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csidle
Jul 31, 2007

Gonz posted:

Apologies; it's 2 something AM here right now. It wasn't intentional.
Could you at least fix it, then? I, too, was only saved by the other poster pointing out your gently caress-up.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

csidle posted:

Could you at least fix it, then? I, too, was only saved by the other poster pointing out your gently caress-up.

Done.

The Triumphant
Sep 2, 2011

Yeah, I've seen Robocop. Bitches, leave.

Vagabundo posted:

This poster tells us a lot about Travis Bickle - he has his back turned to society, which according to this poster is urban decay and pornography. He's solitary, with his shoulders hunched as if to protect himself from a harsh, cruel world that is full of filth and scum that needs to be washed away and nothing really stands out about him. You'd probably lose him in the crowd, if he wasn't standing alone. I also wonder how many people got tricked by that tagline. It sounds like it would be perfectly at home on a poster for a movie like Fame or A Star Is Born.

That's a great tagline-- it (and the poster in general) is the way Travis would describe his own story, which is perfect for the film. So much of that film's brilliance is the way it puts you in that character and the poster's absolutely perfect. It feels like the poster for the film Travis is imagining them making about him.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Vagabundo posted:

Let's talk about posters.



I know a lot of people here dislike this movie for various reasons,

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up, there are people that don't like Hard Candy?

Irish Taxi Driver
Sep 12, 2004

We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.

Tardcore posted:

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up, there are people that don't like Hard Candy?

I've never been fond of the super smart kid who knows everything character, so Hard Candy was infuriating to me. Ellen Paige was incredible though in her ability to play that character.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Irish Taxi Driver posted:

I've never been fond of the super smart kid who knows everything character, so Hard Candy was infuriating to me. Ellen Paige was incredible though in her ability to play that character.

'Infuriating' is the exact word I would use to describe that movie. Well acted, shot and all that, but I really really dislike that movie.

csidle
Jul 31, 2007

Pretty much. I don't agree she gave a good performance either, it was completely unbelievable, didn't sell it for a second. "Super smart kid who knows everything" is the best way to describe it.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Irish Taxi Driver posted:

I've never been fond of the super smart kid who knows everything character, so Hard Candy was infuriating to me. Ellen Paige was incredible though in her ability to play that character.

Yeah, I try to go along with wherever a movie wants to take me with its characters, but there's a handful of types I cannot take and the "super precocious, hyper competent teen" is one of them. It's right next to "genius serial killer" terms of lovely character types that keep getting reused thoughtlessly.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
She's the grim reaper in the movie, though. Why wouldn't she know everything/be hyper competent?

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Irish Taxi Driver posted:

I've never been fond of the super smart kid who knows everything character, so Hard Candy was infuriating to me. Ellen Paige was incredible though in her ability to play that character.

Someone on this forum had an interpretation that she was a supernatural spirit of vengeance rather than an actual human, which makes her behavior in the movie much easier to swallow.

Granted, that doesn't change it being squicky torture porn of a socially-acceptable victim.

csidle
Jul 31, 2007

I'll concede that when I saw it I didn't have much grasp of characters as thematic functions like that, but I don't see that aspect as excusing it. It feels to me like poor, unsubtle writing. It is also not very engaging. It would have been much more thrilling to see an actual teenage girl take recourse against a pedophile.

e: Also, for all the praise that Paige got for that film, I felt like the male (Patrick something?) was really, really good.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Did that discussion really take place? That is laughable.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Tardcore posted:

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up, there are people that don't like Hard Candy?

Yeah its awful. Infuriating is a great way to describe it, and the one-two punch of this and Juno made me really dislike Ellen Paige forever.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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csidle posted:

e: Also, for all the praise that Paige got for that film, I felt like the male (Patrick something?) was really, really good.

Patrick Wilson. Better known now for playing Nite Owl in Watchmen, and he'll be in Prometheus this summer. On which subject and to get back on topic, do we have any Prometheus posters to look at yet?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Only this one, apparently.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


These are the only ones I could find, I don't know if they're fan made or what...but I'm not excited about them:
Edit: The trailer was spectacular but the posters aren't? They better show something mind blowing before June.





DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Those first 2 are definitely fake, the first one has the wrong date on it for a start.

Also, the replication of the Alien tagline would be out of place given how much Scott has played down the connection to the earlier film.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Third one's fake too. Looks like the text was added in Paint.

Pigeon Shamus
Apr 14, 2010

There's a guard with a pair of swollen testicles who swears you wanted out of here.

Vagabundo posted:


French Moonrise Kingdom poster - they appear to be using an actual cast photo, which is a nice change. It may be a photoshop, but nothing really leaps out as being "wrong" like other ones.


This just made me realise that Frances McDormand had never been in a Wes Anderson film until Moonrise Kingdom. That seems so weird, given how perfect McDormand is for his kind of creative voice.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

How is it not evident that those are fake?

