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HackerJoeGuy
Apr 18, 2007

Obama has also stolen money from infrastructure to fund road repairs and stolen military money to fund the building of battleships, among other things.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

HackerJoeGuy posted:

Obama has also stolen money from infrastructure to fund road repairs and stolen military money to fund the building of battleships, among other things.

But we cannot have a Super Carrier gap!

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

CommieGIR posted:

But we cannot have a Super Carrier gap!

Horses and bayonets is all your get this year. :dealwithit:

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

drat Government, taking from one healthcare program to pay for a healthcare program. :bahgawd:

Edit:reword

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

harlequin baby posted:

Horses and bayonets is all your get this year. :dealwithit:

Its funny how the GOP and Tea Party are screaming threats that were disproved in the 60's and 70's

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

CommieGIR posted:

Its funny how the GOP and Tea Party are screaming threats that were disproved in the 60's and 70's

I asked in IRC if the TPC has heard this news yet: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57572531/pilot-en-route-to-jfk-airport-reports-mysterious-object/

Soros should have warned us before he launched Protocol Omega.

Faust
Oct 28, 2005

"Everything in this world is here for a reason; thus we may conclude that all is necessarily for the best in this best of all possible worlds!"
Hoo boy.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Faust posted:

Hoo boy.



You know what? Lets admit it, if the Nazis were still around today, they'd be shaking their heads at the comparisons these people make.

samsquantch1
Feb 18, 2013
I do believe I was banned this morning. Got in a slap fight with Kim here. She posted about the president sucking cock, like doing that is a bad thing, and when I call her on her bigotry, I get banned? She is not a bigot, she claims!! See her 'butt pokers and lip lappers' comment. I assume she is still on there. Here is the rest of the thread. I posted the first part this morning.

I'll have to get my new character up and running tonight.





Also, since I called Kim a bigot, she called me a sexual predator? I'm still not clear on what that was about.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommieGIR posted:

The question is: How often is he going to start the donations? I suspect even people as blind and foolish as the TPC members will eventually figure out he is asking over $3k a month for server expenses.

You would think that even asking for thirty thousand dollars would be enough to tip some of these people off. I mean I get that they are, for the most part, amazingly single minded but I know that they recognize how big a bullshit number as 30 grand is.

Edit: to the poster above me, it's because she assumes you post scat porn and that makes you a sexual predator because logic?

frank.club fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Mar 5, 2013

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Faust posted:

Hoo boy.



This is such a loving lie of holocaust-revisionism that it makes me feel physically ill seeing it espoused so easily by tea party cretins.

The nazis removed the restrictions on gun laws that the Weimar Republic had in place. (For aryans, anyway.)

Also, the armed civilian resistance (such as the warsaw uprising) was sadly little more than a speedbump in the nazi rush for conquest.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Mar 5, 2013

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Spacedad posted:

This is such a loving lie of holocaust-revisionism that it makes me feel physically ill seeing it espoused so easily by tea party cretins.

The nazis removed the restrictions on gun laws that the Weimar Republic had in place. (For aryans, anyway.)

Also, the armed civilian resistance (such as the warsaw uprising) was sadly little more than a speedbump in the nazi rush for conquest.

I also love the ridiculous nature of the US gun owners fighting back against the government survivalist dream fantasy.

Somehow a sub-culture that has idiots shooting off their hands in firearms accidents like in the Preppers show somehow has a fighting chance against a professional military.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

etalian posted:

I also love the ridiculous nature of the US gun owners fighting back against the government survivalist dream fantasy.

Somehow a sub-culture that has idiots shooting off their hands in firearms accidents like in the Preppers show somehow has a fighting chance against a professional military.

Yeah. What ultimately would have stopped the nazis in their tracks would have been the political will of the German people refusing to align themselves with a far far far right racist organization - and police & other officials who cooperated with the nazis being routed out of government for corruption. This did not happen - so the nazis were able to use violence as their primary tool of advancing their 'cause.' We're seeing a similar thing happening in Greece right now.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Rambling Robot posted:

I quite like the title, "The Inner life of the Selatys".

A motor protein could clearly run a better site.

looking.glass.eyes
May 21, 2007

“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.” -Leonardo da Vinci

Spacedad posted:

This is such a loving lie of holocaust-revisionism that it makes me feel physically ill seeing it espoused so easily by tea party cretins.

The nazis removed the restrictions on gun laws that the Weimar Republic had in place. (For aryans, anyway.)

Also, the armed civilian resistance (such as the warsaw uprising) was sadly little more than a speedbump in the nazi rush for conquest.

Nevermind the fact that if the tea party had their way, they would be the "They" in the original text:


"First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.

Then they came for the socialists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.

Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me."


