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Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

Poor Tom got banned, he was only trying to advertise MySpace.

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Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!
^^ Noooooooo, that was a hilarious and harmless gimmick! :mad:




I feel like I need an emoticon that combines :ironicat: and :psyduck:. Also, how the gently caress do you get jpeg artifacts all over something like that?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Mitchicon posted:

Poor Tom got banned, he was only trying to advertise MySpace.

All I can think of is Stan Marsh from South Park screaming: 'Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America!'

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

I feel like I need an emoticon that combines :ironicat: and :psyduck:. Also, how the gently caress do you get jpeg artifacts all over something like that?

What gets me most is that all the comparisons are people...except for Capitalist America...which is a Piggy Bank....and I guess is supposed to be the 'Good Guy'?

I don't know what the gently caress is going on.

insert_funny
Jan 5, 2013

I can never have plastic surgery, because I don't feel like chipping in another five bucks to change the picture.

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

Also, how the gently caress do you get jpeg artifacts all over something like that?

MSPaint on a Win98 or WinME machine.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Ok so the screengrab I wanted to post is too big, and also doesn't display big enough to read on imgur. In short, we have this profile here:

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/profile-42123/

That is talking about home-made frag grenades, and assassinating elected officials (to include President Obama). He also wants to stockpile weapons. The kicker? He says he's not even 18 yet. I've included the link to the imgur screengrab for anyone that wants to download it and peruse through it for a glimpse into the dark mind of a future school shooter. This one just got sent to the FBI, who hopefully can/will pass it along to someone who will do take care of it and get this kid some professional help.

http://imgur.com/8les56A

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


e: ^^^ yeah, he's been reported by several people at this point, I believe. If he does manage to avoid jail, I hope he doesn't plan on a career in the military, cus I think even they will bar you for that sort of poo poo in a federal file.

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

Also, how the gently caress do you get jpeg artifacts all over something like that?

I will never understand this.

But on the plus side, it's an easy way to make fake macros look legit.

ReidRansom fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Mar 5, 2013

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Icon Of Sin posted:

This one just got sent to the FBI, who hopefully can/will pass it along to someone who will do take care of it and get this kid some professional help.

That's right Tea Partiers, we are sending your bright young men to reeducation centers. Keep that powder dry.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

I feel like I need an emoticon that combines :ironicat: and :psyduck:. Also, how the gently caress do you get jpeg artifacts all over something like that?

Can't make up my mind which one is best but I liked the best system for not bankrupting a country.

I'm sure the 2009 recession showed how capitalism a sustainable system since it depends on lazy government money to bail out things such as the finance sector.

Roydrowsy
May 6, 2007

I couldn't do it guys.

I blew my own cover.
It was just too much, I couldn't even pretend to be like them.
They're goddamned crazy.
Like, pissing on the mattress crazy.


When I was in high school, a friend of mine got put into the nuthouse. He ended up there because, like a dumbass, he refused to tell the school counselor "I won't cut myself over winter break." Like, they gave him a dozen tries to say one sentence, but ge just wouldn't do it. So they called his dad and dad admitted him for a good week and a half.

When he got out, he told me about his roommate. His roommate showed him the ropes and the roommate told him about "the room", you know, the one with the padded walls. He explained that, if you were put into that room, not to sit down on the mattress. This was because everybody who went in there would piss on the mattress. It was like, the thing to do. Word got around, if you went in 'the room' you had to piss on the mattress, and so they did.

My friend was highly amused, but also pretty horrified by this. He was just a dude cutting himself because his mom died. Going in the room and pissing on the mattress was incomprehensible. He never got put in the room, so he didn't get a chance to pee on the mattress.

That is what this site reminds me of. A bunch of loving insane people stuck in a room, pissing on the mattress. It doesn't really harm anybody, and everybody who is pissing on the mattress seems to be having a good time of it. As a sane person, you'd think a room of people pissing on a mattress would be entertaining, but in reality, watching a bunch of crazy people getting really excited and pissing all over a mattress is just really unsettling and sad.

Roydrowsy fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Mar 5, 2013

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx


I don't understand.

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.
Conservative Meme Display lasted about four hours.

Started nice but got meaner, and after the first warning got nasty. But never posted porn, profanity, or blasphemy, just some well-deserved ridicule.



edit: photo changed, and it should be read bottom up.

Wet and ready fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Mar 5, 2013

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


insert_funny posted:

MSPaint on a Win98 or WinME machine.

We joke, but I doubt there's anything that would run on one of those machines that would run that poo poo coded site. When I was hard up for a working IP, I tried to load it on my desktop at work where I'm limited to IE7. Intolerably bad.

looking.glass.eyes
May 21, 2007

“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.” -Leonardo da Vinci


Alright so eliminating those states, and (in theory) foreign imports...what goods and services are these people still going to use, exactly? I was going to joke and say Skoal, but apparently they are headquartered in Connecticut.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Wow, they must ban by IP.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

looking.glass.eyes posted:



Alright so eliminating those states, and (in theory) foreign imports...what goods and services are these people still going to use, exactly? I was going to joke and say Skoal, but apparently they are headquartered in Connecticut.

