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Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
FIST BOOBS :stonk:

oh god what a horrible snype. I'd quote the poster, but I don't want to see that picture ever again.

Here, have this awesome one back:



VVV If your pun wasn't so genius, I'd be pretty pissed off right now.

Nybble fucked around with this message at 18:58 on May 4, 2012

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Tincans
Dec 15, 2007



Those sure are a nice pair of knockers!

Jasta
Apr 13, 2012

Macaluso posted:



Oh god, are those fists for breasts?

edit: I guess so. :xd:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The Connect Four one is loving awesome.

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

The Connect Four one is loving awesome.

I thought the other ones were pretty weak but Connect Four is so pitch-perfect it makes up for it.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
So, this is a thing.


kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Evil has a new lens flare.

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax
Fetuses are evil!

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
She ought to know, she had eight of them in there at one time.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Nybble posted:

Here, have this awesome one back:



VVV If your pun wasn't so genius, I'd be pretty pissed off right now.

They really needed to have "Pretty sneaky sis" as the tagline for that.

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011

Vagabundo posted:

So, this is a thing.




My train of thought when looking at this:

"Who the gently caress is Nadya Suleman? Wait..... Oh. Oh dear."

Bugblatter
Aug 4, 2003

AndyP posted:

My train of thought when looking at this:

"Who the gently caress is Nadya Suleman? Wait..... Oh. Oh dear."

My inner monologue had the exact same progression.

Haha. According to imdb, she has a Camera Operator credit on this film.

Bugblatter fucked around with this message at 05:19 on May 5, 2012

CantDecideOnAName
Jan 1, 2012

And I understand if you ask
Was this life,
was this all?

Vagabundo posted:

She ought to know, she had eight of them in there at one time.

Holy poo poo, I thought this was a joking reference to how she looks like Octomom.

Oh dear. :(

LARGE THE HEAD
Sep 1, 2009

"Competitive greatness is when you play your best against the best."

"Learn as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow."

--John Wooden
But does she masturbate on camera in the movie?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Is this the porn movie she's doing?
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/05/octomom-porn-shoot-lingerie-pictures/

:nms:

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011

Cartoon Man posted:

Is this the porn movie she's doing?
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/05/octomom-porn-shoot-lingerie-pictures/

:nms:

No, apparently they're two separate films.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2081314/

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Vagabundo posted:

She ought to know, she had eight of them in there at one time.
After eight in one go previously, evil won't be born so much as bungee jump out.

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Vintersorg posted:

Hahaha, that's brilliant and terrible.

Now is it me or does something seem off with Xzibits body/head?



You know what it is? Look at the collar/neck on Xzibit and then look at where his shoulder is. They extended/moved his neck or head because he's 5'10 to the Rock's 6'5

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
It's because the top of his skull looks like a skull helmet that's shifted a bit to (our) left.

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?


Someone is about to shoot themself in the head.


I like this poster.


But it looks like Lionsgate got lazy and rearranged this poster

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Slasherfan posted:

I like this poster.

Cool concept (or at least neat visuals), but the "Based on a True Story" bullshit + generic tagline make it pretty dull/uninteresting in the end. Also, they need to stop using loving Trajan in every horror movie poster.

e: Same goes with Trajan and the Drag Me to Hell poster.

Abner Assington fucked around with this message at 20:45 on May 5, 2012

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Based on a true story that someone told the screenwriter in a bar.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken

Slasherfan posted:



Someone is about to shoot themself in the head.


What the hell happened to Ewen McGregor's head?

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Slasherfan posted:




I thought Michael Douglas had cancer, not a stroke.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Someone needs to pull another Fargo and make a completely fictional movie with "this is a true story" tagline. Even better, put poo poo that can not possibly happen in real life, like Elvis and the Village People fighting aliens with ray guns. Just go so over the top with it.

\/\/\/ Yes. Yes. Nick Fury exists and he's out to protect all of us.

Young Freud fucked around with this message at 22:32 on May 5, 2012

Eararaldor
Jul 30, 2007
Fanboys, ruining gaming since the 1980's

Young Freud posted:

Someone needs to pull another Fargo and make a completely fictional movie with "this is a true story" tagline. Even better, put poo poo that can not possibly happen in real life, like Elvis and the Village People fighting aliens with ray guns. Just go so over the top with it.

gently caress it, just put it in front of The Avengers.

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

Young Freud posted:

Someone needs to pull another Fargo and make a completely fictional movie with "this is a true story" tagline. Even better, put poo poo that can not possibly happen in real life, like Elvis and the Village People fighting aliens with ray guns. Just go so over the top with it.

\/\/\/ Yes. Yes. Nick Fury exists and he's out to protect all of us.

Have you ever seen Return of the Living Dead? You might find parts of it interesting...

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Alberto Basalm posted:

Have you ever seen Return of the Living Dead? You might find parts of it interesting...



Dan O'Bannon was such a magnificent bastard.

But really, this "based/inspired by true story" has gotten really annoying recently. See The Strangers where the inspiration was the screenwriter getting scared by some mask kids outside his window or some bullshit.

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

Young Freud posted:

Dan O'Bannon was such a magnificent bastard.

But really, this "based/inspired by true story" has gotten really annoying recently. See The Strangers where the inspiration was the screenwriter getting scared by some mask kids outside his window or some bullshit.

I thought The Strangers was partially inspired by the Manson killings?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

User-Friendly posted:

I thought The Strangers was partially inspired by the Manson killings?

That's about as much of a stretch.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Slasherfan posted:



Someone is about to shoot themself in the head.

Us Americans get a much better version, thank the lord.



Though, if it was based off of the posters it'd be even better.

Jasta
Apr 13, 2012

Fayez Butts posted:



I really like that one. I could actually see myself hanging it on my wall. The DVD cover, not so much.

Jack Does Jihad
Jun 18, 2003

Yeah, this is just right. Has a nice feel, too.

Jasta posted:

I really like that one. I could actually see myself hanging it on my wall.

I am distinctly reminded of the poster for Blow-Up.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I saw Haywire and it is such a weirdly made movie I want someones opinion. Did anyone like it?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

oldpainless posted:

I saw Haywire and it is such a weirdly made movie I want someones opinion. Did anyone like it?

I thought Gina Carano was loving hot in it and the fight scenes owned, but besides that, there wasn't much there.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Just literally got done watching it and I really enjoyed it. But yeah, the plot is pretty funky and kinda rough

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I kept expecting the kid she tells the story to to bust some moves in a fight sequence somewhere because he was also in Forbidden Kingdom with Jackie Chan and Jet Li as the chosen one white boy learning martial arts.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Slasherfan posted:

I like this poster.


But it looks like Lionsgate got lazy and rearranged this poster



My first thought was they're ripping off this:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Maybe this remark is a little outdated but that's not generally the sort of picture I expect next to the words "Nintendo DS."

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DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

User-Friendly posted:

I thought The Strangers was partially inspired by the Manson killings?

I'd heard it was based partly on this story http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Keddie_Murders - as well as the experience the director had as a kid.

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