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Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Flippycunt posted:

You have to scar kids early so they'll grow up with good tastes in movies, I guess.

My parents showed me The Thing when I was like, 8, and it gave me nightmares for months afterwards.

Now it's in my top ten favorite movies though.
I was actually probably around 10 or so when I caught The Fly on TV. A few months ago, I thought "Maybe I was just a wussy child, I should give it another chance." I looked up the climactic scene on youtube, and even now it makes me feel nauseous. If it's on Netflix Instant, though, I may try sitting through it from start to finish instead of random scenes, see if I like it better that way.

I love The Thing, though, but I think I was a bit older when I first watched that.

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TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Mister Chief posted:

The Criterion cover for Videodrome has a lot to do with me wanting to see the film in the first place.



I loved the DVD box. It looked like a VHS tape in a slip cover. Didn't really translate to the Blu-Ray (Did they even bother? I don't own the Blu-Ray)

Infamous Sphere
Nov 8, 2010
Blargh oh my god yes, I have read fanfiction, in a way it's a guilty pleasure/so bad it's good thing. I can't read trashy romance though. Fanfiction..oh god..some of the anatomical limitations are..well..let's just say these women don't very much und
If you're going to watch one Cronenberg, DON'T watch M Butterfly. That's the only Cronenberg I've seen and holy gently caress is it boring and bad.

That Videodrome box art looks awesome, but I don't really think I'd like body horror, and my friend has pre-emptively turned me off Videodrome by going on and on about it for several months of 2010. Maybe I'll watch it eventually, maybe I won't.

The Triumphant
Sep 2, 2011

Yeah, I've seen Robocop. Bitches, leave.

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I loved the DVD box. It looked like a VHS tape in a slip cover. Didn't really translate to the Blu-Ray (Did they even bother? I don't own the Blu-Ray)

A Betamax tape.

Shanty
Nov 7, 2005

I Love Dogs

The Triumphant posted:

A Betamax tape.

Is that a Japanese configuration?

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Shanty posted:

Is that a Japanese configuration?

I hope this is a joke post, but if not... no, the Betamax was a VHS competitor (think Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD) developed by Sony which, while not popular with consumers, has continued to have a life long after VHS died due to its high quality and use in video production.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

zenintrude posted:

I hope this is a joke post, but if not... no, the Betamax was a VHS competitor (think Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD) developed by Sony which, while not popular with consumers, has continued to have a life long after VHS died due to its high quality and use in video production.

It was a clever little reference to Videodrome. You should go watch it immediately since you obviously have great reverence for obsolete media formats.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



And you get to see Debbie Harrys tits. :woop:

There isn't much "body horror" though, maybe the final scene but it's nothing crazy. James Woods is loving fantastic in it too.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

oldpainless posted:

Yeah but its not very good.

I watched it not too long ago and it was... decent. Far more of a monster movie then a dramatic tragedy like the first one but not a terrible movie.

Its a far inferior sequel though, The Fly is really an excellent film.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I've never seen the Fly or heard of Videodrome. Wasn't allowed to watch movies rated more than a soft PG13 growing up. :sigh:

I saw History of Violence and remember disliking it because it wasn't conventional and sort of ended abruptly with no closure (its been years, I could be remembering it wrong). I did enjoy Eastern Promises though, although Viggo Mortensens penis in blu-ray definition on a 65" TV was... something.

Totally gonna check out Videodrome on Netflix though.

Shanty
Nov 7, 2005

I Love Dogs

Vintersorg posted:

And you get to see Debbie Harrys tits. :woop:

There isn't much "body horror" though, maybe the final scene but it's nothing crazy. James Woods is loving fantastic in it too.

The first half of Videdrome is practically a plot twist for all that movie has been built up as a body horror feature. It's so unpleasantly grounded that when the movie actually twists into gruesome insanity you can't help but almost feel relieved.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


jojoinnit posted:

I've never seen the Fly or heard of Videodrome. Wasn't allowed to watch movies rated more than a soft PG13 growing up. :sigh:

I saw History of Violence and remember disliking it because it wasn't conventional and sort of ended abruptly with no closure (its been years, I could be remembering it wrong). I did enjoy Eastern Promises though, although Viggo Mortensens penis in blu-ray definition on a 65" TV was... something.

