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Landmark Gay Rights Cases in US History has its moments. I keep laughing at Big human being Dave vs. United States
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I don't believe this has been posted yet: Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database
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# ? Jul 4, 2012 00:44 |
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By the time I got to the end of the article, I was laughing pretty hard. I ended up waking up my roommate. Bored Entertainment Media Decides To Go After Ray Liotta With All They've Got Cattywampus has a new favorite as of 02:09 on Jul 4, 2012 |
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New Study Finds 85% Of Americans Don't Know All The Dance Moves To National Anthem
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# ? Jul 4, 2012 23:14 |
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Economically Healthy 'Daily Planet' Now Most Unrealistic Part Of Superman Universe
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# ? Jul 9, 2012 19:28 |
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My facial expression was for the whole thing: Keith Richards' Housekeeper Has Braced Herself For Finding Dead Body Every Morning Since 1976
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# ? Jul 9, 2012 23:36 |
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New Ad Urges Hipsters to Go to Applebees Ironically I love the CHICKEN STRIP EXPLOSION.
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# ? Jul 10, 2012 00:42 |
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Death Star To Open Day Care Center http://www.theonion.com/articles/death-star-to-open-day-care-center,19913/ One of my favorites from back in the day. Been looking for it for a while.
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# ? Jul 10, 2012 01:22 |
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Bill Watterson Writes, Illustrates, Shreds New 'Calvin And Hobbes' Strip Each Morning Out Of Spite This makes me laugh and feel sad at the same time.
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 08:38 |
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Oh, this is so good I had to share. Comic-Con Once Again Marred By Increasingly Popular Bully-Con A Bully-Con panel discussion featuring three bullying legends.
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 09:11 |
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I saw this first in college around the time it came out on my Professor's office door. It's easily one of my favorite articles. New Roommate Hopes Five-Hour Fuckfest Didn't Keep You Up The Onion posted:Confessing that the fuckfest had taken a considerable toll on his body, Penderman voiced numerous complaints ranging from aching arms to chafed knees to a sore penis. Penderman went on to explain that the reason his penis was so sore was because it had repeatedly entered and exited a female vagina the night before.
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 17:39 |
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Gils posted:New Ad Urges Hipsters to Go to Applebees Ironically Is this on youtube or something because I saw this on my facebook feed 2 weeks ago and couldn't get the link to work. I googled it and couldn't get the link to work, this link doesn't work. I clicked on it from their website and the link doesn't work. It all just goes to a blank white page. I wanna see this!
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Volume posted:Is this on youtube or something because I saw this on my facebook feed 2 weeks ago and couldn't get the link to work. I googled it and couldn't get the link to work, this link doesn't work. I clicked on it from their website and the link doesn't work. It all just goes to a blank white page. That link works for me. Clear your cache, maybe?
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 18:38 |
Daniel Tosh Chuckles Through Own Violent Rape
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 22:58 |
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Tea Party Congressman Calls For Tax Breaks To Put Out Raging Wildfire In District
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 23:50 |
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-antiabortion-pill-kills-mother-leaves-fetus-al,1955/ New 'Anti-Abortion Pill' Kills Mother, Leaves Fetus Alive
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 23:55 |
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San Diego Zoo, Prison MergeThe Onion posted:The complex will reportedly also feature a number of "Scared Straight" talks each week, during which young visitors will simultaneously learn about the dangers of breaking the law, as well as what happens when a male lowland gorilla suddenly feels threatened.
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# ? Jul 13, 2012 00:09 |
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This http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-gay-best-friend-go-on-another-one-of-their-l,28591/ is basically a nicer version of this http://www.theonion.com/articles/gay-man-unattractive-woman-form-tight-bond,70/
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# ? Jul 13, 2012 06:06 |
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Creepy Fan In Bleachers Watching You More Than Game
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# ? Jul 13, 2012 18:05 |
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HP "On That Cloud Thing That Everyone Else Is Talking About"
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# ? Jul 17, 2012 21:56 |
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Oh god that's fantastic. "And how much space will users have on your cloud?" "One thousand." Mosquitoes Don't Even Need To Bite Us, Study Shows
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# ? Jul 18, 2012 22:12 |
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The newsticker for that clip included "Andy Dick To Play A Drug-Addicted Pervert In New Reality Show." Another kick to the Dick!
