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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Story here.

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Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010



"My father says you can spy on my computer!"
"He's not your father."

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Livingston posted:

I'd imagine a lot of them are done by people who don't speak English, and write what is on the card verbatim.



Looks like that dog's been reading the PUA Kickstarter thread in GBS.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
THIS IS A REAL PLACE IN CANADA!



:laugh:

Also, I am 12.

Lurkman
Nov 4, 2008

I don't see how Big Bird couldn't notice both Elmo and a French poodle inside the telepod before using it.

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

Lurkman posted:

I don't see how Big Bird couldn't notice both Elmo and a French poodle inside the telepod before using it.

somehow made me notice the smaller dog in the can

It's a pic that doesn't seem to stop getting worse

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Balobam posted:

somehow made me notice the smaller dog in the can

It's a pic that doesn't seem to stop getting worse

Is the right rear foot cookie monster?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

DrBouvenstein posted:

THIS IS A REAL PLACE IN CANADA!



:laugh:

Also, I am 12.

I can't help you move tomorrow, Steve. I've got serious dildo arm.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

davidspackage posted:

I can't help you move tomorrow, Steve. I've got serious dildo arm.

I thought the joke was Spread Eagle road until I saw Dildo Arm.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DrBouvenstein posted:

THIS IS A REAL PLACE IN CANADA!



:laugh:

Also, I am 12.

Aaaaand it gets better, just a little south:



Ahhh, good ol' East Cost Power Toys, on the shoes of Dildo Pond.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

:smith: A kid going blind because she fell in dog poop isn't funny either

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11012044

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Climax, Michigan should pair up with South Dildo as sister cities... towns... whatever

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Tochiazuma posted:

Climax, Michigan should pair up with South Dildo as sister cities... towns... whatever

Scissor Sister Cities? :v:


Also, that's terrible for that kid and her family. I had no idea that could happen from dog feces. :smith:

Maybe the poster should say something like that, and not be gross with the stupid "kids might eat dog poo poo, hurf durf!"

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Is the right rear foot cookie monster?

I'm not sure, but I just noticed Little Bird on the far right too.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky
My grandma went to dildo :v:

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

DrBouvenstein posted:

THIS IS A REAL PLACE IN CANADA!



:laugh:

Also, I am 12.

I had a friend from England visit me in western North Carolina. He was laughing at our place names, and until he explained it to me, I never thought that there was anything odd about the names of mountains around here:







MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Spooky Bear Ghost posted:

My grandma went to dildo :v:


Thanks to the Catfish TV show, now this headline could be used for two stabbing situations.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Brother Jonathan posted:

I had a friend from England visit me in western North Carolina. He was laughing at our place names, and until he explained it to me, I never thought that there was anything odd about the names of mountains around here:

Next time he visits, take him on a roadtrip to Blue Ball, PA.

Philip J Fry
Apr 25, 2007

go outside and have a blast
The only local funny name I know of...

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Browsing shapeways, and came across this...



On one hand, I'm not surprised it's been made, but on the other hand, I am annoyed because he didn't include the ring.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Brother Jonathan posted:

I had a friend from England visit me in western North Carolina. He was laughing at our place names, and until he explained it to me, I never thought that there was anything odd about the names of mountains around here:



You could say that any of these were innocuous, innocent little things except Pizzle Knob. That word straight up means penis no ifs ands or buttes about it.

syscall girl has a new favorite as of 20:33 on Jun 20, 2013

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

syscall girl posted:

You could say that any of these were innocuous, innocent little things except Pizzle Knob. That word straight up means penis no ifs ands or buttes about it.

I'm sorry, Dick Knob? Ben Cox Knob?

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!
Salad Prong

stubblyhead posted:

I'm not sure, but I just noticed Little Bird on the far right too.

Its bert and ernie, you can see the eyebrows and the famous rubber ducky.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

jiharlequinade posted:

I'm sorry, Dick Knob? Ben Cox Knob?

Those could be proper names, get your mind out of the gutter.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

xxEightxx posted:

Its bert and ernie, you can see the eyebrows and the famous rubber ducky.

Ah yes, that's much more likely than something as obscure as Little Bird. I'd really like to see the other side regardless, though.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

En francais s'il vous plait

Nastyman has a new favorite as of 11:39 on Jun 21, 2013

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


syscall girl posted:

You could say that any of these were innocuous, innocent little things except Pizzle Knob. That word straight up means penis no ifs ands or buttes about it.

:golfclap:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Browsing shapeways, and came across this...



On one hand, I'm not surprised it's been made, but on the other hand, I am annoyed because he didn't include the ring.

It's upside down, the ring would be on the hand that has the fingers obscured.

The Red Queen
Jan 20, 2007

You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!
I lived in Arkansas for a while. Was looking at a state map and found this place:

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Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

syscall girl posted:

You could say that any of these were innocuous, innocent little things except Pizzle Knob. That word straight up means penis no ifs ands or buttes about it.

It's like the mountain was named by Robert Webb's character in Mitchell and Webb's "Bawdy 70s Hospital" sketch. That's not how double entendres work!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

dpack_1 posted:

It's upside down, the ring would be on the hand that has the fingers obscured.

True, but it's not there on the rotating model either.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



dpack_1 posted:

It's upside down, the ring would be on the hand that has the fingers obscured.
Nope.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

True, but it's not there on the rotating model either.
And gently caress you too for saying that with such conviction that I checked the image again.

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012

by Pipski

"What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
You folks do know that catfish have dangerous barbs, right? (Note: link is :nms:)

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Brother Jonathan posted:

You folks do know that catfish have dangerous barbs, right? (Note: link is :nms:)

Catfish and Dangerous Barb is my favorite blaxploitation movie.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Browsing shapeways, and came across this...



On one hand, I'm not surprised it's been made, but on the other hand, I am annoyed because he didn't include the ring.




You want a ring with that pot?

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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Brother Jonathan posted:

You folks do know that catfish have dangerous barbs, right? (Note: link is :nms:)

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