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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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DreamShipWrecked posted:

I remember that guy, he got a lot of crap for what he said. And he didn't really deserve it. Is it kinda bad that he thinks that gays are gross? Yes, but we are kinda weird in a statistical sense at the very least ("we" including myself :gay: ) so I can at least appreciate that. But he doesn't want to screw us over because of his distaste, which is admirable of him. If the rest of the people freaked out by us had the same opinion then we wouldn't even be having a SCOTUS hearing.

Seriously, people are free to think whatever distasteful things they want. It should not be a problem how terrible a person you are as long as you don't try to force others to think/behave according to your stupidity.

Its when people tell me how I have to think and speak that my fascism alarms start going off.

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ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

HEGEL SMOKE A J posted:

Serious question: is "Rummel" for Rommel?

Why did she name him Canon instead of Nikon, anyways?

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

The Ape of Naples posted:

Why would she put he son's name online? Especially in an antagonizing way.

He's, not surprisingly, as big of a douche as anyone on TPC.

EDIT: Is everyone on TPC a self published author?

His youtube is full of clips of people throwing big gulps full of soda onto unsuspecting strangers.

:patriot:

NoUU
Mar 8, 2013

I Fought The Mom posted:

His youtube is full of clips of people throwing big gulps full of soda onto unsuspecting strangers.

:patriot:

Jesus Christ, it's probably fine though because they're Muslims or something.

Are there any decent people connected with the Tea Party?

NoUU fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Apr 8, 2013

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

NoUU posted:



You wana date my loving awesome son liberals? Well you can't, how's that feel?

Speaking as a woman, he's not even really that attractive but then again, I'm not really into douche-y, jock looking bro's who look like they probably get chicks drunk and take advantage of them. Nevermind that he's 17. Nevermind that he's probably compensating for having a tiny dick with his gun obsession. Nevermind he probably thinks I'm inferior and should be meek and subservient to him. Nevermind that I'd have to deal with his crazy, lovely opinions and his possibly mentally ill mother who thinks putting her minor child's name on TPC in an effort to... taunt all of us I guess(?) was a good idea.

Tina, if you're reading this, you don't have to worry about this particular socialist coming anywhere near your horsefaced crotchspawn.

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot
Good job literally hiring a teenager, TPC.

NoUU
Mar 8, 2013

Jesus he's acting like a moderator on some lovely fansite full of kids or something. "No family reunion pics" What the gently caress?

Edit: Do the other moderators post when they ban someone?

NoUU fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Apr 8, 2013

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot
I'm not even joking that he's a teenager.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




NoUU posted:

Edit: Do the other moderators post when they ban someone?

They have, yes.

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I love how they're all trying to be patriotic by choosing 1776 as their birthday, but then gently caress it all up by picking January 1st as the date. Instead of commemorating the signing of the Declaration of Independence - as they're obviously trying to do - they're instead commemorating the burning of Norfolk by the British Navy. :allears:

Smart Car
Mar 31, 2011

I'd think they'd pick December 13, 1773 if anything as a date considering the name and all.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Ok. I tried to make an account. I had zero friends and literally, all I said was, "Hi, my name is Smoking Crow from the land of trolls, Something Awful. You can ask me any question you like and I will answer them to the best of my ability." That's it. Thirty seconds after posting that, I was banned. I must have the world record or something.

NoUU
Mar 8, 2013

Smoking Crow posted:

Ok. I tried to make an account. I had zero friends and literally, all I said was, "Hi, my name is Smoking Crow from the land of trolls, Something Awful. You can ask me any question you like and I will answer them to the best of my ability." That's it. Thirty seconds after posting that, I was banned. I must have the world record or something.

Because goons are people who would murder your family and are payed to ruin TPC. If you even act like you know something about SA they usually start blocking you.

The account Ask A Liberal did something similar, I think it got banned a bunch of times before they let it stay for awhile?

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

djw175 posted:

Good job literally hiring a teenager, TPC.



Is "family reunion" code for something?

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

smg77 posted:

Is "family reunion" code for something?

Probably not, just some teen whining about middle aged family people are treating TPC like it's Facebook or some poo poo.

Although that would make a great code name for Lemonparty.jpg

romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013

by angerbeet

romeo x-ray fucked around with this message at 00:10 on May 28, 2013

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

romeo x-ray posted:

I could be wrong but I think that's actually a bit of wit about the porn.

