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text editor: Jan 8, 2007

Dr. Honked posted:

drat i never thought about it that way.. all those great programmers who have slipped through my fingers....

if i can typing at 105wpm then any one-liner i write is just letting my typist skills languish

# ? Apr 26, 2012 19:56

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:32

text editor: Jan 8, 2007

the best programming language is all of them, because anyone who has mastered the magic of CORBA can freely write his individual services in whatever language sounds good right now

# ? Apr 26, 2012 19:59

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

objective c best c

# ? Apr 26, 2012 19:59

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

i liked objective c in school but i feel like i wouldn't have understood it as well if i didn't already know c

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:02

Inverse Icarus: Dec 4, 2003; I run SyncRPG, and produce original, digital content for the Pathfinder RPG, designed from the ground up to be played online.

Werthog posted:

welp have fun working at best buy again

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:12

abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

horns.aiff

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:14

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

Anal Tributary posted:

_.each(string.split(""), function(char) { counts[char] = counts[char]+1 || 1 }); is a cool one-liner but it's not like there's anything with just using a for loop

one liners are masturbation

code:

_.chain("abcaddaaaa".split(""))
 .groupBy(_.identity)
 .each(function (v,k) { 
	console.log(k+' = '+v.length); });

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:42

NeoHentaiMaster: Jul 13, 2004; More well adjusted then you'd think.

code:

my $string = "sdfk2kfjdsk4jdofidvlb"; my $char_counts = {}; $char_counts->{$_}++ for split("", $string); print Dumper $char_counts

Can I have a programming job now this sysadmin things getting old.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:45

Rufus Ping: Dec 27, 2006; I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

Anal Tributary posted:

_.each(string.split(""), function(char) { counts[char] = counts[char]+1 || 1 }); is a cool one-liner but it's not like there's anything with just using a for loop

stop trying to shoehorn imperative code into fp

_.map( _.groupBy(s.split(''), _.identity), function(e){ return {letter:e[0], count:e.length}; } )

or u can chain it like what t-rex said yea

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:47

TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT: Oct 12, 2008; this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

Shaggar posted:

oh yeah? whats the difference?

a map is implemented using trees (typically binary)

a dictionary is implemented using hash tables

both a map and a dictionary are associative containers.

there is no such thing as an "associative array".

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:47

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

Janin posted:

there is no such thing as an "associative array".

there is in php.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:48

That Turkey Story: Mar 30, 2003

I like C++.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:49

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

Janin posted:

a map is implemented using trees (typically binary)

a dictionary is implemented using hash tables

both a map and a dictionary are associative containers.

there is no such thing as an "associative array".

i'm sure you are aware that java has treemap and hashmap for those distinctions

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:49

That Turkey Story: Mar 30, 2003

Anal Tributary posted:

i don't get java and c++ folks

i mean if its web stuff just use python or ruby?

if its local stuff that has to go fast use go, or maybe rust?

it boggles teh mind

lol yeah, okay

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:51

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

That Turkey Story posted:

I like C++.

check his post count guys i think hes trolling

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:56

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

Janin posted:

a map is implemented using trees (typically binary)

a dictionary is implemented using hash tables

both a map and a dictionary are associative containers.

there is no such thing as an "associative array".

Wikipedia says all of them are the same thing owned

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:56

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

The thing that most boggled my mind when i learned basic C++ is what you do if you want to define special behaviour of the postincrement and preincrement operators for your custom datatype.

you can define both, but because just writing "function ++ ()..." or whatever (i cant remember the syntax and dont care) would be ambiguous which one you meant, they are distinguished by the rule that for one of them you pass the method no parameters and for the other one you pass an unused integer parameter.

i want to know who in the gently caress came up with that and was it a joke that got taken seriously.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:58

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

code:


$ echo -n 'lolbtuts' | sed -e 's/\(.\)/\1\
/g'| grep -v '^$' | sort | uniq -c
   1 b
   2 l
   1 o
   1 s
   2 t
   1 u

uniiiiiiixixixixixiixix

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:59

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

NSString *bah = @"figvdfivdafvdafv fd gvdair fgeifv sivfs fuwf FUAS ";
NSMutableDictionary *counts = [NSMutableDictionary dictionary];

