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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I wonder how long it'll take for me to get banned if I signed up under "Zeb Coulter".

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SpeedySurfer
Sep 30, 2008

Hazo posted:

Does anyone have the post from Selaty Sr. saying Islamic-sounding names will be banned

This is from page 1, but I have the screenshots:

SpeedySurfer posted:

Looks like Sr admits that they are a racist website:


SpeedySurfer posted:

Tim Sr, the gift that just keeps giving:



The link is to the picture I posted here earlier.

Edit: Here is Michael Snowman too

SpeedySurfer fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Feb 26, 2013

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe

I posted this in the old thread, oops! I thought the thread was dead so I used my account to debunk conservative B.S., the thing that got me banned was debating with some idiot that that Bonhoeffer guy in Nazi Germany was NOT behind Operation Valkyrie. I laid out why it was bull. Then they banned me. Oh well, on to the caps. Sorry about all the exclamation marks, I played Mr. Drone as a happy go lucky sort of fellow who really loved his job.

Edit: Looks they IP banned the whole campus again. What a well run operation.















































Burning Beard fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Feb 26, 2013

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
e:nm


v v I was reading them in Claptrap's voice from Borderlands. And now I think I just found another gimmick account I want to start. "The Clap Trap Patriot".

Kempo Yellow Belt fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Feb 26, 2013

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
I read all of the Predator Drone's posts in my head as Dave Foley as Yes Man in Fallout.

U.S. Barryl
Apr 16, 2003


They don't even understand that they themselves want to be terrorists. They want people to die just for being part of a group of people. Like a terrorist.

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

U.S. Barryl posted:



They don't even understand that they themselves want to be terrorists. They want people to die just for being part of a group of people. Like a terrorist.

I hate to :godwin:, but these really are the people that would support a Fascist government. For all their talk about FREEDOM and LIBERTY, these people would love to goosestep over the skulls of the opposition.


\/ This really sickens me as it glorifies genocide and advocates for a repeat of the same thing. These are the same people that "fear" a Nazi/Muslim/Socialist style dictatorship. The level of hypocrisy is astounding, and frightening. \/

Mitchicon fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Feb 26, 2013

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



That "cowboys and muslims" thing bugs me, too, because not only does it implicitly acknowledge our genocide of North American Indians, it glorifies it.

looking.glass.eyes
May 21, 2007

“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.” -Leonardo da Vinci

Mitchicon posted:

I hate to :godwin:, but these really are the people that would support a Fascist government. For all their talk about FREEDOM and LIBERTY, these people would love to goosestep over the skulls of the opposition.


\/ This really sickens me as it glorifies genocide and advocates for a repeat of the same thing. These are the same people that "fear" a Nazi/Muslim/Socialist style dictatorship. The level of hypocrisy is astounding, and frightening. \/

They don't fear a dictatorship at all, they fear being on the wrong side of it. As you said, they would totally support fascism. They are up in arms now because they're convinced that it is going to happen, and that they are going to be the ones under the boot instead of the ones stepping on necks.

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009

ShadowCatboy posted:

Eugh our First Lady is so fat and disgusting.



I would totally name a band Boogie Pork Fever.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

looking.glass.eyes posted:

They don't fear a dictatorship at all, they fear being on the wrong side of it. As you said, they would totally support fascism. They are up in arms now because they're convinced that it is going to happen, and that they are going to be the ones under the boot instead of the ones stepping on necks.

Ferenghi don't want to end the exploitation, they want to become the exploiters!

I've been trying really hard to get my first account banned and it hasn't happened yet, I have a bunch of ideas for weird new accounts, too. I thought posting in Esperanto would have done it, but nope.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
I did get only a few Hank Hill screen caps. I kind of regret not getting any Iron Sheik ones though, but maybe there will be another chance soon.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

U.S. Barryl posted:



They don't even understand that they themselves want to be terrorists. They want people to die just for being part of a group of people. Like a terrorist.
I find it very disconcerting how many people can approach a complex problem and suggest "kill 'em all" as a solution.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

McDowell posted:

I've been trying really hard to get my first account banned and it hasn't happened yet, I have a bunch of ideas for weird new accounts, too. I thought posting in Esperanto would have done it, but nope.

Posting in Arabic should do it. Copy/paste from an Arabic bible for bonus hilarity.

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

Post horrible versus from the Bible and attribute it to the Koran, see if anyone notices.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Von Bek posted:

So it looks like the mods on TPC have nobody active at night and very early in the morning in US timezones. Which means that nobody was around to step in when things took a particularly juvenile turn this morning :laugh:





Despite almost universal disgust, some chose to extend the hand of friendship to a 3D butt making GBS threads in a box:



Oh christ I'm dying over here :roflolmao:

I'm really tempted to join up, but I'm afraid of staring into the abyss and becoming one of them :ohdear:. I might have to settle for staring into the abyss from the sidelines.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Burning Beard posted:

I posted this in the old thread, oops! I thought the thread was dead so I used my account to debunk conservative B.S., the thing that got me banned was debating with some idiot that that Bonhoeffer guy in Nazi Germany was NOT behind Operation Valkyrie. I laid out why it was bull. Then they banned me. Oh well, on to the caps. Sorry about all the exclamation marks, I played Mr. Drone as a happy go lucky sort of fellow who really loved his job.

Edit: Looks they IP banned the whole campus again. What a well run operation.

















































This gimmick is amazing. Thank you.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Shoehead posted:

I read all of the Predator Drone's posts in my head as Dave Foley as Yes Man in Fallout.

