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I like to imagine this is a thriving subgenre. 
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May 4, 2013 03:09
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Pick posted:
This seems like someone lost a bet in the "Ask us about writing erotica" thread.
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May 4, 2013 03:15
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Pick posted:
I looked it up. The author says it contains "partial shifting, hot gay sex, and a cuttlefish shifter gangbang!"
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May 4, 2013 03:17
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U wot mate (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 4, 2013 03:20
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Pick posted:
Read the sample.
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May 4, 2013 03:24
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:Read the sample. quote:Businessman Paul is on a beachside vacation to unwind and enjoy the sun, the sand and the surf - sometimes from below the waves. While scuba diving, he encounters a trio of cuttlefish that turn out to be much more than they seem: they're shapeshifters, and they want Paul for their own! Warning: 18+ only! Contains partial shifting, hot gay sex, and a cuttlefish shifter gangbang! gently caress it, it's vacation. Thought Businessman Paul.
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May 4, 2013 03:39
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Pick posted:gently caress it, it's vacation. "Get gangbanged by cuttlefish shapeshifters? eh, yolo, why not?"
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May 4, 2013 03:51
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Dear lord, there are thousands of creepy and poorly written "erotic stories" on Amazon. I think I have a new hosed up obsession. 
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May 4, 2013 04:05
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Liar Lyre posted:Dear lord, there are thousands of creepy and poorly written "erotic stories" on Amazon. I think I have a new hosed up obsession. The only one you need is SA's very first completed Goon Project "A Game of Bones" by acclaimed author T.B. Thread. The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 04:31 on May 4, 2013 |
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May 4, 2013 04:29
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The only one you need is SA's very first completed Goon Project "A Game of Bones" by acclaimed author T.B. Thread. There has to be a chapter on lemon cakes or no buy. 
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May 4, 2013 04:36
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Pick posted:
'Round about 40-50 people have purchased this since it was published. I don't pretend to know why, but they have.
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May 4, 2013 04:42
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Luna Loupe posted:'Round about 40-50 people have purchased this since it was published. I don't pretend to know why, but they have. If it was 99 cents I would have.
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May 4, 2013 04:46
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Lord Lambeth posted:There has to be a chapter on lemon cakes or no buy. The lemony lemony lemoncakes are so lemony you'll wish you paid more than the low low price of $2.99 for "A Game of Bones", the first novel in the bestselling series A Ballad of rear end and Weiner by the American E.L. James, T.B. Thread. 
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May 4, 2013 04:47
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There are so many great ones, like "The Legend of Bigcock" and "Fuckin' Werewolves". I have to make a thread or tumblr or something for this.
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May 4, 2013 04:49
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I was going to say someone should make a line of boxed daiquiris or something, and then I realized there's no way that doesn't wind up with some wasted kids. Dan Murphy's, Australia's finest (cheapest) liquor store, has you covered. We loving excel in getting kids drunk around here.  
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May 4, 2013 05:52
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In Australia the slang term for a box of wine is goon. Edit: The plastic bladders that hold the wine inside the box make excellent pillows for when you pass out in the park or on campus after drinking some goon. Just open the box, take out the bladder, hold the valve open and blow air into it. Unskilled Labour has a new favorite as of 06:50 on May 4, 2013 |
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May 4, 2013 06:47
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Memento1979 posted:Dan Murphy's, Australia's finest (cheapest) liquor store, has you covered. We loving excel in getting kids drunk around here.
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May 4, 2013 06:52
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That's goddamn magical
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May 4, 2013 07:20
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KnifeWrench posted:This is true, however it's also possible to acclimate to a specific animal's dander (to a degree) over time. Certain breeds like Maine Coon (my buddy is part Maine coon) also underproduce the salivary protein that is the most common allergen. Content -
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May 4, 2013 07:43
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DiggityDoink posted:drat Aussies. I had to get teenage drunk on Boone's Farm and Mad Dog 20/20. Where's my box of hooch? You never wanted to get drunk on that stuff trust me. A nice comfy goon bag pillow is of little use when your head feels like it has a pallet of bricks inside of it.