[bah enumerateSubstringsInRange:NSMakeRange(0, [bah length]) options:NSStringEnumerationByComposedCharacterSequences usingBlock:^(NSString *substring, NSRange substringRange, NSRange enclosingRange, BOOL *stop) {
NSUInteger val = ([counts objectForKey:substring] != nil ? [[counts objectForKey:substring] intValue] : 0) + 1;
[counts setObject:[NSNumber numberWithInt:val] forKey:substring];
}];

NSLog(@"counts: %@", counts);

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:00

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

php:

<?
foreach (str_split($thestring) as $letter) $pieces[$letter]++;
var_dump($pieces);?>

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:03

That Turkey Story: Mar 30, 2003

It's amazing how many bad programmers get upset you break it to them that C++ is actually a great language.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:07

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

every criticism of c++ is literally "bloo bloo syntax"

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:13

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

Carthag posted:

NSString *bah = @"figvdfivdafvdafv fd gvdair fgeifv sivfs fuwf FUAS ";
NSMutableDictionary *counts = [NSMutableDictionary dictionary];

[bah enumerateSubstringsInRange:NSMakeRange(0, [bah length]) options:NSStringEnumerationByComposedCharacterSequences usingBlock:^(NSString *substring, NSRange substringRange, NSRange enclosingRange, BOOL *stop) {
NSUInteger val = ([counts objectForKey:substring] != nil ? [[counts objectForKey:substring] intValue] : 0) + 1;
[counts setObject:[NSNumber numberWithInt:val] forKey:substring];
}];

NSLog(@"counts: %@", counts);

hahaha

I was gonna try to do it in prolog for shits and giggles but then I decided I didn't really want to remember how to do prolog.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:15

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Sweevo posted:

every criticism of c++ is literally "bloo bloo syntax"

its a legitimate complaint in cases where the syntax literally makes no goddamn sense at all

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:17

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

yea I don't know C++ very well but if a language has lovely syntax thats a pretty good reason not to like it, just in general.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:18

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

like php, it has confusing and inconsistent syntax

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:19

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Sweevo posted:

every criticism of c++ is literally "bloo bloo syntax"

same as perl

it turns out that some syntaxes are bad and c++ and perl have bad syntaxes

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:27

ppp: Feb 13, 2012; by angerbot

perl has good syntax

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:29

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

c++ is great it makes tts write effort posts apologising for the state of generic programming

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:30

Quebec Bagnet: Apr 28, 2009; mess with the honk
you get the bonk; Lipstick Apathy

did u know: template metaprogramming is turing-complete

code:

#include <iostream>

template <int N> struct Factorial
{
    enum { val = Factorial<N-1>::val * N };
};

template<>
struct Factorial<0>
{
    enum { val = 1 };
};

int main()
{
    // Note this value is generated at compile time.
    // Also note that most compilers have a limit on the depth of the recursion available.
    std::cout << Factorial<4>::val << "\n";
}

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:31

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Ronald Raiden posted:

Wikipedia says

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:34

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

html is the best programming language. whenever i get a resume with "Programming languages known: HTML" written on it i just get my cock out then and there and jizz all over the place and hire the person

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:34

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

HTML5.....the future is now....

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:35

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

nightwheat stalker posted:

u got teh joek

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:36

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Ronald Raiden posted:

u got teh joek

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:37

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

i barely GNU her! posted:

did u know: template metaprogramming is turing-complete

so is the haskell type inference algorithm, but i don't have a cool proof program to show off

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:42

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

Dr. Honked posted:

html is the best programming language. whenever i get a resume with "Programming languages known: HTML" written on it i just get my cock out then and there and jizz all over the place and hire the person

html is a programming language

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:43

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

Tiny Bug Child posted:

html is a programming language

holy poo poo

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:44

ppp: Feb 13, 2012; by angerbot

nice i figured out how to make synergy work on debian so i can log in "remotely"

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:45

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:32

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

i barely GNU her! posted:

did u know: template metaprogramming is turing-complete

man if only i could do that with other languages

code:

class Integer
  def factorial
    (1..self).inject(:*)
  end
end

cprog = <<EOF
#include "stdio.h"
int main() {
  puts("#{4.factorial}");
  return 0;
}
EOF

File.open('/tmp/prog.c', 'w'){|f| f.write cprog}
`cc -o /tmp/prog /tmp/prog.c`
File.delete '/tmp/prog.c'

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:45

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