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The T
May 29, 2010

A sufficiently chaotic system is maximally fair.

MaestroUGC posted:

They probably should


BLUE.

COINS.

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

The T posted:

BLUE.

COINS.

This is it. This is the low point of modern mainstream Mario games right here. There is no way they will do this. (That's a challenge :unsmigghh:)

Thwack!
Aug 14, 2010

Ability: Shadow Tag
Considering how, aside from Sonic 3 & Knuckles, they never bothered to get all of the Chaos Emeralds/ Emblems in the 20 Years of Sonic LP, I really don't think K&K will bother 100%ing all of the Mario games.

ZevGun
Sep 6, 2011

Thwack! posted:

Considering how, aside from Sonic 3 & Knuckles, they never bothered to get all of the Chaos Emeralds/ Emblems in the 20 Years of Sonic LP, I really don't think K&K will bother 100%ing all of the Mario games.

They'd probably still be playing Sonic Adventure 2 if they were 100% every main Sonic game.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
100%-ing most Mario games is not an arduous and uninteresting task, either- except for those loving blue coins.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Monkey Fracas posted:

100%-ing most Mario games is not an arduous and uninteresting task, either- except for those loving blue coins.

gently caress galaxy one's frictionless luigi campaign

19LettersLong
May 8, 2011

...let's just put this away.


12th place still isn't last.




Famicom Grand Prix: F1 Race (1987)
Part 1/1 (LP pt.12) [Youtube][Source]

Thwack! posted:

Considering how, aside from Sonic 3 & Knuckles, they never bothered to get all of the Chaos Emeralds/ Emblems in the 20 Years of Sonic LP, I really don't think K&K will bother 100%ing all of the Mario games.
On the contrary, I can say definitively that we will collect 100% of all chaos emeralds throughout the Mario series. That's what we're talking about, right?

StevenM
Nov 6, 2011

19LettersLong posted:

On the contrary, I can say definitively that we will collect 100% of all chaos emeralds throughout the Mario series. That's what we're talking about, right?

Even though you didn't get all the secret exits in the Sonic series. :colbert:

If I recall correctly there are actually secret exits in the Sonic series. Two of them to be precise.

StevenM fucked around with this message at 06:05 on May 2, 2013

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
We're never going to get to Mario 3, are we?

Gensuki
Sep 2, 2011

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

We're never going to get to Mario 3, are we?

I heard that was coming out next year?
...Does Kyle's Uncle work at Nintendo?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

We're never going to get to Mario 3, are we?

Well, they still have to do a live reaction vid for The Wizard first.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

19LettersLong posted:

On the contrary, I can say definitively that we will collect 100% of all chaos emeralds throughout the Mario series. That's what we're talking about, right?

No chaos emeralds doesn't equate to 100%!!!

General Ironicus
Aug 21, 2008

Something about this feels kinda hinky
Why do you have to stop to refuel but everyone can get a new paintjob at top speed?

WizWoz
Feb 22, 2007

I'm the best,
maybe
Marios are a race, like Draculas, Shreks and Hagrids.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Sticking posted:

Marios are a race, like Draculas, Shreks and Hagrids.

I believe the scientific classification for a Mario is a Jumpman. :v:

Gensuki
Sep 2, 2011

Tewratomeh posted:

I believe the scientific classification for a Mario is a Jumpman. :v:

Wow way to be rascist... Haven't heard language like that since the 80's...

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Gensuki posted:

Wow way to be rascist... Haven't heard language like that since the 80's...

At least he didn't call him a Bugman.

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER

Tunicate posted:

Well, they still have to do a live reaction vid for The Wizard first.

I would unironically watch a commentary from them of that movie, not gonna lie.

Enormatron
Dec 22, 2009

Monkey Fracas posted:

100%-ing most Mario games is not an arduous and uninteresting task, either- except for those loving blue coins.

I'd agree with you if I was playing the games myself, but some of the 100% stuff in the 3D Mario games doesn't exactly make good LP material. There are a few complete Super Mario 64 LPs in the archive, and if you watch them you'll know what I mean. I think some of the bonus things that you get for getting 100% in the games are worth showing off, but if Kyle is going to do that for the LP, I'm hoping that he edits down the collection videos and does post-commentary.

Tunicate posted:

Well, they still have to do a live reaction vid for The Wizard first.

The Wizard has been riffed to death. Also if they do that, then for completion's sake they would have to also do at least a few episodes of the cartoon and the live action Super Mario movie (which have been youtube pooped and riffed to death, respectively).

