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Tewratomeh posted:And "Spymate"? Seriously? Couldn't they just go all out and call it something like "James Bonobo: Secret Apegent Double-O Simian"? I laughed for like five minutes at this. Terrible puns just get me 
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I don't know if this counts as a poster, but it's pretty cool. Clicky for article.
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I was wondering if Dolph Lundgren and Viggo Mortensen had a kid somewhere, because I keep seeing either of their faces in that picture. That's a hell of a make-up job on Sharlto Copley there.
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Dillbag posted:I don't know if this counts as a poster, but it's pretty cool. Clicky for article. He's transforming into Dick Miller.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:He's transforming into Dick Miller. District 9-2.
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 Is this one of those eye trick things? Or extremely bad photoshop? I swear their faces don't belong to those bodies and it makes it oh-so-creepy, as like they will lift up revealing their robotic insides 
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Desperado Bones posted:
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Alhazred posted:That's an awkward tagline. Awkward is a very good way of describing that movie. It's really goddamn weird and acted in a way that would make a high school production blush but (I think) it's entirely on purpose.
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Dec 26, 2012 03:25
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There isn't enough tuxedo football here.
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For the purposes of comparison with the original.  I'd have thought photoshop would be used to, you know, improve how he looks in the picture. I guess it adds to the trainwreck appeal of the film.
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Dec 26, 2012 03:54
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Reminds me of a low-budget, gay romance cover.
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That looks like the cover for some lovely direct-to-betamax horror movie. Which I suppose The Room could qualify for. Edit: I just realized that now Wiseau's sex scenes are going to be in Blu-Ray definition now 
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Pesky Splinter posted:Reminds me of a low-budget, gay romance cover.
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Daeren posted:That looks like the cover for some lovely direct-to-betamax horror movie. And I'm getting it the day it comes out 
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falz posted:I haven't seen it but I think that sort of what it is, so they did a good job selling it. Oh and obviously Macauly getting hammered in the head at some point. I don't know why they have him as the victim in the theatrical poster since the guy Macauly's portraying is the murderer.
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I... I love that the Photoshop artíste just made both his eyes lazy instead of trying to fix the lazy one.
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davidspackage posted:I... I love that the Photoshop artíste just made both his eyes lazy instead of trying to fix the lazy one. At least he kept the word reflection.
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He looks like he spent the night with his head in a beehive.
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perfect time to break out my fake-criterion: the original file for this is long lost but maybe I'll remake it so you guys can print it out and replace the old cover.
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But... How did they take the top of his head off so perfectly with a hammer? 
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Young Freud posted:I don't know why they have him as the victim in the theatrical poster since the guy Macauly's portraying is the murderer. It's based off of the actual party flyer. http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/celebrity/michael_alig/4.html
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Sockser posted:Went ahead and did a quick GIS Are you sure that's the right chimp, though? Wouldn't want to get sued for using its likeness.
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mind the walrus posted:I love the people going on and on about the music and over-the-top style of a Baz Luhrman flick that's adapting a story all about partying and decadence covering emptiness. Of course it's going to cater to the modern club and pop scenes and evoke the madcap parties of today and yesteryear--aside from being great marketing at getting people into seats it might actually make one or two of them think after they see just how unhappy almost everyone in The Great Gatsby really is. Not to mention, we already had a straightforward, respectful adaptation of the source material, and it was received with a shrug. Time to go balls out.
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My favorite part is the bright white "©2001-2013 WISEAU FILMS. All Rights Reserved." standing right out from the dark background. Might as well have added COPYRITE ME DO NOT STEEL.
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I'm fairly certain Wiseau did this poster himself. The Blu-Ray cover is an amazing extension of the mind that gave us that movie, hopefully Wiseau believes he did a brilliant and subtle job. Unless it's all intentional black comedy somehow. The title's text colour stands out incredibly poorly from the image, to the point of being almost unreadable. It is the perfect criterion cover for The Room.
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scary ghost dog posted:This movie is out on VOD right now. Yeah, it showed up on Google Play just within the last few days. It supposedly still going to be released in theaters January 25th, but the Google Play advert states "see it before it hits theaters".
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HDNet Movies also had it listed for January 23rd as part of their Sneak Previews gimmick, but it's not on the site anymore.
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 Pretty much one of my favorite advertisements for a movie. Tasteful? Nope. But it tells you all you need to know about the film.
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Honey Badger posted:
It's a cool concept for sure but that blood's just flying out of thin air! Or being sprinkled out of that Hanzo sprinkler.
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I think it's more of a funny self-acknowledgment of the "fountains of blood from seemingly nowhere" criticism that gets leveled at Tarantino all the time. But cutting her way into reality sounds way cooler. Either way, seeing that ad while I drove down the street would definitely cause me to double-take.
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So are that Kubrick's notes on a proposed poster? From the dotted thing it's probably by the same illustrator as this, which I guess was preferred.  Which makes the movie look like it's about aliens.
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