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Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008
I don't really understand why people (especially churchy people) are against this. It's not that the government is saying that the churches need to marry gay people, but that the government (which is wholly secular) recognizes it.

Do people think that they will have to perform gay marriages through their churches or something?

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DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

A Street Sharks reference in 2013? The hell?

But yeah, this is fantastic. My only concern is that trans rights are going to be a harder battle and that allies might be discouraged as a result. But that's no reason not to celebrate this!

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

Wojtek posted:

I don't really understand why people (especially churchy people) are against this. It's not that the government is saying that the churches need to marry gay people, but that the government (which is wholly secular) recognizes it.

Do people think that they will have to perform gay marriages through their churches or something?

It's stupid, but yes, that is a huge concern, despite that it's not true.

Crameltonian
Mar 27, 2010
I think that's actually a pretty common misconception, campaigners against gay marriage like screaming about religious freedom often enough that I think a fair amount of people have absorbed it in fact. Which is frustrating because it's so easily disproved- no government has ever forced churches to marry gay people and none have plans to, even here in godless socialist Europe.

TheLoser
Apr 1, 2011

You make my korokoro go dokidoki.

Wojtek posted:

I don't really understand why people (especially churchy people) are against this. It's not that the government is saying that the churches need to marry gay people, but that the government (which is wholly secular) recognizes it.

Do people think that they will have to perform gay marriages through their churches or something?

A friend of mine is thoroughly convinced marriage is a purely Christian thing. That is bullshit, and no amount of evidence to the contrary will ever change that world view. Time is the only changing force to some people.

EBT
Oct 29, 2005

by Ralp

Wojtek posted:



Do people think that they will have to perform gay marriages through their churches or something?

The right wing media has sat around for years and years saying that will be so, AM radio doubly so.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Wojtek posted:

I don't really understand why people (especially churchy people) are against this. It's not that the government is saying that the churches need to marry gay people, but that the government (which is wholly secular) recognizes it.

Do people think that they will have to perform gay marriages through their churches or something?

That's the roundabout way they try to get religious arguments into the courtroom; the argument that non-discrimination clauses and laws would leave them vulnerable to litigious gays suing on grounds of discrimination, or that their refusal might cause them to lose recognition as a non-profit, or whatever.

There's some really kinda "eh" justification to this, in that Bob Jones University lost its tax exempt status in Bob Jones University v United States, a SCOTUS case that ruled that the IRS can revoke tax exempt status for violating policies that have a compelling government interest-- in this case, eradicating racial discrimination.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Jones_University_v._United_States

This holds only to religious universities, mind, not churches. There would need to be a few more hops, skips, and jumps before we get to churches.

Teddybear fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Mar 28, 2013

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Wojtek posted:

I don't really understand why people (especially churchy people) are against this. It's not that the government is saying that the churches need to marry gay people, but that the government (which is wholly secular) recognizes it.

Do people think that they will have to perform gay marriages through their churches or something?

There's your problem right there, a lot of conservatives and Christians actually disagree on this point.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I loving hate my extended family


quote:

If most of my Facebook friends are going to support people who are gay by posting the red equal sign, I am going to post two feet, the feet represent the millions who never get to breathe the air of this world, who never feel love let alone get married, those who never have the chance to have children or go to school or do anything many gays are afforded the privilege to do. They are never given this chance because a human decides that their life is unimportant because of a defect or being an inopportune time for the person who conceived them. This is for the millions of children aborted yearly. Talk about rights being denied.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I loving hate my extended family



Jesus Christ. Abortions exist so therefore no gay marriage?

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


ZuljinRaynor posted:

Also, I like how supporters know the difference between CIVIL and RELIGIOUS marriage, but the opposition doesn't.

Do you remember that church where the membership declined to three people because the priest wouldn't marry an interracial couple?

Because once gay marriage is normalized poo poo like that's going to happen every day.

Big Hubris fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Mar 29, 2013

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I loving hate my extended family

Good thing everyone who sees the avatar and doesn't read the post will assume she supports gay marriage!

Space Gopher
Jul 31, 2006

BLITHERING IDIOT AND HARDCORE DURIAN APOLOGIST. LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SHIT DON'T STINK EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW IT DOES BECAUSE I'M SUPER CULTURED.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Jesus Christ. Abortions exist so therefore no gay marriage?

No, there's an effective and memorable "I support marriage equality" campaign, so anti-choice activists are trying to come up with their own copycat version. This is a good thing.

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


ErichZahn posted:

Do you remember that church where the membership declined to three people because the priest wouldn't marry an interracial couple?

Because once gay marriage is normalized poo poo like that's going to happen every day.

AND IT WILL BE AMAZING.

Red_Mage
Jul 23, 2007
I SHOULD BE FUCKING PERMABANNED BUT IN THE MEANTIME ASK ME ABOUT MY FAILED KICKSTARTER AND RUNNING OFF WITH THE MONEY

Space Gopher posted:

No, there's an effective and memorable "I support marriage equality" campaign, so anti-choice activists are trying to come up with their own copycat version. This is a good thing.

