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you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)

Tewratomeh posted:

...and now I'm trying to figure out why Mario turned into a Mexican stereotype at 11:45 when he's told by Whoever That Old Guy Is that Peach was kidnapped. I mean he just goes into full-on Frito Bandito mode, then stays that way for the rest of the scene, in sombrero and bandoliers.

The jumping and shooting fit makes me wonder if they were going more for a Yosemite Sam tantrum, but, uh, didn't quite get it right.

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Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003

Rocketlex posted:

First, we have Super Mario Bros on Ice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue4Bca8DbAQ
Even though I just posted this video, I somehow feel the need to say that I'm not making this up. This is a real thing real people payed real money to see. Yes, that is Mr. Belvedere as Bowser. Yes, Peach sounds like May West. Yes, this ends with the single-file execution of the Koopa Troop at Luigi's hands before a crowd of childred screaming for blood. This comes from that glorious era (similar to the Super Mario Bros movie) where everyone wanted to cash in on the Mario Bros but there was no consistency of branding that had been created. You just had a sprite sheet and some character names to work with, and the rest was up to you. What we got this time...was magic.

Ahahaha, my aunt and uncle supposedly went to this having only heard the name "Mario Brothers on Ice," somehow believing the Mario Brothers to be an Italian figure skating duo. I'm not sure I believe the story, since it requires them never to have looked at any of the promotional material for the show they were buying tickets to, but they swore this happened.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
So here's something distubing I found: spoilered because may be :nws:

Now I'm going to go drink a bottle of bleach and hope that it kills me.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.
Congrats you found off-brand porn, must've been a real stretch for you. Why'd you think we needed to know?

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
/\
I dunno, after Super Mario on Ice, Mario burlesque seems like the next logical step!

David D. Davidson posted:

So here's something distubing I found: spoilered because may be :nws:

Now I'm going to go drink a bottle of bleach and hope that it kills me.

I was going to say at $15 how could you not go and give us a trip report, but I take it by the watermark you didn't actually find this yourself?

e:
Oh. Oh dear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W7honXr6i0

Beartaco fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Jun 3, 2013

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Yeah I found that on a website while looking up infromation to start a different megathread and found that.

bootleg system megathread, honest.

David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Jun 3, 2013

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.
Didn't realise it was burlesque, didn't look too hard at it.

Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009

Law posted:

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I dunno, after Super Mario on Ice, Mario burlesque seems like the next logical step!


I was going to say at $15 how could you not go and give us a trip report, but I take it by the watermark you didn't actually find this yourself?

e:
Oh. Oh dear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W7honXr6i0

I couldn't make it through more than about thirty seconds of that. I believe the expression is "I don't know whether to poo poo, fart, or go blind." :froggonk:

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

That was a thing I did not enjoy.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

19LettersLong posted:


Super Mario Bros. 2 (US) (1988)
Part 5/6 (LP pt.17) [Youtube][Source]

This youtube link's broke.

Zinco
Mar 27, 2005

Did you have the thread up on that post for several days without refreshing? Because he fixed that link almost immediately.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Zinco posted:

Did you have the thread up on that post for several days without refreshing? Because he fixed that link almost immediately.

No, that's right out of the op from a few hours ago.

Zinco
Mar 27, 2005

Oh, sorry. I forgot about the original post.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I actually thought that poster was pretty funny...


...this, not so much. :stare:

Then I also found out that that poster was made using some random person's DeviantArt fan art. So I can safely say that there's not a single thing I like about "Boobs & Goombas", and I wish I didn't know it existed.

ninjewtsu
Oct 9, 2012

According to the poster people payed $15 to see that.
I feel like this should be noted.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I wish there was some kind of tell for where the mushrooms are in subspace. There's just so much terrain you can cover while holding a potion.

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




ninjewtsu posted:

According to the poster people payed $15 to see that.
I feel like this should be noted.

Judging by the empty chairs while they acted it out, not many people did.

