|
semiavrage posted:
gently caress, I have mutual friends with this guy. It really shocks me just how often goons end up recognizing people posted in this thread. I guess it just goes to show the kind of company goons keep. vvv A guy can only dream 
Tea Bone has a new favorite as of 00:56 on Jun 25, 2013 |
#
?
Jun 24, 2013 23:32
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 29, 2024 14:00 |
|
|
Tea Bone posted:gently caress, I have mutual friends with this guy. It really shocks me just how often goons end up recognizing people posted in this thread. I guess it just goes to show the kind of company goons keep.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 00:09
|
|
|
Tea Bone posted:gently caress, I have mutual friends with this guy. It really shocks me just how often goons end up recognizing people posted in this thread. I guess it just goes to show the kind of company goons keep. Holy cow that is gloriously awful. I would consider paying uggs and an ipad to be able to watch that unfold in real time (sup Tea Bone  )(disclaimer: I'm kidding and have no intention of stalking some dude. My uggs and ipad are only for hawt bbes)
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 01:42
|
|
|
I guess, gently caress yeah fat trans chicks?  Her nudes are worse and all over tumblr. 
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 01:56
|
|
|
Is that fat or a goiter?
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 02:10
|
|
|
semiavrage posted:Wow I really screwed that up. Here, have the links from the sites I stole them from: Ugh Jesus I'm cringing for that second guy.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 02:12
|
|
|
TinTower posted:I guess, gently caress yeah fat trans chicks? Is it an optical illusion, or does she have no chin. Her face looks like its just melds into her neck  .
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 02:13
|
|
|
It's a jowl. Like a pelican.
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 02:17
|
|
|
TinTower posted:I guess, gently caress yeah fat trans chicks?
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 02:31
|
|
|
platedlizard posted:Is that fat or a goiter? My guess: goitre. Just look at the eyes, they're about to pop out.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 02:32
|
|
|
This popped up on The Worst Things For Sale and I can't not share it. It's a book with illustrations about living roller coasters. Like how some furries anthropomorphized planes? They did that but with roller coasters. If you scroll down a bit you get to get the absolutely ridiculous part where the protagonist is on a date but he's been warned before that he's a rollercoaster and he'll turn into a rollercoaster (living) if he touches a rollercoaster (nonliving) and he won't be able to control himself and then he's forced via the date to touch a rollercoaster and he transforms and goes on a murderous wererollercoaster rampage. It's on Amazon here. Click to look inside. PLEASE click to look inside. You won't regret it. e: why don't I just show you some illustrations from the sample too. cover art:  love interest?:  protagonist becoming a rollercoaster:  what a full anthropomorphic roller coaster looks like for reference:  e vv dear diary today was best day
Djeser has a new favorite as of 03:51 on Jun 25, 2013 |
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 03:34
|
|
|
Hey, we have goons reading the rollercoaster story! Follow along for a fun time. I'm warning you, the pictures get a little  http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535471&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 03:47
|
|
|
Boxxy is a brony. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4D0aR_W9k
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 03:59
|
|
|
Or just desperate to stay relevant. This isn't the first time a self-important internet pseudocelebrity has declared bronydom when views hit a slump.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 04:12
|
|
|
I originally thought this guy was either really high or just overly-friendly, but there was a dude a while back who came into our bar, stopped at each table and tried to engage everyone at each table in this perfect circuit. He was mostly focusing on the women, only stopping to rip into the appearance of the guys, usually in the "heh, why are you dating this guy?" manner. He asked three of us if we were lumberjacks (plaid shirts and beards), and seemed pretty put-off and intimidated when two of them answered "yes." I think he assumed my sister and I were dating or something (she and I look absolutely nothing alike, so people have made the assumption a few times and yes it is gross), and was negging the two of us pretty hard until I told him to get his goofy rear end away from the table. After I remembered his dumb outfit, I've pretty much come to the conclusion that it was a Pickup Autist. So far that's my only experience with one.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 04:27
|
|
|
Plan Z posted:I originally thought this guy was either really high or just overly-friendly, but there was a dude a while back who came into our bar, stopped at each table and tried to engage everyone at each table in this perfect circuit. He was mostly focusing on the women, only stopping to rip into the appearance of the guys, usually in the "heh, why are you dating this guy?" manner. He asked three of us if we were lumberjacks (plaid shirts and beards), and seemed pretty put-off and intimidated when two of them answered "yes." I think he assumed my sister and I were dating or something (she and I look absolutely nothing alike, so people have made the assumption a few times and yes it is gross), and was negging the two of us pretty hard until I told him to get his goofy rear end away from the table. After I remembered his dumb outfit, I've pretty much come to the conclusion that it was a Pickup Autist. So far that's my only experience with one. This sounds amazingly close to something a friend of mine did when he was staggeringly drunk. It's almost uncanny aside from the dressing weird thing. He looks completely normal. But the circumstances sound identical. He got completely poo poo canned and decided to chat up the whole bar and was going table to table while making fun of how everyone was wearing plaid and had a beard (I also was wearing plaid and have a beard, butthole). This wasn't in Denver by chance was it? veni veni veni has a new favorite as of 05:13 on Jun 25, 2013 |
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 05:10
|
|
|
NESguerilla posted:This sounds amazingly close to something a friend of mine did when he was staggeringly drunk. It's almost uncanny aside from the dressing weird thing. He looks completely normal. But the circumstances sound identical. He got completely poo poo canned and decided to chat up the whole bar and was going table to table while making fun of how everyone was wearing plaid and had a beard (I also was wearing plaid and have a beard, butthole).
