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Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

snortpocket posted:

Ugh, how many Sex and the City movies are we going to have to endure?

If the show/movies had incorporated more tanker trucks of pork blood, it might have been watchable.

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plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

DrBouvenstein posted:

On the way to the set of the Carrie remake.

Or to Jim Haggerty's house RV.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Fried pork blood is a common food in Sweden

Huge handwrestlers hand

Zzulu has a new favorite as of 19:01 on Apr 1, 2013

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky

Zzulu posted:

Fried pork blood is a common food in Sweden

Huge handwrestlers hand



Man if only there were a subspecies of humans like that and it wasn't a genetic defect that will probably kill him early.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Itchy Bear Dong posted:

Man if only there were a subspecies of humans like that and it wasn't a genetic defect that will probably kill him early.

Oh it might not be that. It might also be all the chemicals and hormones they've pumped into him. (That will probably kill him early.)

take_it_slow
Jul 7, 2011


PowderKeg
Apr 5, 2003

Zzulu posted:

Fried pork blood is a common food in Sweden

Huge handwrestlers hand



Somewhere in the afterlife, Jack Kirby smiles.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
My Generic Mail ProviderTM is getting into the spirit of April 1st.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

Fried pork blood is a common food in Sweden

Huge handwrestlers hand



КРОССВОРД

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

I took a few new ones of some other weirdness in the house and posted them in that thread:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3431884&pagenumber=7#post413994408

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
A goose and its Goslings :v:

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

What an awkward way to hold a pair of glasses. Maybe he should pay cash money for laser him eyeball.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink


Anybody else see the dude on the right as alternate universe goon Tim Tebow?

Nicodemus Dumps has a new favorite as of 03:19 on Apr 2, 2013

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Wow that really takes me back. That had to have been like '93 or so. Here's the extended one:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Looking at those fingers makes my vagina hurt.

TheGayDivorce0000
Jan 21, 2004

bringmyfishback posted:

Looking at those fingers makes my vagina hurt.



Hurt? That's not what my vagina felt when I looked at them...

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

TheGayDivorce0000 posted:

Hurt? That's not what my vagina felt when I looked at them...

Just what sort of gay are you, anyway?

Loligo
Nov 27, 2007

davebo posted:

Wow that really takes me back. That had to have been like '93 or so. Here's the extended one:


I feel like the portrait should be replaced with Charlie Kelly...

Wax Dynasty
Jan 1, 2013

This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.


Hell Gem

Itchy Bear Dong posted:

Man if only there were a subspecies of humans like that and it wasn't a genetic defect that will probably kill him early.

Space Marines are bred to die for the Emperor's glory. :commissar:

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

davebo posted:

Wow that really takes me back. That had to have been like '93 or so. Here's the extended one:


I so wanted this to be real, but 1313 Mockingbird Lane gave it away :smith:

funtax
Feb 28, 2001
Forum Veteran
It's part of the series of gag ads that ran in Alan Moore's "1963" comics back in the 90s. They were all pretty funny:

Tricerapowerbottom
Jun 16, 2008

WILL MY PONY RECOGNIZE MY VOICE IN HELL

KittenofDoom
Apr 15, 2003

Me posting IRL
The theme from Terminator 2 is playing.

TurboTax
Oct 9, 2012
Andy Murray's prosthetic pec inserts and neck inflation surgery have been paying off:

Centzon Totochtin
Jan 2, 2009

TurboTax posted:

Andy Murray's prosthetic pec inserts and neck inflation surgery have been paying off:



I don't get it.

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

GANDAAAAAALF

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist


Not bad, Netflix.

substitute
Aug 30, 2003

you for my mum
Oven error code (on Easter). No food for you.

jovial_cynic
Aug 19, 2005




quote:

Lui Hua suffers from a rare condition known as macrodactyly. When he was hospitalized in Shanghai on July 2007, his left thumb measured 10.2 inches and his index finger measured close to 12. On July 20 surgeons undertook a seven-hour operation to reduce the size of Liu's fingers and thumb. Doctors removed 11 pounds of flesh and bone in the procedure. A second surgery is scheduled to take place.

TurboTax
Oct 9, 2012

Some experimental composer out there would love this guy.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Your free coffee is pretty expensive there.

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011



Notably famous cellist Yo-Yo Ma hanging around with a wombat.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur wombat!

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

Lord Lambeth posted:


Notably famous cellist Yo-Yo Ma hanging around with a wombat.

Context could not possibly make this funnier.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Cymbal Monkey posted:

Context could not possibly make this funnier.

Would it please you to know that this was taken a charity event and the wombat had its own dressing room (which this bathroom was attached to)?

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

Met posted:



Not bad, Netflix.

Ha! When I logged on to Netflix on April fools, it recommended to me nothing but "Stop, or My Mother Will Shoot!" under the category of "Movies starring Estelle Ghetty and some other guy." Wish I had a pic.

vvv
Thanks!

Bast Relief has a new favorite as of 07:25 on Apr 3, 2013

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

jidohanbaiki posted:

Ha! When I logged on to Netflix on April fools, it recommended to me nothing but "Stop, or My Mother Will Shoot!" under the category of "Movies starring Estelle Ghetty and some other guy." Wish I had a pic.



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Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


Is that Sylvester Stallone? :stare:

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Fozaldo
Apr 18, 2004

Serenity Now. Serenity Now.
:respek::respek::respek::respek::respek:

Lord Lambeth posted:

Is that Sylvester Stallone? :stare:

You've never head of Stop or my Mom Will Shoot ? That's probably a good thing actually.

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