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Leon Einstein posted:It adds over $300 on every saw that uses it though, and that's why there is so much resistance to adding them on all saws. Keep the government out of my wood saw! Ron Paul 2012
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 10:27 |
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I just saw an ad for Liquid Plumber Dual Action. It was set up like a DP porno. One woman, two plumbers, cheesy dialogue, the works. It ended with her basically cumming in the cleaning aisle, and one of the plumbers was a deli guy suggestively moving the slicer.
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 17:04 |
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Schubalts posted:I just saw an ad for Liquid Plumber Dual Action. It was set up like a DP porno. One woman, two plumbers, cheesy dialogue, the works. It ended with her basically cumming in the cleaning aisle, and one of the plumbers was a deli guy suggestively moving the slicer. I think you're in the wrong thread good sir. http://lezgetreal.com/2012/02/one-million-moms-upset-over-racy-liquid-plumr-commercial/ anything that can piss off "One Million Moms" is okay in my book.
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 17:51 |
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Schubalts posted:I just saw an ad for Liquid Plumber Dual Action. It was set up like a DP porno. One woman, two plumbers, cheesy dialogue, the works. It ended with her basically cumming in the cleaning aisle, and one of the plumbers was a deli guy suggestively moving the slicer. And the other guy is a produce worker holding melons.
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 19:47 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:I think you're in the wrong thread good sir. Yes, this commercial hits all the right buttons. Also, so meta it hurts.
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 20:01 |
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skaboomizzy posted:Someone re-imagined some NFL unis as soccer jerseys and the results were pretty interesting. Clever use of Heinz for the Steelers jersey. Schubalts posted:I just saw an ad for Liquid Plumber Dual Action. It was set up like a DP porno. One woman, two plumbers, cheesy dialogue, the works. It ended with her basically cumming in the cleaning aisle, and one of the plumbers was a deli guy suggestively moving the slicer. Holy poo poo that commercial is amazing. I can only imagine the lightbulb that appeared over some ad guy's head the moment he read the words "Double Impact." raditts fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Aug 28, 2012 |
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:The "Summer Savin'" Grease parody on the Nissan ads needs to stop right the gently caress now. I will be painfully honest and expose my male pigdom and say that I kind of watch the commercial really closely because I can't quite tell if the chick with the grey and pink striped shirt at the beginning has big boobs or not.
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 20:48 |
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Schubalts posted:I just saw an ad for Liquid Plumber Dual Action. It was set up like a DP porno. One woman, two plumbers, cheesy dialogue, the works. It ended with her basically cumming in the cleaning aisle, and one of the plumbers was a deli guy suggestively moving the slicer. I love that commercial for some reason. I've taken to randomly texting one of my friends with "I'm here to snake the drain."
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 21:19 |
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I really am getting annoyed by the Taco Bell cantina bowl ads with the chef making some bowl meal that totally isn't a thinly veiled attempt to compete with Chipotle and Qdoba.
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# ? Aug 29, 2012 00:01 |
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constantIllusion posted:I really am getting annoyed by the Taco Bell cantina bowl ads with the chef making some bowl meal that totally isn't a thinly veiled attempt to compete with Chipotle and Qdoba. Its not thinly veiled. That's the entire point.
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# ? Aug 29, 2012 00:13 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwdAiVGdLjw Why does the Nerf Performance Institute look like the set of American Gladiators circa 1988?
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# ? Aug 30, 2012 18:31 |
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raditts posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwdAiVGdLjw What else would it look like?
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 04:40 |
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Farbtoner posted:So, now they're digitally superimposing ads on the football field. I was just joking with a friend a few months ago that with realtime digital displays being as seamless as they are now, when is someone going to take the next step and have ads floating directly over the players' heads during big game moments. "This amazing score brought to you by Quiznos! Mmm mmm mmmmm mmm mm, touchdown!" Guess I wasn't too far off the mark.
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 05:43 |
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Those two girls in the new Carl's Jr. ad look about fourteen years old.
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 06:14 |
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Cup of Hemlock posted:Those two girls in the new Carl's Jr. ad look about fourteen years old. Also they continue their trend of making burgers look completely gross.
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 12:38 |
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that goddamned pedo looking guy singing about denim with the stop motion animation kids for target will be the death of me
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 16:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yRPJaxXess I wouldn't say I hate this ad, but it definitely made me do a double take and rewind my DVR when I saw two beaver puppets singing about snuff.
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 18:14 |
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gently caress TriValGo for using that same drat lovely, slightly-creepy, whistling-song tune that the old Enzyte commercials used.
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 18:33 |
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mearn posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yRPJaxXess Wait, what the gently caress is the product? I thought snuff was just another word for a kind of tobacco product but then at the end they state its "tobacco free."
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 20:23 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:gently caress TriValGo for using that same drat lovely, slightly-creepy, whistling-song tune that the old Enzyte commercials used. Speaking of, I haven't seen any commercial for these or Extenze in a while. I guess we're all satisfied with the sizes of our dicks now.