This is like a kid yelling "I'm going home and I'm taking my ball with me," but instead of a ball he's threatening to take the baseball field home with him.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

^^ Noooooooo, that was a hilarious and harmless gimmick! :mad:




I feel like I need an emoticon that combines :ironicat: and :psyduck:. Also, how the gently caress do you get jpeg artifacts all over something like that?

Socialist Germany? :what:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TubeStank posted:

Socialist Germany? :what:

Well when you see the world socialist you know the leader is a big fan of liberal ideals.

Strict Picnic
Feb 10, 2013

by Ralp

Mitchicon posted:

Poor Tom got banned, he was only trying to advertise MySpace.

It is not A Place for Friends, I guess. :( To be fair, I was probably just going to flip it to Pregnancy Facts once I had enough friends.

NewtGoongrich
Jan 21, 2012
I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN

TubeStank posted:

Socialist Germany? :what:

National Socialist. It's right in the name. Anyway, I'm off to the glorious Democratic Republic of the Congo to bask in real freedom. Later chumps :smug:

Trochantin
Jun 16, 2009

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

^^ Noooooooo, that was a hilarious and harmless gimmick! :mad:




I feel like I need an emoticon that combines :ironicat: and :psyduck:. Also, how the gently caress do you get jpeg artifacts all over something like that?

Trying to wrap me head around this. I have no idea what the separation is between "Capitalist USA" and "Democrat USA," but I'm assuming it's Obama. I think a lot of the questions can be answered by the Japanese-American interment camps and the Constitutionality of Eminent Domain.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Do they? :ohdear:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Wet and ready posted:

Conservative Meme Display lasted about four hours.

Started nice but got meaner, and after the first warning got nasty. But never posted porn, profanity, or blasphemy, just some well-deserved ridicule.



edit: photo changed, and it should be read bottom up.

I enjoyed Conservative Meme Display's antics.

Also, I like that you're not allowed to post "divisive" graphics. They've used that word when warning/banning people before. I guess the only things you're allowed to post are things everyone agrees on?

Good thing they got away from the oppressive Facebook to make their :911: FREE SPEECH :911: zone.

a shiny rock fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Mar 5, 2013

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

DrManiac posted:

Someone summed it up nicely in one of the last right wing threads. Basically these people don't actually think about the meaning of these words, they just know that they are 'bad' and thus they just end up throwing them all on things they don't like kinda like a kid. That's why obama is a atheist homosexual muslim communist nazi.

Pretty much this. They're basically just intensifiers for how bad they think Obama is.

Obama is very, very, very, very bad = Obama is a fascist, socialist, commie, Muslim atheist.

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

^^ Noooooooo, that was a hilarious and harmless gimmick! :mad:




I feel like I need an emoticon that combines :ironicat: and :psyduck:. Also, how the gently caress do you get jpeg artifacts all over something like that?

Capitalism is represented by a bloated pig. The Best Chart.

C.C.C.P. fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Mar 5, 2013

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?







:ughh:

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

I love how Teabaggers will interpret memes and sayings to fit into their world view. Like the eagle eating trash meme. :v:

NewtGoongrich
Jan 21, 2012
I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN

This is too good not to be the work of a clever goon :ssh:

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Hi I emailed and don't have PM's so here I am

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Da

I mean, nein

I mean, gently caress you libtard

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Mitchicon posted:

I love how Teabaggers will interpret memes and sayings to fit into their world view. Like the eagle eating trash meme. :v:

Let's bring that one back.

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.
Godammit. I think my deep troll is starting to crack. It's the racists.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

^^ What, like this?

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

monsieur fatso posted:



I don't understand.

That is awesome.

U NO WUT IM SAIYAN
Jan 26, 2003

by angerbeet

monsieur fatso posted:



I don't understand.

Yeah, as hilarious as I find the idea, I don't think Kanazawa's work should be used without context (both to this study and to the nature of his other studies). He's kind of controversial, to say the least!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

If you have a heavy accent, you're not an American!



This woman is awful by the way. She's posted a bunch of stuff like this.

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

She is right though for the wrong reasons about how nobody should use the "they do jobs Americans don't want to do" because our labor laws should be as such that every job pays a living wage and you don't have to live in a trailer with 6 other people to live as a fruit picker.

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Parallax Scroll posted:

^^ What, like this?



Man, these assholes can't even get their stereotypes right anymore. Though I guess to them Indians and Arabs are "close enough" or something equally retarded.

Also christ, you'd think they're doing this artifacting on purpose.

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master

Parallax Scroll posted:

^^ What, like this?



This is funny because stubborn, socially-ignorant old white people are the only ones who'd lose out if AOL's customer service lines went down,

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Handgun Harlot posted:

Yeah, as hilarious as I find the idea, I don't think Kanazawa's work should be used without context (both to this study and to the nature of his other studies). He's kind of controversial, to say the least!

Oh I agree. In my own experience there are very intelligent people who are right wing. However they are for smaller government and all that jazz, but also believe in a woman's right to choose and gay rights.

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Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





redstormpopcorn posted:

This is funny because stubborn, socially-ignorant old white people are the only ones who'd lose out if AOL's customer service lines went down,

I recently found out that my parents just cancelled our AOL account only a year or two ago. The one that they made in 1996. They both vote Republican. I wonder if anyone has checked this correlation?

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