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Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

The more I see of them I really think DDT Pro and Tajiri's various feds would be my favorite promotions of all time if I understood the language.

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Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

poo poo, now I want a magic lamp to summon Muta.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Jay 2K Winger posted:

poo poo, now I want a magic lamp to summon Muta.

Be careful, that version of Muta has been known to mist ladies in the crotch, causing them to give birth to presumably reptilian sumo wrestlers.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Jack Swagger Q&A! posted:

who is the most toughest contender you have ever faced.

I dunno but reading this tweet is up there

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Thauros posted:

The more I see of them I really think DDT Pro and Tajiri's various feds would be my favorite promotions of all time if I understood the language.
Trust me, it still doesn't make much goddamn sense.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

404GoonNotFound posted:

HUSTLE: The only federation where finger lasers were a legal move.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V68c3-0j6RU

I'm not familiar with HUSTLE and in this one clip it's my favorite promotion ever

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Cardboard Box posted:

I'm not familiar with HUSTLE and in this one clip it's my favorite promotion ever
Hard Gay was sent in to combat a particularly obscene dominatrix. Yes, that Hard Gay. Said Dominatrix was spat on in the crotch by Great Muta and gave birth to Akebono.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh20kkWTfQQ

HUSTLE is amazing.

RealFoxy fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Feb 8, 2013

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Big E's gal pal is also awesome.

@ReneeYoungWWE posted:

I truly believe in my heart of hearts that Mark Henry is made up of butterscotch chips. Despite his terrifying exterior. #Smackdown

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp
I'm not sure how legit this is but

@Und3rAverageJoe posted:

@GameStop @BestBuy Would either of you be interested in signing WWE superstar @BigELangston to an endorsement deal? He needs new PS3 games.

@Und3rAverageJoe posted:

@BigELangston It worked! An actual endorsement deal! Plus I'm in talks with Best Buy! I'll fax you this one to sign. pic.twitter.com/j28eKDK3



Mods, please change thread title to "Big E Langston appreciation station"

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

getitoffgetitoff posted:

I'm not sure how legit this is

You're joking, right?

nasboat
Sep 9, 2004

ahahaha, I love how it says "fine print"

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
And the CEO of Gamestop doesn't have a name.

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

BizarroAzrael posted:

And the CEO of Gamestop doesn't have a name.

His name is GameStop CEO, that's why he's the GameStop CEO. Duh.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
With that name he didn't have a lot of other options, really.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

getitoffgetitoff posted:

I'm not sure how legit this is but





Mods, please change thread title to "Big E Langston appreciation station"

Holy poo poo, this is wonderful.

MINOR CONTRACT DETAILS

FINE PRINT

Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

BizarroAzrael posted:

And the CEO of Gamestop doesn't have a name.

James Gamestop

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Carlton Banks posted:

James Gamestop
James Stoppard.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

sportsgenius86 posted:

You're joking, right?

Hey, you don't know. It has fine print and a signature, it could very well be real :frog:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

It's so close to a legit contract. Just needs to pay big e any sum, and it's legit

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

I think Big E Langston may end up the first wrestler I follow on Twitter at this rate

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

@HEELZiggler posted:

#GrammySpoilers @ZackRyder wins song of year for #Hoeski as he reaches the stage hes 'pushed' off never fistpumps again

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005


Pffft, Kane already did that to him last year.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

@WWETensai posted:

Aim higher. RT @ChazDingle33: @WWETensai you are my hero #PleaseFollowMe

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


@MachineGunKA posted:

Received to many 'mentions' to even begin to reply to all.. Thank You for the support and thank you for buying the live ippv. #NJPWichiban

I looked at his mentions when I sent my thanks last night, dude was getting nothing but love.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005


:smith: Now I'm sad.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

ahahahahaha

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Wade Barrett posted:

Met up with an old tag partner at #WWELouisville. #Pirate




quote:

Yes, all Englishmen have busted noses.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Bring back Burchill, have him in a tag team with Wade Barrett.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Gonzo McFee posted:

Bring back Burchill, have him in a tag team with Wade Barrett.
I think he's semi retired and working as a fireman. Still, we can always dream...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvwP-rux0GE

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Hi CM Punk, what do you think about current world events?

https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/301061459440463872

CM Punk will probably delete this, or not posted:

“@KeithHalladay: @CMPunk @jonodiener Ouch. That's an envelope-pushing tweet for a company employee...” Oh piss off. Pope was a nazi.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Seeing how he's telling people to unfollow him if they don't like it, I bet he keeps it.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

That CM Punk fellow sure is edgy.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


What I learned from that is that there are people who watch WWE regularly that don't know what The Pope is.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Great White Hope posted:

What I learned from that is that there are people who watch WWE regularly that don't know what The Pope is.

Hey, lay off them. Just because you watch WWE doesn't mean you also follow TNA.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Kurt Angle @RealKurtAngle
Cm Punk Should thank GOD that the Pope is a forgiving Man. Because Even the Pope Could Whip Punk's skinny rear end

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
This just turned interesting.

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Oct 30, 2009

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The Pope should ask HBK how well having God on his side worked out.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
the pope wasnt a nazi...he was in the hitler youth corps though...so technically?

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Kurt Angle @RealKurtAngle
Cm Punk Should thank GOD that the Pope is a forgiving Man. Because Even the Pope Could Whip Punk's skinny rear end

Man, Kurt sure does get hacked a lot.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

AkumaHokoru posted:

the pope wasnt a nazi...he was in the hitler youth corps though...so technically?
Let's please not discuss anything about the Pope and watch this fight unravel.

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