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AlbieQuirky posted:Here's the saddest thing: there are at least four other entire burlesque troupes not represented in this. How many burlesque troupes must one smallish city be subjected to? If they painted the buildings pink, they'd have a real-life FYAD 
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theironjef posted:Start with the really easy one. 50% of women are more likely to agree to sleep with you than average! Just find one of them. It's actually the median. I doubt the distribution of people who'd sleep with them is symmetric about the mode.
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So is there anything to disprove my view that burlesque is a place for nerdy girls to feel superior to strippers because those silly bimbos could never think of something like 'dress up like a nuclear frog before shaking my rear end'?
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Tatum Girlparts posted:So is there anything to disprove my view that burlesque is a place for nerdy girls to feel superior to strippers because those silly bimbos could never think of something like 'dress up like a nuclear frog before shaking my rear end'? They aren't all nerds. Some of them are just fat.
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Jun 20, 2013 23:08
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Good Citizen posted:They aren't all nerds. Some of them are just fat. You mean "Curvy"  THIS IS HOW GOD MADE US YOU CANT HANDLE A REAL WOMAN WITH CURVES DONT LET THE MEDIA DICTATE HOW YOU LOOK
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Tatum Girlparts posted:So is there anything to disprove my view that burlesque is a place for nerdy girls to feel superior to strippers because those silly bimbos could never think of something like 'dress up like a nuclear frog before shaking my rear end'? Are you supposed to jerk off to this because I personally would find it difficult. Life is full of challenges I suppose.
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:You mean "Curvy" Yeah, gently caress them for being comfortable with their bodies. 
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cowboythreespeech posted:Yeah, gently caress them for being comfortable with their bodies. This'll end well.
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What if that guy is comfortable with his body? Are we not allowed to make fun of him either?
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cowboythreespeech posted:Yeah, gently caress them for being comfortable with their bodies.
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cowboythreespeech posted:Yeah, gently caress them for being comfortable with their bodies. I would guess a lot of the people posted in this thread are comfortable with being awkward, ugly, or gross.
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cowboythreespeech posted:Yeah, gently caress them for being comfortable with their bodies. They are still loving FAT. They aren't 500 pound land whales. They can walk under their own power. It doesn't matter how comfortable they are. THEY ARE STILL GODDAMN FAT.
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I love the PUA videos. Oh my God, I would relish in being approached like that for the sole purpose of visibly dry heaving before I continue walking. But either I'm too small to notice or I'm actually too ugly for PUA. e: Alternatively, what kind of gravity does "if you're taping me without my permission, I'm suing you" hold? 54 40 or fuck has a new favorite as of 02:16 on Jun 21, 2013 |
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cowboythreespeech posted:Yeah, gently caress them for being comfortable with their bodies. If they are, more power to them. But I seriously doubt it. I have yet to see a skinny girl go "this is me and I am proud of it", they just go on about their life. But every "curvy" girl has to remind the world every twenty minutes that they are comfortable being that big.
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Toriori posted:e: Alternatively, what kind of gravity does "if you're taping me without my permission, I'm suing you" hold? None at all. You have very little "expectation of privacy" when in a public place.
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Johnny Aztec posted:None at all. You have very little "expectation of privacy" when in a public place. I had figured as much.
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Arguing about fat people is what got this thread closed the last time. I love Freemusic Archives, but the majority of the bands look really awkward. Here's a fine selection from the "experimental" section:    
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So I guess my county has a Facebook page called "Creatures of Lorain County" where people submit pictures of the local fauna for others to laugh and gawk at. Here's the one I just submitted today that I took at our local Applebee's:  Here's the page if you'd like to see how terrible people in Lorain County, Ohio look. https://www.facebook.com/TheCreaturesOfLorain?hc_location=stream
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It's awkward enough being at an Applebees. How does she reach her keys?
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SaltLick posted:It's awkward enough being at an Applebees. What do you mean? She has a perfectly good kid right there to grab them for her. The comments on that Facebook page are really more awkward than the pictures.
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Obscurity posted:So I guess my county has a Facebook page called "Creatures of Lorain County" where people submit pictures of the local fauna for others to laugh and gawk at. Oh my god I spend most of the year in Lorain County I don't have any pictures to submit, but every desperate late-night visit to the local Walmart is like going on safari in the forest where ugly sticks are grown. It was where, one magical night in the dead of winter, I saw my first real-life juggalo. He was a doughy white boy with a massive hatchetman back piece and he was standing in the prescription line right next to some nice Amish family with their dear old grandma. Lorain County is weird.
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It took me a moment to realize that was a tattoo and not back hair.
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Do not close our glorious thread with talk about fatties or you will awaken enveloped in the acanthosis nigricans stricken neck fat rolls of a fedora clad giantess.
