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SaviourX posted:E: Post it in a few days after the eptalk. B-Rock Don-drat-Son fought the hound, Dany has begun her quickened march into irrelevance, and we've seen Ygritte's tits and heard the line. So now the most fascinating thing about this terrible show, other than Robb's death, is what you posted. And they totally telegraphed the red wedding, so basically any "edit: nevermind" on the internet is far more interesting than what the show has to offer at this point.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 05:32 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:AFFC+ADWD is not 4 seasons of material. Seeing as we're a good six years away from TWOW, there had better be five seasons of material in AFFC+ADWD.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 05:34 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:You're wrong. I haven't been paying too close attention to it. I expect them to write in a significant quantity of extra material to pad out the seasons because I don't think anyone at HBO is expecting the series to be done in a timely fashion, and since they can't do a 2-3 year hiatus they'll end up just writing their own ending.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 05:34 |
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pentyne posted:they'll end up just writing their own ending.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 05:38 |
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2014 will be the second half of ASOS. 2015 will be the first halves of AFFC/ADWD. 2016 will be the second. So 2017 will be TWOW, probably before GRRM publishes, and... 2018 will be ADOS, long after GRRM is in horrible pedophile absolute fucker hell.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 05:40 |
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I don't even know how they are going to make two seasons from ADWD+AFFC without making the show incredibly boring and losing half their viewership because it doesn't go anywhere.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 06:17 |
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ZShakespeare posted:I don't even know how they are going to make two seasons from ADWD+AFFC without making the show incredibly boring and losing half their viewership because it doesn't go anywhere. WARNING: Nudity *fade in on Emilia Clarke undressing and unleashing a torrent of poo poo water from her anus*
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 07:06 |
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Still sticking by this if I was in TV production (and I most certainly am not): S4 - Swords Part 2 Beric Boogaloo. S5 - FeastDance Part 1 S6 - FeastDance Part 2, now featuring plot climaxes and stuff from Winds. S7 - ALL NEW WHAT IS GOING ON based on Grumian 'notes'. S8?? - Finale of stuff, since what in the hell could even be going on for 8 seasons, just wrap this poo poo up, remember when we no one watched Deadwood and Carnivale and we canceled them, good times good times. Note: As a reminder, True Blood is entering its 7th season and it's dumb as gently caress.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 07:34 |
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I think I've been infected with the gurm because I was sort of disappointed that Jaime didn't move to try and cover his groin when Brienne stood up to disguise the boner he gets in the books. Kill me before the gurm gets worse.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 10:30 |
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SaviourX posted:S5 - FeastDance Part 1 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. There's probably enough in A Feast with Dragons for two seasons provided they include the conclusions of the North and Meereen stories.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 10:39 |
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Aurain posted:I think I've been infected with the gurm because I was sort of disappointed that Jaime didn't move to try and cover his groin when Brienne stood up to disguise the boner he gets in the books. I think the boner was implied by his facial expression. Yeah.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 11:22 |
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Junkenstein posted:Yeah, that's what I was thinking. There's probably enough in A Feast with Dragons for two seasons provided they include the conclusions of the North and Meereen stories. I'm hoping they go with Gurm's original plan and do a jump forward in time, they probably can't do five years, but they could get away with two or three I think. Do the rest of SoS next season, along with wrapping up any dangling plotlines from it and anything from AFFC and ADWD that is absolutely essential. Proceed to time jump in the fifth season and they can do whatever they want without worrying about what Gurm's writing.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 11:26 |
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I can't wait until the show takes over the books. Then we will be the babby thread, and I get to complain to rarity about showwatchers posting Rozzy lemoncake spoilers.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 13:03 |
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Krinkle posted:Have you seen a maid, of three and ten would be a full season right there It's too bad they already killed off Sean Bean in this series or he could wander silently around the hills looking for his daughter. "Have you seen a little girl? Tall, auburn hair? About ten and three years old?"
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 13:23 |
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As a lurker in this thread I thought I would leave this quote here. "In today's crowded fantasy market Robin Hobb's books are like diamonds in a sea of zircons" George R. R. Martin Printed on the back of Robin Hobb's latest book "Blood of Dragons". Wonder what that says about his writing.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 13:40 |
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"Looks like everything else to the point where nobody will be able to pick them out of the lot without studying the subject with great intensity."
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 13:44 |
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Cardiac posted:
I don't know what that means. I mean I know diamonds are great and zircons are brown minerals but there has to have been a better way to word that. Is he a diamond in the rough? Is he a needle in a haystack? Is GURM a zircon too?
