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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TravBot posted:

I demand free money!

Maybe he's just really good in bed? :shrug:

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Jerusalem posted:

Maybe he's just really good in bed? :shrug:

*radiator whistling*

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



That was air escaping from the folds of his fat.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Data Graham posted:

That was air escaping from the folds of his fat.

U Leave Me Breathless

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

U Leave Me Breathless

"You're my man"

Oh! So close.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






TravBot posted:

"You're my man"

Oh! So close.

Too late, hotplate.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

spankmeister posted:

Too late, hotplate.

Too late do I realize that me Futurama Quotes are me only real treasures. :irony:

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

MariusLecter posted:

Too late do I realize that me Futurama Quotes are me only real treasures. :irony:

Yeah, pirate universe is okay. If you haven't seen LEPRECHAUN universe!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!
Faith and BEGORA!

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

LooseChanj posted:

I can't see anything, are we boned?

Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Serella posted:

Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee.

I won't let my monstrous de-boner get near you!

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

I won't let my monstrous de-boner get near you!

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Nilbop posted:

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
Meh... saw it coming.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Nilbop posted:

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

Cursed by his own hubris!

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

Coleman posted:

Meh... saw it coming.

Evil Lincoln!

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Serella posted:

Evil Lincoln!
Indeed!

Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

We've trashed this thread, but that's just a start. We've got to get Coleman's message to the people!

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
I've never heard such a tragedy that I've cared so little about!

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

I've never heard such a tragedy that I've cared so little about!
I've never seen him so down...

...or ever before.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

I've never seen him so down...

...or ever before.

The star that burns twice as fast burns half as long.

Ayup.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
News everyone!

We're cancelled! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

ultramiraculous posted:

News everyone!

We're cancelled! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!




To shreds, you say?

:(

:cry:

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!
I'm gonna go make my own tv show! With blackjack! And Hookers! Aw, forget the whole thing. :(

cbubbles
Mar 15, 2007

I'm soooo into you
Friends! I have come to free you from your complicated lives of quoting new episodes, I mean the quoting new episodes, not the lives.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see Futurama at 9PM tomorrow. 8 Central.

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see Futurama at 9PM tomorrow. 8 Central.
Gwoba wabba?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Coleman posted:

Gwoba wabba?

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

Coleman posted:

I've never seen him so down...

...or ever before.

Why isn't he here right now fathering our grandchild?

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Time Cowboy posted:

Why isn't he here right now fathering our grandchild?

If I understand you correctly, I've seen the error of my ways?

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

If I understand you correctly, I've seen the error of my ways?
And as for me, I design mansions then live in them.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

And as for me, I design mansions then live in them.

By the way, do you have anymore of this Dom Perignon bubble bath? There was only enough to fill the tub halfway.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Sanguinia posted:

By the way, do you have anymore of this Dom Perignon bubble bath? There was only enough to fill the tub halfway.

Oh sera, how deliciously absurd!

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy
e: oops.

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

spankmeister posted:

Oh sera, how deliciously absurd!

I'll be upstairs, putting batteries in things.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Serella posted:

I'll be upstairs, putting batteries in things.

Jombay! Fetch the chocolate icing!

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

ultramiraculous posted:

Jombay! Fetch the chocolate icing!

There were bodies everywhere... And then the explosion happened!

Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

Kazy posted:

There were bodies everywhere... And then the explosion happened!

Ah, Kazy, congratulations. Your latest quote was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams!

kangal
Mar 16, 2003

Pissed off at numbers.

spankmeister posted:

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

But I'm not done vomiting!

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Time Cowboy posted:

Ah, Kazy, congratulations. Your latest quote was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams!

That's exactly what I was going for!

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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Kazy posted:

That's exactly what I was going for!
Boy it sure was nice of the mayors wife to have sex with me...

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