under the hood!

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

ur fukt m8

BLT Clobbers posted:

Watch out for that ancient repository of knowledge under the hood!

The repository is in the sides of his face

General Emergency
Apr 2, 2009

Can we talk?
If I still care what I look like at 60 I'll just off myself.

Wingon
May 7, 2007

LETS GO DRINK DRUNK
He only needs a white beard and he's santa. The guy's passed 60. It's okay to be a pudgy when you're 60+. Personally people that age or over freak me out if they are fit and thin.

Going through this SG-1 again, halfway in season 4. I haven't watched it in so long I've forgotten lots of it. I remembered Urgo, oh god how I remembered Urgo. Tangent (4x12) was better than I remembered, so it's all cool

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

Wingon posted:

He only needs a white beard and he's santa. The guy's passed 60. It's okay to be a pudgy when you're 60+. Personally people that age or over freak me out if they are fit and thin.
That picture of the Tommy Hilfiger... creature will haunt me until my dying days.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Luigi Thirty posted:

Raul Julia played M. Bison as a gift to his kids because was dying from cancer and they loved Street Fighter.

Plus he got that magnificent line, "..for me, it was Tuesday"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhOUyy4wbs


That line alone redeemed that entire movie for me.

vandelay industries
Apr 6, 2007

what delay industries?
Did Brad Wright or Robert Cooper ever explain what SGU's series finale (e.g. what exactly Destiny's Mission) would have entailed if it had gone on for its planned 5 seasons?

Back in May of 2011 on Joe Mallozzi's blog(http://josephmallozzi.wordpress.com/2011/05/12/may-12-2011-stargate-universe-beyond-season-2-what-might-have-been/), it seemed like they were going to reveal it at some point.

quote:

....
Later, when it became clear that a third season wasn’t in the cards, Brad floated the idea of two movies: The first would focus on a rescue op that would see several familiar faces (Carter, McKay, Daniel Jackson among the first few mentioned) coming aboard Destiny and, ultimately, helping our crew fend off the advances of the previously mentioned human military race. The second would have been a solo adventure that would have seen our crew finally completing Destiny’s mission (Sorry. No details available on this one. Brad and Robert had a mind-blowing idea for the series/franchise wrap-up and, in deference to them, I’ll keep my mouth shut and allow them to one day reveal their master plan).
...

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

They haven't yet talked about it.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
It was supposed to end with a shot of Rush sitting in a mental hospital staring at a snow globe, fade to black.

Mrens
Feb 21, 2004

It should end with Eli powering down his computer and saying "That's one hell of an MMO"

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Mrens posted:

It should end with Eli powering down his computer and saying "That's one hell of an MMO"

Just to punch everyone in the nuts over the fact that we never got a (good) video game out of the franchise.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
It ends with somebody giving a pitch for Voyager, then the camera pans to look out a window and Ba'al is standing their laughing while writing everything down.

SirCantaloupe
Apr 4, 2005

Dont ever tryu to beets a yiugolsavian at tequikla.
I watched SG:U, and was very disappointed by its cancellation. It started off a bit weak, but grew much better over the course of the second season.

Now I'm just starting season 3 of SG-1; starting to really enjoy it.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
On a whim the other day I started going through SG-1 from the very beginning, because all though I've seen most of the show, I've never watched it all the way through from the beginning to end. I just got the beginning of season three, and I honestly can't believe that the season finale for two was a clip show... Oh well. I am absolutely loving the show so far, especially 1969.

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

Pesticide20 posted:

On a whim the other day I started going through SG-1 from the very beginning, because all though I've seen most of the show, I've never watched it all the way through from the beginning to end. I just got the beginning of season three, and I honestly can't believe that the season finale for two was a clip show... Oh well. I am absolutely loving the show so far, especially 1969.

Ugh, they sure were a fan of clip shows. It worked out ok a few times though, like the episode where the system lords come over to negotiate a treaty with Earth and the Asgards.

vote_no
Nov 22, 2005

The rush is on.
Supreme Commander.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

richardfun posted:

Ugh, they sure were a fan of clip shows. It worked out ok a few times though, like the episode where the system lords come over to negotiate a treaty with Earth and the Asgards.

I really enojoyed the one with Dan Castellaneta. It was relaxing.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
200 owns and I will hear nothing against it.

xerxus
Apr 24, 2010
Grimey Drawer
Out of Mind was the only bad clip show of SG1.

vandelay industries
Apr 6, 2007

what delay industries?
I've also recently been going through SG1 and Atlantis again since SPACE is playing every episode in order, three times a day. What an awesome show. For some reason, though, I am enjoying SG1 much more than Atlantis this time through. Last time was the opposite. It's weird!

The only thing that kinda annoys me about the shows is that, just before every commercial, it plays a little stargate-related graphic with the SG1/SGA logo and music. It does the exact same thing after the commercials end, too. It really takes away from the tension and drama and is just generally annoying.

Am I the only one who hates this?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

It doesn't do that on the DVD set, when it aired on SciFi, or Netflix streaming. Canada is weird.

Mu Zeta fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Feb 27, 2012

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

vandelay industries posted:

I've also recently been going through SG1 and Atlantis again since SPACE is playing every episode in order, three times a day. What an awesome show. For some reason, though, I am enjoying SG1 much more than Atlantis this time through. Last time was the opposite. It's weird!