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 13:55 |
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Shoehead posted:I don't know what that means. I mean I know diamonds are great and zircons are brown minerals but there has to have been a better way to word that. Is he a diamond in the rough? Is he a needle in a haystack? Is GURM a zircon too? I think he means that they all have the same intrinsic value but we have been duped into believing one of them is better.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 14:07 |
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"I know the author in real life" - George R. R. Martin.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 14:14 |
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am0kgonzo posted:I think the boner was implied by his facial expression. Yeah. Only the most subtle of boners for the babby thread. They can't handle the shameful truth.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 14:17 |
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Why the gently caress did Selsye have literally baby fetuses in her room in Dragonstone in the TV show? I preferred it when she was just a bit of an uggo with a moustache. I mean Stannis is just looking weak as poo poo and vocally self doubting himself on screen which is pretty much precisely not what The Mannis is about.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 15:29 |
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Millions posted:Only the most subtle of boners for the babby thread. They can't handle the shameful truth. Jaime returns to King's Landing, swordfights Pod. Boners for all!
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 16:19 |
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If there's one thing you can say about GURM, it's that he's not adding to the problem of today's fantasy market being crowded, so well done him.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 16:28 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:Does anyone really have a problem with that? The scenes invented out of whole cloth for the show so far have been very hit (e.g. Olenna and Ramsay's) and miss (e.g. Dany, Theon and Catelyn's), so the show writers writing an ending to the series without having ADOS to adapt it from could turn out either okay or a disaster. I'd rather GRRM just finish it himself.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 16:54 |
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The drooling babby thread is now crying about spoilers in the form of goons commenting too early because some cable providers are a bit slower than others.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 16:55 |
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Apparently the Jets cut Tebow. How is the GRRM going to react?
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:08 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Apparently the Jets cut Tebow. How is the GRRM going to react? He'll burst in joy and finish TWOW lol.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:10 |
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295 votes for Dany, Queen of Girl Power is pretty awesome. I just wonder when they will start to realize she isn't gonna do anything but poo poo water on the sand.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:13 |
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Joramun posted:The scenes invented out of whole cloth for the show so far have been very hit (e.g. Olenna and Ramsay's) and miss (e.g. Dany, Theon and Catelyn's), so the show writers writing an ending to the series without having ADOS to adapt it from could turn out either okay or a disaster. I'd rather GRRM just finish it himself. Ramsay and Theon are in the same scenes, how are they hitting and missing at the same time? A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The drooling babby thread is now crying about spoilers in the form of goons commenting too early because some cable providers are a bit slower than others. It was just one guy who was a minute ahead of everyone else. It's not worth complaining about but it was a little annoying.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:17 |
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Rarity posted:It was just one guy who was a minute ahead of everyone else. It's not worth complaining about but it was a little annoying. Incidentally, this is why live-posting about tv shows is loving stupid. I like discussing shows I enjoy, but I'll just log in later in the night or something and skip the 30+ posts of "OH MY GOD, HOLY poo poo" and "YESSSSS " so I can get to the actually good part of the thread.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:19 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Incidentally, this is why live-posting about tv shows is loving stupid. I like discussing shows I enjoy, but I'll just log in later in the night or something and skip the 30+ posts of "OH MY GOD, HOLY poo poo" and "YESSSSS " so I can get to the actually good part of the thread. What's the good part of the baby thread
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:21 |
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I don't read the TVIV threads. They are the most thoroughly bad thing I have witnessed in my score and seven years.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:23 |
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The part where they misspell every name and argue about whether LC Mormont is a horrible monster or not, also arguing about how English people are smug about accents until you want to kill yourself.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:25 |
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alg posted:What's the good part of the baby thread Rarity's OPs, no seriously, and finding out what overgrown children think a spoiler is - lemoncakes, character names, dragon names and suggesting that a TV show might be subject to actor availability.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:31 |
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Rarity posted:Ramsay and Theon are in the same scenes, how are they hitting and missing at the same time?
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:36 |
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A football avatar man is declaring that there is "literally zero chance" that Frey is going to side with the lannisters.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:42 |
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am0kgonzo posted:I think the boner was implied by his facial expression. Yeah. I'm actually shocked that I came into this thread today and there wasn't an animated gif of his quick look down. Definite shameful boner moment writ large by the budget of HBO.
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 17:46 |
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equity posted:The part where they misspell every name and argue about whether LC Mormont is a horrible monster or not, also arguing about how English people are smug about accents until you want to kill yourself. As of the current thread, show is now a spoiler for itself. That's pretty Zen. If you're analyzing smilies posted a minute in advance, how can you even watch the show?
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 18:19 |
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The Riddle of Feel posted:As of the current thread, show is now a spoiler for itself. That's pretty Zen. The first rule of the Game of Throne thread is that you don't talk about Game of Thrones. The second rule of the Game of Throne thread is lemon cake lemon cake lemon cake The Riddle of Feel posted:If you're analyzing smilies posted a minute in advance, how can you even watch the show? They've been watching a show about a book for three years without reading the books, don't you think they can read a thread without watching the show?
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# ? Apr 29, 2013 18:23 |
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Is it ever hinted at why Varys is so obsessed with having the Targaryens in power? I assume it's part of some prophecy but at this point he just looks like a psycho.
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