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Under 2 months till the 2nd anniversary of the last book being "done". Do you know where your author is? At least he has stopped giving bullshit updates on it's progress. That which is unwritten can never be wrote.
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Fog Tripper posted:Under 2 months till the 2nd anniversary of the last book being "done". That or face-first in a trough of buffalo wings.
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Mar 3, 2013 00:09
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SpaceMost posted:... The depths of a diabetic coma? Did you mean trencher of wings?
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Before her, the tavern boy set a heaping trencher of sizzling capon wings, coated in a rich Southron sauce of vinegar, butter and ground peppers. The dish was known as "Aurochs wings", after its village of origin, Aurochs, set deep in the Darnish steppes and itself named for the beast of burden which its people reared since the days of the First Men. Though famished, Sensa eyed the wings with perplexity and protested demurely, "Sorry, I do not eat aurochs."
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Mar 3, 2013 04:47
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Well yeah, you technically don't eat things taken rectally.
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Since I'm a glutton for punishment, I recently reread adwd and noticed something I hadn't before: when Theon is wandering around Winterfell at night he bumps into a suspicious hooded character that seems rather out of place, somehow. My gut says it's someone from Stannis' crew, but looking around the internet it seems everyone's convinced it's some stupid "Theon Durden" bullshit. What do you shitdicks think?
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Mar 3, 2013 17:42
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His name was Robert Baratheon. His name was Robert Baratheon.
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I forget what the timing was on this, could it have been Mance or one of the spear wives sneaking around, or were they not at winterfell yet? I think the theory that Theon might have been killing some people and not remembering might be true, but I doubt he was hallucinating strange figures.
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Mar 3, 2013 19:31
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Bulletproof Tiger posted:I forget what the timing was on this, could it have been Mance or one of the spear wives sneaking around, or were they not at winterfell yet? I think the theory that Theon might have been killing some people and not remembering might be true, but I doubt he was hallucinating strange figures. "Abel" is specifically mentioned playing music in the feast hall when Theon bumps into this guy, and he gets "recruited" by a spearwife shortly thereafter in the godswood.
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Mar 3, 2013 19:38
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CainsDescendant posted:Since I'm a glutton for punishment, I recently reread adwd and noticed something I hadn't before: when Theon is wandering around Winterfell at night he bumps into a suspicious hooded character that seems rather out of place, somehow. My gut says it's someone from Stannis' crew, but looking around the internet it seems everyone's convinced it's some stupid "Theon Durden" bullshit. What do you shitdicks think? Maester Luwin possibly? I mean we never actually saw him die did we? Wouldn't surprise me since no one has actually died in this series since ASOS. edit: Oh and the Martell kid that got roasted.
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It was Luwin, but he's dead. Jon loving Ygritte on the south side of the wall broke the enchantments, and the dead rising mojo has started spreading. When the undead army (never) arrives it's going to roll right through without stopping because the magic is gone. Melisandre will try to resurrect him and he'll suck all her life out and turn into an undead vampire king or some poo poo. The irony is that Jon's role as the Prince who was Promised isn't to marry Dany, it's to stop her because she's crazy and going to burn the world.
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Mar 3, 2013 20:23
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Contra Calculus posted:Maester Luwin possibly? I mean we never actually saw him die did we? Wouldn't surprise me since no one has actually remained dead in this series since ASOS. fixed, being the helpful lad I am
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Contra Calculus posted:Maester Luwin possibly? I mean we never actually saw him die did we? Wouldn't surprise me since no one has actually died in this series since ASOS. RIP Pretty Pig.
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Mar 3, 2013 20:44
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IRQ posted:RIP Pretty Pig. That which is pork can never die, but rises again, flavorful and juicy.
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Mar 3, 2013 21:01
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I wonder the rating of ADWD when they reach that season. Where is the penis rating?
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Mar 4, 2013 03:06
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Is boobs singular or plural? It's all even numbers.
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Mar 4, 2013 03:39
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Arbite posted:Is boobs singular or plural? It's all even numbers. It would be, since GRRM didn't have his way with the costumes in Qarth
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General Battuta posted:It would be, since GRRM didn't have his way with the costumes in Qarth As soon as I got to the part of that book where GRRM describes in exquisite detail the boob dress he put little 13 year old Dany in I knew I was reading a piece of seminal literature
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Mar 4, 2013 04:41
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Be fair. Time has passed since the beginning of Game of Thrones. Dany is at least 14 when she arrives at Qarth.
