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unbuttonedclone
Dec 30, 2008
Welcome to the River Festival in Wichita, Kan. It's been happening this past week and these are taken from the "People of Riverfest" Facebook page where people submit pictures and then argues about it with the people in the pictures.











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Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012


Okay, I've seen back-tits before, but usually with a racerback tank strap in the middle, to separate them. This here... This is a backtit pushup bra. Look at that cleavage.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

thylacine posted:

Welcome to the River Festival in Wichita, Kan. It's been happening this past week and these are taken from the "People of Riverfest" Facebook page where people submit pictures and then argues about it with the people in the pictures.



Their page is a goldmine. So many butthurt white trash thugs and girl juggalos commenting on there, which of course leads me to click on their profile and so on.... a black hole of sadness...

Thank you sir.

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:


There is no big enough :barf: for this poo poo.

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

Yeah. Good lord, those are some crusted teeth.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:



There is no big enough :barf: for this poo poo.

I can smell this photo.

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:



There is no big enough :barf: for this poo poo.

I'm pretty whatever about chicks having pit hair (otoh having crazy pit hair and wearing sleeveless tops is tacky on both genders), but god THE TEETH. THE TEEEEETTTTHHHH. They match the loving wall

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:


The serbian cyrillic caption says "Svetlana's funeral". This was apparently posted on FB.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

thylacine posted:

Welcome to the River Festival in Wichita, Kan. It's been happening this past week and these are taken from the "People of Riverfest" Facebook page where people submit pictures and then argues about it with the people in the pictures.













So this is what I'm missing out on by not living in the Real America...

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

ulvir posted:

Yeah. Good lord, those are some crusted teeth.

It's like she's never brushed them even once. How do you do that? Doesn't your mouth taste terrible all the time?

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Daedleh posted:

One of the greatest gifts of the new Star Trek films is seeing the nerd rage about them. On Facebook it's even better, since you can see exactly who is behind the quote.



Guy with robotic voice = Borg? Some nerd he is.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

AlbieQuirky posted:

It's like she's never brushed them even once. How do you do that? Doesn't your mouth taste terrible all the time?

You'd think the gummy, fuzzy feeling would be even worse. In the mornings and before bed my teeth feel slightly rough and fuzzy when I lick them and I can't not brush them. I can't imagine having that all the time and getting worse. When I see folk who don't wash or brush their teeth or hair, I think maybe they're depressed or otherwise ill and physically can't bring themselves to take care of themselves, but she looks really cheery and happy to show off the dirty teeth.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Hello here is a man with a diaper fetish that I found on Twitter (@mikecankiss69)

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/jWfN0iV.jpg:nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/PzV8vRQ.jpg:nws:

quote:

22 May
Anyone out there think I'm a cute baby please tell me I'm feeling kind of down

I am so sorry

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Stottie Kyek posted:

You'd think the gummy, fuzzy feeling would be even worse. In the mornings and before bed my teeth feel slightly rough and fuzzy when I lick them and I can't not brush them. I can't imagine having that all the time and getting worse. When I see folk who don't wash or brush their teeth or hair, I think maybe they're depressed or otherwise ill and physically can't bring themselves to take care of themselves, but she looks really cheery and happy to show off the dirty teeth.

I'm sure if they're that bad that's just her norm. If she went to the dentist her gums would probably be a bloody mess.


e: The diaper fetish pics above...wtf is that. :barf:

Prof. Moriarty
Dec 6, 2003
Not the regular Professor Moriarty, the hologram Professor Moriarty where the holodeck malfunctioned and he created the whole fake hologram enterprise and fooled the Captain. Oh, and he tried to escape with his girlfriend once, but he was foiled.
Or she may have had the misfortune to have been given tetracycline as a child (or even her mother while she was pregnant). Both can lead to permanent tooth discoloration, including gray teeth.

Spermando
Jun 13, 2009

Silly Hippie posted:

On the other end of the spectrum, we have these guys -




(Giorgio Armani and Valentino).

Super rich, famous, style icons and they look like that. Maybe we shouldn't knock the luchador masks :stonk:
They look like they were rendered on Unreal Engine 3.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

KimT posted:

Hello here is a man with a diaper fetish that I found on Twitter (@mikecankiss69)

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/jWfN0iV.jpg:nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/PzV8vRQ.jpg:nws:


I am so sorry


This is completely horrific.


If anything has ever needed a :nms: this is it.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
It came from Tasteless Tattoos thread:

NoneMoreNegative posted:

:nws: :nms: http://i.imgur.com/7rW61gp.jpg :nws: :nms:

Here's looking at you, kid.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



KimT posted:

Hello here is a man with a diaper fetish that I found on Twitter (@mikecankiss69)

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/jWfN0iV.jpg:nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/PzV8vRQ.jpg:nws:


I am so sorry

I have to ask, but what sort of skin condition is that? I'd almost say some sort of acne but they don't look like the usual inflamed.

Tiamat
Jul 25, 2008

yer a wizard, harry

M_Sinistrari posted:

I have to ask, but what sort of skin condition is that? I'd almost say some sort of acne but they don't look like the usual inflamed.

