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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:poo poo, we've made that much? I'm going to be drinking some Steel Reserve tonight!
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Shots of Aristocrat vodka for everyone! Gentlemen, to success.
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In related news, I am briskly chopping through my third chapter for the new book, and I'm sorry, A GLISTENING HODOR, but it bares very little resemblance to the outline you gave me. It's not even a Demmy chapter anymore 
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rejutka posted:Watch out for ski mask police! Buncha fuckin racists.
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I never post in these threads because, well, gently caress you are a bunch of sick fucks and could never keep up. But, I have been following since the start. Just had to chime in and say how awesome A Game of Bones is and how much I'm enjoying reading a couple of pages when I take a poo poo. I bought a copy and it's some top notch grrmtastic entertainment and I have to congratulate you all. Not to mention, it's a goon project that actually completed with a good result. That poo poo is astonishing in and of itself. Also, seeing "T.B. Thread is the American Tolkien" in the reviews just about put me out of commission with the giggles for half an hour. Damo fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Mar 5, 2013 |
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Damo posted:I'm enjoying reading a couple of pages when I take a poo poo. You have found the natural environment for this book.
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Seriously, I could only read A Game of Bones when on the shitter or when chained to the radiator in someone's dumpy apartment complex. It's the only way to properly read ASOIAF and all books related to it.
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Contra Calculus posted:Seriously, I could only read A Game of Bones when on the shitter or when chained to the radiator in someone's dumpy apartment complex. It's the only way to properly read ASOIAF and all books related to it. Hrm, I have a crappy radiator and an unused bike chain. Maybe I could open up a service...
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thornghost posted:You have found the natural environment for this book. It could only be more complete if he took his own faeces and used them as lubricant to stroke himself off. Truly, the wildest of cards.
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Mar 5, 2013 21:53
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whowhatwhere posted:Hrm, I have a crappy radiator and an unused bike chain. Maybe I could open up a service... Arcade of Bones.
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thornghost posted:AGoB authors: take a look in the inbox of the email you use to communicate with me and you will find updated financial information about AGoB sales! Please to be including me on this crap, I still don't know what the google doc is so I can include terrible butt related philosophy (thanks Sophia for the idea) in my chapter. somethingawful.irq at gmail
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Mar 6, 2013 02:08
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edit: oh you said what the google doc is. 
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Damo posted:how much I'm enjoying reading a couple of pages when I take a poo poo. This is the highest praise. A tear came to this author's eye, good sir, then fell onto my lap of vomit and scat, also crumpled doritos. You've made a sicko's day, my friend. Pull quote: "Its awesome...[to]....take a poo poo." EDIT: Better yet: "poo poo."
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IRQ posted:Please to be including me on this crap, I still don't know what the google doc is It's right here, doc. (gotta get added by thornghost)
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Someone is stealing the ideas: http://io9.com/5988768/what-would-a-game-of-thrones-porn-parody-even-look-like 
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Assholes! I don't know how to reply on that website, someone post our masterpiece SO MAD RIGhT Now
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I tried four times to post on that comment section. It gave me my own Burner account twice, and not a single time could I get it to work. The comments are pretty funny, too, people getting really really mad about the gif of Doreah grinding on Dany's hips. Pretty sure that gif is still work-safe, what with them being entirely clothed and such.
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If you think poo poo like that will get you burned at work then you probably shouldn't ever go online at that job.. That said I don't keep this thread open in a tab while I'm at work.
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SaviourX posted:It's right here, doc. Access requested!
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I also requested access let me in god drat it.
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Okay, I've received a request to share it today, which I have added. If anybody else wants once, make sure you email me at agameofbones@gmail.com and let me know who you are. I'm emailing the lady that wrote that article from that account with a link to the book. Maybe she'll update the article, or write a whole new one! EDIT: Email sent. And now we wait. thornghost fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Mar 6, 2013 |
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Ban this sick filth.
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Why the gently caress is Obama in there? Why do hack cartoonists have to make inexplicable political jabs? You could have found another sport for Highgarden, rear end in a top hat! I don't see the NBA represented, but then I can't tell what Stern's End is supposed to be.
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Why does a sports cartoon have Obama with the capital in Dorne mislabeled as Highgarden? The gently caress is going on?
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There's supposed to be a corresponding article with "power rankings" for influential sports people which would explain what the gently caress kind of influence Obama has over sports. Might be worth reading, I'm sure there's a few rapists on the list.
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SpaceMost posted:Ban this sick filth.  suck it
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Goodell is literally Joffrey. Dudes that don't even care much about the NFL want his head on a pike.
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Still trying to figure out what Obama has to do with sports. Did he sign an executive order taking away are pigskins?
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He's a big basketball fan. And naturally Crazy Uncle Joe Biden is a baseball nut because it's required by law that weird uncles love baseball.
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They missed out on having GRRM on there. He could be The Land of Always Blogging.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:He's a big basketball fan. They're assuming so, because he's black. It's ugly, naked racism.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:They're assuming so, because he's black. It's ugly, naked racism. It would be, but he actually is. He plays with aids and reporters all of the time. His personal assistant who left his job for Harvard also talked about playing ball with him often on the road
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What does beautiful, clothed racism look like, Tricia Helfer in an SS outfit?
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I would watch Tricia Helfer press her patent leather-booted stiletto against the face of a minority while Deutschland Uber Alles plays in the background, hell yes.Hot Dog Day #82 posted:He plays with AIDS Because he's black?! You goddamn racist.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Why the gently caress is Obama in there? Why do hack cartoonists have to make inexplicable political jabs? You could have found another sport for Highgarden, rear end in a top hat! I don't see the NBA represented, but then I can't tell what Stern's End is supposed to be. Stern is the NBA commish, and an rear end in a top hat and probably a Jew just to add to the racism
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Does anyone know how to google bomb? Our book isn't even on the front page when "Game of Bones" is searched. Also, I've got my stuff plotted into "A Storm of Swoles"
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Still trying to figure out what Obama has to do with sports. Did he sign an executive order taking away are pigskins?
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Why the gently caress is Obama in there? Why do hack cartoonists have to make inexplicable political jabs? You could have found another sport for Highgarden, rear end in a top hat! I don't see the NBA represented, but then I can't tell what Stern's End is supposed to be. Obama is in there to show just how impotent, pointless and irrelevant that area of the book world is. Is golf big in Dorne or something? Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Mar 8, 2013 |
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