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McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

ChoppaMan posted:

Some of us have jobs and don't sit around sucking on the government's welfare tit.

I cannot even begin to quantify how far that is from answering his legitimate question about how you can provide financial support to a website you claim to hate.

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
ChoppaMan is cute. Can we keep him :allears:

But, really though, SOROS THANKS YOU.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
Edit: I don't talk to banme puppets.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Apr 2, 2013

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.
Speaking of Naked racism:



Just posting the article wasn't enough, he had to get cute with the title.

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.


Not just cute, but proud as well.

NoUU
Mar 8, 2013



So Dr. Schuetz thought a school was phasing out multiplication completely.

Petr
Oct 3, 2000

ChoppaMan posted:

Some of us have jobs and don't sit around sucking on the government's welfare tit.

Isn't it telling how his brain just processed that question so differently from its actual meaning? He obviously read it as "why would you willingly give up resources" rather than "why would you support something you claim to be against." Ideology really shapes every smallest bit of perception.


Wet and ready posted:

Speaking of Naked racism:



Just posting the article wasn't enough, he had to get cute with the title.

Aaahahaha, that's talking about melotonin, not melanin.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



NoUU posted:



So Dr. Schuetz thought a school was phasing out multiplication completely.

Makes me wonder what exactly she's a doctor of.

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

ChoppaMan posted:

That's rich, coming from an SA poster. You know that SA's monthly visitors is down more than 50% of the last couple years? Pick a random thread in the archives and count how many people are banned.

All that's left are whiny social justice warriors.

You dorks at SASS, erm... The New Effort, erm... SmyD, erm... Buttes, erm... New Sass, erm... Something Sensitive have been predicting the downfall of Something Awful since like 2007. Don't worry. I'm sure we're circling the drain for real this time; especially with dudes like you dropping 30 bucks on a throwaway account to call us faggots. While you're qqing about poo poo no one cares about from years ago, you may want to include mangosteen-1000dollarchair-mailorderbride-footfetish.

Haha, see it's funny because I can't get the name straight because despite trying to be above all the goony goon goonery that you supposedly take issue with, you idiots keep finding out that most of you are just as pathetic as the goons you've been making fun of, which results in a shitstorm of drama and a bunch of even less funny splinter groups that are still full of pathetic goons. The sickness. It is inside you.

:qq: People are sensitive and don't say human being anymore :qq: Go spend some time in your hugbox about it, you unfunny autistic gently caress.

C.C.C.P. fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Apr 2, 2013

SC Bracer
Aug 7, 2012

DEMAGLIO!

Wet and ready posted:

Speaking of Naked racism:



Just posting the article wasn't enough, he had to get cute with the title.

I'm so confused. Did this person mix up melanin with melatonin?
E,f;b

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Kaethela posted:

Makes me wonder what exactly she's a doctor of.

Christian Psychology.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



C.C.C.P. posted:

You dorks at SASS, erm... The New Effort, erm... SmyD, erm... Buttes, erm... New Sass, erm... Something Sensitive have been predicting the downfall of Something Awful since like 2007. Don't worry. I'm sure we're circling the drain for real this time; especially with dudes like you dropping 30 bucks to call us faggots.

Haha, see it's funny because I can't get the name straight because despite trying to be above all the goony goon goonery that you supposedly take issue with, you idiots keep finding out that most of you are just as pathetic as the goons you've been making fun of, which results in a shitstorm of drama and a bunch of even less funny splinter groups that are still full of pathetic goons. The sickness. It is inside you.

:qq: People are sensitive and don't say human being anymore :qq: Go spend some time in your hugbox about it, you unfunny autistic gently caress.

It was a banme troll account, calm the gently caress down.

Petr
Oct 3, 2000

Kaethela posted:

It was a banme troll account, calm the gently caress down.

From the way he tried to defend himself in the banme, I got the impression that he was actually an irl shithead.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

Petr posted:

From the way he tried to defend himself in the banme, I got the impression that he was actually an irl shithead.

Where is the banme? I can't seem to find it and now I'm curious.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



McCloud24 posted:

Where is the banme? I can't seem to find it and now I'm curious.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3541745

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Kaethela posted:

It was a banme troll account, calm the gently caress down.

