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McDowell posted:These kind of people straight up don't know their own anatomy. I hope I never hear about a Tea Party gynecologist
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StandardVC10 posted:Let me know if it doesn't work: Cutout, you say? You're not the first:  
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CommieGIR posted:I hope I never hear about a Tea Party gynecologist Let me tell you about my MD in Christian Gynecology. I'm certified and licensed, just not by the government.
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Feb 27, 2013 18:29
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Wet and ready posted:Cutout, you say? Divorce?
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CommieGIR posted:I hope I never hear about a Tea Party gynecologist Google Ron Paul
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:Let me tell you about my MD in Christian Gynecology. I'm certified and licensed, just not by the government. I don't even want to know what this would be like.
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Mitchicon posted:I don't even want to know what this would be like. I'm sure its under the legal definition of 'Sexual Assault'
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Feb 27, 2013 18:41
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CommieGIR posted:Divorce? Murder.
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Nice Davis posted:Well, once again the choice to take a semi-reasonable bedtime has left me out of the reindeer games. Oh well. Excellent work last night, Sharons! That one was me. Didn't get a chance to do much before the good Doctor got banned. I have some screen shots, will post them tonight when I get home.
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Burning Beard posted:I posted this in the old thread, oops! I thought the thread was dead so I used my account to debunk conservative B.S., the thing that got me banned was debating with some idiot that that Bonhoeffer guy in Nazi Germany was NOT behind Operation Valkyrie. I laid out why it was bull. Then they banned me. Oh well, on to the caps. Sorry about all the exclamation marks, I played Mr. Drone as a happy go lucky sort of fellow who really loved his job. Haha this is quite literally the perfect gimmick for this site.
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CommieGIR posted:We have also discovered that the Tea Party is anti-Child Protective Services. This is why I had some empathy for Tim Jr*. He was probably homeschooled by his nutty parents. Jr. is probably a carbon copy of "Father". * This changed with the assasination of Dora The Conservative Explorer.
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Rambling Robot posted:This is why I had some empathy for Tim Jr*. He was probably homeschooled by his nutty parents. We have yet to see any evidence that Junior actually exists as Senior will not come forward with the birth certificate.
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Tjadeth posted:This is modern poetry. This is far better than the stuff the real "Dr." writes.
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Wet and ready posted:This is far better than the stuff the real "Dr." writes. The "Dr." should have gone for the limited bonus deal (add $499,- while stock lasts!). It includes an automated Microsoft Office 97 spell check performed by Clippy.
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I don't have the stomach for their site any more. I just can't deal with the seething cauldron of hatred and stupidity that these people form. I'm not going to burn my deep cover account yet in case I get in a better head space some time soon and can once again deal with them, but for now I find myself being more depressed than amused by these monsters. Anyway, I love everyone's efforts and please keep going. A Predator Drone, your gimmick was especially amazing and probably my favorite overall. Absolutely hilarious.
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Rambling Robot posted:* This changed with the assasination of Dora The Conservative Explorer. The Assassination of Dora the Conservative Explorer by the Coward Tim Selaty, Jr.* * Probably Sr.
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So Salon posted a thing today: http://www.salon.com/2013/02/27/tea_party_exile/Salon Magazine posted:Who are the names that come to mind when you think about leaders of the Tea Party movement? Maybe Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Jim DeMint, Ron Paul and Michele Bachmann? Those were the most popular leaders listed by self-identified Tea Party activists in a 2010 Washington Post poll, at the height of the movement. You could add to that list a handful of other congressmen, especially outspoken Reps. Steve King, Allen West and Joe Walsh, among others. I figure there are two ways you could take this on TPC. The first is the masochistic--yet admirable--djw approach of trying to reason with these people and point out how unelectable their ideas are outside of gerrymandered statehouses. The second is to post it and claim that the problem is that Bachmann, West, et al. simply weren't conservative enough or that they only lost cause of massive voter fraud or some such other bullshit. Either way, I bet you could draw some crazy responses out of the woodwork.