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# ? Jul 18, 2012 23:21 |
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Republicans, Leukemia Team Up To Repeal Health Care Law
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# ? Jul 19, 2012 00:12 |
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This is so good. The guy in the HP Cloud commercial looks familiar but I can't place him. "We have 4G, 5G, 6G, all the Gs." New Apple CEO Tim Cook: 'I'm Thinking Printers'
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# ? Jul 19, 2012 07:44 |
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Oh my god 'You Will Die Someday And It Will Be Sad,' All Man Thinking During Dinner With Parents
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# ? Jul 19, 2012 16:21 |
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:Oh my god That's just MEAN is what that is
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# ? Jul 19, 2012 16:34 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0App7QizQCU This might be the best thing the onion has done yet, the natural ending point of reality tv. Part two is even more awkward.
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# ? Jul 19, 2012 19:52 |
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voting third party posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0App7QizQCU Jesus Christ, these are funny.
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# ? Jul 19, 2012 21:13 |
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Kevin Youkilis Takes Out Full-Page Ad In 'Juggs' To Thank All The Trim In Boston
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# ? Jul 19, 2012 21:51 |
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voting third party posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0App7QizQCU I came to post this. The Onion's been doing a couple videos of late that are less news-based and more parody of TV and Youtube stuff. Sex House is a favorite of mine already, but it'd be wrong not to appreciate Lake Dredge Appraisal, where part of the video making process I think included recording the video on a fifteen year old VHS that used to have a TV-recorded edit of Star Wars on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTifcI4A0jM Cleretic has a new favorite as of 04:34 on Jul 20, 2012 |
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:Oh my god Yeah I actually felt sad when I read that.
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# ? Jul 20, 2012 08:44 |
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Cleretic posted:I came to post this. The Onion's been doing a couple videos of late that are less news-based and more parody of TV and Youtube stuff. Sex House is a favorite of mine already, but it'd be wrong not to appreciate Lake Dredge Appraisal, where part of the video making process I think included recording the video on a fifteen year old VHS that used to have a TV-recorded edit of Star Wars on it. I'm crying.
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# ? Jul 20, 2012 09:02 |
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:Oh my god Reminds me of this oldie but goodie - Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die.
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# ? Jul 20, 2012 10:44 |
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voting third party posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0App7QizQCU I usually skip over the videos The Onion posts, but these are perfect. "I'm trying to figure out who else in the house is gay so I can have sex with them... but it doesn't seem like anyone is."
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# ? Jul 20, 2012 14:26 |
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Sex House is hilarious, and we oddly compelling. "You should probably try to pee."
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# ? Jul 20, 2012 15:52 |
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voting third party posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0App7QizQCU Yeah, this is fantastic. I love the delivery of this quote toward the end of part 1 (~7:44): quote:I think the fact that we're getting a stipend to have sex with each other might violate state law.
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# ? Jul 20, 2012 16:02 |
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Derek is freaking hilarious.
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# ? Jul 20, 2012 18:36 |
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As a bears fan, this cut deep because it's so true. Matt Forte Suffers Career-Ending Contract With Chicago Bears Edit: And the Onion still refuses to accept that it's ever too soon. Sadly, Nation Knows Exactly How Colorado Shooting's Aftermath Will Play Out Ride The Gravitron has a new favorite as of 21:44 on Jul 20, 2012 |
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DarkCrawler posted:Derek is freaking hilarious. I was hoping he would get laid with Frank, but I was pleasantly surprised.
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