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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Leon Einstein posted:

It adds over $300 on every saw that uses it though, and that's why there is so much resistance to adding them on all saws.

Keep the government out of my wood saw! Ron Paul 2012

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Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
I just saw an ad for Liquid Plumber Dual Action. It was set up like a DP porno. One woman, two plumbers, cheesy dialogue, the works. It ended with her basically cumming in the cleaning aisle, and one of the plumbers was a deli guy suggestively moving the slicer. :psyduck:

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Schubalts posted:

I just saw an ad for Liquid Plumber Dual Action. It was set up like a DP porno. One woman, two plumbers, cheesy dialogue, the works. It ended with her basically cumming in the cleaning aisle, and one of the plumbers was a deli guy suggestively moving the slicer. :psyduck:

I think you're in the wrong thread good sir.

http://lezgetreal.com/2012/02/one-million-moms-upset-over-racy-liquid-plumr-commercial/

anything that can piss off "One Million Moms" is okay in my book.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Schubalts posted:

I just saw an ad for Liquid Plumber Dual Action. It was set up like a DP porno. One woman, two plumbers, cheesy dialogue, the works. It ended with her basically cumming in the cleaning aisle, and one of the plumbers was a deli guy suggestively moving the slicer. :psyduck:

And the other guy is a produce worker holding melons.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

FuzzySkinner posted:

I think you're in the wrong thread good sir.

http://lezgetreal.com/2012/02/one-million-moms-upset-over-racy-liquid-plumr-commercial/

anything that can piss off "One Million Moms" is okay in my book.

Yes, this commercial hits all the right buttons. Also, so meta it hurts.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


skaboomizzy posted:

Someone re-imagined some NFL unis as soccer jerseys and the results were pretty interesting.

Clever use of Heinz for the Steelers jersey.

Schubalts posted:

I just saw an ad for Liquid Plumber Dual Action. It was set up like a DP porno. One woman, two plumbers, cheesy dialogue, the works. It ended with her basically cumming in the cleaning aisle, and one of the plumbers was a deli guy suggestively moving the slicer. :psyduck:

Holy poo poo that commercial is amazing. I can only imagine the lightbulb that appeared over some ad guy's head the moment he read the words "Double Impact."

raditts fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Aug 28, 2012

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

The "Summer Savin'" Grease parody on the Nissan ads needs to stop right the gently caress now.

I will be painfully honest and expose my male pigdom and say that I kind of watch the commercial really closely because I can't quite tell if the chick with the grey and pink striped shirt at the beginning has big boobs or not.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Schubalts posted:

I just saw an ad for Liquid Plumber Dual Action. It was set up like a DP porno. One woman, two plumbers, cheesy dialogue, the works. It ended with her basically cumming in the cleaning aisle, and one of the plumbers was a deli guy suggestively moving the slicer. :psyduck:

I love that commercial for some reason. I've taken to randomly texting one of my friends with "I'm here to snake the drain."

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
I really am getting annoyed by the Taco Bell cantina bowl ads with the chef making some bowl meal that totally isn't a thinly veiled attempt to compete with Chipotle and Qdoba.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


constantIllusion posted:

I really am getting annoyed by the Taco Bell cantina bowl ads with the chef making some bowl meal that totally isn't a thinly veiled attempt to compete with Chipotle and Qdoba.

Its not thinly veiled. That's the entire point.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwdAiVGdLjw

Why does the Nerf Performance Institute look like the set of American Gladiators circa 1988?

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

raditts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwdAiVGdLjw

Why does the Nerf Performance Institute look like the set of American Gladiators circa 1988?

What else would it look like?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







I was just joking with a friend a few months ago that with realtime digital displays being as seamless as they are now, when is someone going to take the next step and have ads floating directly over the players' heads during big game moments. "This amazing score brought to you by Quiznos! Mmm mmm mmmmm mmm mm, touchdown!" Guess I wasn't too far off the mark.

:cripes:

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Those two girls in the new Carl's Jr. ad look about fourteen years old.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Cup of Hemlock posted:

Those two girls in the new Carl's Jr. ad look about fourteen years old.

Also they continue their trend of making burgers look completely gross.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
that goddamned pedo looking guy singing about denim with the stop motion animation kids for target will be the death of me

mearn
Aug 2, 2011

Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yRPJaxXess

I wouldn't say I hate this ad, but it definitely made me do a double take and rewind my DVR when I saw two beaver puppets singing about snuff.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
gently caress TriValGo for using that same drat lovely, slightly-creepy, whistling-song tune that the old Enzyte commercials used.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


mearn posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yRPJaxXess

I wouldn't say I hate this ad, but it definitely made me do a double take and rewind my DVR when I saw two beaver puppets singing about snuff.

Wait, what the gently caress is the product? I thought snuff was just another word for a kind of tobacco product but then at the end they state its "tobacco free."