Totally gonna check out Videodrome on Netflix though.

I think the only rule my mother had was no total front nudes when it came to movies,no tits and stuff. And if by any chance a movie had those she would only cover my eyes. Mom was so cool for letting me have nightmares.

Edit:
Wow. Saw a new thread here in CD, with an awesome trailer and this awesome poster:


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3474056

Desperado Bones fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Mar 23, 2012

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Why would that be illegal?

I just meant that the owners/bosses certainly didn't know about or approve a bunch of 17 year-old employees and all their friends watching a movie after hours with booze and weed. It was 1983. Think Dazed and Confused.

Jaws 3D is atrociously bad, btw and also has a horrible poster in keeping with the topic.



HoldYourFire
Oct 16, 2006

What's the time? It's DEFCON 1!
Screenplay by Richard Matheson? :psyduck:

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Apparently at some point at the end of the 'oughts' Hong Kong decided to incorporate Josh Hartnett (and also Elias Koteas, but nobody seems to care about him ever :smith:) into their movie industry. Which resulted in the following product:

I Come With The Rain, in which Josh Hartnett's casually cool demeanor signals in the end of blue skies and the laws of physics.



Hmmm, perhaps I was in fact right. Look at the rain. I'm not sure if he's walking down a strange hallway or fall walking at us.



I'd like to think that mid-fall he's blasting at the ground, hoping it will shatter like a window. Okay, the soundtrack contains Climbing Up The Walls so I'm gonna assume it really is about bending the laws of physics. Because that would be subtle.



Let's see about this Japanese cover.



How is this not a gay porn?

Dissapointed Owl fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Mar 23, 2012

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
I mean, I can only think of one thing because of that title: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

(Yes, it's exactly what you think it is)

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

kiimo posted:

Jaws 3D is atrociously bad, btw and also has a horrible poster in keeping with the topic.





I don't know, I think Jaws 3D is ironically terribad. All the cheezy lines, the swaggering brit Simon McCorkindale and his aussie thug assistant, the shark that has now become riduculously large, Lou Gossett Jr. putting on an acting job so bad it's like some sort of neo-minstrel performance, the "it's just a baby, the mother is still inside the park!". It's so bad it becomes good again.

Unlike Jaws: The Revenge, which was just utterly reprehensible. Poor Michael Cain, the only bright light in a sea of poo poo.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
The idea of a killer shark loose in a SeaWorld park is such a good concept. Jaws 3D doesn't do the best job with it, but drat, I laugh every time I watch it. I missed a chance to see it in 3D last summer, and I kind of hate myself for it.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Unlike Jaws: The Revenge, which was just utterly reprehensible. Poor Michael Cain, the only bright light in a sea of poo poo.

Well, Michael Caine has been quoted as saying the following about it: "I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."

So don't feel too sorry for him :)

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I don't know, I think Jaws 3D is ironically terribad. All the cheezy lines, the swaggering brit Simon McCorkindale and his aussie thug assistant, the shark that has now become riduculously large, Lou Gossett Jr. putting on an acting job so bad it's like some sort of neo-minstrel performance, the "it's just a baby, the mother is still inside the park!". It's so bad it becomes good again.

Unlike Jaws: The Revenge, which was just utterly reprehensible. Poor Michael Cain, the only bright light in a sea of poo poo.

He was not able to pick up his academy award since he was filming that poo poo

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


This is the best part of Jaws 3D.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xd9Mmk60zg

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Let's see about the Chinese cover.



How is this not a gay porn?

That's not Chinese.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Vintersorg posted:

There isn't much "body horror" though, maybe the final scene but it's nothing crazy.

Uh, out of curiosity, when was the last time you watched it? Cuz I just rewatched it recently and there's a loving lot of it.

Maybe not as much as The Fly, but that's like the Citizen Kane of body horror.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Cartoon Man posted:

This is the best part of Jaws 3D.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xd9Mmk60zg

Thank you.

