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Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

:siren: DO NOT DISCUSS TRANSSEXUALS IN THIS THREAD :siren:
[added by Brother Jonathan, Sep. 30, '13]

Let's have some more fun.

Rules from the mods, from the previous thread:

quote:

Rules (+ any others in the PYF rules thread)
  • Tag NWS images & links. If you think it might be even remotely NWS, tag it.
  • Pics should be 1200 pixels wide or smaller. Otherwise, thumbnail it or link it.
  • No arguing about what is/isn't ugly/awkward. No one cares.
  • Don't post your wacky friends. No one cares.
  • Post people who look awkward, not reasonably normal people who you think are awkward because of their gender identity or race or whatever. Happy smiling trans woman != awkward. Terrifying seven foot tall cross dresser = yes probably awkward. Chubby person != awkward. Chubby person wearing a My Little Pony shirt and/or hugging a waifu pillow = super awkward. Okay? Okay.
  • If you defend the wearing of a hat in this thread, you must post pictures of yourself wearing the hat, holding a sign with your username on it.
Yes, it's a brand new thread all empty of posts. That does not mean you need to feverishly repost "classics" from other threads in days gone by. Simply continue on with new content.
Edit: Another rule: Don't just post a single link to a Youtube video with no content or description.

Remember, no huge derails!


Silicone- and botox-pumped Danish reality attention whore named Linse Kessler


Just found out that Brony-dom has invaded my country too. :(

Somebody has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Oct 1, 2013

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Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Pilsner posted:

Let's have some more fun.

Rules from the mods, from the previous thread:


Remember, no huge derails!


Silicone- and botox-pumped Danish reality attention whore named Linse Kessler


Just found out that Brony-dom has invaded my country too. :(

WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH THE GIRL IN PURPLE?!


Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012






Is this a guy and his RealDoll? Nope, it's just reality star Courtney Stodden who married Doug Hutchison at the age of 16 (and he was 51 at the time).

And for comparison, a picture of her before getting all plastic'd up:

Kaiju Cage Match has a new favorite as of 00:40 on May 24, 2013

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
She needs platform shoes to be as tall as her husband who, at his age, is probably starting to shrink.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Non Serviam posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH THE GIRL IN PURPLE?!

That's Marilyn Manson just prior to hitting mainstream.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
This fine fellow was my favorite thread from the old thread. There is just so much WRONG with these images, but I can't look away.

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Check out Toni Iommi's sweet perm





:nms:Gross:nms:

And the second best brony meet behind karate-gums, just to get this new thread started right.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Kaiju Cage Match posted:



Is this a guy and his RealDoll? Nope, it's just reality star Courtney Stodden who married Doug Hutchison at the age of 16 (and he was 51 at the time).

And for comparison, a picture of her before getting all plastic'd up:



I've never heard of people using plastic surgery to look older.


Non Serviam posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH THE GIRL IN PURPLE?!


Professor Zorlon Phixis of the Centauri II University's Department of Anthropology, pictured here while conducting her doctoral thesis on the primitive equine cult of Sol III.

squeee
Apr 23, 2009

the thrill of the chase.

Non Serviam posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH THE GIRL IN PURPLE?!

She needs to learn how to use a brown pencil and she'd look 50% less weird. At first I thought she had no eyebrows but she's just a blonde who dyes her hair black and leaves her brows alone.

Also, stupid eye make-up. :argh:


Can-O-Raid posted:

I've never heard of people using plastic surgery to look older.

She went on Dr. Oz or The Doctors or some other day-time medical show to have her boobs ultrasounded on TV in an attempt to prove that she's "100% NATURAL GUYS". I think Kim Kardashian did the same thing to prove her rear end was real. I think Courtney Stodden looks like Dolly Parton.

