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smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Tommy Dreamer posted:

A lot of good things happened 2day.Cryptic tweet I was in Stamford. I signed a contract today & more details on Monday. Let the fun begin.

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Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
I would of liked that Henry tweet better if he said I AM THE 100%

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

smashpro1 posted:

Dreamer said things

"Tommy, I hear you own a truck..."

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Looks like WWE got a new road agent, or they hired two wrestlers for lawler demographic.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Chinston Wurchill posted:



Hopefully he wasn't trying to be funny.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Little Miss RKO posted:

:ohdear: I'm going to go hug my wigs right now, and tell them I love them.

We're all doomed. I'm going to go make my peace with God.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


He's right, I'm terrible. :sigh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chilly McFreeze posted:



Well I guess that's that for my golfing career then :smith:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Chilly McFreeze posted:



"LET DORF SUFFER LIKE I SUFFER!"

Faxman
Feb 27, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Well I guess that's that for my golfing career then :smith:

That's it for everyone's golfing career.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Tiger Woods vs. Mark Henry at Wrestlemania in a putting match

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lone Rogue posted:

Tiger Woods vs. Mark Henry at Wrestlemania in a putting match

WHAT YOU USING THAT WEAKASS PUTTER FOR?! GET YOURSELF AN IRON, GOLF LIKE A MAN!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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IF YOU SAW ME PUTTING DOWN AN EAGLE FOR MYSELF YOU WOULD NOT LOOK AT ME CROSS.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
I'M SICK OF YOUR MISTAKES, WEAR THIS WIG.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Dammit, Davey!



I also tweeted that Eric Escobar was better than him.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
I posted that in the ROH thread btw.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Daniel Bryan posted:

Wish I could have seen @RondaRousey fight last night! Instead I was defending my championship in front of the miserable Albany, GA fans. UGH
Even heelin' on Twitter. :allears:

Frilled Lizard
May 22, 2004

WOOF WOOF WOOF
YOU KNOW IT
Had a weird moment when Cliff Compton followed me on Twitter.... then I noticed that he follows EVERYBODY.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

@ZackRyder posted:

I kissed a girl and I liked it

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Frilled Lizard posted:

Had a weird moment when Cliff Compton followed me on Twitter.... then I noticed that he follows EVERYBODY.

I got the same thing from David Hasselhoff. :tinfoil:

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Root Bear posted:

I got the same thing from David Hasselhoff. :tinfoil:

hahaha, this kid at my college brags about being followed on twitter by David Hasselhoff.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Whoever thought being on WWE TV made Jericho look big? I always thought he looked tiny because of all the big men on the stable.


IAmJericho posted:

TSA Agent-"on tv you look a lot bigger"
Me-"I'm actually a lot smaller than this"
TSA Agent-(walks away with confused look)

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Oct 30, 2009

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He looks about normal.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Craptacular! posted:

Whoever thought being on WWE TV made Jericho look big? I always thought he looked tiny because of all the big men on the stable.

TSA agents are also tremendous dickheads. He could have trying to start a fight.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

oldpainless posted:

He looks about normal.


Is Show wearing both belts snapped together? I can't fathom how he would wear a title belt.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

TL posted:

Is Show wearing both belts snapped together? I can't fathom how he would wear a title belt.

They get special belt extenders for him.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Whenever I see JeriShow, I am reminded about HOW CLOSE we were to a sweet Edge & Jericho team :(

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I know. It's sad we didn't get Edge/Jericho... but then JeriShow turned out to be awesome, also.

And then Edge vs Jericho... :(

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Mike Bennett retweeted a poop joke I made. :allears:

@jmcchrist posted:

MIKE BENNETT CALLED THE poo poo POOP

After he retweeted I commented about it and he replied:

@ROHMikeBennett posted:

your poop tweet popped me huge. Well done sir! RT“@jmcchrist: hahaha that's awesome, mike bennett rules”

What I am saying is Mike Bennett is awesome and you all should love him.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Joey McChrist posted:

What I am saying is Mike Bennett is awesome and you all should love him.

Getting with Maria has improved him greatly in my eyes. He's basically a young Macho Man now without the crazy. Which isn't very Macho so he should start bringing the crazy. Maria plays the woman with bad taste in men character to a tee.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Another instance of peak wrestling on Twitter:



That's Colt Cabana being excited that the Rock replied to Curt Hawkins about Kevin Steen.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

The Rock posted:

"Sorry to hear this bro. Every set back, is a set up for a comeback Stay strong & hope to see ya in Miami."

That's nice of him :unsmith:

CanadianJericholeaf
Jun 9, 2004

by Lowtax

Writer Cath posted:

That's nice of him :unsmith:
Worth mentioning that this is in response to Ted Dibiase saying he broke his ankle last night.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
Anyone who follows @TheBatiri and @TheSaraDelRey has seen some funny back and forth today.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

The Ultimate Warrior posted:

HH sex tape? Don't need more boring proof Terry is impotent with tiny, shriveled-up balls. And finding out he's lesbian is 2 much 4 even me.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hulk Hogan likes sex with women? What a homo!

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Actually a lot about Hulk Hogan makes sense if you imagine him as an insecure senile old woman.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
Hulk Hogan is Joan Rivers, confirmed.

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apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Too much for even the famously liberal and open minded Warrior? Shame on you Hogan, you've gone too far this time!

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