I noticed the latest scam fundraiser's made them a whopping $255 already! Trouble is, when you've scammed collected $10k in February (of a $30,000 goal), but only $3k in March, and your site's popularity is dropping like this -



you have to wonder if you'll even scrape a grand together this time round, or ever again. Personally, I doubt it.

So it's pretty much the classic insta-hype signup but the community has no long term legs?

So basically will become a digital ghetto where the alt accounts will outnumber the serious posters.

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

smg77 posted:

Is "family reunion" code for something?

Well, let's see. "Molly" is MDMA, "Crissy" is meth... I'm guessing "family reunion" can only be jenkem due to the name.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





etalian posted:

So it's pretty much the classic insta-hype signup but the community has no long term legs?

So basically will become a digital ghetto where the alt accounts will outnumber the serious posters.

February is also about when the forums discovered it. It's kind of funny that they hate us and yet thanks to us they have over 100,000 members (they count banned accounts as members) and any sort of publicity or traffic. There aren't that many legitimate users on that site any more and with the increasing amounts of paranoia, they've been driving away legitimate accounts. Pretty soon it's going to be just the regulars that are always posted here plus the moderators. It pretty much is that but there are a few stragglers.

Edit: The OP of the first thread is from Feb. 2nd which aligns with the graph of traffic almost perfectly.

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

My bet is:

Spike 1 (small): TPC goes live.

Spike 2 (huge): SA discovers TPC.

Spike 3 (small): TPC discovers SA, SA discovers Stealthy

Everything thereafter: heat death due to IP bans.

The time frames pretty much match up perfectly and it's really telling and really sad when your sites biggest spike in traffic is from another site goatbombing you.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

Didn't they claim that our site traffic had dropped by 42%?

NoUU
Mar 8, 2013

McCloud24 posted:

Didn't they claim that our site traffic had dropped by 42%?

I think that was a troll from some anti SA site.

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot
Never change, TPC.

romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013

by angerbeet

etalian posted:

So it's pretty much the classic insta-hype signup but the community has no long term legs?

So basically will become a digital ghetto where the alt accounts will outnumber the serious posters.

Change 'will' to 'has' and 'already', and yep, looks like it.

C.C.C.P. posted:

My bet is:

Spike 1 (small): TPC goes live.

Spike 2 (huge): SA discovers TPC.

Spike 3 (small): TPC discovers SA, SA discovers Stealthy

Everything thereafter: heat death due to IP bans.

The time frames pretty much match up perfectly and it's really telling and really sad when your sites biggest spike in traffic is from another site goatbombing you.

I think the big spike is when it launched (Feb 2), because it got media mentions. Alex Palombo in that second piece clearly has a crystal ball: "Whether or not this community will grow beyond discontent and ignorance is yet to be seen, but I have a feeling it will see the same rise and fall as the Tea Party has over the next few months."

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
I like to believe that within a year TPC will have eaten its own kind to the point where its an echo chamber in an echo chamber - basically 500 ultra-racist, ultra-crazy people posting the same stuff day in and day out with 499 people liking and sharing the same thing over and over.

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

romeo x-ray posted:

Change 'will' to 'has' and 'already', and yep, looks like it.


I think the big spike is when it launched (Feb 2), because it got media mentions. Alex Palombo in that second piece clearly has a crystal ball: "Whether or not this community will grow beyond discontent and ignorance is yet to be seen, but I have a feeling it will see the same rise and fall as the Tea Party has over the next few months."

You're probably right, now that I think of it. I'd forgotten about the media attention (though I'd wager they probably didn't get much traffic (of the non-troll variety anyway) from HuffPo :v: ) Looks like the spike starts around January 31st, which is when it ran on Fox. I still think the smaller spike AFTER the big spike is us discovering easy to use proxies. TPC getting tons of hits from Russia, Mexico, Croatia and wherever else our proxies were located as we burned through accounts would probably serve to artificially inflate the website traffic a bit.

The steep dropoff has to be when they started IP banning, though, combined with us driving away a lot of their members by spamming the goat man. We started having to use proxies after they started using IP bans, so that accounts for both the steep drop off (along with shock images) and the small spike (unless anyone else has another theory). I recall a bunch of legit TPC members getting extremely pissed off to find out they'd been banned due to the genius idea to ban IP ranges.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?
What's probably going to happen is just that nobody will be able to access it because so many IPs are banned. I feel like we probably already outnumber them on the site, and we're much more widespread geographically, not to mention the fact that we're going through proxies and getting all sorts of places banned that way.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

djw175 posted:

Never change, TPC.



You have got to be loving kidding me.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

djw175 posted:

Never change, TPC.