"I spent 30 bucks on an account and archives and spent the weekend doing some math and i can now report that forums traffic is down 42.3% from 3 years ago mwahahaha yesssssssssssss gently caress you Richard" is seriously the kind of spergy poo poo SASS circlejerks about constantly.

Edit: And they've got a thread going about this thread. So, y'know, it wasn't like I was totally reaching there or anything.

C.C.C.P. fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Apr 2, 2013

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

SC Bracer posted:

I'm so confused. Did this person mix up melanin with melatonin?
E,f;b

They are exactly the same thing, duh.

Look at the words, they are EXACTLY THE SAME!!! :downsgun:

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

Not a single :whatup:? I'm really disappointed.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



McCloud24 posted:

Not a single :whatup:? I'm really disappointed.

A missed opportunity, for sure.

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!

C.C.C.P. posted:

"I spent 30 bucks on an account and archives and spent the weekend doing some math and i can now report that forums traffic is down 42.3% from 3 years ago mwahahaha yesssssssssssss gently caress you Richard" is seriously the kind of spergy poo poo SASS circlejerks about constantly.

Edit: And they've got a thread going about this thread. So, y'know, it wasn't like I was totally reaching there or anything.

What website is this your talking about?
e: Holy poo poo we have a fansite? Full of sexist racist tools? Awesome.

Schizotek fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Apr 2, 2013

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



NoUU posted:



So Dr. Schuetz thought a school was phasing out multiplication completely.
Sharon Schuetz is a moron.

I'm confused about the tone of that thread anyway. I don't get why they're feigning outrage about curriculum and budget cuts when tea partiers constantly demonize public education.

C.C.C.P. posted:

"I spent 30 bucks on an account and archives and spent the weekend doing some math and i can now report that forums traffic is down 42.3% from 3 years ago mwahahaha yesssssssssssss gently caress you Richard" is seriously the kind of spergy poo poo SASS circlejerks about constantly.
SASS is still around? :psyduck: I thought it was just a handful of racists and other terrible posters from years ago that nobody cared about. There's no way it has more than like 200 members.

edit: 208 apparently

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Schizotek posted:

What website is this your talking about?
e: Holy poo poo we have a fansite? Full of sexist racist tools? Awesome.

There's also one full of banned MRA libertarians, and another one full of revolutionary socialists. I read them both when the main forums are down. :allears: There are a lot of awful angry banned goon spinoffs.

old beast lunatic fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Apr 2, 2013

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Hazo posted:

SASS is still around? :psyduck: I thought it was just a handful of racists and other terrible posters from years ago that nobody cared about. There's no way it has more than like 200 members.

edit: 208 apparently

Yeah, I'd totally forgotten about them because they're pretty much irrelevant. I figured they all might have gotten bored and moved on.


Anyway - Back to not caring about miscreants I'd forgotten exist.

gatesealer
Apr 9, 2011

So I just looked up something sensitive....when your entire site is dedicated to talking about a site you hate. you may have a problem.

also 208 members? really?

SpookyTurtle
Jun 13, 2003

Top of the food chain, Ma!
Tea Party people are individually scary, but collectively ridiculous.

Remember how critics of the Occupy movement said (rightly) that OWS lacked a coherent message? And contrasted that (wrongly) to the unified front of the Tea Party?



Not only is the TPC unable to agree on what their talking points are, they can't even reach a meaningful consensus on whether those differences even exist or matter.


I also find it interesting how they latch on to Conservative Personalities with religious conviction, then abandon those icons at the first sign of compromise liberal weakness.



Chris Christie is no longer conservative enough for the TPC.
Ann Coulter is no longer conservative enough for the TPC.
Rand Paul and Marco Rubio are currently in favor, but can they ride that capricious beast until the 2016 elections?
Sarah Palin still holds their adoration, but she's safely spewing rhetoric from the sidelines.


And finally, a symptom of the bad economy of Obama's America: The Tims have reduced their ambitious fundraising goals from $30k to $10k, with unlimited time.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

gatesealer posted:

So I just looked up something sensitive....when your entire site is dedicated to talking about a site you hate. you may have a problem.

also 208 members? really?