Studio's simply don't have multiple logos/looks etc for their films.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


PriorMarcus posted:

How is it not evident that those are fake?

Studio's simply don't have multiple logos/looks etc for their films.

I think logos sometimes have changed? I'm trying to make memory but I swear there are some posters where the fonts,looks and logo changed from the teaser to the main poster.
I didn't mention the crappy tagline,a BIG give away -I was lazy to edit/reply- but I was really hoping that at least the fan made/fake ones were better. I don't mean that the original one is bad done, I simply find it boring.

Edit:
Here,have another fan made poster, this one is freaking me up.

Desperado Bones fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Apr 14, 2012

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

A reverse GIS on the first two took me to a Prometheus fan art site, so that's a bit of a giveaway about whether or not they're authentic.

Third one looks like someone slapped the title, "June," the Scott Free logo and Fox logo on to some officially released photos so who knows?

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

bows1 posted:

Yeah its awful. Infuriating is a great way to describe it, and the one-two punch of this and Juno made me really dislike Ellen Paige forever.

She's literally so terrible to watch that I started rooting for the pedophile near the end

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Wolfsheim posted:

She's literally so terrible to watch that I started rooting for the pedophile near the end

Admit it, you were rooting for the pedophile from the beginning, weren't you?

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

LtKenFrankenstein posted:

Admit it, you were rooting for the pedophile from the beginning, weren't you?

Patrick Wilson can't not be likable no matter how hard he tries :allears:

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I think that's actually the point of the movie. You typically always want to side with the protagonist. Especially when the antagonist is about to cut his drat balls off!!!!

It's just that this time the protagonist happens to be a pedophile/possible murderer. It made the movie challenging, and I liked it.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

:arghfist::spergin: TEAL AND ORANGE :arghfist::spergin:


(This one is obviously fan-made too, but it was put up on the official Facebook page along with some terrible fanart)

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Rough Lobster posted:

I think that's actually the point of the movie. You typically always want to side with the protagonist. Especially when the antagonist is about to cut his drat balls off!!!!

It's just that this time the protagonist happens to be a pedophile/possible murderer. It made the movie challenging, and I liked it.

I'm pretty sure we also don't know for sure he's a short-eyes until well past the halfway stage of the movie, but Ellen Page is clearly off whack long before then.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

colonel_korn posted:

:arghfist::spergin: TEAL AND ORANGE :arghfist::spergin:


(This one is obviously fan-made too, but it was put up on the official Facebook page along with some terrible fanart)

All I can see is a toilet seat.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Soonmot posted:

All I can see is a toilet seat.

The subtext!

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Vagabundo posted:

Only this one, apparently.



I really dig this poster. There's a really lovely/run down movie theater near my parents' house and they had this poster tacked up with thumbtacks on the wall. I was this close to stealing it.

Hellbunny
Dec 24, 2008

I'm not bad, I'm just misunderstood.

Rough Lobster posted:

I think that's actually the point of the movie. You typically always want to side with the protagonist. Especially when the antagonist is about to cut his drat balls off!!!!

It's just that this time the protagonist happens to be a pedophile/possible murderer. It made the movie challenging, and I liked it.

Yeah, I thought that was the point too. It's basically a continuation of the themes of M (1931), with some changes (portraying us, the viewers as a psycho child rather then a bunch of immoral criminals, for one).


This is kinda the standard procedure with "gore porn" films though. Critical thought seems to fly out the window as soon as a certain level of gore i achieved.

And yes I'm :smug: as gently caress, why do you ask?

Hellbunny fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Apr 14, 2012

Back Hack
Jan 17, 2010


Soonmot posted:

All I can see is a toilet seat.

You don't get it, we are the toilet seat.

VVVVV :golfclap:

Back Hack fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Apr 14, 2012

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Dr.Oblivious posted:

You don't get it, we are the toilet seat.

You don't get it, we are the orange diarrhea water.

Jasta
Apr 13, 2012

Blue and orange are my favourite colours, so I doubt that I will ever tire of that motif. That poster, though... Once you see the seat it cannot be unseen. :psyduck:

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

For everyone knocking Hard Candy for Ellen Page's character being a "super-smart kid who knows everything," wasn't it strongly implied that she was really a university-level medical student?

Cantskate43
Jun 3, 2007

Hello? Dominos?

Max22 posted:

For everyone knocking Hard Candy for Ellen Page's character being a "super-smart kid who knows everything," wasn't it strongly implied that she was really a university-level medical student?

Explain. I don't remember anything of the sort but it sounds really interesting.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

I'm in love with this 1934 poster:

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

penismightier posted:

I'm in love with this 1934 poster:



Her face is amazing. "Oh my!"

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Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?

colonel_korn posted:

:arghfist::spergin: TEAL AND ORANGE :arghfist::spergin:


(This one is obviously fan-made too, but it was put up on the official Facebook page along with some terrible fanart)
This reminds me, more than anything, of the cover of a Penguin Classics book.

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