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Dude, Bryan messaged you. Why won't you respond to Bryan?
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The two in the first one aren't that bad.
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Jul 2, 2013 01:30
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Conquistador posted:
The one on the right is a real dog.
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Jul 2, 2013 01:36
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Is OKC trying to get scientific evidence that no one should wear a fedora?
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Jul 2, 2013 01:36
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Atticus_1354 posted:I hope it is a brand new mask with modern filters or else it isn't going to do anything except trap chemicals near your face and maybe give you cancer. Belgian surplus mask, modern filters. Hey, Cancer is my zodiac sign. Also explains my fascination with all things that glow blue. We now continue our previously scheduled programming. 
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Jul 2, 2013 01:37
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Frankston posted:The two in the first one aren't that bad.  E: I assure you, I have  sex with everything from 1s to 3s and everything in between so I don't have unrealistic standards 
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Jul 2, 2013 01:39
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Gaunab posted:I've got a pair of drop crotch sweatpants. I got them before the biebs though so him trying to Monopoly the style is sort of annoying because sometimes I wonder if people think I'm a fan of his. Comfy pants though. If you need that much crotch room to be comfortable, you should probably seek medical attention. Having swollen balls is a serious medical condition you know.
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Jul 2, 2013 01:46
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Conquistador posted:
That sure is one awkward looking sign?
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Jul 2, 2013 01:51
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Conquistador posted:
I don't get this one. It just looks like that lady decided to put a bag on her head to protect her hair because it's raining. I see people do that all the time.
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Jul 2, 2013 01:51
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Sorry, I was poor shaming I guess
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Jul 2, 2013 01:54
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Conquistador posted:Sorry, I was poor shaming I guess She probably had her hair done up nice and didn't want it to ruin in the rain. Haven't you ever listened to Oprah rant about how time consuming straightening and styling black person hair is?
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Jul 2, 2013 02:01
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ThatPazuzu posted:I have actually met someone with a legitimate "Jedi braid" because "he was still in training." I would have asked him to elaborate but I really didn't want to talk to him anymore than I had to. I had one at university and cut it off when I graduated. It was a good incentive to study, any year I repeated was another year with that on my head.
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Jul 2, 2013 02:32
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Stottie Kyek posted:I had one at university and cut it off when I graduated. It was a good incentive to study, any year I repeated was another year with that on my head. Is this a joke? If it isn't a joke, did you really grow a braid because you were in university? Did you really do that because of Star Wars?
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Jul 2, 2013 03:31
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Who can resist the sexual attraction of the ponytail?
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Jul 2, 2013 03:41
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Conquistador posted:Is this a joke? A bunch of us in high school had long hair anyway so when we all went away to different universities we made braids. I think I was the only one who actually kept mine until graduation though. 
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Jul 2, 2013 03:47
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Sagebrush posted:Oh, I know where that is. Those are the Canadian parliament buildings in the background, and that's the Ottawa River, so this photo was taken in Hull. Hull is the dirty, dirty place just across the Quebec border where 18-year-old anglo teenagers from Ottawa go to drink and gawk at terrifying strippers. This image doesn't surprise me all that much. I will contest this. I always that the origin was that "End of the World" flash from forever ago, where the French people said how they "are le tired." I was ironically saying le before some of these jerks were even born! 
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That DICK! posted:I will contest this. I always that the origin was that "End of the World" flash from forever ago, where the French people said how they "are le tired." I feel like a rage comic is a lot more prone to be devoured and assimilated by redditors than a 10 year old flash video is.
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Jul 2, 2013 04:07
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Jul 2, 2013 04:18
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It's funny, for me to find ugly chicks on OKCupid, I mostly have to look in who visits my profile versus the actual matches it suggests. le sigh  E: I want you inside of me. All of you.  E: at least she has one nice eye, i guess (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sagebrush posted:Oh, I know where that is. Those are the Canadian parliament buildings in the background, and that's the Ottawa River, so this photo was taken in Hull. Hull is the dirty, dirty place just across the Quebec border where 18-year-old anglo teenagers from Ottawa go to drink and gawk at terrifying strippers. This image doesn't surprise me all that much. I can't believe that this totally mediocre comic was the origin of all of those lovely "le ____" jokes. No way. It's so anathema to me that I really can't understand it. Like, how do you read such a bad comic, decide that "this is totally cool dudes", and then make a meme out of it?