At least 50 of the members are deep cover CIA plants.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

InterFaced posted:

There's also one full of banned MRA libertarians, and another one full of revolutionary socialists. I read them both when the main forums are down. :allears: There are a lot of awful angry banned goon spinoffs.

I can vaguely recall two revolutionary socialist spin-offs following LF's coup, one of which was oriented towards sharing reading lists and the other was more of a match making service for playing online without dealing with shitheads. I'd be surprised if either are still kicking.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Kaethela posted:

Makes me wonder what exactly she's a doctor of.

She has a BS in Godology

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:
I'm never leaving this or the IRC channel. It's too fantastic.
Edit: Huh, odd, go to join the channel and it's not there anymore? Did something happen?

etalian posted:

Jesus died on the cross since he didn't have a concealed carry permit.

Did anyone do the Jesus-with-gun-flying-off-cross yet? Did we, did we?

Paradox Personified fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Apr 3, 2013

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



SpookyTurtle posted:

Not only is the TPC unable to agree on what their talking points are, they can't even reach a meaningful consensus on whether those differences even exist or matter.


I also find it interesting how they latch on to Conservative Personalities with religious conviction, then abandon those icons at the first sign of compromise liberal weakness.



Chris Christie is no longer conservative enough for the TPC.
Ann Coulter is no longer conservative enough for the TPC.
Rand Paul and Marco Rubio are currently in favor, but can they ride that capricious beast until the 2016 elections?
Sarah Palin still holds their adoration, but she's safely spewing rhetoric from the sidelines.
This is delightful. They have no idea what they are doing, they just screech angrily about anyone who says something they disagree with that day. Only the most carefully-coached people (Palin) stand a chance, otherwise nobody's views come close to approaching the levels of regressive extremism that is the far-far-right tea party "ideology."

Paradox Personified posted:

I'm never leaving this or the IRC channel. It's too fantastic.
Edit: Huh, odd, go to join the channel and it's not there anymore? Did something happen?
Procedure Aether (Code Level White) went into effect. PM me if you didn't get the email from George.

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Hazo posted:

Procedure Aether (Code Level White) went into effect. PM me if you didn't get the email from George.

Unless you're in Chapter Colour Crimson Purple. You know what you did.

Von Bek
May 4, 2006


Book-burning :thumbsup:

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value



I hope Joe does something productive with the time he spends not troll hunting. Like making money and writing checks for child support.



At the end, it sounds like he may have faked quitting again. This time, he was only half-quitting.

TVarmy fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Apr 3, 2013

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

TVarmy posted:



I hope Joe does something productive with the time he spends not troll hunting. Like making money and writing checks for child support.




How many has he done this by now? Are these people really that loving stupid that they don't realize Joe quits/leaves once a week?

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DrManiac posted:

How many has he done this by now? Are these people really that loving stupid that they don't realize Joe quits/leaves once a week?

Look who you're asking that about.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



DrManiac posted:

How many has he done this by now? Are these people really that loving stupid that they don't realize Joe quits/leaves once a week?

I don't think he's saying he's quitting this time, I think he's just tacitly admitting he's giving up because we've gotten the better of him. Like others have said, maybe he'll redirect his efforts into being less of a horrible father.

Pretty funny considering some of us have been trolling that site for over two months now without chickening out like Joe, and they're a hell of a lot more hostile over than we are here. Says a lot about our intelligence and integrity compared to theirs-- tea partiers are pretty cowardly and thin-skinned.

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
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These guys celebrate wisdom that is explicitly retarded.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

Wet and ready posted:

These guys celebrate wisdom that is explicitly retarded.



But it isn't full retarded, so...

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

DrManiac posted:

How many has he done this by now? Are these people really that loving stupid that they don't realize Joe quits/leaves once a week?

He'll probably stop for real once people stop asking him to stay. He's like a five year old pretending to be hurt until you give him the soccer ball back, at which point he's right as rain. Once he realizes the game goes on without him he'll either quit for real or stop whining about it.

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djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot
Hey Joe.



Guess what. You failed. I'm not even your friend.

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