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Why did you keep going into the pit on the last lap?

Edit: This question is existentialist in nature, rather than inquisitive. Conveying tone over the internet is hard.

quakster fucked around with this message at 05:25 on May 2, 2013

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.
Is this the only Mario game where going into the pit doesn't kill you?

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Enormatron posted:

some of the 100% stuff in the 3D Mario games doesn't exactly make good LP material.

To be fair, a large majority of the Mario games tend to be awful LP material, not just the 3D ones. It seems to work for Keith and Kyle though because their discussions will barely be about the subject matter anyway. What can possibly be said about Super Mario Bros that hasn't been said a million times by now?

TurnipFritter
Apr 21, 2010
10,000 POSTS ON TALKING TIME

I finally understand where Rally King came from in Retro Game Challenge.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Chairman Mao posted:

Is this the only Mario game where going into the pit doesn't kill you?

This and Mario Golf.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I like how the squeal of the tires is the same sound as when Mario skids to a sudden stop/turn in SMB.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Hirayuki posted:

I like how the squeal of the tires is the same sound as when Mario skids to a sudden stop/turn in SMB.
Same! Also the synthesised crowd cheering every time he passes by the finish line, the sound and music in this game is pretty neat!

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Look, you should not be all excited about this to get to see the same old poo poo we've seen done a million times. I don't care about seeing Mario 64(Unless it's an interesting port), MArio 3, Mario World, Mario RPG, Sunshine, Paper Mario... I love all those games. I've played them. I want to see weird side-stuff. Notable ports that sucked, strange things... C'mon. Mario No Sweater is the best game I've ever seen.

Edit: Games are art

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

I'm here to make fun of Kyleith for being bad at video games. :colbert:

GenHavoc
Jul 19, 2006

Vive L'Empreur!
Vive La Surcouf!

rotinaj posted:

Look, you should not be all excited about this to get to see the same old poo poo we've seen done a million times. I don't care about seeing Mario 64(Unless it's an interesting port), MArio 3, Mario World, Mario RPG, Sunshine, Paper Mario... I love all those games. I've played them. I want to see weird side-stuff. Notable ports that sucked, strange things... C'mon. Mario No Sweater is the best game I've ever seen.

Edit: Games are art

Not all of us have an encyclopedic knowledge of every mainstream Mario game, nor have previously watched piles of LPs about them. I'm here to see everything, including the games I last played as an eight year old. Much as Mario No Sweater is a weird thing worth seeing, I'd also rather not just race through the mainstream games under the provision that "everyone's seen them before".

I never played Mario RPG, or Sunshine, or Paper Mario, and never saw any of them. I'm very much looking forward to seeing them all done here.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
I have completed no Mario game.

Not particularly my thing but I find them interesting enough to watch.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
So... you have completed a mario game? :confused:

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.
They've completed the potentiality of eventually owning a Mario game.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!
Rewatching the Sonic playlist, sort of, and came upon this now funny moment: Time link for your convenience.

19LettersLong
May 8, 2011

...let's just put this away.


Madness indeed.




Super Mario Bros. 2 (US) (1988)
Part 1/? (LP pt.13) [Youtube][Source]

Seer235
May 13, 2011

In Mario 2, everyone has one character they think is the best.

However, no person thinks that Mario is the best. Because he is terrible.

Indeterminacy
Sep 9, 2011

Excuse me, your Rabbit parts are undetached.
Relevant: Super Mario Bros 2 Theme: Acoustic Jazz Cover and Jazz Band Cover

JetGrind
Apr 5, 2012

Tagging the streets and humming the bassline.
Hey Keith, here's a Jazz Piano cover of the Mario 2 overworld theme like you were looking for. Quite catchy!

19LettersLong
May 8, 2011

...let's just put this away.

Seer235 posted:

In Mario 2, everyone has one character they think is the best.

However, no person thinks that Mario is the best. Because he is terrible.
Are you saying you're gonna put Luigi ahead of Mario? Are you seriously telling me this?

Seer235
May 13, 2011

19LettersLong posted:

Are you saying you're gonna put Luigi ahead of Mario? Are you seriously telling me this?

Luigi is for pro players. Toad is for speed runners. Peach is for everyone else.

Mario is for people who can't decide on what major to pick in college or who to vote for in elections. Or what personality to have.

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Gensuki
Sep 2, 2011

19LettersLong posted:

Are you saying you're gonna put Luigi ahead of Mario? Are you seriously telling me this?

...h i j k L M n o... :colbert:

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