Jesus tap-dancing Christ, what the gently caress is wrong with these people?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

etalian posted:

I also love the ridiculous nature of the US gun owners fighting back against the government survivalist dream fantasy.

Somehow a sub-culture that has idiots shooting off their hands in firearms accidents like in the Preppers show somehow has a fighting chance against a professional military.

We've also covered:

They think they can shoot down drones flying at 10,000 AGL with Shotguns.
They think an AR-15 will prevent a SWAT team from taking them down.
They think owning small caliber firearms will stop Armored Vehicles
They think that the US Government hasn't had to deal with their kind before.

The list is massive.

18 Character Limit posted:

A motor protein could clearly run a better site.

Goon Project: Setup an experiment where bacteria or fungi can manipulate a web page and see who can run a web page better, microorganisms or the Selaty Family.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Mar 5, 2013

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Adam Curtis is searching for Patient Zero in the destruction of reality by mass media:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/posts/YOU-THINK-YOU-ARE-A-CONSUMER-BUT-MAYBE-YOU-HAVE-BEEN-CONSUMED

HL Hunt warned of the Red Menace like Christians warn of Judgement Day, and the followers keep on waiting.

So many familiar memes.

Mc Do Well fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Mar 5, 2013

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

etalian posted:

I also love the ridiculous nature of the US gun owners fighting back against the government survivalist dream fantasy.

My favorite thing about this is that the people who believe this also tend to be those that complain the most about drones. So basically, you KNOW that the government has flying death machines that could kill you without you ever knowing they were there, and you still believe that your hunting rifle is the difference between tyranny and freedom.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

swatjr posted:

So has anyone made a KYOON_ account and just copy pasted his posts? I'd love to see their reaction.

I did that near the beginning of the last thread. They didn't have much of a reaction other than calling me a troll and banning me, unless you count all the people who commented on that cat avatar.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Edit - removed post.

Suggested something that's already been done. Don't want to blow a cover.

Tony Phillips fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Mar 5, 2013

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

looking.glass.eyes posted:

Nevermind the fact that if the tea party had their way, they would be the "They" in the original text:


"First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.

Then they came for the socialists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.

Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me."


Jesus tap-dancing Christ, what the gently caress is wrong with these people?

They're the people who if they have their chance, will be the ones that 'come for the leftists' with jack-booted glee. Every country has people like that.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Mar 5, 2013

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Spacedad posted:

They're the people who if they have their chance, will be the one that 'comes for the leftists' with jack-booted glee.

Its even funnier because they exhibit all the characteristics of the NSDAP, the SS, and the SA (Sturmabtielung) combined

ViggyNash
Oct 9, 2012

Beatnik-Filmstar posted:

That place needs some Johnny Five Aces.

Spam zyboyrne clock references everywhere and see if anyone knows what it is.

Also see if anyone understands the balls on a cliff metaphor before they start calling you a human being for getting naked with you partner on a cliff.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

etalian posted:

I also love the ridiculous nature of the US gun owners fighting back against the government survivalist dream fantasy.

Somehow a sub-culture that has idiots shooting off their hands in firearms accidents like in the Preppers show somehow has a fighting chance against a professional military.

My opinion is that these people don't really hold fantasies of going against America's Army because that group is basically infallible. It's not the army they think they'll be fighting it's very literally Obama and his faux NATO army (because NATO doesn't have any American operatives to them?). He's being painted as some sort of Cobra Commander, powerful and evil but can be defeated without losing a single Joe.
It really falls in line with their bizarre need to have some sort of enemy. Unfortunately they've painted Obama as a mosaic as everything the hate, both openly and secretly. A Muslim, Atheist, Foreigner, socialist, commie, black guy, homosexual, ad Infiniti. I wonder who'll be the bad guy after Obama?

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

CommieGIR posted:

We've also covered:

They think they can shoot down drones flying at 10,000 AGL with Shotguns.
They think an AR-15 will prevent a SWAT team from taking them down.
They think owning small caliber firearms will stop Armored Vehicles
They think that the US Government hasn't had to deal with their kind before.

The list is massive.


Goon Project: Setup an experiment where bacteria or fungi can manipulate a web page and see who can run a web page better, microorganisms or the Selaty Family.

They also keep pointing to Vietnam and the Iraq insurgency as examples of how they would fight back guerilla style in their fantasyland apocolypse scenario where they're magically proven to have been right all along that every loving right winger extremist seems to have.

Yeah okay good luck with that wolverines. :rolleyes:

ViggyNash
Oct 9, 2012

Spacedad posted:

They're the people who if they have their chance, will be the ones that 'come for the leftists' with jack-booted glee. Every country has people like that.

