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Hewlett posted:I think my favorite is the later-season Deep Space Nine theme, where it turns the normally somber theme into a fanfare: Truth, it's composed by klingon Aaron Copland
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It looks like it's trying too hard and the shittiness of the first one that made it so endearingly crap will probably now be accompanied by knowing winks at the audience.
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Vagabundo posted:It looks like it's trying too hard and the shittiness of the first one that made it so endearingly crap will probably now be accompanied by knowing winks at the audience. The Birdemic guy honestly thinks people love the first one, if I remember correctly.
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Vagabundo posted:It looks like it's trying too hard and the shittiness of the first one that made it so endearingly crap will probably now be accompanied by knowing winks at the audience. Considering this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXOM16xwxCU was the first trailer, I think that's an accurate assessment.
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I dunno, I support a guy who calls himself "THE MASTER OF ROMANTIC THRILLERS(tm)". At least he has enthusiasm for his work.
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Mar 13, 2013 05:47
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I think he knows exactly what he's doing. He wouldn't include that "Who needs talent" quote if he was unaware how lovely his movies are.
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Three random posters.  
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What the gently caress. Also, I'm fairly certain that Bruce Willis shot comes from Looper.
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Is that concussed looking guy behind Bruce Willis supposed to be Channing Tatum? Edit: is that James Franco? Also, that girl's proportions are doing my head in.
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Mar 13, 2013 09:24
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Vagabundo posted:It looks like it's trying too hard and the shittiness of the first one that made it so endearingly crap will probably now be accompanied by knowing winks at the audience. Yes, precisely. I can't think of a single instance where that poo poo has worked. Bad movies are only funny if they weren't made to be bad.
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The MSJ posted:Is this one of those foreign painted posters? Probably. However, someone HERE has it labeled as an "unused promo poster". Also, on that page, they link to the original source here, where it's described as the following: quote:This comes to me from a reported former designer at one of Paramount’s art agencies…thanks to him for forwarding this along! He’s not entirely sure what the purpose of this poster was, but it was some sort of promotional artwork. I know we’ve been seeing a lot of the photo-realistic posters, but this one is pretty unique and interesting with a real artistic flair. That person is a moron. There's no drat way that was created by anyone directly connected to the production of that film. Gonz fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Mar 13, 2013 |
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Mar 13, 2013 09:50
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AndyP posted:Birdemic 2:
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Mister Chief posted:Three random posters. I must have this poster. So good, and keeps true to the original poster's style.
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Suzuki Method posted:I must have this poster. So good, and keeps true to the original poster's style. Yeah. That's almost too nice. Lets bring back this thread to a neutral level of quality 
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Yeah. That's almost too nice. Lets bring back this thread to a neutral level of quality I almost gagged when I realized what this was supposed to be. The Rock looks like a fat mess. How do you screw things up so fundamentally that you end up making The Rock look like a fat mess.
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LesterGroans posted:The Rock looks like a fat mess. How do you screw things up so fundamentally that you end up making The Rock look like a fat mess. He looks like melted Big Show.
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Mister Chief posted:Three random posters. This is fan made? It's gorgeous. Have they done any others?
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Lizard Combatant posted:This is fan made? It's gorgeous. That's a mondo poster.
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Der Shovel posted:Yes, precisely. I can't think of a single instance where that poo poo has worked. Bad movies are only funny if they weren't made to be bad. I liked The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra  Although that had honest jokes in it, one-liners and setpieces and physical comedy and stuff. Maybe that puts it in a different category than something that's just really sloppy and cynical?
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Lizard Combatant posted:This is fan made? It's gorgeous. It's a Martin Ansin joint.   
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Hey, the only good mondo artist. Well too bad mondo posters are a huge cocktease to create artificial demand and drive up the price even though they're super easy to print thousands of.
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Mondo Posters: Cast Collages Now And Forever
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Mondo Posters: Cast Collages Now And Forever Except for the poster that I originally posted which features a single character.
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Is Taxi Driver his only poster which doesn't have every character with a speaking role crammed in there?
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Young Freud posted:What the gently caress.  They took Bruce Willish right out of a promo shot of Live Free or Die Hard.
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Mr. Squishy posted:Is Taxi Driver his only poster which doesn't have every character with a speaking role crammed in there? I remember his Bride of Frankenstein poster being really good too. Edit: ah, here it is. 
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Coffee And Pie posted:
To be honest, he's been wearing that jacket for awhile.  Looper  A released still from G.I. Joe Retaliation He must really like that jacket.
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Bruce Willis needs to get out of actions movies, jesus. I liked him in Moonrise Kingdom as it was finally something different.
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Young Freud posted:To be honest, he's been wearing that jacket for awhile. Man, Bruce Willis' face is imploding.
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Wait, I just remembered... Pulp Fiction. He's been wearing that jacket for almost twenty years.
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Vintersorg posted:Bruce Willis needs to get out of actions movies, jesus. I liked him in Moonrise Kingdom as it was finally something different. I think he forgets that he's capable of more than shooting things. I miss funny Bruce Willis the way I miss funny Tom Hanks. 
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Dick Trauma posted:I think he forgets that he's capable of more than shooting things. I miss funny Bruce Willis the way I miss funny Tom Hanks. You miss The Whole Nine Yards???
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cats on the beat posted:I was going to rush to the defense of this image, because I thought it might be a cool woodcut. But it appears to be inked to look like a woodcut. 
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Holy poo poo. Someone got paid to make this. That's the first thing that always pops in my head when seeing terrible movie posters. 
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!!?!?! gently caress that movie was just about the most unfunniest thing ive ever watched. The only, only scene I laughed at was when Spade was sleeping on a couch and watches some mom breast feeding and he's like, "why is this turning me on?!". gently caress Sandler - I guess it's cool you're making sure your friends have cash and aren't going broke but jesus, write something good.
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WITNESS THE POWER! posted:Holy poo poo. Oh god, not only is it an awful poster but now I'm aware that Grown Ups 2 is coming out 
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