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Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


YF19pilot posted:

Up to 58 cars done now. Will post pictures tomorrow if I hit 62.

Also, looking forward to getting a woody.

Ooh! So, you made mine?? The anticipation is killing me...

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Flint Ironstag
Apr 2, 2004

Bob Johnson...oh, wait

I said come in! posted:

Yaaay! Turn-10 came through. :buddy:

2011 Aston Martin V12 Zagato (Villa d’Este)
1971 Ferrari #2 Ferrari Automobili 312 P
2012 Ultima GTR
1969 Chevrolet Nova SS 396
2010 Renault Clio RS
1966 Ford Country Squire
1995 BMW 850CSi
1986 Alfa Romeo GTV-6
2011 Wiesmann GT MF5
1969 Chevrolet Corvair Monza

The Alfa, Country Squire, Covair, 312, and did I mention the Alfa? All in one car pack? Fantastic!

It seems Turn 10 has learned a quite a bit about making great car packs, especially since the first several in F3 were crap. Every one in F4 so far has had a great mix of cars for nearly everyone.

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

Cute as heck posted:

P. rad pack, hella excited for that old Ferrari and the Country Squire, but Weismann (and morgan for that matter) can gently caress right off :colbert:

Morgan owns, goddamnit.

MaNiAk
Jan 1, 2005

Hi my name is Doxylamine Succinate, I will be serving you tonight
Well, I honestly have no idea why I did this.



But now I can do this to any car I want.

The Science Goy
Mar 27, 2007

Where did you learn to drive?
I made a thing for YF19pilot in return for his Project82 car that was sent to me. I think it's purdy - a sort of tribute to the car he sent me, combined with one of my custom paintjobs. It's not a CaseFace-approved car without a Jaguar!



Maniak, you should do that to every car. All of them.

VERTiG0
Jul 11, 2001

go move over bro

CaseFace McGee posted:

I made a thing for YF19pilot in return for his Project82 car that was sent to me. I think it's purdy - a sort of tribute to the car he sent me, combined with one of my custom paintjobs. It's not a CaseFace-approved car without a Jaguar!



Maniak, you should do that to every car. All of them.

MaNiAk: http://i.imgur.com/fY2Pn.jpg
MaNiAk: in all its finished glory
CaseFace: glorious
MaNiAk: im going to put it on every car i own

Fortuitous Bumble
Jan 5, 2007

I had no idea Ford had been making that station wagon for so long. My grandfather still has an 80s model with the wood panels and everything, but it looks way more dated since apparently they barely updated anything since the 60s. It really should have been an Autovista car so you could play with the fold out seats in the back.

Fortuitous Bumble fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Feb 29, 2012

burtonos
Aug 17, 2004

...and the angel did say, "go forth, and lay waste to all who oppose you"
God dayum Turn 10!

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

More off-topic Ferrari chat: Ferrari has revealed their new car, for real this time! No more fakes. This is their new car, revealed on their official website;

http://www.ferrari.com/English/GT_Sport%20Cars/GT/Pages/120229-car-Announcing-the-F12berlinetta-the-fastest-Ferrari-ever-built.aspx

Better pictures here:
http://www.forzacentral.com/forum/automotive-discussion/37966-ferrari-f12berlinetta-revealed.html

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer
gently caress, that is one pretty car.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

And not two weeks ago, Top Gear suggested that we were getting into an era where V12's would no longer be made. Suckers! :v:

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Yeah, they are crazy, V12 consumer cars are not going anywhere anytime soon.

Scirocco Griffon
Feb 3, 2012

I've no doubts that V10 and V12 cars will still exist, but they're likely going to become more the realm of top dollar hypercars and small-run specialty marques. Turbocharged V8s are lighter and can put out just as much power, and are likely cheaper to mass produce. Hell, even turbo V6 engines are to the point where they're putting out pretty respectable figures.

VERTiG0
Jul 11, 2001

go move over bro

burtonos posted:

God dayum Turn 10!

lmao nice anime avatar

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

VERTiG0 posted:

lmao nice anime avatar
gently caress you say?

We need to do an Ultima GTR race when the DLC drops. Should be a fun spec.

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



ANAmal.net posted:

Morgan owns, goddamnit.

This. I've tuned up an A class Morgan recently and good lord is it fun to drive. Has a perfect 50/50 weight distribution too which is nice.

