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I like the highlighted review
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Ema Nymton posted:A kid going blind because she fell in dog poop isn't funny either C'mon, it's a little funny.
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# ? Jun 20, 2013 23:54 |
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I always remember what hand the wedding ring is supposed to be on by recalling goatse.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 00:09 |
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Volcott posted:C'mon, it's a little funny. That kid just fell in dog dirt, not dog poop. Dog dirt is no laughing matter.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 00:36 |
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Why does the wedding ring have to be mentioned 20 times every time goatse is shown or discussed? Is there some unwritten rule that someone has to say something about the ring every time it is brought up on the forums?
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 01:08 |
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Ishamael posted:Why does the wedding ring have to be mentioned 20 times every time goatse is shown or discussed? Is there some unwritten rule that someone has to say something about the ring every time it is brought up on the forums? We strive for accuracy. If it doesn't have the ring, it is not Goatse. It is just some guy playing with his rear end.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 01:09 |
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KozmoNaut posted:
I know this was a couple of pages back but chiming in on great names. My housemate at uni has the surname Fear. Her father is a commander in the Navy. Commander Fear. His first name is Richard. Commander Dick Fear
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 01:44 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I always remember what hand the wedding ring is supposed to be on by recalling goatse. Oh! A Connoisseur!
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 01:53 |
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I guess I'm a child since I always laugh when I go by this place. They have some really good breakfast scrambles though. Also this
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 01:53 |
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Pork Store Cafe is a perfectly reasonable name for a diner. And a place in the Castro called "The Sausage Factory", well...let's just say did you notice "Moby Dick" right around the corner? That isn't an accident either.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 02:41 |
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fishtobaskets posted:
Oh hey, I've been there. There's even a big sign that says Big Bone Lick. I wish I had taken a picture next to it with some sort of childish expression.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 03:03 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Next time he visits, take him on a roadtrip to Blue Ball, PA.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 03:08 |
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Philip J Fry posted:The only local funny name I know of... It's in Sequim. I have family there.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 03:17 |
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Ishamael posted:Why does the wedding ring have to be mentioned 20 times every time goatse is shown or discussed? Is there some unwritten rule that someone has to say something about the ring every time it is brought up on the forums? You don't understand because you are either uncultured, unloved, or both. The timeless tradition of a wedding ring thematically fits with the gaping ring of flesh. The gold of the ring and its cold and heavy yellow metal stands in contrast to the red and brown muscular softness. One ring is organic and fleeting, the other will survive unchanged until the earth gets consumed by the sun's expansion into a goatse-like red giant, which will stop its powerful explosion only just short of the rings of Saturn. We possess few natural rings on our bodies. Mouths, nostrils, ears, eyes--these rings are not private. You share your mouth with others every time you speak. You hide your eyes from nobody. But the ring that dear Goatse displays is personal. It is normally guarded from the public by two layers of clothing and protected by two mounds of butt flesh. He is telling his betrothed, "This ring is for you, alone." Not even Goatse can see his own anal ring directly. This hole that he has spent months and years forging into size, this lord of the rings, can neither be fully enjoyed nor beholded by its own creator. It is a sculpture formed by a blind artist. It is the purest and most private of gifts. And yet it is a gift box with nothing inside. It is a lock in need of a key. That is because, like a wedding ring, the act of using the circle, filling it with flesh and a promise, is the present. Goatse enlarged his anal annum, his red rectal ring, only to receive the love of his beloved. As the two rings are shown to touch in the image, one ring pulling against the other, the symbolism is revealed and its effects are multiplied. That is why we goons, who are romantics at heart, naturally seek deeper meanings within the depths of Goatse. To us, excluding the wedding ring from a Goatse image is almost as much an offense as removing the anal ring. Yin, after all, is nothing without Yang.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 03:45 |
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Nice placement of that...thing. I don't even know what it is. Also, call him to get his unit? Uhhh, ok...
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 03:56 |
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Whoa, it's a good thing I was told about the 50 cent registration fee. I'm on a budget over here.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 04:09 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Also, call him to get his unit? Uhhh, ok... I don't know if you are joking but that isn't what that means.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 04:17 |
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Sagebrush posted:Pork Store Cafe is a perfectly reasonable name for a diner. I always get a little laugh passing by the coffee/tea shop in the next town over called "Teabaggers." I have no idea if it was intentional or just the owner being clueless.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 04:32 |
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Has Rob been slacking off? Goddamnit Rob!
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Noni posted:You don't understand because you are either uncultured, unloved, or both. The timeless tradition of a wedding ring thematically fits with the gaping ring of flesh. The gold of the ring and its cold and heavy yellow metal stands in contrast to the red and brown muscular softness. One ring is organic and fleeting, the other will survive unchanged until the earth gets consumed by the sun's expansion into a goatse-like red giant, which will stop its powerful explosion only just short of the rings of Saturn. Bra-loving-vo, amigo. This is what goon life is all about.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 05:06 |
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I've never been to England so this is all I know about British police https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwYxkZ9jTvk
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 05:07 |
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Off of exit 69 onto Big Beaver road. I pass by it every day after work and giggle a little bit every time.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 05:11 |
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Huh. I was in a bus accident there.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 05:46 |
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The Red Queen posted:I lived in Arkansas for a while. Was looking at a state map and found this place: Well, that's obviously a man made lake.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 07:06 |
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Ah, central PA, where it never takes more than 15-20 minutes to go from Blue Ball to Intercourse. ( Here's the route)
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 08:02 |
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(FYI in Australia, "rooting" is also a euphemism for "loving".) mrkillboy has a new favorite as of 09:06 on Jun 21, 2013 |
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RolandTower posted:Ah, central PA, where it never takes more than 15-20 minutes to go from Blue Ball to Intercourse. The best part is that it's Amish Country, so it's rather fitting. Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 09:49 on Jun 21, 2013 |
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mrkillboy posted:
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 09:27 |
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What I like most is the way they're standing down the slope.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 09:27 |
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mrkillboy posted:
Does that count as a ruck or a maul?
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 09:54 |
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RolandTower posted:Ah, central PA, where it never takes more than 15-20 minutes to go from Blue Ball to Intercourse. Not too far from Altoona.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 12:24 |
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Okay maybe this was in poor taste (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 12:25 |
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Dude wow. What the gently caress.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 14:30 |
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Let's all take our minds off of the anti-semetic fuckhead and laugh at this: Makes me almost want to break my arm...
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 14:57 |
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Noni posted:You don't understand because you are either uncultured, unloved, or both. The timeless tradition of a wedding ring thematically fits with the gaping ring of flesh. The gold of the ring and its cold and heavy yellow metal stands in contrast to the red and brown muscular softness. One ring is organic and fleeting, the other will survive unchanged until the earth gets consumed by the sun's expansion into a goatse-like red giant, which will stop its powerful explosion only just short of the rings of Saturn. This is why I joined the forums.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 15:02 |
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And now, a look into the importance of proper kerning and choosing the right font.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 15:20 |
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I used to drive past this place all the time when I still lived back in Texas and always got a solid giggle out of it.
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# ? Jun 21, 2013 15:41 |
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Mu Zeta posted:I guess I'm a child since I always laugh when I go by this place. They have some really good breakfast scrambles though. I went to school at RPI, and the cruddy little town it's in has (well, had...I think they closed down) a little "locally famous" pork store. They sold t-shirts that said, "I got mine at the Troy Pork Store!"
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