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That reminds me of something lovely and awkward courtesy of Is It Normal dot com.quote:Is it normal to want to become sonic the hedgehog? I wake up every day and wish that my human life was all a dream and that I am sonic the hedgehog. I have made my own costume for myself and sometimes I run down the street wearing it, imagining I am running at the speed of sound. Is this normal? Some comments: quote:It's okay to be anything you wish. But ask yourself what qualities does Sonic have that you admire. If you answer this with a list of personality traits and those are traits you admire or incorporate into your own life, then in a way, you have become Sonic the Hedgehog. quote:I'd rather b super Mario cuz sonic has no dick quote:I want to be god. So i can fix all the poo poo ive done with my "creation". quote:I want to form Jem and the Holigrams. That would be rad. To have those awesome earrings... Oh man. That would be the what what. quote:*turns into sonic* Hey, wanna see me run to that hill and back? Wanna see it again? lol. I think sonic got his name because he can run at sonic speed everything is rad and nothing is terrible  Oh god hold on Is it normal that my dog smells and i likeit?! posted:I have a beautiful lab pit bull mix about 7 monthes old. this may sound strange but sometimes he smells like corn chips, especially his paws. it seems to be worse when he's sleepy??? he's goes to the vet regularly considering he's still a pup and is very healthy. his paws look fine. i know this sounds strange but i like the smell!! i find it very cute!! i always say he sneaks off and works in corn chip factory while i'm at work!!! anyone else have a hound with stinky paws??? Djeser has a new favorite as of 03:51 on Jun 21, 2013 |
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:If they are, more power to them. But I seriously doubt it. I have yet to see a skinny girl go "this is me and I am proud of it", they just go on about their life. But every "curvy" girl has to remind the world every twenty minutes that they are comfortable being that big. Right after I read what you posted this girl on facebook posted this image and not for the first time.  There's probably some rude comment about needing bulldozers and other heavy machinery to physically manipulate her to be made, but I didn't want to be too mean.
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C'mon everyone, don't let this thread get shut down because of fat chat.
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Just for starting this derail, I'm reposting one of the grossest guys I've ever seen: He was eating his own neckbeard while talking in his nasal-y voice about D&D. He wouldn't even look me in the eye because...I dunno, I was a girl or something. BUT HE WAS EATING HIS OWN BEARD.
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Leelee posted:Just for starting this derail, I'm reposting one of the grossest guys I've ever seen: Hair is good to chew on and 100% DV of hair  Let's have more loving awkward! Pounced.org is a furry dating site which is two great tastes that go great together. (Found through The F Plus, professional abyss-starers and purveyors of silly voices) quote:I am a 30y/o gay submissive male gargoyle seeking a mate/master/Dom between the ages of 21 - 50 who is into bdsm, cbt, vacuum pumping, electrostim, violet wands, tt. I'm wanting to try milking, edging, sensory depreviation, , Hypnosis, needle play/piercing, sounds, breath play if you are the right person, and more. My current limits are small such as no scat, ws (needs discussion), or permenant marks unless otherwise agreed on as my current living situation does not permit it. I'd love to one day have my wings, tail, horns, talons, skin color changes, and other body mods made, but while some of those arent available yet I do want to get tats and my nipples pierced, any other mods would have to be discussed and agreed upon. I've also been told that I am what some people considers to be a pain slut. Who is this magnificent hunk of man? This is his fursona.  Well, yes, that is just Goliath from Gargoyles. Now, you may point out that this is a dating site so at some point conceivably they'll have to interact in meatspace. So, what is our Goliath-esque stud's pitiful human vessel?  (Lest you think this is an abandoned relic of the internet, his profile was last updated eleven days ago.) For additional fun, he had this on his profile: FXAfw3a>A1a A? C- D H M P R+++ T+++ W Z- Sm? a cln d e f++++ h* i++ j++ p++ sm+ If you dump it into a decoder for these sorts of things, like this one I found on Google, you get great tidbits about him like: quote:Real life furriness factor [f++++] Djeser has a new favorite as of 04:35 on Jun 21, 2013 |
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DorkusMalorkus posted:C'mon everyone, don't let this thread get shut down because of fat chat.
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I apologize for contributing to the fat derail, as restitution have some content. 
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Djeser posted:Hair is good to chew on and 100% DV of hair I keep Pounced in my bookmarks purely for the incredibly awkward hilarity that pops up all the time. It's also fun to just bookmark one area and see which profiles are updating with single letter changes just to stay at the top for the added bonus of desperation.
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schwenz posted:I can't help but feel bad for these guys. This was from a while ago, but there's a blogger that goes by the name of Dr. Nerdlove that gives advice on relationships, sex, conversations with the opposite sex, etc. to nerdy people. While it is a bit suspect that he is a former PUA, he wised up and gives real meaningful advice to shy lonely nerds like fixing yourself and developing confidence before you talk to women as women, not as goals. Anyways, better post a pic before this thread is gassed. 
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BlazinLow305 posted:I apologize for contributing to the fat derail, as restitution have some content. That's not awkward that's a mutant superpower. She should join the X-men.
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Magres posted:That's not awkward that's a mutant superpower. She should join the X-men. Colassus
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 quote:A 56-year-old man with long wild hair and beard tossed a spear at a passing vehicle in Sacramento, Calif., on Tuesday, according to a report in the Sacramento Bee. http://www.philly.com/philly/news/nation_world/212307481.html?google_editors_picks=true
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The Monkey Man posted:
You left off the best part, the title. Wildman throws spear at car in Calif.
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That looks like a half deflated balloon. I bet if you got out an air pump and went to work, he'd look... eh, still pathetic.
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That guy has always fantasized about "being forced to take cum volume enhancing suppliments/drugs and hooked up a milking machine untill I produce enough cum that my balls grow in size due to the experience and be required to be milked multiples times of day because of it." Always. That is what he has always fantasized about.
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CringeChannel is a truly wonderful site:     
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