I did too. Gonna re-read them with Claptrap's voice now.

edit: poo poo, sorry for the double post.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Nope, not racist. Not in the slightest.



...oh.

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Any evidence they're still monitoring the thread? My cover agent is getting bored, I might let her off the leash.

Edit:[Platinum Secert] The dogs are in the barn. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.[/Platinum secret]

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Famethrowa posted:

I'm really tempted to join up, but I'm afraid of staring into the abyss and becoming one of them :ohdear:. I might have to settle for staring into the abyss from the sidelines.

These people are so loving dumb and terrible that there's really no chance of that. They have absolutely no admirable qualities, not even superficial ones. I think you are more likely to become a neo-Nazi by visiting Stormfront than you are to become a Tea Partier by visiting TPC.

Alpha 1
Feb 17, 2012

Mitchicon posted:

Post horrible versus from the Bible and attribute it to the Koran, see if anyone notices.

Been there, done that. Nobody noticed. The only bible verses that will get you banned are the ones from Jesus about love and peace. :dawkins101:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Alpha 1 posted:

Been there, done that. Nobody noticed. The only bible verses that will get you banned are the ones from Jesus about love and peace. :dawkins101:

'Peace!? You'd like that wouldn't you, ya draft dodger?'

"Dad it's Jesus peace, not hippie peace."

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
As long as we're combiling a list of the fallen let's go ahead and add Michael Poeman to the list. He was my "Always be super-nice and see what happens" account.

He was banned without explanation. Probably for not being a big enough rear end in a top hat.



Famethrowa posted:

I'm really tempted to join up, but I'm afraid of staring into the abyss and becoming one of them :ohdear:. I might have to settle for staring into the abyss from the sidelines.

I've tried to get them to convert me for weeks now but they just won't go through the effort to do it. They just look at my requests for facts, figures and sources and get angry at me. So unless you're the kind of stupid dipshit who's convinced by a baseless accusation made on lazy image macro I think you'll be fine.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

These people are so loving dumb and terrible that there's really no chance of that. They have absolutely no admirable qualities, not even superficial ones. I think you are more likely to become a neo-Nazi by visiting Stormfront than you are to become a Tea Partier by visiting TPC.

Just the thought of distributing those awful racist pictures, even ironically, to people who will probably use them makes me feel ill.

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

Famethrowa posted:

Just the thought of distributing those awful racist pictures, even ironically, to people who will probably use them makes me feel ill.

Trick is to have a 30 second delay that briefly flashes goatse.

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.
This one is just developing, watch for it.




It's already paying off:

Wet and ready fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Feb 26, 2013

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Looks like somebody played a little too much Car Wars or took Alan Dean Foster's "Why Johnny Can't Speed" entirely too literally.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Ahahaha thanks guys, I was hoping you'd IP ban me while I was using my campus wifi :patriot:

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
Oh my god, the Conservative Encyclopedia account is fantastic.

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
Loving the Predator drone comments, especially the more :3: ones.

U.S. Barryl
Apr 16, 2003
Introducing Jan Boehner












Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Oh my god, the Conservative Encyclopedia account is fantastic.

Whoever is doing it is my new Hero. I was posting CP quotes for a while, but it never occurred to me to change them ever-so-slightly. Genius.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Famethrowa posted:

Just the thought of distributing those awful racist pictures, even ironically, to people who will probably use them makes me feel ill.

You don't have to do that and none of my characters do. You can just concern troll them, like "Gosh, I agree but doesn't this make us look bad?" or just ignore those and only reshare crazy gun nut pictures or whatever. It's not all racist, it's just mostly racist.

looking.glass.eyes
May 21, 2007

“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.” -Leonardo da Vinci

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

You don't have to do that and none of my characters do. You can just concern troll them, like "Gosh, I agree but doesn't this make us look bad?" or just ignore those and only reshare crazy gun nut pictures or whatever. It's not all racist, it's just mostly racist.

"Just Mostly Racist" should really be their tagline/motto at TPC.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

You don't have to do that and none of my characters do. You can just concern troll them, like "Gosh, I agree but doesn't this make us look bad?" or just ignore those and only reshare crazy gun nut pictures or whatever. It's not all racist, it's just mostly racist.

You can also just be a liberal and politely argue against them if you're not feeling creative. That works pretty good.

Five Year Plan
Feb 18, 2009

Wet and ready posted:

It's already paying off:



Street harangues, I'm dying

Also, after A Predator Drone gets shot down by the moderators, you should start a persona for A Tennis Ball Concealing a Microphone.

Five Year Plan fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Feb 26, 2013

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
When did they change their front tagline? It didn't say "intended safe haven" before. How long before "sharing ideas" disappears and they add "that means don't question us" to the end?


Also that avatar on the far right is of a black guy. TROLL ALERT! :ohdear:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Just a heads up: OP has been updated, so take a look and read the rules.

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

looking.glass.eyes posted:

They don't fear a dictatorship at all, they fear being on the wrong side of it. As you said, they would totally support fascism. They are up in arms now because they're convinced that it is going to happen, and that they are going to be the ones under the boot instead of the ones stepping on necks.

Yep. They want to live in a theocratic fascist state, just as the founding fathers intended and unlike radical Muslims who want____________.

Armitage posted:

I did get only a few Hank Hill screen caps. I kind of regret not getting any Iron Sheik ones though, but maybe there will be another chance soon.

Hank Hill got banned? Those boys aint right, I tell ya' what.

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