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CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

Dr. Faustus posted:

I watched that collision several times setting up that picture, and I want to clarify that the reason I found it amusing was, as the word I used over at GTCC, the deformation of the two 'Stangs. The hit looks and sounds rather minor, but suddenly the cars have interlocking scoops taken out of them.
From what I can see, that hit isn't even the catalyst for the pileup to follow.
I didn't mean for you to feel singled out. That pic is interesting because of the damage model and the fact that Synmoo's car poo poo fire right at that instant.

P.S. - Replay is coming your way (um whether you needed it or not!)

Oh, no, I don't mean to sound upset about it. Besides, we spent the rest of that race going on about how terrible a person Synmoo was, but it was thanks to him I finished ahead of Case (both of us stuck on a hill with 10 HP, me going backwards). If I had a capture card, I'd upload that 'race' set to Eye of the Tiger.

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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

YF19pilot posted:

Oh, no, I don't mean to sound upset about it. Besides, we spent the rest of that race going on about how terrible a person Synmoo was, but it was thanks to him I finished ahead of Case (both of us stuck on a hill with 10 HP, me going backwards). If I had a capture card, I'd upload that 'race' set to Eye of the Tiger.

In one of the games with a developer last night, the dev was talking about another race he had done for the event which was a Fujimi uphill F-class FWD only with the no-traction setting. He said cars couldn't get up the first hill.

As an interesting side-note, there was a simulation-damage soccer game limited to Squires hosted by one of the other devs.

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



TravBot posted:

As an interesting side-note, there was a simulation-damage soccer game limited to Squires hosted by one of the other devs.

I'd imagine sim damage football could be pretty fun. It would make everybody a lot more cautious.

DrPain
Apr 29, 2004

Purrfectly priceless
items here.
I'm a little pissed at the game with devs thing. It was completely disorganized and I couldn't even get the server to load games when the devs made them, let alone join.

I'm never gonna drive a unicorn :(

I have no idea how you all managed to snag those fill in the missing letter codes either. Madness.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

DrPain posted:

I'm a little pissed at the game with devs thing. It was completely disorganized and I couldn't even get the server to load games when the devs made them, let alone join.

I'm never gonna drive a unicorn :(

I have no idea how you all managed to snag those fill in the missing letter codes either. Madness.

Joining games is just luck--I managed to get into two, but didn't earn a uni in the first. The codes I'd imagine are copy and paste and lucky guesses, but I didn't want to put in effort for something I'll get in a couple days anyway.

Do the king of the track rivals events. They can get you unicorns too.

TannhauserGate
Nov 25, 2007

by garbage day

DrPain posted:

I'm a little pissed at the game with devs thing. It was completely disorganized and I couldn't even get the server to load games when the devs made them, let alone join.

I'm never gonna drive a unicorn :(

I have no idea how you all managed to snag those fill in the missing letter codes either. Madness.

Browser script?

Cyborgmatt
Aug 9, 2009

Honk.

astrollinthepork posted:

I'm sitting in a 96 850 R as I type this. Please tell me what PI this starts off at and what you can do with the engine.
Starts at 330D (237 HP), you can engine swap it with a I6T - Volve S60'11 which takes it up to 431B (300 HP). Drive train swap lets you convert it to either a RWD or AWD.

Cyborgmatt fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Mar 30, 2012

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

DrPain posted:

I'm a little pissed at the game with devs thing. It was completely disorganized and I couldn't even get the server to load games when the devs made them, let alone join.

I'm never gonna drive a unicorn :(

I have no idea how you all managed to snag those fill in the missing letter codes either. Madness.

I (and other goons) try to keep people up to date with all current opportunities to win cars, especially unicorns, so make sure you keep up with this thread. On any given month there is at least 1 unicorn that can be obtained, some months such as this one you can even get 3+ but there can be some restrictions on who can win them (VIP, DLC owners etc) or they can be hard to win like it was the case withWiesmann on Nurburg and JPMontoya on Indy GP. That last one is ongoing.

Kaddion
Jan 12, 2008

My gosh, you're right Sam! THE GORILLA SHOULD BE DRIVING!

Dr. Faustus posted:

my awful pass attempt video

That video never fails to make me chuckle when I slide across the road on my side.

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak
Put myself on the AUGR spreadsheet. Been missing for a little while due to holidays and ME3, but that's all over now so should be up for some weekend fun.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



I found a flaw in the 1985 RX-7 GSL-SE.

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

Cannot Find Server posted:

I found a flaw in the 1985 RX-7 GSL-SE.

I think it's funny that without that sticky grass there, your car would've probably just kept sliding on it's roof the direction it was going.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Huge amounts of film has been burned filming similar accidents on that corner.

Adenauer Forst is the destroyer of overconfident drivers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZb7sbRFCF0

The number of VW's rolling over illustrates why having one in this game would be so drat comical.

einTier
Sep 25, 2003

Charming, friendly, and possessed by demons.
Approach with caution.
If you're going to post Adenauer Forst videos, post the good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xwc54G2Ur8
The girl at about 0:27 still bothers me. I'm not sure she made it.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
Well she certainly didn't feel too good, but she gets back in the car by her own power if that helps.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

xzzy posted:

Huge amounts of film has been burned filming similar accidents on that corner.

