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AndroidHub
Feb 28, 2007

I've seen some stuff that would really make you say "like what?"

Triggerhappypilot posted:

The problem with this is the same fundamental problem that Revolution and Alien had, in that people would intentionally die or be converted to do the cool stuff, leading to it being incredibly difficult for those actually trying to defend the station. That being said, if the novelty of this wears off it might work, but who knows how long that might take.

Well, that's why it would be up to the discretion of the changeling himself who actually got to be his minion, and it's not like you would be able to turn everyone at once into minions, because that would be dumb; 1-2 tops would probably be it. More than anything I like the idea of having the changeling chat of people you've absorbed, then if you die everyone would get released into regular deadchat. That said, bringing husks back to life would circumvent this, but that would be fine, because living husks are hilarious.

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Aphtonites posted:


Does anyone remember Mars Outpost 42's trams? I'm recreating them for miners to use.
(the floor buffer sprite is a placeholder, by the way)

So...what happens when you cuff an assistant to the tracks?

Aphtonites
Dec 25, 2012

Sure, Jailbot was broken, but
weren't we all at some point? :(
All aboard! choo choo!

At the moment it can pull another cart that'll eventually be capable of holding a crate, drill or digbot.


ChickenHeart posted:

So...what happens when you cuff an assistant to the tracks?

They'll either get gibbed or get their arms ripped off and killed instantly.

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!
I can't wait to see that thing derail and cause a disaster.

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

It should absolutely do what coaster in Roller Coaster Tycoon do when they derail; Explode violently in a giant fireball and kill everyone on board.

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

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The chance to derail should increase when more people are on it.

some old car parts
Aug 2, 2011

Makes me a very poor man
We should be able to add more carts and make it into a litteral rollercoaster

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!
I hope the SS13 remake can handle moving platforms so we can have a train system going around the station. A train system where you can get into fistfights and throw people off of them while they're moving :frogout:

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

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Empty the tram, put the nuke disc on a car, turn it on to full speed, hop off, and let anyone dumb enough to go for the disc get run over.

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

YellerBill posted:

Empty the tram, put the nuke disc on a car, turn it on to full speed, hop off, and let anyone dumb enough to go for the disc get run over.

Even better, bring a couple guns onto the tram with you and protect that poo poo. :gifttank:

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
You can kinda do that with the MULE as it is. It's just the PDA controls are terrible.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Aphtonites posted:

All aboard! choo choo!

At the moment it can pull another cart that'll eventually be capable of holding a crate, drill or digbot.


When emagged it should disable the brakes so it turns into a super fast deathtrap that catapults the rider out/crashes into a wall.

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Mar 22, 2013

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Geokinesis posted:

When emagged it should disable the brakes so it turns into a super fast deathtrap that catapults the rider out/crashes into a wall.

It should also make the tram slowly get faster and faster until it becomes the aforementioned deathtrap.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

YellerBill posted:

Empty the tram, put the nuke disc on a car, turn it on to full speed, hop off, and let anyone dumb enough to go for the disc get run over.

At least till the syndies throw a bomb on the tracks.


Also emagging it should just mean that once you speed up you can't slow down again so that you're guaranteed to catch someone.

Admiral Funk
Oct 1, 2012

Please send them a very large crate marked "SCIENCE. PROBABLY DANGEROUS. BUT VERY SCIENTIFIC. YES."
I was thinking it would be nice for traitors who had to escape alone if pods couldn't just sort of magically wedge themselves into the windows when the shuttle arrives. I would suggest having the shuttle violently impact with anything in it's spawn area or something like that. I would also suggest "forgetting" to update the changelog for the first couple days if my stupid rear end idea actually gets implemented.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

AndroidHub posted:

I thought it would be cool if the people the changeling absorbed were put into a special deadchat sort of channel and forced to spectate the changeling (who would be able to talk to them and see their chat), then the changeling could choose players to dispatch as things like the disembodied hands that show up in the 2011 The Thing prequel. They would have the job of eventually coming back and rejoining with the changeling to perhaps bring him dna from people they had taken down. I think it would be great, because you could at least try to choose somebody you think would do a good job to be your minion out of the people you've taken (and it would be something for the absorbed people to stick around for).

How about something a little more misdirecting for the changeling? Give them a Sting that makes the victim turn into a toolbox-swinging maniac similar to those created with New Life. For best effect, have it not activate until they come near another crewmember. "Oh god, Infected Pubbie's beating me to death with his shoes!" is always a great distraction, and the infected guy would likely be shot/beaten to death before they could prove their innocence. Meanwhile, the changeling's off devouring some poor soul who didn't go to see what the commotion was with everyone else.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Motherfucker posted:

At least till the syndies throw a bomb on the tracks.


Also emagging it should just mean that once you speed up you can't slow down again so that you're guaranteed to catch someone.

Combine that with a bomb and somehow recreate 1994's Speed.

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Mar 22, 2013

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ChickenHeart posted:

Combine that with a bomb and somehow recreate 1994's Speed.

A traitor "speedometer" item that, when combined with a bomb, lets you attach that bomb to the tram and prevent it from going below a certain speed. I like.

Dr. Cogwerks
Oct 28, 2006

all I need is a grant and Project :roboluv: is go
ss13.txt

Reaver Jones says, "We currently have a Swedish changling as our chef, and a nipple twerking wizard in the brig."




Pleasuretoast Esq. II says, "CREW PLEASE JOIN THE CONGREGATION IN THE BAR AND START THE PATH TO UNLOCKING YOUR INNER POWER"

Pleasuretoast Esq. II tweaks her own nipples! That's quite racist!
Sebastian Squid tweaks his own nipples! That's rather crazy!
Pleasuretoast Esq. II tweaks her own nipples! That's a little bit crazy!
Levi Hall tweaks his own nipples! That's kind of tasty!