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CommieGIR posted:I'm sure its under the legal definition of 'Sexual Assault' A guy did that in New Jersey to 7 women and only got 6 months in prison.
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Feb 27, 2013 20:09
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This is all amazing because I am reading it in Leslie Neilson's voice. (Also pretty sure that if there was a common sense tense, even the people on the site would fail it.)
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escape artist posted:A guy did that in New Jersey to 7 women and only got 6 months in prison. I briefly considered getting out of bed, but now I don't think I will today. 
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Feb 27, 2013 20:11
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Hi, there, Patriots, anyone want to discuss Immigration? Wait - facts? What facts?
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Wet and ready posted:Hi, there, Patriots, anyone want to discuss Immigration? Get thee to a statistics class, Dave Miller
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Wet and ready posted:Hi, there, Patriots, anyone want to discuss Immigration? These people literally cover their ears and go "La La La La"
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Wet and ready posted:Hi, there, Patriots, anyone want to discuss Immigration? Do these people not know what a sample group is? Or do they really expect all polls to be done with every single person.
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Feb 27, 2013 21:11
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Not to break character or anything, but I just want to say that I will never not be impressed by Nate Silver. What an awesome and brilliant guy.
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All the natives are very restless today about their conservative hero Rand Paul voting yes for Hagels nomination.
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I left last evening early, so I didn't get in on the "Dr." Sharon Schuetz fun, but I had some previously prepared material. Perhaps some of you can still use it.   Particular attention should be paid to The Hat - "Dr." Sharon Bowman The glamor shots - "Model" Sharon Schuetz And, Wonder of Wonder, "Clown" Sharon Schuetz - proud Bachelor and Doctor from Clownerstone University, Lake Charles in 1993 and 1998 respectively. Edit: and "Titanic" Sharon Schuetz in the bottom right corner - "Draw me like one of your French girls" Wet and ready fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Feb 27, 2013 |
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Wet and ready posted:And, Wonder of Wonder, "Clown" Sharon Schuetz - proud Bachelor and Doctor from Clownerstone University, Lake Charles in 1993 and 1998 respectively. Clowns are supposed to round off the corners of their mouths to be less scary. One clown notable for not doing this is Pogo aka John Wayne Gacy. 
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If you have been hesitant to troll this website, I suggest you create an account and pick it up right away. Some of the best stuff I've seen so far :   I've found if you friend as many people as you can and like all the statuses on their wall, they will have your back when non-friends try to report you, clearly a Soros mechanism working as intended.
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While youtube processes the Tea Party Community Daily Breif for today here's a challenge for people without platinum. - Give me a way to contact you and one of you lucky people will win. Also remember if you've asked for IRC access to check your PMs.
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zylche posted:While youtube processes the Tea Party Community Daily Breif for today here's a challenge for people without platinum. Apredatordrone at hotmail dot com Thanks for offering this up!
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Burning Beard posted:Apredatordrone at hotmail dot com Here's the recording of TPC Daily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQ7nIbSuVo Point out funny times for people to jump to, etc. Criticism over the horrible layout also needed.
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zylche posted:Delivery Status Notification [Failure]: Mailbox Unavailable. Oh, crap, sorry: I've gone through two of those e mails Apredatordrone at yahoo dot com Sorry and thanks again
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Boy, I'm not getting any mileage out of this at all. I wonder if I've been blocked by a lot of people ? Feel free to post this around.
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zylche posted:Delivery Status Notification [Failure]: Mailbox Unavailable. The first caller (around 9:00) doesn't mind Chuck Hagel because he's so anti-Israel that the Jewish media won't follow him like they do with Obama, so...huh?
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Nice Davis posted:The first caller (around 9:00) doesn't mind Chuck Hagel because he's so anti-Israel that the Jewish media won't follow him like they do with Obama, so...huh? They say they've blocked donors as trolls accidentally. 
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Made my account as a female. BAM, a dozen friend requests instantly. This should be interesting. My playstyle has been to overlay Hitler/terrible people quotes on portraits of Conservative Heroes (©). It's been working flawlessly so far.
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