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Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat
He must be pretty easy to sneak up on, though.
Dial H is surprisingly good fun.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Dial H is what happens when mad libs are taken to its apocalyptic conclusion.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!
Could Open Window Man beat Superman and Goku?

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Mister Roboto posted:

Could Open Window Man beat Superman and Goku?

Can you imagine the sheer number of windows in Metropolis? He is in his element.

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.
There are windows in Wayne Manor as well. What I'm saying is that Open Window Man cannot be stopped.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Mike From Nowhere posted:

There are windows in Wayne Manor as well. What I'm saying is that Open Window Man cannot be stopped.

He can instakill anyone because we all know that the eyes are the windows into the soul.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

wiegieman posted:

Can you imagine the sheer number of windows in Metropolis? He is in his element.

Yeah, but considering how often Superman flies past kicking up a hurricane-strength breeze and knocking stuff off the walls, I figure most Metropolis residents keep their windows closed.

That's Open Window Man's Kryptonite.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

If Window Man and Defenstrator teamed up they'd be invulnerable!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Derek Dominoe posted:

He can instakill anyone because we all know that the eyes are the windows into the soul.

Rot Lop Fan's time to shine shout!

Content: this was posted in CD (The Amazing Spider-Man #8)

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


That entire story is awesome, it's just Spider-man being a petty vindictive dick to Johnny and the FF for absolutely no reason.

Then I think he hits on Sue right in front of Reed. Man, I miss early Spider-man.

Namnesor
Jun 29, 2005

Dante's allowance - $100
No reason? It's to mess with Johnny, that's reason enough.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Coughing Hobo posted:

No reason? It's to mess with Johnny, that's reason enough.

He barely knows the torch, though. They met exactly once.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

The MSJ posted:

Rot Lop Fan's time to shine shout!

Content: this was posted in CD (The Amazing Spider-Man #8)


Infrared, my favorite part of the visible spectrum.

Namnesor
Jun 29, 2005

Dante's allowance - $100

Lurdiak posted:

He barely knows the torch, though. They met exactly once.

I fail to see how that invalidates my statement :colbert: Meet Johnny once, gently caress with him for life.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
They told him he could not join the FF. That is reason enough.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

bobkatt013 posted:

They told him he could not join the FF. That is reason enough.

I think they said he could join if he wanted, but he wouldn't be paid.

Of course, I'm pretty sure the Human Torch was an rear end in a top hat to him in any case, so it's probably a moot point.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


I've been going through Strange Tales. They're very hit or miss, but when they hit...





Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
That Namor one was real? I thought that was a photoshop?!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Marvel paid someone to make it, then sold it in stores.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.
Where is Kraven on a date? That was the best one!

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


I haven't gotten to it yet!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



smashpro1 posted:

Where is Kraven on a date? That was the best one!

Right here! http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=324

The 2nd issue of Strange tales is amazing for her X-men comics as well as Thor at the carnival.

And then the adventures of Sexy Batman: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=295

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Whoa, the one with Ben and Alicia has beautiful art, God you just feel the hoity toity off of that guy.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
That Thing comic is sending off serious Allred vibes. Did he draw that?

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Mr. Maltose posted:

That Thing comic is sending off serious Allred vibes. Did he draw that?

No, it's by R. Kikuo Johnson, who I've never heard of, but he's really good. Anyone read any of his books? He seems to primarily be a Fantagraphics guy.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat
That dog sure loves to pee on the Thing.

I enjoy the style of that comic, actually. really cool.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Metal Loaf posted:

I think they said he could join if he wanted, but he wouldn't be paid.

Does anyone have the panel from the relaunch of the Avengers (the Bendis one, if that helps) where Spider-Man finally agrees to be a proper member of the Avengers and admits he could use the money, and they tell him,"Oh uhhh.... we're not actually paying people to be members anymore..."

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
There was a story in the 1980s where he tries to join when he learns Avengers members receive a stipend (either from the government or the Maria Stark Foundation, I would assume). I've not read it, but I think it was around the time Sersi and Gilgamesh were on the team.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Metal Loaf posted:

I've not read it, but I think it was around the time Sersi and Gilgamesh were on the team.

Strange that no one remembers Gilgamesh.

Mister Chompers
Sep 11, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Does anyone have the panel from the relaunch of the Avengers (the Bendis one, if that helps) where Spider-Man finally agrees to be a proper member of the Avengers and admits he could use the money, and they tell him,"Oh uhhh.... we're not actually paying people to be members anymore..."

I totally forgot about that and it makes the way Hickman had him rejoin even funnier.


Avengers #2

Mister Chompers fucked around with this message at 09:53 on May 4, 2013

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



I think the thing was that the Avengers paid 16,000 dollars a year to members but they told him he had to defeat the Hulk to join so he made knock out gas or something anyway he used it and Hulk turned into Banner and then Spidey was like well poo poo he's just a guy dealing with his problems and didn't join.

i am pretty sure i didn't make that up.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


The Practice bromance continues in Sonic the Hedgehog #248.



EVIL BRO FIST!

MelvinTheJerk
Jun 4, 2001

I'm still here.


Avengers #6

Captain America and Hank Pym get outsmarted by super glue. Wasp heroically calls the authorities, but at an astonishingly diminutive size as only the mighty Wasp can!

MelvinTheJerk
Jun 4, 2001

I'm still here.
Both from Avengers #7



I would have thought if anyone could just wander around punching Nazi war criminals because they were Nazi war criminals, it would have been Captain America.



:pwn:

MelvinTheJerk
Jun 4, 2001

I'm still here.


Avengers #10

Paul Bunyan actually existing is canon in Marvel because why not?

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Gavok posted:

The Practice bromance continues in Sonic the Hedgehog #248.



EVIL BRO FIST!

So...why hasn't this game been made yet? The ridiculousness writes itself.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Mister Roboto posted:

So...why hasn't this game been made yet? The ridiculousness writes itself.

How the gently caress would it play?

Slashrat
Jun 6, 2011

YOSPOS
You play as either Eggman or Wily as you try to outdo the other doctor in a friendly competition of who is better at duping their respective nemesis into being an unwitting pawn in their mutual schemes

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3


Iron Man diligently tries to help his friends.

Meanwhile: "THOR IS BORED."

Metal Loaf posted:

There was a story in the 1980s where he tries to join when he learns Avengers members receive a stipend (either from the government or the Maria Stark Foundation, I would assume). I've not read it, but I think it was around the time Sersi and Gilgamesh were on the team.

And Pete couldn't take the stipend because they couldn't make a check out to "SPIDER-MAN." And now's the time where someone can find that page from Avengers Academy where they tell him he could've just had it made out to "cash."

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Mister Roboto posted:

So...why hasn't this game been made yet? The ridiculousness writes itself.

Because Capcom is no longer capable of making MegaMan games, because they hate money.

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