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

DrBouvenstein posted:

gently caress TriValGo for using that same drat lovely, slightly-creepy, whistling-song tune that the old Enzyte commercials used.

Speaking of, I haven't seen any commercial for these or Extenze in a while. I guess we're all satisfied with the sizes of our dicks now.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

The SituAsian posted:

Speaking of, I haven't seen any commercial for these or Extenze in a while. I guess we're all satisfied with the sizes of our dicks now.

Didn't they get sued off of tv finally since the product is bullshit?

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

The SituAsian posted:

Speaking of, I haven't seen any commercial for these or Extenze in a while. I guess we're all satisfied with the sizes of our dicks now.

Didn't the actor who played "Smiling Bob" mysteriously disappeared after a fishing trip?

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Rhyno posted:

Didn't they get sued off of tv finally since the product is bullshit?
I thought that was Enzyte.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I believe Enzyte got in trouble because of their shady charging practices more than the actual product.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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I'm pretty sure they're using the Enzyte whistling theme for another commercial, which is...jarring, to say the least. It's something completely unrelated, like insurance, I think. It's probably one of those stock tunes that's free to use for anything, but it's just weird to hear it out of "context" when it was so known as the dickpill theme for such a long time.

e:

DrBouvenstein posted:

You don't say...

Oh hey. Somehow missed that. Am bad at read.

QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Sep 1, 2012

SamBishop
Jan 10, 2003

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I'm pretty sure they're using the Enzyte whistling theme for another commercial, which is...jarring, to say the least. It's something completely unrelated, like insurance, I think. It's probably one of those stock tunes that's free to use for anything, but it's just weird to hear it out of "context" when it was so known as the dickpill theme for such a long time.

Yeah, that's exactly it.

It's a royalty-free song bit that's been used in a few places, but it was the fact that those commercials absolutely swamped the airwaves (sometimes twice in a row) that it became essentially "their" jingle. On the one hand, that's probably one of the most effective uses of something that costs very little I've seen in advertising, but on the other, it's now synonymous with Tiny Penis Pills, so anyone else using it is going to have combat that association or surf the wave of recognition until it's been replaced in the collective consciousness.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I'm pretty sure they're using the Enzyte whistling theme for another commercial, which is...jarring, to say the least. It's something completely unrelated, like insurance, I think. It's probably one of those stock tunes that's free to use for anything, but it's just weird to hear it out of "context" when it was so known as the dickpill theme for such a long time.

You don't say...

DrBouvenstein posted:

gently caress TriValGo for using that same drat lovely, slightly-creepy, whistling-song tune that the old Enzyte commercials used.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

raditts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwdAiVGdLjw

Why does the Nerf Performance Institute look like the set of American Gladiators circa 1988?

To be fair, what else could that set possibly be used for?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Vicas posted:

To be fair, what else could that set possibly be used for?

VR Missions?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Axe actually makes a good commercial? :psyduck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX5PsV2uMVg

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.
Fight my monster! Fight my monster! Fight my monster! Fight my moooooooonster!

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I'm pretty sure they're using the Enzyte whistling theme for another commercial, which is...jarring, to say the least. It's something completely unrelated, like insurance, I think. It's probably one of those stock tunes that's free to use for anything, but it's just weird to hear it out of "context" when it was so known as the dickpill theme for such a long time.

It's called "Ginger Snaps" and there are actually a couple other public-domain songs that were used in those commercials that are and were used in several other commercials, but that one is the most recognizable for obvious reasons.

raditts fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Sep 1, 2012

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I remember when that Internet rumor was floating about that Bob the Enzyte guy was dead irl. I never found out if it was true or not. Basic google fu can't confirm one way or the other.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


It didn't help that the ads were so ubiquitous and constantly coming out with new ones and then all of a sudden came to a screeching halt. Then any new ads just used old footage with new voice over. Somebody should write in to Snopes about it.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

I love that one.

Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to
Wow that Axe commercial is amazing.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Rhyno posted:

I love that one.

Now if Axe itself didn't smell like herb-steeped skunk spray, I'd actually consider purchasing it due to that excellent ad.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


A really stupid thing about this Galaxy S III commercial is that they make a big deal about putting phone stuff on a TV without a "dongle" but the small print on the screen says you still need extra equipment.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011


Preying on people's lack of self confidence by offering a magical cure-all for attracting girls?

Why Axe, I never thought you'd be so direct. :allears:

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

McSpanky posted:

Now if Axe itself didn't smell like herb-steeped skunk spray, I'd actually consider purchasing it due to that excellent ad.

A few years ago they introduced a new line of body washes and I signed up to be a tester and I was actually selected. They sent me a case with 4 bottles of each variety and yeah, all four scents were pretty bad. The nice thing is about 2 weeks into it the product hit retail and since my bottles were retail product I was able to exchange all of it at Wal-mart of the Phoenix scent (the only one that doesn't smell like total rear end).

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