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 20:40 |
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The SituAsian posted:Speaking of, I haven't seen any commercial for these or Extenze in a while. I guess we're all satisfied with the sizes of our dicks now. Didn't they get sued off of tv finally since the product is bullshit?
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 20:47 |
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The SituAsian posted:Speaking of, I haven't seen any commercial for these or Extenze in a while. I guess we're all satisfied with the sizes of our dicks now. Didn't the actor who played "Smiling Bob" mysteriously disappeared after a fishing trip?
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 21:59 |
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Rhyno posted:Didn't they get sued off of tv finally since the product is bullshit?
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# ? Aug 31, 2012 23:16 |
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I believe Enzyte got in trouble because of their shady charging practices more than the actual product.
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 00:20 |
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I'm pretty sure they're using the Enzyte whistling theme for another commercial, which is...jarring, to say the least. It's something completely unrelated, like insurance, I think. It's probably one of those stock tunes that's free to use for anything, but it's just weird to hear it out of "context" when it was so known as the dickpill theme for such a long time. e: DrBouvenstein posted:You don't say... Oh hey. Somehow missed that. Am bad at read. QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Sep 1, 2012 |
# ? Sep 1, 2012 00:41 |
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:I'm pretty sure they're using the Enzyte whistling theme for another commercial, which is...jarring, to say the least. It's something completely unrelated, like insurance, I think. It's probably one of those stock tunes that's free to use for anything, but it's just weird to hear it out of "context" when it was so known as the dickpill theme for such a long time. Yeah, that's exactly it. It's a royalty-free song bit that's been used in a few places, but it was the fact that those commercials absolutely swamped the airwaves (sometimes twice in a row) that it became essentially "their" jingle. On the one hand, that's probably one of the most effective uses of something that costs very little I've seen in advertising, but on the other, it's now synonymous with Tiny Penis Pills, so anyone else using it is going to have combat that association or surf the wave of recognition until it's been replaced in the collective consciousness.
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 01:07 |
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:I'm pretty sure they're using the Enzyte whistling theme for another commercial, which is...jarring, to say the least. It's something completely unrelated, like insurance, I think. It's probably one of those stock tunes that's free to use for anything, but it's just weird to hear it out of "context" when it was so known as the dickpill theme for such a long time. You don't say... DrBouvenstein posted:gently caress TriValGo for using that same drat lovely, slightly-creepy, whistling-song tune that the old Enzyte commercials used.
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 01:17 |
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raditts posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwdAiVGdLjw To be fair, what else could that set possibly be used for?
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 01:48 |
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Vicas posted:To be fair, what else could that set possibly be used for? VR Missions?
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 01:51 |
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Axe actually makes a good commercial? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX5PsV2uMVg
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 01:56 |
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Fight my monster! Fight my monster! Fight my monster! Fight my moooooooonster!
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 02:33 |
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:I'm pretty sure they're using the Enzyte whistling theme for another commercial, which is...jarring, to say the least. It's something completely unrelated, like insurance, I think. It's probably one of those stock tunes that's free to use for anything, but it's just weird to hear it out of "context" when it was so known as the dickpill theme for such a long time. It's called "Ginger Snaps" and there are actually a couple other public-domain songs that were used in those commercials that are and were used in several other commercials, but that one is the most recognizable for obvious reasons. raditts fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Sep 1, 2012 |
# ? Sep 1, 2012 04:58 |
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I remember when that Internet rumor was floating about that Bob the Enzyte guy was dead irl. I never found out if it was true or not. Basic google fu can't confirm one way or the other.
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 05:06 |
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It didn't help that the ads were so ubiquitous and constantly coming out with new ones and then all of a sudden came to a screeching halt. Then any new ads just used old footage with new voice over. Somebody should write in to Snopes about it.
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 05:27 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Axe actually makes a good commercial? I love that one.
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 06:31 |
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Wow that Axe commercial is amazing.
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 08:20 |
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Rhyno posted:I love that one. Now if Axe itself didn't smell like herb-steeped skunk spray, I'd actually consider purchasing it due to that excellent ad.
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# ? Sep 1, 2012 09:03 |
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A really stupid thing about this Galaxy S III commercial is that they make a big deal about putting phone stuff on a TV without a "dongle" but the small print on the screen says you still need extra equipment.
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# ? Sep 2, 2012 00:34 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Axe actually makes a good commercial? Preying on people's lack of self confidence by offering a magical cure-all for attracting girls? Why Axe, I never thought you'd be so direct.
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# ? Sep 2, 2012 01:18 |
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McSpanky posted:Now if Axe itself didn't smell like herb-steeped skunk spray, I'd actually consider purchasing it due to that excellent ad. A few years ago they introduced a new line of body washes and I signed up to be a tester and I was actually selected. They sent me a case with 4 bottles of each variety and yeah, all four scents were pretty bad. The nice thing is about 2 weeks into it the product hit retail and since my bottles were retail product I was able to exchange all of it at Wal-mart of the Phoenix scent (the only one that doesn't smell like total rear end).
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# ? Sep 2, 2012 05:11 |