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Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY

paragon1 posted:

Changing my vote to El Penis Grande

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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Gorgo Primus posted:

Nah, Populism would have me putting forwards the name "President Hitler Von Lowtax" and Takanago putting forward "Juan Alfaro" or something; and generally we'd have an hour or so in IRC with the two of us coordinating ideas and timing to boot.

So you admit that you flaunted the "No legislating on IRC" rule that was put in to prevent small groups taking over entire parties? How tyrannical of you.

Ilanin
May 31, 2009

Smarter than the average Blair.
The weirdest bit about the bandwagoning going on here is the way people are jumping between bandwagons, despite the fact that changing your vote between two submissions that are both in the top 3 has (extremely close to) no effect at all. Are they that desperate to be with all the cool kids?

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Ilanin posted:

The weirdest bit about the bandwagoning going on here is the way people are jumping between bandwagons, despite the fact that changing your vote between two submissions that are both in the top 3 has (extremely close to) no effect at all. Are they that desperate to be with all the cool kids?

It's commentary about the futility of democracy, clearly.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Ilanin posted:

The weirdest bit about the bandwagoning going on here is the way people are jumping between bandwagons, despite the fact that changing your vote between two submissions that are both in the top 3 has (extremely close to) no effect at all. Are they that desperate to be with all the cool kids?

My reasoning was that, if Kyoon gains enough of a lead (it's already double the votes of the closest runner-up, at last count!), Wiz mightn't even randomize.

Or, what Pakled said.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


paragon1 posted:

Changing my vote to El Penis Grande

Has no chance of wining but voting El Penis Grande. :dong:

Cowcatcher
Dec 23, 2005

OUR PEOPLE WERE BORN OF THE SKY

paragon1 posted:

Changing my vote to El Penis Grande

what he said

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Yeah, you've convinced me. El Penis Grande is a bandwagon I can get behind. Changing my name vote.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

I don't understand these waves of votes at all.

Chickpea Roar
Jan 11, 2006

Merdre!
Voting for El Penis Grande, a Man of the People, who rose to power in a Velvet Revolution.

Cowcatcher
Dec 23, 2005

OUR PEOPLE WERE BORN OF THE SKY

QuoProQuid posted:

I don't understand these waves of votes at all.

It's p much how real politics works

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

If we hadn't reached the open spite voting before, we've hit it now.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

That was unexpected. I'm sorry, I didn't what power I had.

Magrov posted:

I'll do it. I'm at work, so there's nothing better to do. Also, it's just a bunch of :sax: votes since the last tally.

Edit/Update: Easier than I thought. Vote tally spreadsheet

Top 4 names:
Kyoon: 57 Votes
Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger: 28 Votes
Getúlio Vargas: 25 Votes
Wizardo de Paradox de Pytheid de la Creta: 20 Votes

Top 6 Backgrounds:
Leftist Author: 55 Votes
Man of the People: 34 Votes
Fortunate Son: 20 Votes
Born in the Purple: 18 Votes
Booze Baron: 12 Votes
Pop Singer: 11 Votes

Top 6 Rise to Power:
Installed by CIA: 57 Votes
Communist Rebellion: 24 Votes
Religious Appointment: 19 Votes
Bought the Elections: 15 Votes
Heir Aparent: 15 Votes
Elected as Fascist: 13 Votes

Nothing else had more than 10 votes.

This is an extremely small nitpick, but if you're basing this off of the previous tally that was posted, I noticed you included both Religious Appointment and Appointed by God, which as far as I can tell are the same thing.

quote:

Votes Rise to Power
26 Communist Rebellion
21 Religious Appointment
16 Bought the Elections
15 Heir Aparent
14 Elected as Fascist
6 Installed by CIA
4 Installed by KGB
4 Velvet Revolution
3 Hotel Corporate Buyout
2 Appointed by God
2 Military Coup
1 Elected as Socialist
1 Installed by the USSR

Anyway, thanks for doing the counting.

Hyord
Aug 24, 2011

Ilanin posted:

The weirdest bit about the bandwagoning going on here is the way people are jumping between bandwagons, despite the fact that changing your vote between two submissions that are both in the top 3 has (extremely close to) no effect at all. Are they that desperate to be with all the cool kids?

Wiz made the top 3 rule when the top 3 were closely contested.

Kyoon has an absolutely insurmountable lead at this point and as many votes as the next two competitors combined. I'm not saying he won't still stick with the random selection from the top 3 shtick, but it would make complete sense for him just to pick Kyoon at this point.

Edit: :sax:

Hyord fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Feb 25, 2013

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

If we hadn't reached the open spite voting before, we've hit it now.

This isn't out of spite, this is out of love.

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.

Hyord posted:

Wiz made the top 3 rule when the top 3 were closely contested.

No he didn't, he stated it in the post with El Presidente's appearance. The post isn't even edited.

Ilanin
May 31, 2009

Smarter than the average Blair.

Hyord posted:

Wiz made the top 3 rule when the top 3 were closely contested.


Wiz made the top 3 rule before voting started, check the initial post (page 381). Since I suppose at that point all the possible options had no votes, your statement is technically true, but not I think in the manner you meant.

Hyord
Aug 24, 2011

Frionnel posted:

No he didn't, he stated it in the post with El Presidente's appearance. The post isn't even edited.

Ilanin posted:

Wiz made the top 3 rule before voting started, check the initial post (page 381). Since I suppose at that point all the possible options had no votes, your statement is technically true, but not I think in the manner you meant.