I guess the fact that that they are all out in the open and they all conveniently congregated to one place means anyone can easily keep track of them.

looking.glass.eyes
May 21, 2007

“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.” -Leonardo da Vinci

Spacedad posted:

They're the people who if they have their chance, will be the ones that 'come for the leftists' with jack-booted glee. Every country has people like that.

Right, it just completely boggles my mind that they can be this oblivious. How can they steal and bastardize that particular work, and be totally unaware of which side of the victim/oppressor equation they would fall on in the original?

This might be TPC post that causes me to spiral out of control in to a glorious, fiery ban on their crappy site.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

Spacedad posted:

They also keep pointing to Vietnam and the Iraq insurgency as examples of how they would fight back guerilla style in their fantasyland apocolypse scenario where they're magically proven to have been right all along that every loving right winger extremist seems to have.

Yeah okay good luck with that wolverines. :rolleyes:

I"ve been noticing that a lot. Imagine if someone informed them that the insurgents in Iraq and the Vietnamese people took horrendous casualties in doing what they were doing.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

50 Foot Ant posted:

I"ve been noticing that a lot. Imagine if someone informed them that the insurgents in Iraq and the Vietnamese people took horrendous casualties in doing what they were doing.

Now now, can't ruin their :fap: material.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Acquire Currency! posted:

I wonder who'll be the bad guy after Obama?

The next Democrat that comes along, or the next Republican that doesn't share their wild xenophobia, or any independent. So long as the person does not conform entirely to tea party ideals they will be seen as an evil that despises Amurika and needs to be "dealt with".

I don't even think they would really be happy with Bachmann/Palin being elected, even those two would eventually be deemed to not be hateful enough for these people.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


If there is one thing I have learned from this thread it's that there is no overlap of graphic designers and tea partiers.

HackerJoeGuy
Apr 18, 2007

Acquire Currency! posted:

My opinion is that these people don't really hold fantasies of going against America's Army because that group is basically infallible. It's not the army they think they'll be fighting it's very literally Obama and his faux NATO army (because NATO doesn't have any American operatives to them?).

To kind of expand this theory a bit, I think they believe the US military will side with them in their fantasy war scenario. If such a war took play (it never loving will), the military would probably split into opposing factions themselves. Even in that instance, is the pro-Real American half of the military going to train able bodied people in the proper methods of combat, or let Jim Bob and The Camo Cowboy Hat Brigade ride off on their ATVs to ruthlessly gun down anyone they deem an enemy? Nevermind whatever other countries get involved in such a conflict, who they choose to side with, etc.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?
Has anyone made an account as John Hinckley, Jr. yet?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I don't know how they expect to win a revolution holed up in a shack swamp in Alabama sitting on a pile of ammo. Can't post hate speech on your corner of the internet and be off the grid.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

Hazo posted:

Remember how utterly horrible it was when Obama was supposedly using children to push an agenda? Don't worry, when tea partiers do it for real it's totally okay because ___

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/profile-28661/status-id_301154/



I make jokes because it is really loving frightening and sickening that a dad would use his daughter to do something like this.

OBAMA NEEDS TO STOP USING CHILDREN FOR POLITICS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT HITLER DID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mscbcGbsmE

Tim Selaty Jr fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Mar 5, 2013

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

HackerJoeGuy posted:

Even in that instance, is the pro-Real American half of the military going to train able bodied people in the proper methods of combat, or let Jim Bob and The Camo Cowboy Hat Brigade ride off on their ATVs to ruthlessly gun down anyone they deem an enemy?

Let them? Hah, any true American would support them after all god can just sort out all of them "innocents" later and anyone who doesn't believe in god's judgement is a drat commy that should be dealt with now!

(Yes I realize not everyone in the party is this bloodthirsty, but I can totally see this logic being used by a rather large amount of people involved)

NewtGoongrich
Jan 21, 2012
I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN
Trying to troll the TPC is the most disheartening thing ever. No matter how hard I try to write absolutely abhorrent things, presumably legitimate members keep "liking" and writing positive comments.

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

The thing is, if there ever is an oppressive government in the US it'll be a Right Wing one. Do you really see the American Left, the group that wants to promote gay rights, stop wars, hand out humanitarian aid, and create a universal healthcare system the side to launch an oppressive government? These people are nuts and have no idea which side of the oppressor/oppressed they're on.

This is why I'm a liberal gun owner. You'll never take my welfare cheques from me. :freep:

Scorched Spitz
Dec 12, 2011

Mitchicon posted:

This is why I'm a liberal gun owner. You'll never take my welfare cheques from me. :freep:
What's with this un-American spelling, you red-coat commie Muslim?

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romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013

by angerbeet
Gay soldiers are the best, basically.



Bonus hyno-kitten.



Alan Smithee posted:

Man I can't believe you ran an Omar account without a single "Oh indeed"

romeo x-ray fucked around with this message at 20:43 on May 28, 2013

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