Yeah for as emotionally charged and schlocky as that post was, it still acknowledged implicitly that gays were being denied rights. You can be pro-life and pro-gay marriage.

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

Red_Mage posted:

Yeah for as emotionally charged and schlocky as that post was, it still acknowledged implicitly that gays were being denied rights. You can be pro-life and pro-gay marriage.

I'm sure you can, but the subtext of that post is "Those lucky gays with their petty complaints! Let's focus on a real issue." If you can even call it subtext.

Red_Mage
Jul 23, 2007
I SHOULD BE FUCKING PERMABANNED BUT IN THE MEANTIME ASK ME ABOUT MY FAILED KICKSTARTER AND RUNNING OFF WITH THE MONEY

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

I'm sure you can, but the subtext of that post is "Those lucky gays with their petty complaints! Let's focus on a real issue." If you can even call it subtext.

Eh. Everyone has their pet issue they are going to insist everyone be talking about at any opportunity. Its really not a huge concern to me if it catches on because even "WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE UNBORN WHO ARE ALSO BEING DENIED RIGHTS" is a pretty no-nonsense acknowledgement that rights are being denied. With how hard some pro-life friends I know push for adoption reform, it wouldn't actually surprise me a bit if this was a more common viewpoint than one would think.

I wonder how irked the protesters at the downtown planned parenthood would be if I put up a bunch of signs that said "Don't abort your baby, give it to a gay couple"

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
I meant to post this yesterday, but Thursday's headline/front page news story in Raleigh was "HAGAN SUPPORTS GAY MARRIAGE".

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Saw on Facebook that Christians are claiming that the Supreme Court decision and court cases are because of Satan trying to take off the focus on Jesus this Easter

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
I believe my unmarried friends who party all night, go on lavish vacations, and enjoy their lives generally are ruining the traditional family values of America. Won't somebody think of the children? These "singles" as they like to be called are an affront to traditional family values. I agree with Dennis Hollingsworth- the government has a rational interest in promoting same-sex marriage- but he doesn't take it far enough. Single people should be rounded up and forced to marry each other, for the good of the children and the country.

Marriage should not only be restricted to 1 man 1 woman, but marriage should also be compulsory.

[/parody]

I used this line of reasoning during dinner with my regressive shitheel family last night. It was incredibly satisfying.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Remember yesterday as the day Rush Limbaugh gave up.

Rush Limbaugh posted:

This issue is lost. I don't care what the Supreme Court does, this is now inevitable.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

drat those liebrals and their fancy wordplay!

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



RI state Sen. Archambault, the one who was awesome during the hearing, expects the marriage bill to get get through the Senate.

Still no schedule for the vote.

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
gently caress the religious right. gently caress them so loving much (from Pam's House Blend & Right Wing Watch)

Subhuman filth posted:

When we see dozens of Democrats abandoning their previously held positions and a few Republicans also willing to betray the voters who put them in office, it would be easy to become cynical about everyone in politics. But we have to stand firm and push back. Marriage is a blessing to families. Three-quarters of the teen rapists in our prisons are fatherless young men, so are two-thirds of the teen murderers. Even gay martyr Matthew Shepherd [sic] was killed by two fatherless young men. Marriage bashes no one. Marriage benefits everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS669AzO8bw

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

RI state Sen. Archambault, the one who was awesome during the hearing, expects the marriage bill to get get through the Senate.

Still no schedule for the vote.

What does "You don't know God. I know God." J. T. Walsh lookalike think about this?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

staticman posted:

gently caress the religious right. gently caress them so loving much (from Pam's House Blend & Right Wing Watch)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS669AzO8bw

Yet if gays could get married, there'd be more marriages and they could foster/adopt children and provide a loving, caring environment! I wonder if these people ever have an AHA! moment where they realise how loving stupid they are.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

PT6A posted:

Yet if gays could get married, there'd be more marriages and they could foster/adopt children and provide a loving, caring environment! I wonder if these people ever have an AHA! moment where they realise how loving stupid they are.

Remember, in their minds, all gays are pedophiles who are only looking to adopt so they have easy access to prey. And of course the "fatherless" thing has almost nothing to do with the concept of a "stable family", but a "Christian" family. These are the kind of people who said of a guy who murdered his family that it was his parents' fault for not bringing him up in a strict enough, Christian enough environment (never mind that part of his problem was that he had undiagnosed psych disorders that his parents tried to cure with punishment and Jesus).

Really, I've heard people explain that single moms are bad parents not because of family dynamics or stability or whatever, but because women who get pregnant while unmarried (or who remain single after a divorce) are obviously irresponsible and will raise their children to be irresponsible as well. These are largely not the people who think "kids need families who love and support them" - their thought process is "kids need families that will raise them to hold the exact same values on everything that I do". And going back to that first point, they think gays will obviously raise kids not only to be tolerant of others, sin of sins that is, but will probably force the kid to be gay.