Looks like neurofibromatosis.

Effingham
Aug 1, 2006

The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

See for reference:



(it's that Venus girl trying to look Japanese...by wearing a qi pao :psyduck:)

To be fair, a lot of Japanese anime seems to have a fascination for girls in Chinese dress and OH MY GOD WHY DO I KNOW THIS?

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:



The serbian cyrillic caption says "Svetlana's funeral". This was apparently posted on FB.

I love that one like.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

There have been some horrible posts on this page, and it's made me feel not so bad about being stranded 13000km away from home and trying to sort poo poo out in an airport. I could be that diaper guy above. Thank you goons, you always put things in perspective.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


KimT posted:

Hello here is a man with a diaper fetish that I found on Twitter (@mikecankiss69)

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/jWfN0iV.jpg:nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/PzV8vRQ.jpg:nws:


I am so sorry

:stonk: = literally my face for 10 seconds whilst I processed the images.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005


Good to see Tom Savini is enjoying his semi-retirement.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

Prof. Moriarty posted:

Or she may have had the misfortune to have been given tetracycline as a child (or even her mother while she was pregnant). Both can lead to permanent tooth discoloration, including gray teeth.

That doesn't result in nasty-rear end teeth like that. I had tetracycline as a child and my teeth are just slightly off-white, not brown-yellow.

Unbootable
Jul 3, 2003



Found this guy linking off a comment on a piece about Anita Sarkeesian, decrying feminism as a whole and telling women to get back in the kitchen, because of course.

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB

M_Sinistrari posted:

I have to ask, but what sort of skin condition is that? I'd almost say some sort of acne but they don't look like the usual inflamed.

Smallpox.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

Silly Hippie posted:

On the other end of the spectrum, we have these guys -




(Giorgio Armani and Valentino).

Super rich, famous, style icons and they look like that. Maybe we shouldn't knock the luchador masks :stonk:

That is not a human color, that's oil-based deck stain for cedar.

PlantRobot has a new favorite as of 02:16 on Jun 9, 2013

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.



Dunno why it made me think of Romney's orange face attempt, but you can't have a PYF Awkward thread without :mitt:

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

KimT posted:

Hello here is a man with a diaper fetish that I found on Twitter (@mikecankiss69)

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/jWfN0iV.jpg:nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/PzV8vRQ.jpg:nws:



It's not the diaper that gets me anymore. It's the skin. I'd be really afraid to touch this guy, for fear of all that migrating to me.

Jeff Goldblum IRL
Nov 29, 2006

The greatest trick Coyote ever pulled, was convincing the world that he exists.

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

[timg]crotch[/timg]

May want to link that.

Bad Roy
Jan 29, 2008

Animals are like humans, always being dicks.

KimT posted:

Hello here is a man with a diaper fetish that I found on Twitter (@mikecankiss69)

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/jWfN0iV.jpg:nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/PzV8vRQ.jpg:nws:


I am so sorry

Oh God, there's even worse photos in his gallery on Twitter. Why did I look?! :gonk:

@mikecankiss69
way can,t I get a girl am i ugly please answer

Bad Roy has a new favorite as of 00:57 on Jun 9, 2013

RolandTower
Nov 19, 2003

Guns n' Roses n' Deus Ex Machina
Bleak Gremlin

DicktheCat posted:

It's not the diaper that gets me anymore. It's the skin. I'd be really afraid to touch this guy, for fear of all that migrating to me.

It's neurofibromatosis. It's genetic.

vvvvvv nerve tumors make him lumpy like that.

RolandTower has a new favorite as of 05:39 on Jun 9, 2013

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

KimT posted:

Hello here is a man with a diaper fetish that I found on Twitter (@mikecankiss69)

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/jWfN0iV.jpg:nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/PzV8vRQ.jpg:nws:


I am so sorry

Why is he...lumpy? Like, I'm not calling him fat, I mean he literally has a bunch of lumps, how does that happen?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





RolandTower posted:

It's neurofibromatosis. It's genetic.

That was a poor choice on my part to google that.



VVVVV Must have seen Game of Thrones.

George H.W. Cunt has a new favorite as of 02:04 on Jun 9, 2013

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011

Silly Hippie posted:

On the other end of the spectrum, we have these guys -




(Giorgio Armani and Valentino).


TBH Giorgio looks like every well groomed wealthy old guy. Valentino on the other hand...

Here's the wedding of a well known Polish politician and a member of the European Parliament dressed as a Polish nobleman




But that wedding was few years ago, maybe this guy changed his style...




Fortunately, he did :allears:

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

RolandTower posted:

It's neurofibromatosis. It's genetic.

That does not make me want to touch him.

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Bad Roy posted:

Oh God, there's even worse photos in his gallery on Twitter. Why did I look?! :gonk:

@mikecankiss69
way can,t I get a girl am i ugly please answer


For a guy who can kiss AND 69, you'd think he'd have no problems with the ladies.

:shlick:

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