ALEX TRILLTON
Sep 9, 2011

IF I'M EVER A DICK ON THE INTERNET, TELL PAULSEPHIROTH'S MOM
This video of a Juggalo wedding is making me sad in ways I didn't know I could feel sad. You can tell that for them this really is going to be the happiest day of their life in that immediately from this moment everything is going downhill at an ever-increasing speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOLvBXYhGXE

This on the other hand is just awkward in the old fashioned way. A meme-themed ("Nerdtacular") wedding.

Lava Lamp
Sep 18, 2007
banana phone
Speaking of the freak Courtney Stodden, there's always that masochistic game you can play to see how long you can make it through this video of hers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0

I've never seen the end.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
She might be the worst human being alive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSUQcX9EMPs

I don't know how any person of any age could deal with her at all.

DrinkMoreBeer
Jan 23, 2006

by toby

JT Smiley posted:

She might be the worst human being alive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSUQcX9EMPs

I don't know how any person of any age could deal with her at all.

Aw man, the comments are disabled on all her videos. This was one of the rare times I wanted to read YouTube comments.

HoneyBoy
Oct 12, 2012

get murked son

Pilsner posted:


Just found out that Brony-dom has invaded my country too. :(

Wait, is that a Joy Division shirt? Why is there a rainbow on it? :psyduck:

edit: Oh, this is a thing apparently.

HoneyBoy has a new favorite as of 05:10 on May 24, 2013

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

HoneyBoy posted:

Wait, is that a Joy Division shirt? Why is there a rainbow on it? :psyduck:

edit: Oh, this is a thing apparently.



I seen some Danzig knockoff shirts too. I mean, Danzig and JD are loving awesome but they are so far removed from ponies. What's the point of this shirt? Then again, Bronies have to hamfist their show into literally everything so I guess this was to be expected.

QuestWhat
Nov 11, 2012
The original...


...and the Goon remake.


I still have no idea whether this is a dude or not.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

Lava Lamp posted:

Speaking of the freak Courtney Stodden, there's always that masochistic game you can play to see how long you can make it through this video of hers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0

I've never seen the end.

I feel like I should clear my internet history :stare:

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
AN ERORIST AGENT

Crow Jane posted:

This fine fellow was my favorite thread from the old thread. There is just so much WRONG with these images, but I can't look away.


For a second, I thought the guy's pet walrus was rearing up against the wall next to him.

I now cannot unsee this.

Anais Nun
Apr 21, 2010

JT Smiley posted:

She might be the worst human being alive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSUQcX9EMPs

I don't know how any person of any age could deal with her at all.

You can't mention Courtney Stodden without mentioning the monstrous 'momager' who thought it was somehow appropriate to palm her sixteen year old daughter off on an unsettling Z-lister old enough to be her grandfather.

http://jezebel.com/5960929/courtney-stoddens-mom-explains-how-her-daughter-became-a-married-teen-in-stripper-heels

I look back at the 1990's and marvel that the guy who played Toombs on the X-Files turned out to be even creepier than his character.

LateToTheParty
Oct 13, 2012

The bane of my existence.
I thought I have seen every thing but I learned there is a guy who gets off of pretending his belly is exploding while wearing a variety of masks. :stare:




LateToTheParty has a new favorite as of 10:54 on May 24, 2013

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick

ALEX TRILLTON posted:

This video of a Juggalo wedding is making me sad in ways I didn't know I could feel sad. You can tell that for them this really is going to be the happiest day of their life in that immediately from this moment everything is going downhill at an ever-increasing speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOLvBXYhGXE

Thanks for posting this! It reminds me of Trailer Park Boys but in real life...and I think Ricky's wedding was classier.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"




Kill, Rover, kill.

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer

JT Smiley posted:

She might be the worst human being alive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSUQcX9EMPs

I don't know how any person of any age could deal with her at all.

She sounds like the kind of kid who just reads off of her flashcards when giving a speech, and has no preparation whatsoever.