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Beyond sane knolls posted:Before her, the tavern boy set a heaping trencher of sizzling capon wings, coated in a rich Southron sauce of vinegar, butter and ground peppers. The dish was known as "Aurochs wings", after its village of origin, Aurochs, set deep in the Darnish steppes and itself named for the beast of burden which its people reared since the days of the First Men. Though famished, Sensa eyed the wings with perplexity and protested demurely, "Sorry, I do not eat aurochs." The Aurochs wings was served by a maiden of 10 and 8 years. Her legs clad in the traditional short and revealing small pants of her homeland. Each cheek of her pert and firm buttocks hung halfway out of the pants. On her half jerkin which exposed her soft and supple tummy was the embroidered sigil of Lord Hüter, a wide-eyed brown owl on a white field. Maester Martendale could not take his eyes off the ample bosom of the serving wench, and found himself drooling lustily. "Another ale, m'lord?" Martendale shifted his glance to see her name tag pinned to her half-jerkin. "Yes, Tami. And 50 more wings." "A tankard of ale and 50 wings. Would you like them Dornish Hot again?" "No" he said shifting his greasy sauce covered hand to place it on hers, I wish to live dangerously. Make them Turduckyen Conquest Field of Flames." (I was writing this as I received a probation for promoting A Game of Bones)
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Mar 4, 2013 05:09
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At least in your case something other than you is preventing you from writing.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:(I was writing this as I received a probation for promoting A Game of Bones) sbaldrick posted:gently caress, now I have to buy this horrible thing because I know about it. Thanks alot. Your sacrifice was not in vain, brother.
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Mar 4, 2013 05:39
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$0.08 in the bank 
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Mar 4, 2013 05:42
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Oh man, I can almost taste the Thunderbird.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:(I was writing this as I received a probation for promoting A Game of Bones) I'm with you in the spirit of advertising bro, but remember the Hamsterdam clause works for us more than against us. Speaking of which, we need more readers for the audiobook section. If any of you know some internet famous LPers or something like that who'd add some notoriety to the project then ask away. Or something.
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Mar 4, 2013 05:51
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Oh man, I can almost taste the Thunderbird. What's the word? Thunderbird. What's the price? 20 purchases of your erotic novel about dick and poop jokes, twice.
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Mar 4, 2013 06:04
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 Also, these better be in the book now.
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Maester Martendale eating at Lord Hüter's is free game. All of my chapters are north of the barricade and can't work him in. e: SaviourX, what are you doing? SaviourX posted:That's like the best Corman movie too. So low budget baller. I just got booted for that, you silly person. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Mar 4, 2013 |
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Mar 4, 2013 06:17
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I came out to my first friend about writing Game of Bones today. We soon had this exchange: "I refuse to believe this is real" "It's real, and it's spectacular" Now she wants to help read the audiobook.
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Mar 4, 2013 08:29
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Good. She can start with chapter five.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Maester Martendale eating at Lord Hüter's is free game. That which is probated may never die.
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Mar 4, 2013 10:50
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But rises again, firmer and more shameful.
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Mar 4, 2013 12:25
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Yeah, seriously have her read chapter 5. Straight-up right off the bat insanity is always a good way to start.
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Mar 4, 2013 18:05
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AGoB authors: take a look in the inbox of the email you use to communicate with me and you will find updated financial information about AGoB sales! Also: lemoncakes, etc etc
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Mar 4, 2013 21:02
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I never got on that mailing list google doc thing because I'm bad at computer. Does my bank account have enough to buy an SA banner ad yet? Because do that.
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Mar 4, 2013 21:07
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thornghost posted:AGoB authors: take a look in the inbox of the email you use to communicate with me and you will find updated financial information about AGoB sales! Who-weee! I'm gonna buy some Carlo Rossi tonight!
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Mar 4, 2013 21:42
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Shageletic posted:Who-weee! I'm gonna buy some Carlo Rossi tonight! poo poo, we've made that much?
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Mar 4, 2013 22:02
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That's a nice pile of money! I'll be treating myself to a bottle of Laphroaig after spending my share on a ski mask and gloves at the store beside the liquor store.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:That's a nice pile of money! I'll be treating myself to a bottle of Laphroaig Watch out for ski mask police!
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