A quick glance through the website makes me think that it was -meant- to be terrible and was an ironic parody. But that's mostly me crafting a thin shell around my fragile sanity.

bottles and cans
Oct 21, 2010

citybeatnik posted:

Judging by the empty chairs while they acted it out, not many people did.

I was going to make this joke, but I think the video is actually just a rehearsal. You hear the director at the very end calling for them to stop.

Although if it were a well-meaning audience member just begging them to stop embarrassing themselves, that'd be pretty funny, too.

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
Please watch this ridiculously charming thing I found.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59eEDne4iS8

Five Apples
Mar 11, 2008

THIS IS WHAT I AM
Wow, so a friend of mine was actually in that "Boobs and Goombas" burlesque show. I never got the chance to see it, now I really wish I'd given in to morbid curiosity and went. I'm pretty sure she was one of the Goombas in the video, but the costumes and low quality make it hard to tell. For the record, these kind of amateur burlesque shows are fairly common in NOLA.

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Five Apples posted:

Wow, so a friend of mine was actually in that "Boobs and Goombas" burlesque show. I never got the chance to see it, now I really wish I'd given in to morbid curiosity and went. I'm pretty sure she was one of the Goombas in the video, but the costumes and low quality make it hard to tell. For the record, these kind of amateur burlesque shows are fairly common in NOLA.

It also was performed in Chicago too as I heard about it on the radio where the burlesque scene is booming.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Giovanni_Sinclair posted:

It also was performed in Chicago too as I heard about it on the radio where the burlesque scene is booming.
...wait, what? That's still a THING nowadays?

...stay classy Chicago. :smug: Never stop.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

FinalGamer posted:

...wait, what? That's still a THING nowadays?

...stay classy Chicago. :smug: Never stop.

It is but it's never quite as sexy or as funny as you might think it'd be.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Testikles posted:

It is but it's never quite as sexy or as funny as you might think it'd be.
...well that's just disappointin-ANYWAYS

SO UH HOW BOUT THAT UPDATE GUYS, YEAH :stare:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Currawong posted:

Please watch this ridiculously charming thing I found.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59eEDne4iS8

The charm doubles if you tun on subtitles :3:

Dirt006
Apr 28, 2008
A MIDI cover of the Super Mario 2 song with nonsense Animal Crossing words is adorable, but people trying to have fun with dancing and costumes is somehow the worst thing ever? Mario and Luigi were annoying but I thought the Goomba dance was kind of cute.

We need more actual Mario to pull us out of crazytown!

19LettersLong
May 8, 2011

...let's just put this away.






Super Mario Bros. 2 (US) (1988)
Part 6/6 (LP pt.18) [Youtube][Source]

ninjewtsu
Oct 9, 2012

An example of a movie with an awesome name but (I hear) is unfortunately really boring:
Surf Nazis Must Die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LV1S2q2GA

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

"Wikipedia posted:

Birdo's name was mistakenly switched with another Super Mario Bros. 2 enemy, Ostro, both in the manual and in the end credits.[2] The mistake persisted in the version of Super Mario Bros. 2 included in the Super Mario All-Stars compilation, but was corrected in the Game Boy Advance re-release titled Super Mario Advance.[3][4]

Re: Ostro.

Guess I never paid much attention to the credits. I like the idea though of a translator who's just never heard of an ostrich before in his life.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
As I've said before, in Japan Wart is known as Mamu, which means that yes, that really is him in the cameo in Link's Awakening, alongside the Yoshi and Peach cameos, and the handful of Mario enemies in the side-scrolling tunnels. (and one could argue that Tarin looks a lot like mario there too). The games share several key production team members.

As far as WWII stories go, my grandparents (three out of the four! ) were part of the war effort, but none actually saw combat. More interesting is the fact that my GF is only a first generation American of German descent. Her father's parents were Germans in WW2. Her grandfather was a German soldier (but NOT a Nazi, he fought for his country, not for a political group he strongly disagreed with) and apparently spent most of the war in a Russian POW camp, which was pretty harrowing itself. Also, she has a story where her grandmother and great aunt were cornered by two Russian soldiers, who were going to rape and kill them. They didn't count on her aunt knowing Russian, and catching on. She pulled one soldier's pistol out of his holster and held him at gunpoint until the soldiers agreed to leave. Kind of a badass move.
And that's all my trivia for the night.

