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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Punk working people on twitter

quote:

CM Punk ‏@CMPunk
Suckers. Was a chest X-ray for a physical so I can go up in an F-18. Remember who pulls the strings. #BITW

:allears:

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hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Germ Incubator posted:

omg no.... No!



Good to see Raffi Torres keeping himself busy during the lockout.

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

He's wearing a mask right?

Those eyes look so dead.

Yeah, that's weird, they look like claymation eyes.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Sheamus just deleted all this (bottom up).



And Wade's response?

@WadeBarrett posted:

@WWESheamus hold on, Puddles, yesterday's lockerroom flood didn't have anything to do with you and your pre-match pint did it?? #WasntWater

The illiteracy level of @WWESheamus fans has to be the highest I have encountered since arriving in WWE. Please stop tweeting me.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.
:master: ?

Also a little unsure about how I feel about the Single White Shemale thing.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Puddles. Nice.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
It's nice to know that Sheamus not being funny isn't really due to the writers.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Suben posted:

It's nice to know that Sheamus not being funny isn't really due to the writers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GaLphemzM8

:colbert:

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

My new favourite twitter.

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON

Big Sexy, The Giant Killer rules.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

I didn't expect this to be funny but it actually is.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

I didn't expect this to be funny but it actually is.

There's another related one

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

I didn't expect this to be funny but it actually is.

This one made me laugh: "I don't care if there's 200 kids in the crowd, I'm doing this for the two REAL fans up the back who have been booing the Babyfaces all night "

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
I want to see a springboard STO now. :(

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Bocc Kob posted:

I want to see a springboard STO now. :(

I've spent a good 10 minutes trying to picture how this would work and all I get is a glorified clothesline.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
Sheamus ‏@WWESheamus
Meself & @JohnCena shared a heavy load tonight... @HEELZiggler & @WWETheBigShow see yourselves out lads #TLC

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Matlock posted:

Sheamus ‏@WWESheamus
Meself & @JohnCena shared a heavy load tonight... @HEELZiggler & @WWETheBigShow see yourselves out lads #TLC

Hahaha no way.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAYcR8w_tE

Also CM Punk got #SaveColtsFinger up to the top spot on twitter by starting a Q&A.

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Dec 1, 2012

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



It's like a cross between that and Pale Force.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

njsykora posted:

I've spent a good 10 minutes trying to picture how this would work and all I get is a glorified clothesline.

watch more CZW.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Watch more "most indies". If you see a guy wrestling in basketball shorts, you're on the right track to see a springboard STO, double senton, badly-performed tombstone piledrivers by a guy in a hockey mask...

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

VogeGandire posted:

Watch more "most indies". If you see a guy wrestling in basketball shorts,

Like this guy on the left?



(I'd say you're probably more in the right direction if you see those baggy trashbag pants)

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


VogeGandire posted:

Watch more "most indies". If you see a guy wrestling in basketball shorts, you're on the right track to see a springboard STO, double senton, badly-performed tombstone piledrivers by a guy in a hockey mask...

But Sugar Dunkerton doesn't do any of those things.

coconono posted:

watch more CZW.

I tend to not watch any CZW that doesn't involve Sami Callahan.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Punks basketball/boxing shorts were definitely indie as gently caress.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Moving this back to Twitter, Wade and Justin are arguing about rugby.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

njsykora posted:

Moving this back to Twitter, Wade and Justin are arguing about rugby.



Antonio needs to weigh in on this, what with him totally being an ex-rugby player.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
I thought this was cute.

Tommy Dreamer posted:

I can't sleep I think insomnia is a wrestler thing Life on the road.

William Regal posted:

Try drinking a cup of warm milk. It won't work but you can have some cookies with it and it will cheer you up.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I want to have cookies and milk with William Regal :3:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Dave Meltzer posted:

Lance Storm is watching the 1974 version of "The Wrestler" as we speak.

Anyone know where to get a DVD of Slapshot?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

(Read from bottom up)



So Cena apparently bitched out Tyler Reks.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

VogeGandire posted:

So Cena apparently bitched out Tyler Reks.

1. It's not Cena's job to watch Tyler Reks matches.
2. I agree that it's always dorky to claim ownership of moves but
3. If you have ever seen Rek's "Burning Hammer" it's not a Burning Hammer. It's a reverse Attitude Adjustment. If you don't understand, calling Rek's move the Burning Hammer is like calling Cena's move a Death Valley Driver.

I'm not saying Cena was in the right because again, claiming ownership to a wrestling move is stupid. Especially a move you don't actually use.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

1. It's not Cena's job to watch Tyler Reks matches.
2. I agree that it's always dorky to claim ownership of moves but
3. If you have ever seen Rek's "Burning Hammer" it's not a Burning Hammer. It's a reverse Attitude Adjustment. If you don't understand, calling Rek's move the Burning Hammer is like calling Cena's move a Death Valley Driver.

I'm not saying Cena was in the right because again, claiming ownership to a wrestling move is stupid. Especially a move you don't actually use.
Reks' move at least looks like it can put someone down instead of being a slightly elevated Fireman's Carry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2yAg2sAsrc
If anything it's almost a Torture Rack F5.

And it took him 8 months to take Reks aside too.

Perigryn fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Dec 3, 2012

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Perigryn posted:

Reks' move at least looks like it can put someone down instead of being a slightly elevated Fireman's Carry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2bbUfIkVN0

The only thing making that look good is Master's drunk selling. Don't see how that's any more vicious than

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Jvq4Fa5zs

Then again my brain always lives in the late 90s where wrestlers actually tried to kill each other so maybe I'm just not adjusting for the times.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2bbUfIkVN0

The only thing making that look good is Master's drunk selling. Don't see how that's any more vicious than

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Jvq4Fa5zs

Then again my brain always lives in the late 90s where wrestlers actually tried to kill each other so maybe I'm just not adjusting for the times.
I know what you mean :hfive:

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Tyler Reks' real name is Gabe Tuft? It's not very often that the WWE name is leagues ahead of someone's real name.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Thunder Hammerfist posted:

Tyler Reks' real name is Gabe Tuft? It's not very often that the WWE name is leagues ahead of someone's real name.
I think he said in an interview once that "Tyler" was a name he and his gf considered for their first born.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

1. Reks' burning hammer was sloppy as hell. I'm glad someone made him stop.
2. It does kind of look like the AA. It seems like common practice for jobbers to not be doing moves that could take away from main even terms' moves. Unfair? Maybe, but that's life.
3. Cena is a vet and main eventer, so where's the line between "pushy backstage politician" and "locker room leader"? And can the guy who blames Cena for holding Alex Riley back or thinks Tyler Reks was a notable part of the roster for 8 months really manage to judge the difference?
4. I imagine taking 8 months to notice Tyler Reks put Cena ahead of the curve. Most of my memory of the guy was every six months asking if he was still employed after randomly remembering he existed. I would have been hard pressed to tell you his signature moves or gimmick.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Maybe Cena's just a Kobashi mark and was annoyed that some lovely geek was using the move, especially since he was using it poorly.

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Miles O'Brian
May 22, 2006

All we have to lose is our chains
He was pissed because it looks kinda like the Attitude Adjustment. Thats all it was.

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