Anais Nun posted:

You can't mention Courtney Stodden without mentioning the monstrous 'momager' who thought it was somehow appropriate to palm her sixteen year old daughter off on an unsettling Z-lister old enough to be her grandfather.

http://jezebel.com/5960929/courtney-stoddens-mom-explains-how-her-daughter-became-a-married-teen-in-stripper-heels

I look back at the 1990's and marvel that the guy who played Toombs on the X-Files turned out to be even creepier than his character.

:stonk:

Also, content:

Orange Harrison
Feb 24, 2010

All through the day, I me mine
Found this while looking for Huey Lewis performances.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gth-C4PqBc
(Bizarrely shaped person singing for youtube.)

sixdeadpandas
Jan 15, 2011

Orange Harrison posted:

Found this while looking for Huey Lewis performances.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gth-C4PqBc
(Bizarrely shaped person singing for youtube.)

I've never seen a meat headband before.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

General Panic posted:

For a second, I thought the guy's pet walrus was rearing up against the wall next to him.

I now cannot unsee this.

It would not surprise me in the least to learn that he had a pet walrus.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
http://youtu.be/pVt35MqqdPc

Perfect score.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"




I was waiting for the punchline, but it never came

Peppi
May 17, 2011

by Lowtax

JT Smiley posted:

She might be the worst human being alive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSUQcX9EMPs

I don't know how any person of any age could deal with her at all.

I think the dude she married is a lot worse

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Lava Lamp posted:

Speaking of the freak Courtney Stodden, there's always that masochistic game you can play to see how long you can make it through this video of hers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0

I've never seen the end.

Yeah, not sure what they were trying for there. Usually you take teenage hookers out in the swamp to dispose of the body, not record a music video.

I find it much more interesting to imagine she's pleading for her life through song.

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

It's a rare photo of Hetalia fandom that doesn't feature at least one person giving the Hitlergrüß.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

FolieMayn - Bonnie :c00l:

http://youtu.be/KPPxywdOANI

and in case you are wondering if he is Tupac or not

http://youtu.be/8qihzXTbm7s

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Rujo King posted:

It's a rare photo of Hetalia fandom that doesn't feature at least one person giving the Hitlergrüß.

Speaking of those...





I'd laugh if the people in the latter photo did that in Germany, because then they'd probably get the living hell beaten out of them (before getting thrown in jail).

Jerry Manderbilt has a new favorite as of 17:07 on May 24, 2013

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

Speaking of those...





I'd laugh if the people in the latter photo did that in Germany, because then they'd probably get the living hell beaten out of them (before getting thrown in jail).

You'd figure they would be confronted anywhere. I don't understand why they are dressed up like this anyway? Is it cosplay?



Banned for life from football.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

PaganGoatPants posted:

You'd figure they would be confronted anywhere. I don't understand why they are dressed up like this anyway? Is it cosplay?



Banned for life from football.

Yeah, Hetalia cosplayers. The show was created by a bunch of batshit insane Japanese racists who represented Germany as, well, Nazi Germany in addition to really just making GBS threads all over a bunch of other wartime atrocities.

But in Germany, in particular, it's illegal to publicly celebrate the Nazi past.

Anyway, content: more anime nerds! NWS because of some of the posters in the background.

:nws:http://i42.tinypic.com/14ebh34.jpg:nws:

Jerry Manderbilt has a new favorite as of 17:15 on May 24, 2013

Aromatic Stretch
Nov 4, 2009

PaganGoatPants posted:

Banned for life from football.

Only from the national team, he's still allowed to play football at the club level.

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005


Oh god, that guy with the fedora at the bottom right looks exactly like the horrible PUA-guy from that love-shy documentary that was posted in the previous thread.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Aromatic Stretch posted:

Only from the national team, he's still allowed to play football at the club level.

Really? The hell...you'd think the clubs would do it too.

Aromatic Stretch
Nov 4, 2009

PaganGoatPants posted:

Really? The hell...you'd think the clubs would do it too.

A lot of Clubs may choose not to sign him, but I'd be a little surprised if he wasn't able to find a professional club to play for at some level - maybe not in Europe though.

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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




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