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couldcareless
Feb 8, 2009

Spheal used Swagger!

colas posted:



This is the funniest thing that's ever popped up on my fb feed. Just look how small!

This thread has really been going to the shitter lately.

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schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.



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Fader Movitz
Sep 25, 2012

Snus, snaps och saltlakrits
My corridor mate went home for Easter but left his keys with us. So me some other guys took it as our duty to decorate his room for Easter.



Not seen in the picture is sawdust under the bed and desk. About 100 glasses of water, a shower filled with balloons and a gold fish in the sink.

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Sirveaux
Aug 26, 2004
<=>

Fader Movitz posted:

My corridor mate went home for Easter but left his keys with us. So me some other guys took it as our duty to decorate his room for Easter.

Flogsta?

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Fader Movitz
Sep 25, 2012

Snus, snaps och saltlakrits

Yep.

Philip J Fry
Apr 25, 2007

go outside and have a blast

Came across this while grocery shopping last summer. I could almost hear Dave's voice...'ALLLLLLLLLVIIIIIIIIIIIN!'

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Olympic Mathlete has a new favorite as of 23:35 on Mar 28, 2013

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


Fader Movitz posted:

My corridor mate went home for Easter but left his keys with us. So me some other guys took it as our duty to decorate his room for Easter.



Not seen in the picture is sawdust under the bed and desk. About 100 glasses of water, a shower filled with balloons and a gold fish in the sink.

Was the Belgian flag there before you hosed with his room?

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Pfft, and people said gun swords would be impracticle.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

DrBouvenstein posted:

Pfft, and people said gun swords would be impracticle.


Sure, when you hold them like a dumbass. Look at that loving trigger discipline. :mad:

Dickweasel Alpha
Feb 8, 2011

Mod Secrets #614 - Experto Crede is the one who bought most of those frog avatars

SpazmasterX posted:

Sure, when you hold them like a dumbass. Look at that loving trigger discipline. :mad:

Well how the gently caress else are you going to add the sprinkles? A shaker? :mad:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/5pv19k8.png :nws:

Heh...that's a butt.

Edit: Added some nws warnings, since it's not just a carving of a butt, but a carving of a dude sucking his own dick.


And his butt.

Azrael Alexander
Jun 24, 2011

No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

SpazmasterX posted:

Sure, when you hold them like a dumbass. Look at that loving trigger discipline. :mad:
FF8 gunblades don't even shoot bullets...they just vibrate the blade, which supposedly does more damage somehow...? The nerd in me was so disappointed when I found that out.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
So, I watched some dumb little youtube video, and I got an interesting lineup of recommendations:

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

DrBouvenstein posted:

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/5pv19k8.png :nws:

Heh...that's a butt.

Edit: Added some nws warnings, since it's not just a carving of a butt, but a carving of a dude sucking his own dick.


And his butt.

If I could suck my own butt I would never leave the house.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Thats nasty, man.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

Azrael Alexander posted:

FF8 gunblades don't even shoot bullets...they just vibrate the blade, which supposedly does more damage somehow...? The nerd in me was so disappointed when I found that out.

It's magic.

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012


Is this a Dees Illustration? :allears:

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

SpazmasterX posted:

Sure, when you hold them like a dumbass. Look at that loving trigger discipline. :mad:

There had better be an accompanying vid of that guy accidentally blasting his cake all to gently caress! :argh:

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Terminal Entropy posted:

Is this a Dees Illustration? :allears:

It has to be, someone just removed the watermark. A couple more of his corn related images:



Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

I like the scientists in the background doing menacing science stuff.

hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009


ARE THOSE MY SPERMS
Sep 22, 2008

:f5h::allears::fh:
Loves You
Anyone have the series of pictures where there's a dude in the park in a dog costume and in the last picture it reveals that the "tail" is a buttplug and its hanging out of a hole in the rear of the costume? If I remember right he's near children

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009

ARE THOSE MY SPERMS posted:

Anyone have the series of pictures where there's a dude in the park in a dog costume and in the last picture it reveals that the "tail" is a buttplug and its hanging out of a hole in the rear of the costume? If I remember right he's near children

:staredog:

I think you want to ask that in awkward/ugly.

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph

ARE THOSE MY SPERMS posted:

Anyone have the series of pictures where there's a dude in the park in a dog costume and in the last picture it reveals that the "tail" is a buttplug and its hanging out of a hole in the rear of the costume? If I remember right he's near children

The last insane thing you asked for turned out to be real and now I'm terrified. Part of that terror is that I am actually fairly certain I've seen the picture of the man in the dog costume near kids, but without the dramatic reveal in the end.


:stare: Well I guess the sweaty men with pictures of underaged girls on their pillows are right, Japan is loving decades ahead.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Don't worry. I'm pretty sure that is Chinese.

Bolivar
Aug 20, 2011

Inzombiac posted:

Don't worry. I'm pretty sure that is Chinese.

The chips seem like Lay's (American) chips with Chinese (?) labels, but the papers in the background are in Japanese.
Though I didn't get the "funny" part of the image anyway, so...

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?

There's no way social skills would anywhere close to that big.

NihilVerumNisiMors
Aug 16, 2012


The implications here are really uncomfortable. :psyduck:

colas
Feb 14, 2007



lol - umad?

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

colas posted:



lol - umad?

This isn't the meme thread.

quote:

An Arlington man is behind bars after allegedly attacking his roommate for drawing a penis on his face with permanent marker while he was asleep.

LordArgh has a new favorite as of 14:02 on Mar 29, 2013

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
This was at Best Buy yesterday.


EDIT: Back when I had cats, both of them would do this to the dog's bed.
v v v v v

Robert Denby has a new favorite as of 16:35 on Mar 29, 2013

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


Cats are huge assholes.

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012

by Pipski

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Bolivar posted:

The chips seem like Lay's (American) chips with Chinese (?) labels, but the papers in the background are in Japanese.
Though I didn't get the "funny" part of the image anyway, so...

There is a tray inside the tube, necessitating even SMALLER chips for no reason except superfluous packaging.



VVVV Fair enough. Still seems wasteful to me; I've never had a problem getting chips/crisps out of a tube, and there's definitely a bait-and-switch element to the chip/crisp size.

KnifeWrench has a new favorite as of 18:34 on Mar 29, 2013

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GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

KnifeWrench posted:

There is a tray inside the tube, necessitating even SMALLER chips for no reason except superfluous packaging.

No the point is the tray allow you to actually get at the crisps without trying to shove your hand down the tube.

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