Falken posted:

We need to do an Ultima GTR race when the DLC drops. Should be a fun spec.

Really looking forward to that Ultima, hoping it will make R1 like the GT2 458 made R3 and the Pagani Zonda R makes R2. Awesome.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Wow no ACR Neon? Thanks a lot Turn 10, I guess you care about what Johnny Turnwrench thinks and not what the real racers want. I'm trading this piece of poo poo in, I can't handle being owned up and down the street by bullshit cars and the only Neon I got is the SRT-4. SHAMEFUL.

If anyone needs me I'm going to be watching this all day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6R1-4lVWoU

Thats me, I'm the younger brother.

speedtek
Nov 26, 2004

Let's make it out, baby.
I might give the Lemons race a try tonight with my controller if I can get out of work on time. One question - on a 96 Impala SS, I can safely assume that "chrome out lt1" means 100% stock motor, right?

e: :haw:

speedtek fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Feb 29, 2012

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002
Where we're going, we don't need license plates :colbert:


Even in stop-and-go traffic, the LFA sounds unbelievably ferocious.

Scirocco Griffon
Feb 3, 2012

Ringo Star Get posted:

Wow no ACR Neon? Thanks a lot Turn 10, I guess you care about what Johnny Turnwrench thinks and not what the real racers want. I'm trading this piece of poo poo in, I can't handle being owned up and down the street by bullshit cars and the only Neon I got is the SRT-4. SHAMEFUL.

If anyone needs me I'm going to be watching this all day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6R1-4lVWoU

Thats me, I'm the younger brother.

Been reading comments in Turn 10's Youtube page again, have we?

Also, you forgot the part where you loudly say that you're going back to Gran Turismo 5 and then wait for someone to start groveling for you to stay.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Thats why I have a guilty pleasure of reading comments on touchy news pieces. Video games and news pieces involving any sort of physical violence have some of the best comments.

My all-time favorite type of comment regarding Forza4/GT5 are those saying "This feels like I'm really racing and is more realistic!" and then I check out their Youtube page and they're really some 400lb guy who can't fit in a car. Like they'd know if it was real!

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer




TESTUO!!!

quackman
Jan 25, 2004
Chapstick

Fortuitous Bumble posted:

Or the thing where if you befoul the end of your previous lap your next lap is dirtied as well, unless you caught the little indicator when you went a centimeter too far over the rumble-strip a good two turns before the finish line. I suspect this is to somehow prevent people from reversing a hundred feet into a runoff and taking flying starts to the lap line but it's still really annoying when I don't notice my awesome lap is dirty until it's too late to rewind.

Even if you drive into your new lap with it already dirtied from the previous lap, you can still rewind into the previous lap from before the dirtying, and drive from there into your new lap which will now be clean.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I understand why would would make sense for some tracks if you can cut the last corner and then be able to get to a higher speed in the start of the next lap, but I wish it would discriminate a bit more. Why should my next lap be ruined because I went into the last corner too hot, went off and got slowed down by the dirt?

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
Am I alone in wishing the new Ferrari was less 599 and more 458?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

GreatGreen posted:

Am I alone in wishing the new Ferrari was less 599 and more 458?

No, the 458 is Ferrari's best looking car in years.

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.
For them what's missed it:
This week's race isn't "Lemons" specifically. It's "Unloved Projects".

The rules are the simplest they've ever been, and 'viewer feedback' says it's the hardest ruleset to work with so far, because the ultimate goal is to promote close racing over straight up being the fastest guy of the night.

Step 1 Go find yourself an "unloved project" on the internet for ~20,000 or less ($21k will prolly fly, ~25 not so much), and bring it.

Step 2 Build that car using whatever combination of mods and power reduction bucket (see below) you deem necessary so it runs anywhere from a 10:35 to 10:45 standing start single lap of the 'Ring.
EXCEPT:
* You must use Race Weight Reduction
* You must use Full Roll Cage.
* You must use the Stock tire width (Big rims are OK...if you're building out a Donk)

There are 4 Power Handicap Buckets to choose from:
30 pct Power (70% handicap)
55 pct Power (45% handicap)
75 pct Power (25% handicap)
100 pct Power ( 0% handicap)

This will allow you to pick a car with "too much" power, and reel it in so that it fits into the theme. You also have the flexibility (if the car you would like to run is too fast) to go up one bucket (making it too slow) then add go fast parts to get it where it needs to be.