Thesoro posted:

But if you let gay people marry, they'The OmniGay Messiah, The Man With Infinite Dad, The Prophet of Dilz.

The Queersatz Haderach, if you will.

Kugyou no Tenshi fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Mar 30, 2013

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

staticman posted:

Three-quarters of the teen rapists in our prisons are fatherless young men, so are two-thirds of the teen murderers. Even gay martyr Matthew Shepherd [sic] was killed by two fatherless young men. Marriage bashes no one. Marriage benefits everyone.
But if you let gay people marry, they'll raise a class of DOUBLE-FATHERED youths, moral paragons, destined and perfect, and if those children grow up gay (inevitable, considering their gay parentage), they'll give birth to DOUBLE-FATHERED, QUAD-GRANDPA'D children, who will raise their own children, and so on and so forth, Dadding exponentially, until we reach the OmniGay Messiah, The Man With Infinite Dad, The Prophet of Dilz.

Not seeing the downside tbqh

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

Thesoro posted:

The Man With Infinite Dad

This sounds like an idea for a ridiculous superhero. I like it.

And while I know that "marriage" in the previous quoted passage meant "straight marriage", I like that the literal interpretation of that message is slightly less awful than the intended interpretation.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Thesoro posted:

But if you let gay people marry, they'll raise a class of DOUBLE-FATHERED youths, moral paragons, destined and perfect, and if those children grow up gay (inevitable, considering their gay parentage), they'll give birth to DOUBLE-FATHERED, QUAD-GRANDPA'D children, who will raise their own children, and so on and so forth, Dadding exponentially, until we reach the OmniGay Messiah, The Man With Infinite Dad, The Prophet of Dilz.

Not seeing the downside tbqh

Anyone who ignores the truth of the FOUR SIMULTANEOUS GRANDPAS should be put down for the good of the children. I was born to think Cubic as in a 4 corner family life, therefore I rise above you. You are educated Stupid, You are educated Evil ---
You will ignore message
& attack the messenger.
Man invented his God in
man's character - Stupid
Oneism and Singularity
in Universe of Opposites.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy
AP: Gene Ray comes out in favor of Same-Sex Marriage.

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

Zero VGS posted:

AP: Gene Ray comes out in favor of Same-Sex Marriage.
I thought this was real for a split second and my heart exploded with joy.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Tea Party Congressman Justin Amash tweeted that he supports the repeal of DOMA, saying that government is the “real threat” to traditional marriage, “not gay couples who love each other & want to spend lives together."

Crameltonian
Mar 27, 2010
That's a somewhat nonsensical argument but eh, as long as he's on the right side I'm not that fussed. This must be one of the first ever cases of a Tea Party official actually living up to their small government rhetoric on social issues...

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Sweeney Tom posted:

Tea Party Congressman Justin Amash tweeted that he supports the repeal of DOMA, saying that government is the “real threat” to traditional marriage, “not gay couples who love each other & want to spend lives together."

There's a trap in there somewhere because Justin Amash is a grade A shitheel.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
He's a Paulite, so I'm going to assume he's the standard terrible person who twice a day manages to be right on gay marriage and weed.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

There's a trap in there somewhere because Justin Amash is a grade A shitheel.

The "trap" is that libertarian types like him think government shouldn't have anything to do with marriage at all, it should be either completely the domain of religious institutions or if you live together with someone, that's good enough.

Though at least he came down on the less harmful side of this. I know other libertarian shitheels that oppose same-sex marriage because "the government shouldn't have anything to do with marriage and supporting it is giving the government more power."

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Twelve by Pies posted:

Though at least he came down on the less harmful side of this. I know other libertarian shitheels that oppose same-sex marriage because "the government shouldn't have anything to do with marriage and supporting it is giving the government more power."

Were the libertarians arguing this point at all until recently? I've only heard this "government out of marriage completely" business after it became pretty obvious that full marriage equality is all but inevitable.

To be fair though, I haven't paid libertarians much attention to begin with.

Crameltonian
Mar 27, 2010
I think libertarians tend to mumble and say something about the REAL issues when marriage comes up- most of them are in it for the lower taxes/freedom from the tyranny of safety regulations and don't particularly care about social issues.

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All Of The Dicks
Apr 7, 2012

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

Really, I've heard people explain that single moms are bad parents not because of family dynamics or stability or whatever, but because women who get pregnant while unmarried (or who remain single after a divorce) are obviously irresponsible and will raise their children to be irresponsible as well. These are largely not the people who think "kids need families who love and support them" - their thought process is "kids need families that will raise them to hold the exact same values on everything that I do". And going back to that first point, they think gays will obviously raise kids not only to be tolerant of others, sin of sins that is, but will probably force the kid to be gay.

Well, to be fair, having and bringing to term accidental babies is pretty much the definition of irresponsible. It is basically failing to take any of the steps for preparing to have or not have a baby. You can't really argue that a high schooler getting pregnant or something like that IS a responsible thing to do.

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