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I think the culprit for a lot of these fashion and grooming disasters is dude-to-dude fashion advice. Guys egging other guys on to make lovely style choices. I can't tell you how many times I've seen a guy on my facebook news feed asking "Should I shave my beard?" and a chorus of girls saying "yes, it doesn't look good!" But one bro comes in and says, "no way man, shaving is for pussies!" and the guy is swayed to keep his horrible pube-forest neckbeard. Why do guys take fashion advice of their fellow men so much more seriously than from girls? What do these women know about what women find attractive anyway, right?? Guy-to-guy advice has been the culprit for countless bad buzz cuts, nasty-rear end beards, keeping long greasy locks (even though literally every single girl is saying yes, cut your hair) and this one mutual friend who keeps bleaching his ginger hair.  It looks terrible, but his guy friends keep telling him to do it because they think it's funny. He's a big guy, so he looks like Guy Fieri, and it's awful. We were both in a mutual friend's wedding, and he asked the wedding party whether he should bleach his hair again. All the bridesmaids begged him not to do it, said it would look horrible, etc... but one groomsman encourages him to do it, and he's set. So we had everyone in the wedding looking great, and one guy who looked like Fat Eminem. It's frustrating.
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Jul 2, 2013 04:34
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There's something about amateur rappers that's just so embarrassing. My favorite part is when the junkie looking guy starts to rap awkwardly through a filter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwrZaYxAinE
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That DICK! posted:I will contest this. I always that the origin was that "End of the World" flash from forever ago, where the French people said how they "are le tired." People have probably been saying "le" for faux French for a long time. It happens all the time in old Pepe Le Pew cartoons. Citing an example that's been around for a while doesn't explain why annoying people on the internet have only recently started saying it.
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And the winner of Most Punchable Face 2013 goes to... ----- Some more cringe channel content:   
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I was going to just rehost/link the picture but his own caption (on a dating site) was too good to pass up. E: Ok which one of you is this:  E2: Yeah I just read her profile and theres like an 80% chance she's a goon ffs. Tom Brady has a new favorite as of 04:45 on Jul 2, 2013 |
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Brother-in-law sent me this
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Mildly Amusing posted:Brother-in-law sent me this In the thumbnail, the guy on the right's hair looks MS Painted in. (In the full version, it looks like someone shat on his head.)
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Mildly Amusing posted:Brother-in-law sent me this Super saiyans are the opposite of awkward
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Well "breast juice" is going on the list of terms that I wish I had never heard. Also I attempted to read that thing, and she says she breastfeeds her husband too.
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Mildly Amusing posted:Brother-in-law sent me this That's how my sisters hair looked after it caught on fire. Never knew that was a popular look with the kids.
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Jul 2, 2013 05:44
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Mildly Amusing posted:Brother-in-law sent me this The guy on the left I could give a pass. The guy in the middle has just made poor life decisions. But the guy on the right, drat ain't nothing can be done.
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Rasmussen posted:The guy on the left I could give a pass. The guy in the middle has just made poor life decisions. But the guy on the right, drat ain't nothing can be done. Are we sure the guy on the left isn't just Taylor Lautner at 13?
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Jamesman posted:Well "breast juice" is going on the list of terms that I wish I had never heard. That kid looks very well-fed, time to suck it up.
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See now, I look at him... and I just wonder where I went wrong E: I just now realized shes also grabbing his...breast.
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Jul 2, 2013 06:35
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That's actually a publicity still from a remake of The Wasp Woman. I'm pretty sure it's the actress and the poor dude who plays her when she becomes the titular monster.
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Galliope posted:OkCupid is as always, a gold mine. This is exactly how I remember my grandpa looking: cap, cane, pipe, oversize glasses. Only I'm pretty sure my grandpa wore a jacket that fit him correctly. What I'm saying is, actually, wearing my granddad's clothes makes you look like a loving idiot.
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GAY 4 ORGANS