Pleasuretoast Esq. II says, "YOU ARE UNLOCKING YOUR INNER POWER"

Levi Hall tweaks his own nipples! That's somewhat tasty!
Sebastian Squid tweaks his own nipples! That's kind of scandalous!
Pleasuretoast Esq. II tweaks her own nipples! That's kind of creepy!
Levi Hall tweaks his own nipples! That's quite racist!

Sebastian Squid asks, "Is this how they train wizards?"

Dr. Cogwerks fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Jun 10, 2013

Shadowbag
Jun 1, 2011

When shitposting, it's always important to properly stretch first.
Soiled Meat
Klaus' disappointed little frown just makes that picture too perfect.







All he wanted was a peaceful rumpus protocol.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
If the AI is being killed and jumps into one of the shells before it dies, it should be able to live on :colbert:

(also how do you equip poo poo in a shell's module slots?)

NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
This weekend I found that as a borg if you equip an item from your module, then have your module removed and you de-equip the items only to have the module reinserted in you those items no longer function. Like, instead of being stored they just disappear into the ether.

Black Pants
Jan 16, 2008

Such comfortable, magical pants!
Lipstick Apathy
Speaking of borgs, uh.. how do you check the AI laws when you become one? I was turned into one a while back and couldn't figure out what to hit to see them.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Black Pants posted:

Speaking of borgs, uh.. how do you check the AI laws when you become one? I was turned into one a while back and couldn't figure out what to hit to see them.

There's an option called "Show Laws" under the Cyborg tab.

Infinite Monkeys
Jul 18, 2010

If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

Yep that sure is some arms

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
So is there any point to the teleporter lab other than making wierd poo poo appear on the pad?

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
If you figure out the coordinates, you can teleport things to/from actual locations ingame. Additionally, you can open up two-way portals to those locations. Some of these locations can only be accessed via telescience, and they're pretty awesome.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

-Troika- posted:

So is there any point to the teleporter lab other than making wierd poo poo appear on the pad?

SCIENCE! :science:


But seriously, it's a great way to explore and there are several places that are only accessible via tele-science.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

-Troika- posted:

So is there any point to the teleporter lab other than making wierd poo poo appear on the pad?

The next time you're able, find a competent telescientist and ask them to send you "somewhere interesting".

Dr. Cogwerks
Oct 28, 2006

all I need is a grant and Project :roboluv: is go

-Troika- posted:

So is there any point to the teleporter lab other than making wierd poo poo appear on the pad?

Steal things from almost anywhere.
GO almost anywhere.
Teleport bombs almost anywhere.
Send volunteers/prisoners on a trip to some horribly dangerous exploration locations that are only accessible through the science teleporter, some of which have some really neat prizes if you manage to survive.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I looked up the telescience thing and apparently you need to use goddamn algebra to ever use it in a consistent manner. Screw that noise, I'm just going to plug in random stuff.

Math isn't fun.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

-Troika- posted:

I looked up the telescience thing and apparently you need to use goddamn algebra to ever use it in a consistent manner. Screw that noise, I'm just going to plug in random stuff.

Math isn't fun.

I'm absolutely awful at maths and it really isn't that difficult. You can get all the math done that you'll need for the round in a couple of minutes.

Plugging in random numbers ceases to be fun after awhile, especially after watching the tele-wiz's do all kinds of neat poo poo like it ain't no thang.

Infinite Monkeys
Jul 18, 2010

If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
How to telescience :colbert:

Shadowbag
Jun 1, 2011

When shitposting, it's always important to properly stretch first.
Soiled Meat
If you really hate math that much just do the thing that all the cool kids do and make an excel spreadsheet to do the math for you. That's what I do and what I'm sure every "tele-wiz" does whether they want to admit it or not.

Also, if you want to find somewhere fun, just use one of the space GPS and take a look at list of other GPS locations.


Infinite Monkeys posted:

How to telescience :colbert:


Neeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrd.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Shadowbag posted:

If you really hate math that much just do the thing that all the cool kids do and make an excel spreadsheet to do the math for you. That's what I do and what I'm sure every "tele-wiz" does whether they want to admit it or not.


Spreadsheets count as math.

Like, I don't even hate math but I do not play video games in order to solve equations.

Dr. Cogwerks
Oct 28, 2006

all I need is a grant and Project :roboluv: is go

Shadowbag posted:

Neeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrd.

Nerd? That's like seventh grade level math. If anyone is too much of a scrub to handle that, sucks for them.

Admiral Funk
Oct 1, 2012

Please send them a very large crate marked "SCIENCE. PROBABLY DANGEROUS. BUT VERY SCIENTIFIC. YES."
Why bother learning the math Cogwerks? When am I ever going to have to do telescience in real life?

Edit: Seriously though it doesn't take much time to figure that poo poo out. You can even do your work on the paper in the telelab if you feel like it.

Admiral Funk fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Jun 10, 2013

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Infinite Monkeys posted:

How to telescience :colbert:



And people say video games make you dumb!

AndroidHub
Feb 28, 2007

I've seen some stuff that would really make you say "like what?"
I'm terrible at math and it really isn't that tough once you understand what you're actually doing.

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my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
Has anyone looked into consolidating the different (I count three) teleportation systems somehow? There must be some great possibilities with one unified system.

Also:

quote:

Jenny Chengling's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Jenny Chengling snaps her fingers RIGHT OFF!
Jenny Chengling's Left Arm melts.

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