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May 4, 2013 07:59
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The lemony lemony lemoncakes are so lemony you'll wish you paid more than the low low price of $2.99 for "A Game of Bones", the first novel in the bestselling series A Ballad of rear end and Weiner by the American E.L. James, T.B. Thread. [now waiting for goons to rush out in droves to spite me] (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 4, 2013 08:02
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Knifey McSpoon posted:You never wanted to get drunk on that stuff trust me. I respectfully disagree. Or, in my local dialect "GEDITINTAYAYAFARKKINPOOFTAAAAAAH". 
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May 4, 2013 10:07
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Memento1979 posted:Dan Murphy's, Australia's finest (cheapest) liquor store, has you covered. We loving excel in getting kids drunk around here. Bullshit, it was expensive as gently caress buying anything above 3.2 beer in that country. Edit: (FYI, I loved that country and would move there given the slightest opportunity)
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May 4, 2013 10:15
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Ikarus posted:Bullshit, it was expensive as gently caress buying anything above 3.2 beer in that country. After the tax on pre-mixed spirits came in, which was supposed to deter kids from getting shitfaced, kids just started buying the cheaper alternative, which is 700ml bottles of spirits, and getting even more shitfaced than ever before. Thanks government.
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May 4, 2013 10:28
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AlphaDog posted:I respectfully disagree. Or, in my local dialect "GEDITINTAYAYAFARKKINPOOFTAAAAAAH". That's the best use of a ute I've ever seen. And it's probably the most 'stralyan thing I've ever seen, too: beer + ute + swimming pool. It just needs a southern cross somewhere in there, and a barbie, and we'd have Peak 'Stralya.
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May 4, 2013 10:34
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Ikarus posted:Bullshit, it was expensive as gently caress buying anything above 3.2 beer in that country. Sure, those things cost around 22 bucks each. But you have to remember, a waiter probably makes around 15 bucks an hour here. My student internship pays me $27/hr. But this isn't the comparative economics thread now, is it! 
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May 4, 2013 12:04
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Knifey McSpoon posted:You never wanted to get drunk on that stuff trust me. A nice comfy goon bag pillow is of little use when your head feels like it has a pallet of bricks inside of it. Apparently you've never had Mad Dog. Let me introduce you to what they call "Bum Wine" or "Prison Toilet Schnapps". http://www.bumwine.com/ I would rather drink turpentine or formaldehyde than even think of drinking MD20/20 again. DiggityDoink has a new favorite as of 12:17 on May 4, 2013 |
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May 4, 2013 12:11
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Hydrolith posted:That's the best use of a ute I've ever seen. And it's probably the most 'stralyan thing I've ever seen, too: beer + ute + swimming pool. It just needs a southern cross somewhere in there, and a barbie, and we'd have Peak 'Stralya. I'd guess that at least one of those blokes has a southern cross tattoo. 
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May 4, 2013 12:52
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Hydrolith posted:That's the best use of a ute I've ever seen. Nope.  Ikarus posted:Bullshit, it was expensive as gently caress buying anything above 3.2 beer in that country. Because you can get 13% wine for about $3 per litre pretty much anywhere, I'd have to disagree. Elector_Nerdlingen has a new favorite as of 13:03 on May 4, 2013 |
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May 4, 2013 12:58
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I have this in my fridge right now: Classy, huh?
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May 4, 2013 13:43
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AlphaDog posted:Nope. The Queensland numberplate really sells it.
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May 4, 2013 14:17
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Samizdata posted:Content - Goon spotted.
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May 4, 2013 14:19
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Shiny Uncle looks like Al Roker.
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May 4, 2013 14:42
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Best character in Jagged Alliance 2 Unfinished Business.
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May 4, 2013 15:42
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:If it was 99 cents I would have. It probably is 99 cents if you have prime. And free to check out. Every book from the terrible book covers tumblr was when I clicked on them to see if the description was as bad as the cover.
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May 4, 2013 16:51
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Hydrolith posted:'stralyan 'Stralya. it's straya oval office
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May 4, 2013 17:05
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AlphaDog posted:I respectfully disagree. Or, in my local dialect "GEDITINTAYAYAFARKKINPOOFTAAAAAAH". It took me an embarrassingly long time to learn that this isn't what the term carpool meant.
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May 4, 2013 17:22
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AlphaDog posted:Nope. Call that a ute? Where's the bullbar?  
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