Examples:
Stock 175 HP Shelby Omni GLS, gutted and caged and ready to roll in the 100% bracket? Good Choice

"Lameborghini" fiberglass body kit over a Pontiac Fiero built in Forza using a Lamborghini Countach LP5000, upped to 610 HP, then dropped in the 70% Power Handicap (i.e. 30% Power) bucket? Excellent choice

So far, the practice laps have been a ridiculous amount of fun as we've been trying out different cars and different mods. I listed a sample '84 Ferrari GTO build a couple pages back.

Most cars seem to be right in 'the zone' if they're pushing around 170-180HP in telemetry view.
Light cars seem to need a little less, and cars with skinny tires seem to need a little more.

We've had practice races where 6 drivers are within 1000' first to last...after 13 miles. It's glorious.

I'll be opening a lobby shortly after I get home. (45min-1 hour after this post)

Kenny Rogers fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Mar 1, 2012

Dukket
Apr 28, 2007
So I says to her, I says “LADY, that ain't OIL, its DIRT!!”

Jabs posted:


I'll be opening a lobby shortly after I get home. (45min-1 hour after this post)

Dumb question incoming -

So, if I wanted to just spectate for a bit...how would I do that?

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
Welp, here she is! http://lancaster.craigslist.org/cto/2822931548.html

Yeah, it ain't got no motor, but I been workin' on a buddy's '89 Silverado and well, he ain't usin' it right now, so I figger'd "What the hell's he need a motor for?" So I yanked it out and tucked it in my brand new 'Vette! I figger'd a 350's a 350, right? Now that Silverado's got some miles on it, so I figger it's lost a couple horses here 'n' there. Probly 'bout 175 left er so. But what the hell, right? Motor's motor.

Let's go git it!

Scirocco Griffon
Feb 3, 2012


that craigslist ad posted:

Car overheated and cracked radiator, probable head gasket, possible cracked head. Needs engine repair. (...) I am not a mechanic so that's the problem to the best of my knowledge. (...) All 4 tires will need to be replaced. Car has been sitting about 2 years. (...) I will let it rot in my driveway, set it on fire, junk it, or make a couch out of it before I will sell it for less.
:psyduck:

He'd be lucky to get $2,000 from parting out the good bits of it and dumping the rest at the nearest Pick 'N Pull.

VERTiG0
Jul 11, 2001

go move over bro
tuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN TENNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! :argh:

PopeOnARope
Jul 23, 2007

Hey! Quit touching my junk!
That was fun. It appears that I dropped out of the race four minutes in, and couldn't join after. QUALITY SERVERS!

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Latest UPS guy in the history of residential deliveries arrived with my replacement lamp. :toot:

But you guys started 90 minutes ago. :argh:

VERTiG0
Jul 11, 2001

go move over bro

Ether Frenzy posted:

Latest UPS guy in the history of residential deliveries arrived with my replacement lamp. :toot:

But you guys started 90 minutes ago. :argh:

At least your fingers are still intact.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

I said come in! posted:

No, the 458 is Ferrari's best looking car in years.

I don't like the Cadillac-esque egg crate grille thing that's starting to proliferate throughout Ferrari's lineup, as in the FF.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

PopeOnARope posted:

That was fun. It appears that I dropped out of the race four minutes in, and couldn't join after. QUALITY SERVERS!

Yeah, that really sucks that you got dropped. Fun stuff. I think I ended up being less than a tenth behind Joe at the finish.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

JaysonAych posted:

I don't like the Cadillac-esque egg crate grille thing that's starting to proliferate throughout Ferrari's lineup, as in the FF.

Nothing about the FF is good, that is seriously an awful car. Also, on the new Ferrari, while it doesn't matter in a racing game, they did not learn their lesson on the steering wheel from the Italia and FF.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



I said come in! posted:

No, the 458 is Ferrari's best looking car in years.

The 458 would look a lot better if the back of it wasn't so tragic to look at. The front and side are nice, but christ the rear sucks so bad.

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.
GoonSPEC SEASON 2 RESULTS!

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Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


Not a bad result for only participating in a single event. :D

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