This has to make Spielberg cry blood tears.

Category Fun!
Dec 2, 2008

im just trying to get you into bed

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Apparently at some point at the end of the 'oughts' Hong Kong decided to incorporate Josh Hartnett (and also Elias Koteas, but nobody seems to care about him ever :smith:) into their movie industry. Which resulted in the following product:

I Come With The Rain, in which Josh Hartnett's casually cool demeanor signals in the end of blue skies and the laws of physics.



Hmmm, perhaps I was in fact right. Look at the rain. I'm not sure if he's walking down a strange hallway or fall walking at us.



I'd like to think that mid-fall he's blasting at the ground, hoping it will shatter like a window. Okay, the soundtrack contains Climbing Up The Walls so I'm gonna assume it really is about bending the laws of physics. Because that would be subtle.



Let's see about the Chinese cover.



How is this not a gay porn?

I didn't realise until I saw the last poster that they were trying to make a cross with the buildings in the background.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Vagabundo posted:

That's not Chinese.

Whoops. I assumed, it being a Chinese movie and all. Fixed.

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
On the hartnett front there is this horrible thing

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



LtKenFrankenstein posted:

Uh, out of curiosity, when was the last time you watched it? Cuz I just rewatched it recently and there's a loving lot of it.

Maybe not as much as The Fly, but that's like the Citizen Kane of body horror.

It has been quite a while, I vaguely remember Woods reaching into his stomach. I'll check it out this weekend.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Optimist with doubt posted:

On the hartnett front there is this horrible thing



I got that beat.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Dissapointed Owl posted:

Apparently at some point at the end of the 'oughts' Hong Kong decided to incorporate Josh Hartnett (and also Elias Koteas, but nobody seems to care about him ever :smith:) into their movie industry. Which resulted in the following product:

I Come With The Rain, in which Josh Hartnett's casually cool demeanor signals in the end of blue skies and the laws of physics.







I kinda get what they were trying to do, but I guess is one of those ideas that only look good in your head.

Edit:
Holy gently caress!!!

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I got that beat.



Teal & Orange: THE MOVIE.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The "and Demi Moore" for some reason reads like a punchline to me. Who went and skewed the image of Woody Harrelson? It's like they free transformed it. That sucks.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
Gackt? That sounds like the sound you'd make if you have something caught at the back of your throat.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Mar 23, 2012

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
It's the sound you make when you see his work.

Gackt: A Real Life Anime

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Are the people who did the poster for Mirror Mirror actively trying to make Lily Collins look like Audrey Hepburn?

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Started watching World on a Wire which reminded me that The Thirteenth Floor existed...



I think it's a pretty neat posted, and I'm digging the red/green complements instead of the orange/teal that we see all the time now.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I got that beat.



If this doesn't involve puppets committing suicide I'm not going to see it.

The Triumphant
Sep 2, 2011

Yeah, I've seen Robocop. Bitches, leave.

Vintersorg posted:

It has been quite a while, I vaguely remember Woods reaching into his stomach. I'll check it out this weekend.

With a loaded gun, through a vagina, yes.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


zenintrude posted:

Started watching World on a Wire which reminded me that The Thirteenth Floor existed...



I think it's a pretty neat posted, and I'm digging the red/green complements instead of the orange/teal that we see all the time now.

That's such a weird movie. The premise is about a scientist who develops a virtual reality program that's based on the 20s but things start going weird including a killer escaping the virtual reality into a person in the real world. Then in the end it turns out that "reality" was actually another artificial reality created by some guys in the future and the main character (who turns out to be a computer program himself) escapes his virtual reality into the future "real" world.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Mierenneuker posted:

Well, Michael Caine has been quoted as saying the following about it: "I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."

So don't feel too sorry for him :)

My favorite scene of that movie is that not only Caine lives (after being taken underwater in his water plane by the shark) but when he climbs to the boat at the very end he's completely dry.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

zenintrude posted:

Started watching World on a Wire which reminded me that The Thirteenth Floor existed...

I loving loved World on a Wire. I took a half day off work just to see it.

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