It took me like 10 seconds of staring at this to realize that he is, in fact, that dumb.


Then I laughed like an idiot for an equally long time.

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post
What I'd love to know is if anyone has a ballpark guesstimate on how many accounts SA as a whole has burned through. Their site claims 100,000+ members, we know they count banned accounts, we know that there's no way there's even REMOTELY close to that many real members and we know that parodists probably outnumber real people there now. I think Tim's gotta be cooking the books a little. There's no way we've registered the bulk of 100k accounts and we know from observation that there aren't thousands of active, real members.

Just for shits and giggles, I've personally gone through probably 40 accounts in the 2 months we've been trolling them if you include deep cover, goatbombing and re-regging various gimmicks under a different throwaway email address (I regged DeShawn Jones at least half a dozen times after he'd get banned for posting while black). How many is everyone else up to?

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot
I've gone through a total of about 30 account since I got into this.

NoUU
Mar 8, 2013

Probably 15 for me, but I haven't been doing this for as long. How many goons have got into the trolling?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

troubled teen posted:

It took me like 10 seconds of staring at this to realize that he is, in fact, that dumb.


Then I laughed like an idiot for an equally long time.

Illegal immigrants refuse to learn proper English!!

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

romeo x-ray posted:

I could be wrong but I think that's actually a bit of wit about the porn.

I noticed the latest scam fundraiser's made them a whopping $255 already! Trouble is, when you've scammed collected $10k in February (of a $30,000 goal), but only $3k in March, and your site's popularity is dropping like this -



you have to wonder if you'll even scrape a grand together this time round, or ever again. Personally, I doubt it.

The site got national attention and praise on the most popular cable news channel in the country with a viewership that is the exact demographic that TPC wants and their traffic has barely increased since before that national attention :allears:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Acquire Currency! posted:

You have got to be loving kidding me.

You have something against ARE freedoms commie traitor?

Vivoviparous
Sep 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

C.C.C.P. posted:

What I'd love to know is if anyone has a ballpark guesstimate on how many accounts SA as a whole has burned through. Their site claims 100,000+ members, we know they count banned accounts, we know that there's no way there's even REMOTELY close to that many real members and we know that parodists probably outnumber real people there now. I think Tim's gotta be cooking the books a little. There's no way we've registered the bulk of 100k accounts and we know from observation that there aren't thousands of active, real members.

Just for shits and giggles, I've personally gone through probably 40 accounts in the 2 months we've been trolling them if you include deep cover, goatbombing and re-regging various gimmicks under a different throwaway email address (I regged DeShawn Jones at least half a dozen times after he'd get banned for posting while black). How many is everyone else up to?

I would conservatively guesstimate I've been through 200-300 accounts. I'm currently in poopdick rehab, trying to get my life back in order. My finances may never recover from the time I've wasted on TPC. In the end, I was only trolling myself.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
I'm pretty positive that troll accounts have outnumbered real accounts for at least the last month. There are really only about a dozen, real active members these days.

Edit: I've only had about 5

Hollis Brownsound fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Apr 9, 2013

romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013

by angerbeet

troubled teen posted:

It took me like 10 seconds of staring at this to realize that he is, in fact, that dumb.


Then I laughed like an idiot for an equally long time.

To be fair I think he was joking. I think?

C.C.C.P. posted:

How many is everyone else up to?

Well, burned through 5 this morning, probably 4 or 5 the last few days and gimmicks that I can remember... probably 20, add a few more I've probably forgotten, 40?


I Fought The Mom posted:

The site got national attention and praise on the most popular cable news channel in the country with a viewership that is the exact demographic that TPC wants and their traffic has barely increased since before that national attention :allears:

The TPC is a blister on the Tea Party-shaped arse of the Right wing. A single comment on even the regular TP facebook can get more likes and shares than TPC sees in a day.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

HollisBrown posted:

I'm pretty positive that troll accounts have outnumbered real accounts for at least the last month. There are really only about a dozen, real active members these days.

I'd guesstimate that there are maybe a few hundred real active users, but most of them don't check the site daily. Most of the site seems to be a few dozen dedicated crazy people who just constantly upload new image macros and cost the Tims money, though

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djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Vivoviparous posted:

I would conservatively guesstimate I've been through 200-300 accounts. I'm currently in poopdick rehab, trying to get my life back in order. My finances may never recover from the time I've wasted on TPC. In the end, I was only trolling myself.

Please come back. We miss you. Come back into our comforting grasp. It's okay. We would never ever hurt you. Just one more pic. For old times' sake.

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