The only thing that kinda annoys me about the shows is that, just before every commercial, it plays a little stargate-related graphic with the SG1/SGA logo and music. It does the exact same thing after the commercials end, too. It really takes away from the tension and drama and is just generally annoying.

Am I the only one who hates this?

Where's your socialism now? :smug:

When I used to watch SG-1 and SGA casually I remember liking SG-1 more, but that was because I felt like I knew the characters better. I guess I'll have to watch SGA once I finish SG-1

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
I like SG-1 overall but SG:A has by far the best characters in McKay and Zelenka.

And also Sheppard I guess.

snarkcookie
Mar 25, 2007

Delicious Sarcastic Morsels with Every Bite!
This made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hVOSRHAEM&t=7s

Palleon
Aug 11, 2003

I've got a hot deal on a bridge to the Pegasus Galaxy!
Grimey Drawer

MrBling posted:

I like SG-1 overall but SG:A has by far the best characters in McKay and Zelenka.

And also Sheppard I guess.

But Atlantis also was balanced out by having the worst characters in Teyla and Ford (and any Ethosian when they showed up, although the worst one redeemed himself by becoming Todd).

vandelay industries
Apr 6, 2007

what delay industries?
Yeah, as good as SPACE is, they do some questionable things.

Palleon posted:

But Atlantis also was balanced out by having the worst characters in Teyla and Ford (and any Ethosian when they showed up, although the worst one redeemed himself by becoming Todd).

I'd like to think Todd was the Ba'al of SGA. Though I'm not sure who became awesome first?

mythicknight
Jan 28, 2009

my thick night

Finally getting around to watching S2 of SGU. Greer helping Eli hook up with Ginn was awesome.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



vandelay industries posted:

Yeah, as good as SPACE is, they do some questionable things.


I'd like to think Todd was the Ba'al of SGA. Though I'm not sure who became awesome first?

Ba'al, by-far. He became awesome BEFORE Atlantis was even on the air (Season 6 SG-1, Abyss).

I like to believe that while Continuum happened, that there's at least still one Ba'al clone out there, just to leave open some more Cliff Simon in the future.

Kircheis
Aug 14, 2007
In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same.

SourKraut posted:

I like to believe that while Continuum happened, that there's at least still one Ba'al clone out there, just to leave open some more Cliff Simon in the future.

It's not TV, but Cliff Simon is reprising his role as Ba'al alongside Michael Shanks and Claudia Black in the third series of Stargate audio adventures from Big Finish, which will be out in May.

http://www.bigfinish.com/Stargate-SG-1-Season-3

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

So I've been watching Stargate from the beginning in airing order, but after 8 seasons of SG-1 and one of Atlantis, season 2 of Atlantis is about to break me. I could put up with all the casual racism, knuckle-dragging world views, tired good-vs-evil plots, etc. of SG-1. I could put up with the fact that it's the most bland, unimaginative sci-fi possible. I could even put up with the lazy writing that relies on characters being perpetually incompetent and impulsive, because the actors seemed to be having fun and it was whitenoise background entertainment. But Atlantis just takes the lazy writing to a new extreme.

"Conversion" is the episode that did it. It's aggressively stupid television. The entire plot relies on Sheppard, Weir and everyone except A.D. Skinner making the worst decisions possible. Two redshirts dying to save Sheppard because everyone just stands around like idiots in a cave of bugs, the writers being to lazy to even come of with a scenario for Sheppard's escape other than Weir going into his room alone. Am I supposed to like these characters? Weir is the complete opposite of the academic, seasoned, even-keeled diplomat she was introduced as (with the original actress) on SG-1. Sheppard is just aggressive, narrow and stubborn. Ford was at least unoffensive until they realized they accidentally had a major black character in the Stargate franchise who wasn't a magical negro/noble savage and turned him into a violent junkie. McKay is fine from time-to-time but his shtick wears thin.

In general Atlantis just seems like a distilled version of all the bad things about Stargate. They'll introduce a premise with the potential to create novel plots, then immediately neuter it to be another variation on the same tired tropes. The Goa'uld were good villains because of the possibility for subterfuge, explorations of the host/symbiote relationship, portraying themselves as gods, etc., but after the first few seasons of SG-1 it's like the writers decided they didn't want to deal with any of those characteristics anymore and started to rely on Carter being able to detect them, etc. The replicators went down the same road, ending up just being evil Carter. With the Wraith, they shortened the process so that within a few episodes, they're just bad guys you have to shoot a few extra times.

At least with SG-1, I could look forward to RDA phoning it in more-and-more each season. Is there any reason to keep watching Atlantis? Does it at least improve to SG-1 levels?

fuzzi
Oct 14, 2002

Breakfast All Day posted:

:bravo2:

I dunno... it's campy cheesy sci-fi. Some people enjoy it and some people don't but it sounds like Stargate isn't really the franchise for you. Atlantis doesn't get less cheesy so you should probably stop now.

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Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Atlantis does genuinely improve over time, starting with the second season, eventually matching and maybe surpassing SG:1. But then they also bring in a new noble savage who is essentially a more blindly aggressive, monosylabic, Teal'c with none of the character depth.
They do the same thing in SG: Universe, except by that point the noble savage has devolved into what is essentially the master's loyal but barely restrained attack dog.

It really is repugnant when you stop and look at it.

Lovely Joe Stalin fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Mar 13, 2012

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