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BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

SuccinctAndPunchy posted:



This picture is just begging for someone to write a full version of "I Have A Clean".

Surprised something like that isn't on the back of package honestly, it fits too well.

It's written on the front. In the picture.

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SuccinctAndPunchy
Mar 29, 2013

People are supposed to get hurt by things. It's fucked up to not. It's not good for you.

BooLoo posted:

It's written on the front. In the picture.

I meant something longer than a sentence, but it's my fault for being unclear on that.

Anyway, content:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Stormageddon posted:

The loving balls of that celebrity teenager.

Stop being so mad about children. There is no way many musicians you enjoy aren't crippling levels of douchebag.
"Hopefully Anne Frank Would've Been a Belieber" - written by Justin Bieber in the guest book of Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, March 2013

Palpek has a new favorite as of 16:03 on Apr 25, 2013

Less Fat Luke
May 23, 2003

Exciting Lemon
Still my favorite Bieber image - literally being carried around like a baby.

Sosiz
Nov 8, 2009

kmcormick9
Feb 2, 2004
Magenta Alert

Less Fat Luke posted:

Still my favorite Bieber image - literally being carried around like a baby.


Did he just get his diaper changed?

Less Fat Luke
May 23, 2003

Exciting Lemon

kmcormick9 posted:

Did he just get his diaper changed?
Amazing isn't it?

crumpuppet
Mar 22, 2007

ROBORT > EVERYTHING
Someone please post the photoshopped version where he actually IS a baby

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


crumpuppet posted:

Someone please post the photoshopped version where he actually IS a baby

The leopard print pants photo .... He has depends on for sure

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

mrkillboy posted:

Kick-rear end's new costume is goddamn terrible.



It's Justin Beiber dressing up like a moron again.

We've seen plenty of hoverhands but is that a hover fedora? Beiber is the biggest goon.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Wait... are onesies in style or something or did Bieber and his bodyguard both get caught outside in their pajamas on separate occasions?

crumpuppet
Mar 22, 2007

ROBORT > EVERYTHING

LingcodKilla posted:

The leopard print pants photo .... He has depends on for sure

Hehe nevermind, I found it:

Zeah
Oct 14, 2012

wtf hax???
I actually like Bieber's music and before his meltdown he seemed like the pretty standard celebrity teenager, kinda full of himself but not actively bad in any way.

And here we are now, the kid's got drugs and is wearing ski masks and we surely cannot forget ILLEGAL SWAGGY MOUSE.




Anyways, not-Bieber-derail.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Stormageddon posted:

Carrot Top's descent into obscurity into becoming the most terrifying looking ginger is a good example of the steroids one.



And when I was uploading that, I saw this:


His nipples are the same colour as his flesh :stare:

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Toriori posted:

His nipples are the same colour as his flesh :stare:

Given someone with light hair, I find that part much more conceivably natural than most of the rest of the picture.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist



Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xJqkzngBI

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

youareoffthehook
Mar 24, 2008

On a scale of one to ten, I think that's an awesome!

LividLiquid posted:

Sorry, but no. Three-tiered baby back rib cake with homemade Guiness barbecue sauce and a whiskey fountain.



I know this was on the last page but, holy crap that's my friend's cake! It was AWESOME. He's actually a goon, too.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

youareoffthehook posted:

He's actually a goon, too.

You don't say.

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

youareoffthehook posted:

I know this was on the last page but, holy crap that's my friend's cake! It was AWESOME. He's actually a goon, too.

Do you have more photos? I wanna see people eating a rib cake.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


youareoffthehook posted:

I know this was on the last page but, holy crap that's my friend's cake! It was AWESOME. He's actually a goon, too.

I will take someones life for that whiskey fountain. Or a drinking fountain of rum.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

youareoffthehook posted:

I know this was on the last page but, holy crap that's my friend's cake! It was AWESOME. He's actually a goon, too.

Rib-Kid got married?

bad news bareback
Jan 16, 2009

Gorilla Salad posted:

It'll have to be good to beat Britney Spears shaving her head and attacking a car with an umbrella :allears:

Brittany's meltdown wasn't even that bad. She most likely shaved her head to avoid a hair sample drug test.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Amanda Bynes has been in meltdown mode for the last year or so, to the point that I bet there's some legit mental illness going on. Girl be nuts.


MagnumLode
Apr 10, 2004

Have some Kool-Aid, dipshit.

Gropiemon posted:

Brittany's meltdown wasn't even that bad. She most likely shaved her head to avoid a hair sample drug test.

I think they take the sample from your body, not your head.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

MagnumLode posted:

I think they take the sample from your body, not your head.

So the actions of a crazy person afraid of a drug test weren't entirely sound?

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!
Salad Prong

MagnumLode posted:

I think they take the sample from your body, not your head.

They can definitely test your hair.

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.

stubblyhead posted:

Amanda Bynes has been in meltdown mode for the last year or so, to the point that I bet there's some legit mental illness going on. Girl be nuts.


All I saw was the said murdering of vagina tweet, which if wanting Drake to ruin your orifices is nuts, I don't wanna be sane :allears:

MagnumLode
Apr 10, 2004

Have some Kool-Aid, dipshit.
I mean body hair vs. head hair. Bald guys don't get a free pass because they don't have head hair.

internet inc
Jun 13, 2005

brb
taking pictures
of ur house
Who said she didn't shave everything?

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



internet inc posted:

Who said she didn't shave everything?

Obviously some straight-edge who has never watched porn on the internet.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

What poorly chosen terrorist group names.

Peas and Rice
Jul 14, 2004

Honor and profit.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
From Humans of New York-

16-year-old Ethan's indiegogo blurb posted:

I have always been interested in artistic pursuits. I was inspired to design and build this piece after watching the movie Queen of Versailes. I saw how rich those kids were, and their lack of creation with all that money. I decided if I could get that much money I would make something great. The Walken Rex was originally thought of by a friend of mine, we are not completely sure where he got the idea from, but it seemed like the perfect thing to build.

quote:

Other Ways You Can Help

Tell people, tell anyone, tell everyone, tell Christopher Walken

His goal has been reached on indiegogo.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

youareoffthehook posted:

I know this was on the last page but, holy crap that's my friend's cake! It was AWESOME. He's actually a goon, too.

I'm not sure how to break this to you but, there were lots of goons at that wedding. :ssh:

Eb
May 6, 2003


Edit:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.





It's like if Bob from Bob's Burgers was real, and made pizzas instead of burgers.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

TontoCorazon posted:

I will take someones life for that whiskey fountain. Or a drinking fountain of rum.

It's not that particular whiskey fountain, but I own this:

He's pretty cool. Apologies for the terrible cell phone picture. And the rather dingy glass.

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Thievery
Jul 15, 2008

What happens in 3rd Street stays in 3rd Street.

Crow Jane posted:

It's not that particular whiskey fountain, but I own this:

He's pretty cool. Apologies for the terrible cell phone picture. And the rather dingy glass.

Need this in my life.

This is my favourite gravestone -

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