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 05:20
|
|
|
I'm sad neither of those stories ended with the Lumberjack Song. People who wrote Monty Python inanely drive me crazy, but if there was ever a time to break out in Monty Python song, that would be it. Edit: the caveat to this its that they have to bee able to adding at least the first verse of the Lumberjack Song perfectly. Magres has a new favorite as of 05:43 on Jun 25, 2013 |
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 05:31
|
|
|
Plan Z posted:Nah, Pennsylvania. drat. I got so excited for a small world moment.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 05:35
|
|
|
There's a lot to be said for transgendered people having straight allies and respectful representation in the media, but one very important weapon often gets forgotten in our fight to gain acceptance: Tweezers. Plan Z posted:I originally thought this guy was either really high or just overly-friendly, but there was a dude a while back who came into our bar, stopped at each table and tried to engage everyone at each table in this perfect circuit. He was mostly focusing on the women, only stopping to rip into the appearance of the guys, usually in the "heh, why are you dating this guy?" manner. He asked three of us if we were lumberjacks (plaid shirts and beards), and seemed pretty put-off and intimidated when two of them answered "yes." I think he assumed my sister and I were dating or something (she and I look absolutely nothing alike, so people have made the assumption a few times and yes it is gross), and was negging the two of us pretty hard until I told him to get his goofy rear end away from the table. After I remembered his dumb outfit, I've pretty much come to the conclusion that it was a Pickup Autist. So far that's my only experience with one. I'd like to imagine that he's done the exact same thing to all the other bars in the area, so instead of just being one circuit he's gotten a full Formula One season's worth of rejection.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 05:59
|
|
|
Djeser posted:love interest?: Man Nikki Cox just keeps popping up in this thread.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 06:21
|
|
|
When we sign on to our employee website to check things like schedules, paychecks, etc. they have random pictures of employees that come up next to where you put your login information. It was the same like 10 people for a while but today this girl's picture popped up: Something just...is off...
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 06:29
|
|
|
I'm not being condescending at all (by the way, condescending means talking down to someone)
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 06:39
|
|
|
Retter posted:When we sign on to our employee website to check things like schedules, paychecks, etc. they have random pictures of employees that come up next to where you put your login information. It was the same like 10 people for a while but today this girl's picture popped up: I'm pretty sure she's a robot. Time to get all Blade Runner up in here
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 06:44
|
|
|
grady posted:I'm not being condescending at all (by the way, condescending means talking down to someone) Am I reading this wrong or are you the dude?
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 06:49
|
|
|
Whoosh
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 06:57
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 06:58
|
|
|
Hah hah! Loser! A handy chart for this thread: 
Cream-of-Plenty has a new favorite as of 09:19 on Jun 25, 2013 |
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 09:17
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 09:31
|
|
|
Cream-of-Plenty posted:Hah hah! Loser! That image really is gross. Half the girls in the upper tier look like children.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 09:39
|
|
|
 Fancy doors she has there.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 09:45
|
|
|
Cream-of-Plenty posted:Hah hah! Loser! I for one would like to judge the appearance of the man who made this. I'm sure he's stunningly handsome.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 09:59
|
|
|
e: ^^^^  Cream-of-Plenty posted:Hah hah! Loser!
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 10:00
|
|
|
Palpek posted:
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 10:03
|
|
|
Kontradaz posted:That image really is gross. Half the girls in the upper tier look like children. I'll admit to being guilty of judging people by their looks every once in a while but making a goddamn reference chart is pretty creepy and awkward. So I guess it sort of fits the thread
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 10:09
|
|
|
Kontradaz posted:That image really is gross. Half the girls in the upper tier look like children. It was ganked from the creepy PUA kickstarter thread in GBS, and according to one of the posters in it one of them in middle tiers is a pic of a person they know... from when that person was 13. So good guess!
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 10:39
|
|
|
Palpek posted:
You can't know how to use the smudge tool, and be unaware of the lasso tool. In this image it would take five minutes max to cut out what you want to edit on another layer. I mean if you're going to edit a photo, have the decency to take the time to shop it properly.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 10:50
|
|
|
Dreadwroth posted:She is generating some wicked gravitational lensing there. Yikes. She looks like a regular person, but she's actually as dense as a collapsed star.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 10:52
|
|
|
VogeGandire posted:She looks like a regular person, but she's actually as dense as a collapsed star. That sounds like something out of Doctor Who, from what little experience with DW I have.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 11:36
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 29, 2024 14:00 |
|
|
 I don't think I need to tell you that this guy is a brony.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2013 12:03
|
|
