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8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

fivre posted:

Saw a guy shooting the same show as me holding a prism in front of the lens the entire time. What on earth is that for?

Recharging his photography crystal.

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spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

8th-samurai posted:

Recharging his photography crystal.
Prisms are the new Lensbaby.

I've got a Pringles' tin plastic lid as a lens cap on the hood of my Nikon 85mm f/1.8. Still has the 75cent sticker on it from the guy I bought the lens off.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
Welp, this came in the mail:


Time to get to work.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.



jesus loving christ

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SoundMonkey posted:

jesus loving christ

What an apropos choice of words. :golfclap:

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

:catstare:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
:stonk:

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads
:smith:

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
staged, no one can get an erection after drinking a whole bottle of Wild Turkey. Not even a gear sperg.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
I laughed so god damned hard

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

8th-samurai posted:

staged, no one can get an erection after drinking a whole bottle of Wild Turkey. Not even a gear sperg.

This is beyond god drat true.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

And here my first thought when the B&H catalog arrived last week was to toss it in the recycle bin. What was I thinking?!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

8th-samurai posted:

staged, no one can get an erection after drinking a whole bottle of Wild Turkey. Not even a gear sperg.

party with me son, i'll show you how it's done.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

And here my first thought when the B&H catalog arrived last week was to toss it in the recycle bin. What was I thinking?!

Soiled paper can't be recycled, right?

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

rcman50166 posted:



Time to get to work.


Im not sure whats more pathetic. You thinking that was a funny idea, or the fact you drink Wild Turkey.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Musket posted:

Im not sure whats more pathetic. You thinking that was a funny idea, or the fact you drink Wild Turkey.

Woah, relax, it was a gear sperging joke. Would the it have been funnier if I put the Glenlivet in the shot? :rolleyes:

Edit: My first custom title :dance:.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Wow, people gettin' real mad about camera jokes.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

QPZIL posted:

Soiled paper can't be recycled, right?
You can compost food-stained paper, so this is close enough.

I keep my copy of the B&H catalog out during parties, people flip through them if they get bored or need to sit for a spell or whatever.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

rcman50166 posted:

Would the it have been funnier if I put the Glenlivet in the shot? :rolleyes:


No. It's worse than Wild Turkey.

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

rcman50166 posted:

Woah, relax, it was a gear sperging joke. Would the it have been funnier if I put the Glenlivet in the shot? :rolleyes:

Edit: My first custom title :dance:.

Dont defend your love of wild turkey.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Musket posted:

Dont defend your love of wild turkey.

I do enjoy cheap whiskey. It's cheap and doesn't cost a lot of money. Along with that it's less expensive than more expensive whiskeys.

Edit: I guess I have to keep the conversation somewhat relevant. This was the first time I've gotten their catalogue. I had no idea the size of their variety. It also lists a lot of manufacturers I've never heard of. Specifically the wide range of lighting equipment is interesting. How much do you suppose it costs to print a catalogue that size?

rcman50166 fucked around with this message at 19:12 on May 6, 2013

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

Whitezombi posted:

party with me son, i'll show you how it's done.

Do a shot. Snort a Viagra. Do another shot.

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

rcman50166 posted:

I do enjoy cheap whiskey. It's cheap and doesn't cost a lot of money. Along with that it's less expensive than more expensive whiskeys.

Edit: I guess I have to keep the conversation somewhat relevant. This was the first time I've gotten their catalogue. I had no idea the size of their variety. It also lists a lot of manufacturers I've never heard of. Specifically the wide range of lighting equipment is interesting. How much do you suppose it costs to print a catalogue that size?

you should be batin to the KEH catalog brah :getin:

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Bob Socko posted:

I keep my copy of the B&H catalog out during parties, people flip through them if they get bored
Just what kind of people do you invite over exactly?

Mightaswell
Dec 4, 2003

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.

rcman50166 posted:

Woah, relax, it was a gear sperging joke. Would the it have been funnier if I put the Glenlivet in the shot? :rolleyes:

Edit: My first custom title :dance:.

It could have been worse. You could have used the term 'Gear Queer', and experienced the comical amount of hand wringing that ensues.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

rcman50166 posted:

Woah, relax, it was a gear sperging joke. Would the it have been funnier if I put the Glenlivet in the shot? :rolleyes:

Edit: My first custom title :dance:.

I know it'll be scant comfort after the shame of receiving such a devastating red title, but I found your joke amusing. Rates at least a smirk IMO.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Like a TLR, except without either of the Ls (I assume it still has an R though). http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kellyangood/the-pop-up-pinhole-project?ref=live

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

evil_bunnY posted:

Just what kind of people do you invite over exactly?
Poker parties. Not everyone plays, or they lose their money early and aren't interested in whatever else is going on. A few of my friends own DSLRs and another likes pro audio/video gear, so the catalog is worth flipping through.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


rcman50166 posted:

Woah, relax, it was a gear sperging joke. Would the it have been funnier if I put the Glenlivet in the shot? :rolleyes:

For what it's worth I chortled IRL when I saw that.

I mean I was drunk at the time, but the fact remains, I did laugh.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Of course the fact remains that Wild Turkey is pretty high on the shame scale. Not like, Crown Royal shameful, but pretty shameful.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

More shameful than a guy posting his used tissues all over the internet? :v:

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

SoundMonkey posted:

Of course the fact remains that Wild Turkey is pretty high on the shame scale. Not like, Crown Royal shameful, but pretty shameful.

Which is more shameful, Wild Turkey that one openly admits to paying for, or free Black Velvet "canadian" whiskey?

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
There is never shame in free whiskey.

Ever.

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine

Chitin posted:

There is never shame in free whiskey.

Ever.

Yeah, that part comes afterward.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Musket posted:

Which is more shameful, Wild Turkey that one openly admits to paying for, or free Black Velvet "canadian" whiskey?

I dunno man, the shame chart is in my living room and I'm at work right now.

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

SoundMonkey posted:

I dunno man, the shame chart is in my living room and I'm at work right now.

Cant you call your wife and ask her to look at it for you?

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

SoundMonkey posted:

I dunno man, the shame chart is in my living room and I'm at work right now.

It's shameful that you don't have a pocket sized shame chart

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

8th-samurai posted:

It's shameful that you don't have a pocket sized shame chart

My trouser pockets are full of shame.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

spog posted:

My trouser pockets are full of shame.

Stop cutting holes in them

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Mightaswell
Dec 4, 2003

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.

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