Kytrarewn
Jul 15, 2011

Solving mysteries in
Bb, F and D.
Edit: never ye mind, a bad post.

Kytrarewn fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Jun 5, 2013

The T
May 29, 2010

A sufficiently chaotic system is maximally fair.

Law posted:

Re: Ostro.

Guess I never paid much attention to the credits. I like the idea though of a translator who's just never heard of an ostrich before in his life.

SMB2 wasn't programmed in a graphical user interface. It's much more likely they just mixed up the order of them somehow by accident, without seeing which sprite went where.

RocketDarkness
Jun 3, 2008
Man, that Wart boss fight seems like utter bullshit. So boring!

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer
I think you guys made the end boss way harder than it needed to be. The Mouser fight showed you how to get those vegetables -- stand underneath them and catch them. Then since you are on the ground below you have an easier time of dodging those bubbles.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

And you can throw them into his mouth before the bubbles fall far enough to block them.

EDIT: And even the critical Pokemon catch has *one* shake, but it's usually a sure thing.

Dabir fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Jun 5, 2013

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

itotaku posted:

I think you guys made the end boss way harder than it needed to be. The Mouser fight showed you how to get those vegetables -- stand underneath them and catch them. Then since you are on the ground below you have an easier time of dodging those bubbles.

I actually never thought to do that when I played it, I just did the same thing they did.

Drakli
Jan 28, 2004
Goblin-Friend
My internet crashing ate up a perfectly good post on why I'm so fond of Super Mario 2.

Let me try and sum up.

1) Nostalgia. It was the first game I ever beat, and therefore, the first one that showed me some games could be beaten, leading me away from the Sisyphean task of fighting ever increasingly harder identical levels until I died or competing for scoreboard territory with arcade kings.

2) It had character coming out the ears. Instead of Bowser clones, we had gender ambiguous egg-spitting dinosaurs, a mouse that throws the bombs of bad dreams, a three-headed snake, a living fireball in a domino mask, a rock-tossing crab, and a vegetable hating toad king, along with a horde of shyguys and their kin (I've always had a fondness for shyguys.) It kept things interesting. Of course, it helped that I got hooked on the Super Mario Supershow, and the Subcon gang was prominent in Koopa's forces in that show.

2.5) Speaking of character, I loved how it developed the capabilities of Mario's friends as adventurers. Luigi's "waffling" (that's the term, isn't it?) was hilarious, I loved Peach's floatiness, and it was cool to see a Toad who was an individual. Also, frankly, a Mario game without the Princess getting kidnapped and being helpless is good in my book.

3) No damned timer. I was free to wander the stages at my leisure, poking my nose in wherever I pleased without artificial time restraints. I seriously dislike timers.

Wow... that was a lot more than a sum-up. Oh well. Even among Mario games, I love it.


====

Also, one last trick, if you jump behind Wart, he can't turn around, so you can toss veggies in without the bubbles getting in the way.

Drakli fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Jun 5, 2013

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Law posted:

I actually never thought to do that when I played it, I just did the same thing they did.

Weird, that's how I did it as a kid, I might of figured out picking up the vegetables through the air by accident via them dropping on me, but once that happened I never tried to pick them up again.

Senior Scarybagels fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Jun 5, 2013

AzraelNewtype
Nov 9, 2004

「ブレストバーン!!」
It's amazing to me how many words K&K spent discussing the etymology of errand vs. errant, largely to defend Keith being totally wrong.

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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

RocketDarkness posted:

Man, that Wart boss fight seems like utter bullshit. So boring!
Well, if you bother learning how the bubbles work, you can catch the vegetables from below and kill him in under a minute, but yeah the first time tends to take a while.

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