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Smegma Princess X
Jul 27, 2012
I wonder how mad the Selaty's would get if we tried directing their user base to Reddit or something, where they can have their echo chamber for free?

Edit: Also, apparently teaching about rape culture is really just a means to infringe upon the second amendment, because giving people a reason to not use their guns is the exact same thing as taking them away.

Smegma Princess X fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Mar 6, 2013

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





insert_funny posted:



Well, they've gone and turned the derp up to 12.

They've been actively posting David Dees pictures so it's not a surprise that they would post that.

Smegma Princess X
Jul 27, 2012
Well, Iv'e been IP Banned. I guess calling people out for their support of rape culture goes against the rules or something.

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

insert_funny posted:



Well, they've gone and turned the derp up to 12.

Why is plucky little FOX News in the triangle? I thought they were Fair and Balanced. :ohdear:

Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.
The world is ruled by Sauron? I KNEW it!

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


rocketgril posted:

Well, Iv'e been IP Banned. I guess calling people out for their support of rape culture goes against the rules or something.

What are you, some kind of fat hairy man-hating lesbian feminist? Why don't you go burn a bra and abort babies?

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

etalian posted:

A conventional military force would get gripped with fear when being forced to face a well-trained and fit TPC militia:


Pasty pasty pasty pasty...

...pasty pasty pasty TAN!!


They all look like the non-actor actors you'd see in a really bad VHS movie found at the bottom of an old bargain bin no one's touched for a couple decades.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJd3g6LGSFc

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Mar 6, 2013

Buried alive
Jun 8, 2009

Spacedad posted:

Pasty pasty pasty pasty...

...pasty pasty pasty TAN!!

C-c-c-c combo breaker!

chukamok
Jul 23, 2010

Rambling Robot posted:

#8 is probably married to the woman, he's not as deadly pale as the rest.
Looks like the Peacocks are back!

looking.glass.eyes
May 21, 2007

“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.” -Leonardo da Vinci


So many LOL's!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

insert_funny posted:



Well, they've gone and turned the derp up to 12.

Did they steal a Eye of Sauron image for the pyramid top?

On a similar note the TP members sort of make think of the bickering Orcs from the Lord of the Rings books especially how they get so angry and paranoid they eventually turn on each other.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL


Only Obama supporters and bears are poor.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Rambling Robot posted:



Only Obama supporters and bears are poor.

I agree Branco, we should make the poors either forage in the woods for berries or die trying.

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Rambling Robot posted:



Only Obama supporters and bears are poor.

I agree, poor people literally are wild animals.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

The Rokstar posted:

I agree, poor people literally are wild animals.

And they cannot make any TPC donations!

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
Brothers and Sisters of the order of the Soro Screw --- I have submitted my resignation to HR and I just wanted to let all of you know how much I've enjoyed working with all of you. This job has just put too much stress on my mental. I no longer find lolz on TPC, just great depression and anger. I've also lost my inspiration for gimmick accounts. You're all welcome to use the Chief Keef name.

In the name of ANAL ALLAH please never give up until the infidels are vanquished.

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

Brothers and Sisters of the order of the Soro Screw --- I have submitted my resignation to HR and I just wanted to let all of you know how much I've enjoyed working with all of you. This job has just put too much stress on my mental. I no longer find lolz on TPC, just great depression and anger. I've also lost my inspiration for gimmick accounts. You're all welcome to use the Chief Keef name.

In the name of ANAL ALLAH please never give up until the infidels are vanquished.

Meh, just goatse them from time to time. Keep them on their toes.

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

rocketgril posted:

Well, Iv'e been IP Banned. I guess calling people out for their support of rape culture goes against the rules or something.

You were no doubt banned for "spreading divisiveness" due to the majority of TPCers being united around their support of rape culture and their agreement that rape is HILARIOUS and only a liberal or a troll would possibly dispute how hilarious it is when women are violently sexually assaulted.

romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013

by angerbeet

romeo x-ray fucked around with this message at 23:22 on May 27, 2013

samsquantch1
Feb 18, 2013

rocketgril posted:

Well, Iv'e been IP Banned. I guess calling people out for their support of rape culture goes against the rules or something.

I got banned yesterday for calling a woman out on her anti-gay sentiments, and then got to arguing with 2 or 3 people on the thread about it. She, of course, is still going strong, no ban for her, and she said some really nasty stuff about gay people and supporters of gay rights.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
I've gotten at least 2 legit friend requests from TPC members despite my character going around saying it was keeping an eye on people and at one point promising to rescue Obama from a sinkhole. I'm trying to play into the paranoia, but I guess I'm not trying hard enough.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

DemonDarkhorse posted:

I've gotten at least 2 legit friend requests from TPC members despite my character going around saying it was keeping an eye on people and at one point promising to rescue Obama from a sinkhole. I'm trying to play into the paranoia, but I guess I'm not trying hard enough.