Alright, you got me. What I thought I was remembering being implemented was actually him potentially amending the rule to the top 5 for rises of power.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

I remember when we had a long thread in LF to talk about kyoon, back when he was re-regging and getting banned every week or so, and the consensus, based on post history and behavior, was that he was genuinely mentally ill. This is a guy who earnestly believes that he has access to dangerous and secret truths the rest of us are blind to. He keeps coming back because he thinks we're listening -- after all every time he posts, like fifty goons immediately jizz themselves for the chance to be in a kyoon thread before it's gassed. He's not a funny gimmick or a goofy clown to laugh along with, he's a genuinely disturbed person who, for whatever reason, has given hundreds of dollars to lowtax and co. for the privilege of getting banned endlessly. I don't know if he reads lp or if he'd even care that we used his name. But turning a real person with serious problems into our own personal mascot just feels icky.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
I'm going to speak up for Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, installed via religious appointment. Don't really have much to say on background.

Servetus
Apr 1, 2010

Duckbag posted:

I remember when we had a long thread in LF to talk about kyoon, back when he was re-regging and getting banned every week or so, and the consensus, based on post history and behavior, was that he was genuinely mentally ill. This is a guy who earnestly believes that he has access to dangerous and secret truths the rest of us are blind to. He keeps coming back because he thinks we're listening -- after all every time he posts, like fifty goons immediately jizz themselves for the chance to be in a kyoon thread before it's gassed. He's not a funny gimmick or a goofy clown to laugh along with, he's a genuinely disturbed person who, for whatever reason, has given hundreds of dollars to lowtax and co. for the privilege of getting banned endlessly. I don't know if he reads lp or if he'd even care that we used his name. But turning a real person with serious problems into our own personal mascot just feels icky.

Oh.

I didn't realize that there was this kind of story here, I just thought the concept sounded cool for a leader.

I would like to withdraw my vote for Kyoon. I think I'll sit this one out.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Yeah, I really didn't know Kyoon was a real person when I voted for him, I'm switching from Kyoon to Vargas.

AdventFalls
Oct 17, 2012

When do we learn head explosions?
Wizardo

Baconomics
Feb 6, 2012

I am far too amused to not change my name vote to El Penis Grande

(edit: I also went back and edited my original vote, in case that helps the vote-counters)

Baconomics fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Feb 26, 2013

Touchdown Boy
Apr 1, 2007

I saw my friend there out on the field today, I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way."
Between arguing over what the rules for naming are and the rights to vote for whatever name you like you guys are going to ruin this before its started. It seems to become a bandwagon when its not YOUR bandwagon... ps There were no good names until Kyoon, its no better mind you, but dont think long assed name or pretend Pope are better.

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


Duckbag posted:

But turning a real person with serious problems into our own personal mascot just feels icky.
Yeah. Sorry for acting like the biggest issue was bandwagoning and getting him more spite votes. It's... seriously a kind of icky idea.

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


I'm also going to change my vote from Señor Guapo to El Penis Grande, now that's a leader I can follow!

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

paragon1 posted:

Changing my vote to El Penis Grande

Changing my vote to this from Bilvio Serlusconi, along with being elected for Family Values.

Bishop Rodan fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Feb 26, 2013

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow
It's Crete all over again already :allears:

WhitemageofDOOM
Sep 13, 2010

... It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.
I hate you all for booze not being on the background list.

You'll all pay for this, because i'll never vote for anything that won't expand our booze supplies.

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
I never voted for a name, so I'll go for El Penis Grande, because that's a GREAT name for someone who was Born in the Purple and Appointed by the Church

wukkar
Nov 27, 2009
It probably makes the vote-counter dudes' lives 5000% easier if you say what you are changing your vote FROM.

Also I'm sad that Generalissimo and military coup did so poorly.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Also changing my vote from Ratzinger to El Penis Grande, a Leftist Author (he leans sharply to the left) who was a Religious Appointment (he puts the erection in "resurrection."

But I'd also like to propose the introduction of alternative voting into this LP, so if EPG doesn't get into the big three, I'm throwing my support back to Ratzinger.

Jesenjin
Nov 12, 2011
Changing my vote from Kyoon to more sensible El Penis Grande

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

So, and what point do we cut off voting? Because we can be here until everyone's scrambling between "Tommy Wiesau", "Misty de Chocorojo," and "El Deadpool"

General Antares
Sep 5, 2011

There be corundium up in them thar asteroids!!!
El Deadpool Best. Idea. Ever.

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.

SirPhoebos posted:

So, and what point do we cut off voting? Because we can be here until everyone's scrambling between "Tommy Wiesau", "Misty de Chocorojo," and "El Deadpool"

Obomber de Guantanamo. Do it.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


QuoProQuid posted:

I don't understand these waves of votes at all.

Cowcatcher posted:

It's p much how real politics works

There are several much better versions of this that I can't find anymore, but this thread lately has been a pretty decent reflection of the 2012 Iowa Republican Caucus:



edit: Oh look, here's a better version:

Cockblocktopus fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Feb 26, 2013

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

FadingChord posted:

There are several much better versions of this that I can't find anymore, but this thread lately has been a pretty decent reflection of the 2012 Iowa Republican Caucus:


Yeah, but, Republicans. How about a political party that isn't a joke for comparision?

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Rutkowski posted:

Yeah, but, Republicans. How about a political party that isn't a joke for comparision?

Considering how often these types of games tend to end in Maximum hitler, it fits.

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