Adenauer Forst is the destroyer of overconfident drivers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZb7sbRFCF0

The number of VW's rolling over illustrates why having one in this game would be so drat comical.

The guy being ejected from his Bug and basically dusting himself off is hilarious.

Edit: After seeing so many VW's flip seeing the convertible bug with 3 people in it and no helmets made my involuntarily clench. :stare:

Maker Of Shoes fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Mar 31, 2012

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
I wish that when there are wrecks in Forza 5, picnic supplies and blankets come out of my trunk.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I assume that many of these are just people who decided to just drive their car on the ring? What a way to end your holiday by destroying your car. I didn't think much of it for some of the earlier ones where the car flips and a guy gets out with a helmet. Then I started seeing people rolling their cars and then things normal people keep in their daily drivers starts flying out. Then people dressed like they were going to the shops or something start flinging their cars around the corner. I think the convertible VW is the bravest of all. The most badass is the guy on the motorcycle that jumps the curb then just keeps going.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Yeah, open track days are a tradition at the ring. Anyone who pays the admission can bring any car they want onto the track and run a lap.

Scirocco Griffon
Feb 3, 2012

Cojawfee posted:

I assume that many of these are just people who decided to just drive their car on the ring? What a way to end your holiday by destroying your car. I didn't think much of it for some of the earlier ones where the car flips and a guy gets out with a helmet. Then I started seeing people rolling their cars and then things normal people keep in their daily drivers starts flying out. Then people dressed like they were going to the shops or something start flinging their cars around the corner. I think the convertible VW is the bravest of all. The most badass is the guy on the motorcycle that jumps the curb then just keeps going.

You also have to keep in mind that all those happened in a time when most people wouldn't use seatbelts because they thought it was safer to be thrown out of a car if it crashed, so the fact that so many of those rollovers ended with the people inside getting up and walking away is a miracle in and of itself.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
So Mazda USA posted a thing on YouTube last week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RXNtTvM-_lE

Turn 10 talks about recording a 787B. :circlefap:

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice
Hey AUGR guys, what's the specs for Vintage Racing this Wednesday? Hopefully my internet will be back by then.

Deputy Dangerous
Mar 20, 2011

90% gravity
So the Spada Codatronca race made me realize how loving bad I am at this game against goons :saddowns:

speedtek
Nov 26, 2004

Let's make it out, baby.

Deputy Dangerous posted:

So the Spada Codatronca race made me realize how loving bad I am at this game against goons :saddowns:

Trust me, despite my 3rd place I'm really not that good. Luck plays a big part.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

ANAmal.net posted:

The problem with every goonbus I've ever see is that goddamnit stop signs are octogons, not hexagons.
That was bugging me enough that I fixed it:


GT: Captain Howdy 0

LiquidRain
May 21, 2007

Watch the madness!

Apologies to everyone I keep ramming off the road. I'm still working on learning how to pass properly. :p Aside from that, good racing! :)

Otis Reddit
Nov 14, 2006
The funnest thing that there is to do in this game is wear the headset and noisily eat a sandwich while my brother races, or vice versa.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002
I never realized how brutal Nordschleife is.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?
Holy crap, the guy in the last segment was SO LUCKY.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Falken posted:

Holy crap, the guy in the last segment was SO LUCKY.

I was positive I had just seen video of someone dying, then he just gets up.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

wolrah posted:

I was positive I had just seen video of someone dying, then he just gets up.
Unfortunately, you did. One of the V8 supercar crashes in that video was the death of Mark Porter. :(

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Falken posted:

Unfortunately, you did. One of the V8 supercar crashes in that video was the death of Mark Porter. :(

It also shows Keith O'Dor being killed at AVUS :(

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What is the general consensus on the kinect for Forza ? Does it make cockpit view more enjoyable? I like cockpit view because its fun, but it seems that view is really only useful in a 3 TV panorama setup.

I'm probably getting a connect to use for video chat with mom n dad so its not a question of wasting money. More if its a help or hindrance to forza's immersiveness.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I've heard it doesn't work too well. That head tracking goes crazy if you look away from the TV for whatever reason.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Cojawfee posted:

I've heard it doesn't work too well. That head tracking goes crazy if you look away from the TV for whatever reason.

It spazzes out if you scratch your nose too.

But other than that it works great. I mean, I'm not looking away from the TV too often while I'm actually playing the game.

My only real complaint is the amount that the view changes isn't nearly enough.. you can look into corners a little bit, but nowhere near as much as I'd like. I'd say it allows maybe 15 degrees off center, which isn't much, and it would be nice to be able to look out the side windows or something.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

A few snaps of last night's Spada clusterfuck.



Force 7
Mar 24, 2012
drat, looks like I missed a good one.

Deputy Dangerous
Mar 20, 2011

90% gravity

Wee Bairns posted:



Think that guy on the left is me. Sorry, black Spada.

Prettypanda
Nov 11, 2008

Deputy Dangerous posted:

Think that guy on the left is me. Sorry, black Spada.
I'm the guy in the brown car that you made the way clear for, which led to my first place finish. Thank you very much.

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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



It's pretty impressive that the Spada drives almost as badly as it looks. That race was pretty hilarious though; I think half the field was collected in that crash in the last picture.

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