Some of them might be goons.

Smegma Princess X
Jul 27, 2012

C.C.C.P. posted:

You were no doubt banned for "spreading divisiveness" due to the majority of TPCers being united around their support of rape culture and their agreement that rape is HILARIOUS and only a liberal or a troll would possibly dispute how hilarious it is when women are violently sexually assaulted.

I know they feel that way, but when they talk all they can talk about is their wives and daughters putting a bullet in a rapist. Because instead of stopping all rapes, they'd rather just stop some.

Edit: Also they were probably mad about my "Oh Please Tread on Me" flag.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Minorities posted:

Some of them might be goons.

I don't think so, one had 2100 friends and the other over 100.

In other news, is someone playing with a Kyoon character?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

DemonDarkhorse posted:

I don't think so, one had 2100 friends and the other over 100.

100 is nothing, neither is 500.

NewtGoongrich
Jan 21, 2012
I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN

DemonDarkhorse posted:

I don't think so, one had 2100 friends and the other over 100.

The site is infested with deep cover goon operatives :getin:

Also, Dave Ryan is a goon troll account right? Right?

NewtGoongrich fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Mar 6, 2013

Mr Darcy
Feb 8, 2006
Whelp, to quote TPC, I think Passionate Pachyderms has been drinking the TPC koolade.

I'm on my lovely netbook so I can't (be arsed to) screencap, but he/she/it has put up a passionate defence of the Selaty's running costs of the site.

Link:
https://www.teapartycommunity.com/blog/4365/a-little-bird-told-me-the-facts-of-life-re-tpc-donations-or-lack-there-of/

romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013

by angerbeet
^ :)

For anyone who speaks computer, here's more of that Tim Jr saying stuff section. Missed a bit on the first one.








romeo x-ray fucked around with this message at 23:22 on May 27, 2013

Smegma Princess X
Jul 27, 2012
Welp, after three posts of furry scat porn, my new account got "ninjabanned". What should I do now?

Mr Darcy
Feb 8, 2006

rocketgril posted:

Welp, after three posts of furry scat porn, my new account got "ninjabanned". What should I do now?

To quote the teletubbies. "Again, again".

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



rocketgril posted:

Edit: Also, apparently teaching about rape culture is really just a means to infringe upon the second amendment, because giving people a reason to not use their guns is the exact same thing as taking them away.
Everything they talk about relating to guns centers around "Obama will take them away," which is something that will never happen. They literally cannot debate gun control without attacking a foe that doesn't exist.

Rambling Robot posted:



Only Obama supporters and bears are poor.
And only Obama has ever handed out food stamps.

romeo x-ray posted:

The future of TPC: a meritocracy. Can't see how that won't go smoothly.


It really is beautiful. TPC wants to take every single terrible facet of capitalism, fascism, and plutocracy and throw a giant lampshade over them, without a hint of self-awareness.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Hazo posted:

Everything they talk about relating to guns centers around "Obama will take them away," which is something that will never happen. They literally cannot debate gun control without attacking a foe that doesn't exist.
And only Obama has ever handed out food stamps.
It really is beautiful. TPC wants to take every single terrible facet of capitalism, fascism, and plutocracy and throw a giant lampshade over them, without a hint of self-awareness.

I especially like the 'earn the right to vote' Its so :ironicat: its not even ironic anymore.

Von Bek
May 4, 2006


Do tell us more about the "powerful tools" on your crap, knock-off, open-access shitehole of a social network, Tim :allears:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Tim Selaty is going on a power trip, isn't he?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

McDowell posted:



Tim Selaty is going on a power trip, isn't he?

Everyone knows its the gays, dumb Muslims.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

McDowell posted:



Tim Selaty is going on a power trip, isn't he?

To be fair, the quote is absurd and sexist as hell.


Unfortunately, there are also Christians who think similar things about women.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Spacedad posted:

To be fair, the quote is absurd and sexist as hell.


Unfortunately, there are also Christians who think similar things about women.

Pfft. No. They only believe gays cause natural disasters. http://www.ibtimes.com/hurricane-sandy-caused-homosexuals-president-obama-evangelist-preacher-john-mcternan-says-855933

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
While we're on the subject of natural phenomena being blamed on god-bothering... :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_LT2d4CYts

After this rain-dancing stadium-sized event, they proceeded to have one of the worst droughts in Texas history.

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

Spacedad posted:

While we're on the subject of natural phenomena being blamed on god-bothering... :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_LT2d4CYts

After this rain-dancing stadium-sized event, they proceeded to have one of the worst droughts in Texas history.

I guess some gays made it into the stadium... :ohdear:

But what if a recovering Gay was in the stadium. What then? :shrug:

Mitchicon fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Mar 6, 2013

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Von Bek
May 4, 2006

Mitchicon posted:

I guess some gays made it into the stadium... :ohdear:

drat you, gays! :argh:

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